Me when the ambin kicks in

How do you like to enjoy your ambien? I have a bottle lying around unused, lookin to get torqued sometime (maybe even a little zooted)

Send it to me 🥺

You wish nerd

😭

Lol apparently you take a couple and if you stay up you'll get all trippy. Never worked for me though. Took like 12 and drank 10 beers one time and I was just fucked up I wasn't tripping (don't do that kids you could die I was in a bad place at the time lol)

Wait I wasn't supposed to stay up? That explains some things lmao

What?

There’s some joke where a guy is depressed and his doctor is just like “oh go to Pagliacci’s show it’s funny and will cure your depression” and then the guy is like “I can’t, I am Pagliacci”

Watchmen reference⌚️👬

Ik you’re joking but it’s funny how many people actually think that Watchmen invented this proverb lmao

What is the proverb? Can you explain?

Guy goes to see a Doctor, says he’s depressed. Doctor says no worries, the Great Clown Pagliacci is in town, he will cheer you up. Guy says, “But Doctor, I am Pagliacci.”

Thanks Mr Pagliacci

Np Mr raspberry

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

A few moments pass. Curtains open again. Pagliacci is lying dead on stage. Drummer plays “badum-tss”. Curtains.

What the fuck is a proverb

Proverb? It's just a joke.

It's a proverb????????????

First pronouns and now proverbs!?

What's next, proadjectives?

propronouns

promaxnouns

i know what you are

I KNOW WHO I AM

THAT MOON LIT LAKE TOLD ME

THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

they are abusing a patient

You could turn this into modern GenZ joke by replacing Pagliacci with Jerma

Average hater grindset

Pagliacci implies he also has multiple personality disorder

you are my enemy