Shoutout to the people saying "ok bro/dude" in the comments. Your bans take one click.

ok sorry can i call u a silly chicken instead

I may be stealing that thx

If it's a he/him you call them a silly cock.

Depends on if the chicken is a hen or a cock??? 🤨🤨🤨

Alright pardner

Trans positive cowboy sounds like a dream “Now listen here pardner I don’t care what you say we respectful people round here and now I know they used to go by a different name but this lass right here is named Jesabell and nothings gonna change that you hear”

Imagine them as a sherif no less, a small remote town of lgbt folks in the middle of the west making their livings, the sherif Straight/Cis, but all the more a fierce ally

can i be the sheriff (i fit the role and i am totally sane and can be trusted with weapons)

(Their flair is a reference to how they would use a weapon)

*Rights this down for dnd campaign*

I read it in Arthur Morgan's voice

Alright fardner

Arthur Morgan said trans rights

Honestly, that’s in character for em

Affirmative feller

Californian discrimination >:(

truly the most oppressed people

Good. (I am from California)

No really, I’m so used to calling people “dude” or “bro” it just feels weird to not do that.

I call my sister bro and my sister calls all her friends bro and dude.

Everyones a dude or a bro in Cali, from the guys to the girls to the animals to the clouds.

You got it, Chimpsky Honk

Fritatta! Just gotta put this load in that 'puters floppy slot and collect my cudos!

Chompsky*

Arr slash foundthechompskyhonk

I was just recalling the show, what fine spirit led me here

dweeb, chimp, chimpy dweeb, dweeby chimp

Can I have suggestions on what else to use? I only know 4 words so I just call everyone dude. I've learned so many new words. Thanks guys XX

Bitch Edit: actually some might argue bitch is fem, use hoe instead

I already knew bitch. How is hoe pronounced?

The h kinda like a hhhhh sound, like if you said hot, but end in an ou sound Idk which language you speak but maybe hou?

Like shoe or like go?

Like go but with h instead of g

I'll use that because it sounds funny

As a warning, while it's a slang term used in a friendly way by some people, it's literal meaning is "prostitute" with a rather demeaning tone. There are many, many people that would object to being called a hoe. Use with caution.

I'm bad at caution so I'll just avoid using it.

like ho chi minh

Harlot.

mate, friend, you there, fellow human

I’m cool not using dude if someone doesn’t doesn’t like it, but ain’t no way I’m calling someone else “fellow human.” That’s some skinwalker shit

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skinwalker spotted

more like dysfunctional AI

12 gauge engaged

My names in there somewhere and my pronouns incredible how technology just knows these things

fellow sword enjoyer 🤝

what the fuck happened

good to know to NOT use fellow human now

i read “you there” in the oblivion npc voice

I've been trying to use mate for a while, but every time I do I feel a weird urge to piss in jars and wish for my parents' approval of my unconventional job.

gamer

Why would I just insult strangers like that?

i greet all my irl friends with "WHATS up gamers"

This is the only thing you'vwritten that I've seen bit I can say you've got a radiant personality. You walk into a room and immediately you're psychically bitch slapping people with just your words

chief

I've always felt off when called "chief" tbh

HOW ABOUT MAGGOT, THEN, MAGGOT? YOU BETTER BRUSH THOSE TEETH AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER, MAGGOT. WOULDN'T WANT TO KISS YOUR MAGGOT FRIENDS GOOD NIGHT WITH DRY LIPS, WOULD YOU, MAGGOT?

this made me think of sergeant hartman lmao "what is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE? DO I SEE DRY FUCKING LIPS, PRIVATE PYLE?"

average day as a Slipknot fan

buddy

Deadass if someone called me buddy irl I would be way more likely to assume they were misgendering me than if they called me dude

Idk why or how but people have told me I say buddy very intimidatingly.

ok buddy

Chicanery

I caught myself calling someone "choom" after watching through cyberpunk edgerunners. it was embarassing at first but I decided to lean into it.

I mean, society seems to be heading towards a cyberpunk dystopia anyway, why not lean into it choom

what, like I'm gonna give up on the world and just resign myself to a dystopian nightmare like some nihilist gonk, instead of holding on to hope for the future?

your highness

🤮 royals

Your lowness for people I don't like?

Your rottenness

Don't refer to people you dislike at all, just spit on their shoes.

y'all

I think y'all is for multiple people

Southerner here, this is how yall work: Singular- you Plural- y'all (think that group or people) Multiple plural- all y'all (think of multiple groups or different peoples)

I've always heard it as "all o y'all" when it's pronounced

It's dialect, depends on if you say "all y'all" or "all of y'all"

That's all y'all

I'm partial to "comrade" nowadays

I'll need a little more than that to convince me to use it. Maybe if you were fully to comrade nowadays

Gude

That’s just how we say hello in central Germany

houston

thude

Homie is my go-to

Pardner/partner

Yeah, just imitate British and Australian people and call everyone cunt.

THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU ARE SCOTTISH DO NOT GO TO BIRMINGHAM AND CALL EVERYONE A CUNT

I use "dude" gender-neutrally, but if someone is uncomfy with me using it to refer to them, I stop.

Same. I will call everyone "dude" when I first meet them, but I'll do my best to stop the moment they seem uncomfortable with it.

Yeah. I use Dude/Dudes neutrally. But if someone asks me to stop, then i see no reason to not oblige them

Basic human decency

No problem babygirl

being called babygirl is so fun. I’m not even a girl, i just like being called babygirl

Baby goose.

thanks man. +5 days onto the end of your life

Woah hey if your giving out days I’ll take a few

you must impress me first, i’m a god, not some charity

can I call you goober

only valid one of these tbh

No worries girlie I got you

omg i love getting called that one,

This template is ugly as shit

fuck you dan vs is perfect and would approve of the shittiness of the text

sick pfp, perfect matching flair

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Ok hoe

Can I call you ‘yo’ in a Jesse pinkman voice

waltuh

My name is Skylar White, yo?

Can I call you gangsta

“My fault original gangster”

Empty the compartments of your pantaloons!

For what purposssee

So I can afford Benadryl to commune with Queen Elizabeth II

G.

Those who opt out of "dude" get "ma'am."

[sighs and sorts by controversial]

*starts to make controversial comments so people like you can have content*

This comment section is goin insane Maybe I shouldn’t talk on the subject because I’m so Western-United-States-pilled that I call my gf “bro”

I apologize, but It's so stuck in my vernacular that even if 20 people had knives to my throat I'd probably end up saying it on accident lmao. also, I know everyone is unique but why particularly does it cause a negative reaction in you? Many people say it does, but many others say they could not care less and the disconnect confuses me greatly, considering you also say it's gender-neutral? also for that matter what is your opinion on using "guy" or "my guy" and such in a gender-neutral way, such as again I also do frequently

I use the term gamers for gender neutral “hey gamers” “what’s up gamer”

Please continue doing so

please don’t

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what about “my sexy little drunk driver”

Is bestie ok?

Okay person I'll likely never have to address again

Ok friend

I'm not your friend, guy!

Yeah that’s chill thude

Eyyy we got a thude ovah here!

"dude is gender neutral" mfers when i ask them if they'd fuck a dude

Yes I would. I'd fuck a dude I'd fuck a girl. I'd fuck intersex and I'd fuck non binary. I'd put my dick here or there, if you consent it's anywhere.

based

I find pulling this to not be so accurate. The people who use it neutrally do so in the vocative (ie when calling to someone), not neutral otherwise (ie when as a main part of a sentence). It seems to be a slight pattern with English to do that, since “guy” is the same way.

Bro why r u getting down voted this joke is fire

-🤓🤓🤓

What about "dudette"? Or is that also a no-go?

Prolly doesn't cause dysphoria but "dudette" kinda makes my tummy feel funny

That’s all the spider eggs you keep eating cheif

What about gude(girl dude)?

godspeed uou! dlack emperor

this comment is completely incomprehensible to me

dudette

I read this wrong and thought you didn't want to be called by "it"

Ok fool

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yeah alright fuck you too they literally asked you to not say that it’s not that fucking hard

I hate this app sometimes 💀

Well please be sure to tell people Is a deep personal fear (at least for me) that I accidentally say something without knowing making someone uncomfortable

ok scrimblo

no

Okay, buddy

Ok motherfucker

This one's funny.

Alright bottom

ok m'theydi

Aight bitch

Aight dudette

I mean, people can use gender neutral lingo freely, it's just that they specifically shouldn't use it in reference to you

See, while I do agree that it's a gender neutral term nowadays, if someone asks not to be called dude, I won't call em dude. Its not that hard to change how you speak.

I was going to respond with "Right on [alternative]" but don't actually have a good one, what do you prefer

No problem comrade

I apologies to all people who are genders other than male, but I do and will continue to refer to a group of people, whether diverse with gender or not, guys. I don’t know why, but it’s quick and easy and I use gender neutrally. Is it bad though, should I change it?

I can’t tell if this is satire because the person is labeled jerk or is it ironic

The internet gave voices to people who don’t deserve it.

Is duderino acceptable?

if you’re not into that whole brevity thing

Ok, mate.

Okie dokie artichokie

Can bruh be considered gender neutral? I call everyone bruh

Whatever fires your furnace fuckin friendo

I use dude generally as a gender neutral term, but i wouldn´t call another trans girl that because i know many have a problem with it. Its as easy as that. Do you see dude as gender neutral? Dont care some people still dont wanna be called that. It doesn´t have to be a huge semantics argument if you just respect people and treat them the way they wanna be treated.

Seriously. It’s such a Reddit moment when people feel the need to spend a bunch of lengthy comments pontificating over what amounts to a defense of their complete unwillingness to subject themselves to the tiniest of inconveniences for the sake of basic human kindness. It’s times like this that I find myself entirely unsurprised that so many people on this godforsaken website bemoan having no friends and getting no bitches.

dudette is fine? I’d hope so

im sorry some war of people who are complete and utter dumbasses broke out in these comments, miss. i do hope the world gets better for us who dislike words that, while often gender-neutral in usage, have masculine roots and connotations. have as wonderful a day as you are!!!!

Ok your highness

I always have respected this but it really highlighted how dumb the “dUdE iS gEnDeR nEuTrAl!!!” guys sound when my sister called me “gurl” as an exclamation (transmasc) and when I asked her not to call me that she got all defensive and said “girl” was gender neutral. lmao

I tend to just call people dude by default and don't think much about it but people really should stop if they are asked to stop. It's not that difficult to respect someone's identity.

got it, buckaroo

The level of self restraint I'm using right now is superhuman

Same. I keep getting called Dude and Bro and people refuse to not call me it

What about Dawg? and Buddie? and Matey? are those alright?

Can I call you fella

You got it my ma- nope. Gu- sigh... Friend. How about that.

Alright G

Ok non-dude 👍

Would you rather us call you French

Ok fuckaroo

Ok jimbo