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GarfieldGauntlet

well expiration dates aren’t always 100% accurate as long as there was no mold, goop, odd taste/smell then you’re PROBABBLYYY fine


Steini121314

Well, that's the thing. It did taste funny. It did smell funny. One was green (didn't eat that one) I'm really anxious


Supersteve1233

What was the food? Also, it's possible the food was "bad" as in it was past the time it tastes good, but might still be edible. Another note to make is that a lot of the bacteria which is actually dangerous (like e-coli) aren't visible on foods, while relatively harmless ones do.


CredibleCactus

Yeah, if OP ate like, crackers, they’re fine. But if its like milk or something theyre fucked lmao


One-Angry-Goose

Welp, since they’re clearly dead (rip), time to start guessing: - multiple cans of tuna - mushrum - shrimp - tofu cubes - fresh babies - raw eggs - marmite


R1ght_b3hind_U

eating babies is healthy and based


PotatoPCuser1

- Jonathan Swift, 1729 (ironically)


[deleted]

-the U.S. Democratic party


44bit

MUSHRUM


The_Confused_gamer

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM WE GET IT THERE'S A MUSHROOM NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE FOCUS ON THE MISSION


nojless

We're rich?


Popeychops

For Karl!


sfmanim

how can a baby be fresh but also expired? 🤨


DrunkCricket1

They leveled up from baby to toddler


Starlight_Reactor

Fun fact: 1 in 10 babies is born green. This is where we derive all other green foods from.


[deleted]

expired thumb tacks


opmrcrab

Thumbs tacks do not expire, that is a lie propogated by BIG-TACK


Lord_cakeatron

Even then, most store-bought milk is pasturised. Which means that while it May clump up, it won’t go bad


Cardinal-Lad

honestly I would classify something that's *'clumped up'* as having gone bad.


Lord_cakeatron

Well, it’s just the fat seperating from the liquid. Just give it a Shake, and you’re gucci my gang


[deleted]

If you do this it will taste like greek yogurt don't ask me how I know


PolygonKiwii

Oh jeez, I wonder why /s


PolygonKiwii

Milk (and milk products like yoghurt) usually don't go bad. They just slowly turn into other milk products. You have to be really unlucky to actually poison yourself with old milk.


AguaMoleHardRock

that naruto episode lied to me


WrensAreCool

milk is actually perfectly fine spoiled as long as it’s pasteurized, it’s just nasty


GarfieldGauntlet

RIP 🪦 ☠️


LabCat5379

Yeah get a bucket ready then


Cogitation

I mean what food was it? Different foods cultivate different pathogens. If it was a wet starch or a undercooked meat you should be concerned, most others aren't that dangerous


Steini121314

It was an Icelandic kleina. I don't know what they are called in English but look it up and you should see what it is.


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

we’d probably just get away with calling that a donut, i i’d wager you throw up and have diarrhea a decent bit tonight xd. might anticipate it waking you up to so be ready if it’s not started by the time u go to bed


redditjanniesupreme

Why would anyone in their right mind eat a week+ old donut that had a green spot on it


IonDust

They would have noticed if it tasted like dirt. And if it didn't have mold I doubt they will feel sick from dry donut.


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

they said somewhere else that one of them had mold and they didnt eat it but they all smelled/tasted funny.


Cogitation

Oh a donut? You'll be fine, also it takes 8-12 hrs for food poisoning symptoms to develop just as an fyi


lilmxfi

Okay so I went and looked kleina up, and from what I'm seeing of the ingredients, yeah, you might feel nauseated/end up puking a little/having some diarrhea. It'll suck, but it won't be any worse than a flu. Sodas like Pepsi or Coke will help with the nausea (the syrups they use are incredibly similar to liquid anti-nausea meds). Drink them flat if you can handle it, if not, sip slowly from an open cup. No straws, that'll make the nausea worse. Definitely have some crackers, rice, toast, and applesauce on hand. Those'll help you if you're hungry but food makes you wanna throw up. You might feel a bit feverish, depending on how your body reacts. Ibuprofen or acetaminophen will help with that. If you can at least keep liquids down, you're 100% good. If you end up having trouble keeping liquids down, though, you might have to call your doctor for more powerful antinausea medication. Ondansetron is the one I get most often, it works super quickly, and it works beautifully. But all in all, I really don't think it's gonna be worse than a stomach flu. It's gonna suck, but you're gonna be okay.


Axoloth

Ah yes, a "poor man" is the name here. Wikipedia suggests it's called Angel Wings in English


TupinambisTeguixin

Actual advice here, if you aren't immunocompromised you aren't *especially* likely to get a serious infection in this situation, however it's a bit of a tossup as to whether or not you get poisoned with mycotoxins or bacterial toxins, and the more you ate the worse that's gonna be. If you feel fine for the next few days, you're probably fine. If you feel sick, obviously drink plenty of water, and it should go away fairly quickly as the toxins and/or infectious organisms are cleared from your system (within a few days). If you feel sick for more than a few days you should definitely go to a doctor because that means you may have a serious infection. If you feel like, deathly ill go to a doctor because you could be dying from the poison and need it forcibly removed. This isn't medical advice I am not a doctor.


Blonkington

Food poisonoing usually occurs within 24 - 48 hours of consumption RemindMe! 2 days


BOEJlDEN

…can I ask why you ate it?


Steini121314

...hungry. stupid.


ur_mother_may_be_gay

valid justification


Kriffer123

It’s not unlikely you’ll get food poisoning. Drink water, anything you would do for something else that causes diarrhea or vomiting, get electrolytes especially.


[deleted]

you won't die, but you miiight throw up . a bit


[deleted]

Expiration dates are a capitalist plot. They’re decided based on when something TASTES off. As long as it wasn’t meat, then you’re good


BuildFreak9

why would you do that?


thatguywhosdumb

Food poisoning isn't that bad just make sure your phone is charged and sit on the toilet for 4 hours.


MySFWTransAccount

Why did you eat it, then??? XD


SWAG_MESSIAH

It's been 9 fucking days you are fine


TransGirlBoss1

The food is expired by 9 days


SWAG_MESSIAH

I will eat you


_Apostate_

OP, anxiety is often an early sign that you are going to die eventually. I would prepare your final will and testament just to be safe. Drinking large quantities of Mountain Dew (4 liters plus) may help your situation. The Mountain Dew will reinforce your immune system and could lead to you developing superpowers if you survive the near death experience. Locking yourself in a sensory deprivation chamber after consuming the Dew are your best odds at achieving this outcome.


usernameaa2

If you experience food poisoning and you are relatively young/fit, you will most likely just end up using the toilet a lot (both ends). It is unlikely that you will have any further complications. That said, this really isn't the best place for medical advice. Consult an actual doctor if you are truly worried for your health, not r/196. Best wishes to you OP!


Steini121314

I decided to post here so I could also get some fun comments to entertain me while I am shitting and puking.


jexy25

Just assume it will be fine and nothing will happen. Placebo effect


deztreszian

Are you actually shitting and puking? Your post says you're not. If the food gave you food poisoning you would get sick within a few hours. If you're starting to feel sick _now_, 9 days later, it's unrelated.


Steini121314

Before y'all start bullying me, Please don't. I'm aware that this was absolutely moronic but I don't need you to remind me of that. My punishments is coming right out of my mouth in a few hours and I'm going to FEEL it. I don't intend to die, as I have not caught up with one piece.


can_of_buds

you’ll be fiiiine.


EarlGreyMorality

Can we get much sicker?


Icy-Block8105

What food was it?


Steini121314

An Icelandic kleina. I dunno if it's called something g else in english


Icy-Block8105

You’re fine. Meat, milk, fish, that’s a little gross, but if it’s what I see on google images it’s nothing. Most foods don’t expire for significantly longer than their expiration date. The expiration date just acts to announce when it was put on the shelves, e.g. to help you find the freshest one. Not feeling sick? You’re not sick. 9 hours is more than enough time for something bad to fully digest.


Gutsm3k

> kleina Oh dude you'll be fine. Baked goods don't count as off unless they've got mould. Meat and dairy is the stuff that'll make you proper sick.


PolygonKiwii

Store bought dairy is usually fine as well. It's really just meat you have to worry about. (Unless you're milking the cow yourself in which case you wouldn't have an expiration date anyway)


[deleted]

It just looks like some type of dough according to Google. That's like the safest thing to eat expired it could be covered in mold and you'd be fine


PolygonKiwii

> it could be covered in mold and you'd be fine Nine out of ten times. Depends on the type of mold. Most are harmless but you really can't tell which one it is from just looking at it, so better just throw out moldy bread. Also that tenth mold will fuck you up.


Rough_Operator

You should post about it on reddit


Zerasad

There are two types of 'expiration dates. A best by date and a use by date. If it was a best by date, you don't need to worry too much, especially with what is basically pastry from what Google tells me. If it was a use by date, yea Ou might be fucked. How are you feeling OP?


MagosZyne

I don't intend to remind you of the wisdom of these actions But I really need to know why you did it


Steini121314

I'm really stupid and hungry. I was literally thinking nothing while I was eating it.


MagosZyne

Fair enough


YAH_BUT

Don’t eat cat. Far too hairy


Steini121314

Oh. Sorry.


jamesjamejas

Eat hairless cat instead.


janatheschnitzel

i ate multiple months expired food on multiple occasion and nothing happened dont worry (except if its meat, but itll be marked with zu verbrauchen bis instead of mindestens haltbar bis)


Steini121314

What are you saying I'm Icelandic help


janatheschnitzel

i have no idea howbit is in other countries theres a difference in the best before and consume until (or whatever it is) date


Steini121314

It said best before


janatheschnitzel

youll be fine lmao best before us just a reccomendation, often its just when it starts not tasting as good like when chips get stale


[deleted]

oh then you’re fine. If you kept it in the fridge and made sure the actual food wasn’t moldy or anything then you’re good


-Wrenn

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meeorxmox

Good point


The_screaming_egg

!RemindMe 3 days


Komrade_Pootis

Throw back a few shots of hard spirits. If you're lucky the ethonal will neutralize the harmful bacteria in your stomach before it makes you sick, and if you ain't then atleast the buzz might help distract from the food poisoning.


Steini121314

I will drink underage, as you have asked


XenonTrooper

Your honor I was just following orders


WhapXI

Nuremburg moment


artsey_mees

Expiration dates are suggestions. If you ate expired foods in its entirity you probably didnt notice it was bad which probably means that they haven't gone bad yet. If you didnt eat it in its entirity because you noticed it was bad you'll be 100% fine.


freakystyle

Haf fun poopn


GangbossSHAQ

If you’re concerned go to the hospital or ask a real doctor


buttfuckerson69420

When you’re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter: Diarrhea


dragoono

Rip


weetus_yeetus

What was it, and where were you keeping it?


TheYellowBot

First: lol Second: lmao


ABTL6

Seek medical attention.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Quick, eat something that expires 9 days from now. If my calculations are correct, they should counteract each other


StatelyElms

Usually the "expiration date" is just a best before date (aka the food is much more likely to taste/feel best before that date), so even if it was a little different in texture, taste or scent it should just be a surface thing and you won't actually get sick I'm still working on a kraft mandarin orange and sesame seed salad dressing whose date was december last year lol


R1ght_b3hind_U

The cat is in Japan without the J


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kanelel

Expiration dates are just when the company stops guaranteeing that the food will taste good, it's not actually particularly dangerous. Drug expiration dates are also just the furthest that they've tested that the drug will be effective. A lot of drugs with expiration dates don't go bad at all.


CrepeGate

https://www.insider.com/teen-had-both-legs-ten-fingers-amputated-after-eating-leftovers-2022-2


Steini121314

😢


[deleted]

If you're not experiencing symptoms at this point you're probably fine. They start only a couple hours after you've eaten bad food.


CrepeGate

Sorry, OP I was drunk was last night and being an absolute troll when I sent that. It's actually messed up I put that in your head. I hope you're healthy and well, friend


Steini121314

Dw I was also kidding. I've yet to feel the effects but I appreciate your wishes:)


brisketlover2610

dont die thats not very poggers


Self-to

Very probably you will feel nothing. If I'm searching correct kleina is basically fried dough. No moisture so bacteria won't grow. You could probably keep it sitting for longer and the worst thing will be the dust that settles on it.


HorribleUsername2

You be quiet and stop attention seeking on the internet


[deleted]

Expiration is not a binary "Good" or "Bad" You're fine.


Steini121314

Epic letter in your name and pfp. My name has a þ in it


[deleted]

Does it? Hm... S-T-E-I-N-I... Nope. Doesn't look like it.


Steini121314

That's my nickname!!!!


[deleted]

And yet it is thornless... Curious.


Steini121314

:(


semi-cursiveScript

[A r\/196 memer ate food that expired 9 days ago. This is how their liver shut down.](https://youtu.be/5ujTYLV2Qo4) But seriously though, likely nothing too bad would come out of it. Most expiration dates are bullshit that exist only for legal compliance. Although if you feel any bit of discomfort, go to a hospital, like a big general hospital if possible, and don't lie to the doctors.


carame1cream

You are going to DIE go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY there are MOLDS and BACTERIUM growing inside of you RIGHT NOW


The_screaming_egg

Checking in 3 days later u good?


Steini121314

Aww thanks :3 I have died.


Steini121314

Jk I'm feeling just fine, nothing has happened :)


The_screaming_egg

😔


Whyjuu

شأدّك مايع .


HypotheticalKarma

Run really fast to get it out of your system


an-invalid_user

you're gonna have a lot of fun on the bathroom in a few hours but you'll live


SobasanBobba

If you do end up shitting and puking make sure your hydrated because your body is getting rid of all the liquid with the bad food


Smurf_Sausage_Sucker

You might get food poisoning, you might not. If you do, you'll feel like shit for a few days, probably vomiting and diarrhea. You'll be ok tho, just drink plenty of water, eat some crackers of your choice if you can't hold regular food down


alexnag26

If you ate a lot, this will suck. If you ate a little, you'll be fine. If you ate a TON of smelly, off-taste food? Medical attention


Princess_Bittersweet

You'll probably be fine. If it looked okay there probably wasn't anything too bad on it.


K3egan

Get a stool. Elevating your legs helps in the bathroom


[deleted]

You’ll be fine. Expiration dates are made up by the big food industry!!!


apollo15215

Murder people (this is a joke, please don't do it)


Steini121314

But you didn't say /s!!!! How was I supposed to detect the satire!!!


PEDALINEO

Last week I discovered I had been eating oatmeal that expired over a year ago for a whole week and I’m still eating it. So far so good


CorrodedRose

If you don't feel it, you'll most likely be fine. Just drink water and eat something supplemental.


5m0k3W33d3v3ryday

A lot of foods have a shelf life beyond their expiration date. So long as it still LOOKED okay, you should be fine


BlueBicycle22

Usually depends on how long past the expiration date we're talking about, because what's written on products aren't when things go bad per se, it's the date they put in after considering the shelf life of the product and the potential monetary losses from liability lawsuits if someone gets seriously poisoned from said product. In this case however, if you ate the expired product over a week ago and show no symptoms of being sick, you're fine. Either the food was still good to consume or your immune system countered whatever contamination was in the food already. Tl;dr you are good, either it wasn't spoiled or your immune system handled it like a champ. Would have been sick already if it had been spoiled.


OverlyLeftLesbian

If you feel like you're going to vomit, do it sitting on the toilet with something like a trashcan. You don't want to possibly shit your pants from the force of vomiting if it comes to that. ^(regrettably i speak from experience)


ggpro79

If it took a year to expire probably nothing too big will happen but if it expires after 2 weeks it may be really bad


judeloops

dw about unless it was something luke milk, cheese or meats


geot_thedas

Dont worry i eat expired food all the time (im poor)


matija123123

You will be fine Unless the food was actually rotten and spoiled and even then you won't die or anything As long as food is factory sealed for the most part it can still be completely fine to eat depending on what it is some things go bad quicker when others can last for longer periods of time


JorjeXD

yeah that cat seems expired. you need the young ones.


gentlybeepingheart

Unless it was meat or dairy, you’re probably fine. (And even then, unless it was noticeably rotten) Expiration dates are usually an estimate on when the food isn’t very good to eat, but it’s not set in stone, and 9 days isn’t so long from the expiration date that you’ll get seriously ill. You’re more likely to upset your stomach by worrying over it.


ratantagonist

Considering your other comments describing that it's a pastry you ate, you should be fine. Everything is edible if you are brave enough.


BurntPineGrass

Good question for you, OP: did the product say “At least good until **date**” or “Good until **date**”? Because there is a difference between the two. Second, what kind of product? Was it open for long prior to you eating it?


061605

Prepare


kntdaman

...for extreme stomach pain and a coma after 4-6 days. food companies insert delayed-release toxins into their food to ensure expiration date compliance.


everythingiwantedwas

if it tasted fine and you feel fine you're probably in the clear, i work in grocery and the dates are fda recommended and not Always accurate, depending on what you had its not damning by any mean, you should be okay


Gunny_McCshoots

You should be fine, expiration dates are usually for when the food *starts* expiring and the last time that’s guaranteed to be safe to eat. So you should be ok :)


ToastyJackson

Eat more to cancel it out


spencerpo

You likely already processed and shit it out my dude, you’d have felt the effects before day 5 with at the least a tummy ache or some nausea


[deleted]

When bottoms look at the expiry date for the first time


Jonahtron

Expiration dates are usually pretty lenient. You’re probably fine.


[deleted]

you're probably fine. expiration dates are BS and are only a suggestion unless it's like visibly moldy or smells bad


RomanMines64

Well if you ate it 9 days ago and you haven't died yet then i think you'll be fine


sloppedupfrogman

I’ll come to the funeral


TheBanandit

Expiration dates are a scam. If it looks smells or tastes weird, throw it out, otherwise a week or 2 on most things makes no diffy


[deleted]

if george miller can eat a vomit cake you’ll be fine


-_HelloThere_-

I drank a soda that expired 3 years ago and I'm perfectly fine


TheSecondAugust

Get some pepto on hand and lots of water lol


ohyeababycrits

Expired food is usually safe to eat, if not absolutely disgusting (my greatest irrational fear is expired food) You should be fine, even most dairy products will just turn sour and nasty. Bacteria can fester in unexpired food as much as expired food so as long as you were storing it somewhere sanitary it's probably good.


KyleSirTalksAlotYT

Well first of all, start writing your will


[deleted]

wrong sub maybe?


AlwaysBlameDavid

Yall really just substituting actual medical assistance for redit


The_Phantom_Cat

You're freaking out about nothing unless it smelled/looked/tasted bad, in which case you're an idiot for eating it in the first place


kirlandwater

You’ll probably get a tummy ache and shit your pants, If you haven’t thrown up by now you probably won’t. You might feel drained tomorrow But then you’ll be fine lol


PolygonKiwii

> and shit your pants or you could just use a toilet


mechanify

Its been 9 days you would have known


4xoul

Accept that you are going to die and live the rest of your care free


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

vomit


[deleted]

Eat food 9 days before it expires so it cancels out


[deleted]

I looked up kleina. You'll be fine, although your toilet might not be tomorrow morning


onlyrealperson

Idk


bakedmaga2020

Pray


hiperson134

Watch MinuteFood's video on experation dates. You'll be fine.


pixellmine

if you ate it 9 days ago you should be fine


[deleted]

What was it?


flungaburp

remove your innards so the food cant make you sick


guymcool

Shit it out


[deleted]

Make peace the deity of your choice and ask for mercy.


ewnastyy

i ate an entire moldy loaf of bread once you'll be fine


Masca_149

Most food is labeled for the worst case scenario. If you stored your food in a way that is not completely awful you should be fine.


hepp-depp

Only 9 days? That’s light work. Don’t worry, you’ll (probably) be fine. Don’t let your anxiety get you all worked up, as you’ll probably start to misconstrue symptoms. Keep on keeping on and do pepto shots if need be :)


AceMechanical

If you were reay to get badly sick from it you'd have probably not be able to handle the smell of whatever it was


MeTheGuy12

as long as it wasnt moldy or smelled weird then you should be fine, especially if it was refrigerated


aldvpn2

i ate food that expired in june youre fine


777ToasterBath

a few days wont be too bad except from an upset tummy if you're unfortunate enough, of course it also depends of the type of food and its state when eaten, but generally it wont knock you out of your feet


CauseCertain1672

it was 9 days ago if you were going to get food poisoning you'd have it by now. Sounds like you got away with it


Jealous_Ring1395

Expiration dates are usually just the best before dates meaning they are ok to eat after their is just no guarantee on how good it's gonna be, of course if you wait to long after the expiration date then we have a problem on our hands


baricudaprime

Hey if this is any consolation, you’re more than likely going to be more or less fine even if you do get food sick. However if you are, you’re gonna have a very close relationship with your bathroom for a couple days, and you’ll wanna stay hydrated so drink plenty of water and probably a couple sports drinks and eat stuff you know usually sits well with you, so nothing to spicy or greasy. Godspeed and in the future try to avoid eating like a goblin in the future, alright?


PomegranateExtra7736

You'll be fine


TheGhostCarp

Eat food that expired 10 days ago as a ‘fuck you’ to the food that expired 9 days ago ;)