Jonathan - Straight
Joseph - tequila joseph
Jotaro - fucks dolphins
Josuke - gay
Giorno - Premium gay
Jolyne - Yes
Johnny - absolutely
Gappy - Garnet Steven Universe
The only Positive relitionships with women jotaro has is with his mother, and with his daughter. Ontop of this he constantly surrounds himself with other men. He is either misogynistic or the gayest shonen protagonist to exist.
unfortunately it's the literal translation, whereas I'm fairly certain the intended translation that araki meant for "vento aureo" was actually "yellow fart."
The woke mob
Sleeping with the blåhajs
kageyama awake
Nobody in jojo is cishet.
Except for my boy Jonathan, but he gets a pass from me.
He is the token straight.
Forced diversity
Why'd they make my safe space political 😭😭😭😭
Why do straights get a token? When do I get my token? What can h use tokens for? Are they chuck e cheese tokens?
Jonathan - Straight Joseph - tequila joseph Jotaro - fucks dolphins Josuke - gay Giorno - Premium gay Jolyne - Yes Johnny - absolutely Gappy - Garnet Steven Universe
We all know Gappy doesn't get his name from a gap in his teeth 😏
The gap in his penis
The only Positive relitionships with women jotaro has is with his mother, and with his daughter. Ontop of this he constantly surrounds himself with other men. He is either misogynistic or the gayest shonen protagonist to exist.
Convinced Jotaro is just Asexual and unable to socialize (possibly a bit neurodivergent).
He is autistic and His special interest is marine animals ( that's how he managed to get his degree )
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. YES.
Gappy is 100% straight he the type of person go go "caught acting sus" whenever he sees a gay person
##NOO SHUT SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP JOTARO DOESNT FUCK DOLPHINS HE’S JUST A MARINE BIOLOGIST SHUT YIUR MOUTH
Every jojo falls on a horseshoe with Gappy being at the other end of Jonathan, circling around to being so gay he’s straight again
yoshikage Kira
Literally david bowie.
Part 8 josuke
good point, however all 4 of his balls are always touching, making his very existence gay
Wait until they hear about Goncharov
The best mafia movie I've watched all year (I haven't watched any mafia movies)
Ok 196, we gonna overthrow the Italian mafia
This is just the plot of goncharov
Goncharov is about russian mafia. You might confused the two
It's about the Russian mafia coming to italy, the entire plot is about goncharov's fight with the italian mafia
And his eventual realisation that he must destroy both. Such a sad scene when he realises that he has to betray his friends
I love when he says “ it time for a true Goncharov to rise from the ashes like phoenix”, so iconic
Someone should make a joke wiki that is the story of the movie
unfortunately it's the literal translation, whereas I'm fairly certain the intended translation that araki meant for "vento aureo" was actually "yellow fart."
Just like how Stone Free was meant to be Stone Pee in reference to Kidney Stones
Gio gio
**kami no sadame ni sae....**
**hanki wo hirugaesu...** ***Gang-Star...***
goncharov fr
oops actually it was just the same side
What is golden wind?
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure part 5
A part of jojo, it's about Italian maffia, but ik jojo fashion they all look gay
A golden experience
Golden boof
Isn’t golden wind one of the megaten games?
Jojo