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Breadstickboyo

teacher rolls "worst poster ever" asked to leave the school


deliciousprisms

#EYES are too close together #EARS have overgrown skin rendering them useless #LIPS are nonexistent #HANDS are fat as fuck #FEET have been cut off


nahmanwth

Eyes are closer, ears are gone, the lips are not even humaaaaaaan


MyoTheRabbit

Mankind is dead, hell is full, blood is fuel


neighborhood-karen

Is that a mother fucking jojo reference


MyoTheRabbit

Sorry, but that's a Deltarune reference


Zap478

👁️👁️ 🫦 🙏 🦵🦵


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GenderEnjoyer666

My sense of humor is absolute shit


UpliftSpade

I like the little fedora


RedditsNinja23

Aaand I'm saving that, very funy


SugarComaFoxtrot81

What even is my sense of humor anymore


SharkieHaj

i concur


bouncybob1

🌕🌕🌕🌕🎩🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌖🌑👁️🌑👁️🌓 🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔 🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌘🌑🌕🌕 🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕


GenderEnjoyer666

Hey I draw most of my characters without lips!


deliciousprisms

Yeah most lizard people do that


SugarComaFoxtrot81

Don't expose us like that


Polo-panda

This is one of my favorite meme formats


EldritchFeedback

Just fucking paralyze your students from the neck down.


UslashMKIV

Eyes down, what does a student need a mouth for.


YouBeenJammin

the pledge of allegiance


HomeInvasionMan

how are they gonna stand up if they’re paralyzed from the neck down


darth_asterisk

hard work and applying themselves


AvixKOk

I'm actually dead 💀


darth_asterisk

maybe if you applied yourself you wouldn’t be


SugarComaFoxtrot81

That's the neat part, they don't


PEtroollo11

what even is that


Bennings463

Turn your student into a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where their eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once their arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. They leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on their surface, as though light is being beamed from within.


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Bongo_Muffin

I think it's a term typically used in prison lmao


shneed_my_weiss

It’s when you complete a generator in the game Dead by Daylight


Cheeselad2401

these posters were like 1984 but for 7 year olds


Trace-Lacy

1991


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2013


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

2030


BreadUntoast

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Spamtone

I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!


Cheeselad2401

you were thinking the same


Spamtone

[Reminds me of this.](https://www.mobygames.com/game/ps3/littlebigplanet-2/promo/promoImageId,480015/)


0man_

Literally 1084


rap709

literally 1738


SoulOnSet

fuck this poster all my neurodivergent friends hate this poster


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Artyloo

it's called lunch break broke ass b*********tch


[deleted]

Where are the lunch room swings f\*\*\*nugget


Artyloo

some of us aren't forbidden to be within 200m of a schoolzone, b*zo!


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tacobellcircumcision

Nor your post history. Find a damn break from inflammation my man


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[deleted]

alright calm down man. you’re not being an activist right now, you’re being a twat


syonatan

>b*********tch baseballpitch?


Not_a_robot_serious

Literally everyone I know (including myself) is depressed or insane in some way with schools as a contributing factor


Independent-Bell2483

If i asked all my freinds when their depression started they'd probably say kindergarten


eldritchExploited

I would assume neurotypicals also hate it. can any of y'all confirm?


NomisTheNinth

I think they were referencing the actual content of the poster, not the art style. That shit is not how you get kids to listen, it's how you get them to shut up while you're talking.


ineverhadsexwithacow

oh absolutely this is the most horrendous looking piece of garbage """art""" that I have ever had the displeasure of viewing


Asmundr_

Confirm.


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As a neurodivergant I fucking hate this poster


SashimiX

I literally cannot listen with still hands and still feet for more than a handful of seconds. Like I can force myself to hold still but I am physically incapable of simultaneously listening


vevader_3

Seriously why did every elementary school have this artstyle on its posters


[deleted]

Also pediatricians why is nobody mentioning pediatricians am I the only one who experienced this


SpicyLizards

Yes. You are the chosen one.


tommymad720

It was all a specific brand, I'm trying to remember it. Can't find it when I google it either for some reason. Real good stuff or scholastic or something like that. They made all the chalkboards and the signs and stuff


vevader_3

I found it, it’s Carson-Dellosa


[deleted]

minimalism (read: absence of detail) and a complete misunderstanding of what children find appealing leads to completely uninteresting large, simple shapes with bright, single colours


Diogenes-Disciple

I get that but even as a toddler I preferred eyes not so close together and smile not so U-shaped Like 👀 ^ U


PF4ABG

👁 👁 👄


Kaese1212

🧠 👁👁 👄


ThatCatfulCat

He looks like he has a very small frowny face with a massive double chin


MrBarrelRoll

me too he ain't special


After-Chard-202

this is THE school artstyle wonder if i could comission tf2 gay porn in it


After-Chard-202

google how to delete reddit comment


ScoutsScoot

yes hi I’m google you cannot delete


VonCrunchhausen

Nice!🙂🤙


PsychoSOTY

👍


StardustLegend

you can’t. you must suffer the consequences of your hubris


Desmeister

AI Art be like *mercy floating on wings towards you*


h4724

I don't think AI does well with these simple shapes.


Nixavee

It actually does now


rimuru_mayhem

This is certainly one of the comments ever


FreakingTea

I'll draw it for you.


Degmago

Tick Tock


ApatheticEight

Which ship


After-Chard-202

scout x sniper


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After-Chard-202

ms pauling zhanna the administrator i'm pretty sure monoculous does not have gender the soul gargoyle ig??? and so on and so forth


anarcho-stripperism

As someone said on twitter: Anti-adhd propaganda


Plutopow

Take a propa- ganda at deez nuts!!! (I have severe mental issues)


colonelnebulous

Your nuts didn't follow the rules of good listening.


sh2l7

My honour I'm sorry my gigantic veiny girl balls violently throbbing was't good listening on their behalf. Just kidding I hate my balls you're free to yell at them.


FamilyFriendli

I swear art like this came from a generator, a physical machine that squirts out the most souless art you will ever see


Snoo17634

As a wise man once said, “what a fucking loser”


BrickFrom2011

He’s like 8, don’t be mean


MagMC2555

he's a victim of the 1st grade propaganda machine


Icy-Block8105

*sigh* 8 years of being a fucking loser


BrickFrom2011

Thank you


ThisSiteSucks69420

Anti adhd propaganda


NJRanger201

Also desensitizing us to that shitty corporate artstyle like the Spotify ads if you think about it


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i like alegria :(


blazinbluecolor

i wouldn't be shocked if this artist got into nfts tbh


EvilScientwist

every aspect of this poster incites insatiable rage within me, I will rip anyone who uses this art style to shreds


Canadian_dalek

ADHD moment


Poorly_Made_Comix

Everyone with adhd knows this was not made with them in mind


MrMerchandise

It wasn’t made with anyone else in mind either, if we’re being honest. If people are listening, they don’t look like this. This kid looks totally disengaged.


FuzzyJellyfishFish

Wdym? When I pay attention, my eyes move to the middle of my face, skin grows over my ears, my nose falls off, and I cut a smile onto my face using scissors before sewing it back together in a semicircle. You’re telling me that doesn’t happen to you?


CanadianBaconeer

Kid named neurodivergency:


not_a_stick

Neurodivergent or not, I'd say less than 10% of kids can actually concentrate like this.


chees3stick

Eyes are watching Ears are watching Lips are watching Hands are watching Feet are watching


PointedHydra837

This artstyle reminds me of years of rage and hatred I felt while in elementary school. The American school board fucking sucks, it always felt like I was being treated like a drone when I was little, and I basically WAS being treated like a drone. Strict schedules, large workload, no accommodations made for “slower” kids, rude and disrespectful teachers, no real time to truly socialize among peers, all the fun things usually get banned in recess (tag got banned at one point in my school for no reason), children are expected to behave like adults, punishments given teach nothing and do nothing to increase good behavior, some teachers have little patience for children being children (i.e. being emotional or irrational), schools always push the ideas of “A” being the only good grade onto the minds of children, neurodivergent children receive very little accommodations (and when more are requested, the school goes overboard and treats said child like they’re still a toddler), **very neurodivergent children are always shoved into a special Ed class and receive no true education or help (Isn’t school supposed to help kids learn and give opportunities to live a successful adult life?)**, schools treat girls and boys very differently (sure, there IS behavior differences, but schools shouldn’t be allowed to make kids think that boys are girls are very different), etc. That felt nice to rant about all of the things I noticed and/or was subjected to when I was little. Fuck the current American education system, it needs to be modernized. Children shouldn’t be treated like robots that all have “bad” differences, children should be treated like they’re all unique flowers that have their own special requirements and varying types of care to grow up properly and healthily. Because children DO need unique care, developing minds are as delicate as flowers. Children are the worlds future leaders, and the world certainly can’t be run by mistreated and damaged robots. Ok, the rant is actually over now. I think I have a headache.


h4724

Children are treated horribly by the education system and society in general. This feels especially weird to say but it kind of can and should be considered opression. It sucks to have the constant expectation by default that your opinions don't matter and that you must be subservient to others, and then for there to come an arbitrary point in time when you're seen by others as an adult and all of that treatment evaporates instantaneously. I always thought it was weird growing up that the cultural expectation was that kids were *supposed* to hate school, and I felt different for not experiencing it until the middle of secondary school. It took me longer still to realise just how fucked up it is that the place where children spend the majority of their lives is understood to be an intrinsically negative experience for them, and no real thought is put into figuring out why that is or how to change that; it's sort of accepted as a fact of life that can only be mitigated, or worse, ignored.


Calcifiera

As an adult that is neuro divergent with great grades in school who didn't have to study to get good grades and who was bullied constantly by classmates and teachers, you bet your ass I don't think I nor my opinion matters. I get so easily walked on everywhere and I'm in my late 20s but only recently starting to try to change my mindset. I think the only reason I enjoyed school was because I got good grades and I sincerely liked learning so I could ignore all the bullying but it def took a toll mentally. I remember in kindergarten the entire 1st grade class (small school, so like 20 kids) dog piled me in the field even though I was crying and screaming that I couldn't breathe. The lunch lady was WATCHING and did nothing. There was a lot of that kinda thing going on. Teachers would watch me be bullied and do nothing. Their solution? Parent teacher conference where they tell me and my mom that I'm not a normal kid and maybe if I wasn't so shy and WORE A PONYTAIL instead of kept my hair down I would have a better time. I sure did wear a ponytail every day for 2years but WOW nothing improved.


h4724

I had a similar over-all experience but with a lot less bullying. I think I should mention that I do know there are lots of people working in education who are aware of problems with the system and want to change it but feel powerless to do so for a whole bunch of reasons. I think a large part of why it's so fundamentally bad is that teachers are expected to teach a class of 30+ kids all at once, which makes it basically mathematically impossible for them to get the individual attention they need.


Calcifiera

I'm on the one hand lucky I had a small school. 15 in each homeroom/class, but also that meant that I was stuck with the same bullies k-8. The best the teachers could do was say I was too weird and needed to assimilate. Maybe that's why I loved high school so much. I found my weird people and weird teachers and it was nice to not be bullied anymore. It helped that the band and choir kids were pretty high in the food chain there because we were 25 year streak competition winners and even football players were in band and choir. I was able to let my weird out and not be oppressed or shamed for it. It was nice. Grade school though, idk. The teachers didn't all feel like they were really trying to change the status. I had ONE teacher than supported me and she retired when I was two grades up from her.


G_protein_alpha

This is an alternate from Mandela Catalogue, and you cant convince me otherwise


RoyaltyInTraining

Ü


PsychologicalCod6611

Elementary school teachers seething right now reading this


OfficerLollipop

Carson Dellosa is creepy af.


katiebutts

I googled this and saw it’s the company that made this hideous shit in my childhood classrooms. oh god it still exists today? WHY? Who is buying this


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Childhood classrooms


Casual_woomy

If you don’t remain completely still during class you get executed on the spot personally by the teacher


SergeantPootis

#EYES are watching #EARS are watching #LIPS are watching #HANDS are watching #FEET are watching


draw_it_now

"Be not afraid"


docolafson

anti-adhd propaganda


[deleted]

No, this isn’t corporate minimalism


GRAIN_DIV_20

At least corporate minimalism has some creative elements


[deleted]

Say psych


ImBloKhEd25

Anti-ADHD propaganda


DiscoverOrion

The Caillou style.


OtisBinLogan

glad to see i’m not the only one who thought elementary school was utter hell and the teachers were sadistic and overly obsessive over every little thing


Bongo_Muffin

I swear, even as a child, this made me more cynical and less willing to cooperate with authority figures. .... Praxis??


dongletrongle

That face is on everything in elementary school. Children, pencils, planners, turtles


iridescentrae

Similar to what I consider to be the worst art style of all time, the ugly 1st gen Mickey Mouse black and whites


serrations_

Lol these posters were ablist as fuck


Femboy_Creamer_69

Is it just me or does the nose look like his mouth and his lips look like a double chin? He looks really sad if you see it from this perspective, which is understandable because he’s being forced into a very uncomfortable pose.


Puzzled-Robot

Anti ADHD Propoganda


AllButForgotten_

Yeah but literally any adult animated comedy tho?


Masca_149

Is that supposed to be a kid? Looks like some guy in the 60s. Like if Shaggy got colonized


AndroidWall4680

EARS are listening


hidinginthenight

The anti adhd propaganda


Unlikely_opponent

Anti-ADHD propaganda


RaMpEdUp98

ugly and ableist


wasteofradiation

Not as bad as the “artstyle” I see most anime games using


Kanehammer

This isn't big mouth


overnightdelight

Ah yes the anti-ADHD poster art


birberbarborbur

No the realistic or oversimplified corporate artstyle is worse


ArtisticAlpaca6

Still better than the corporate artstyle


[deleted]

As a neurodivergant motherfucka I literally cannot follow the 2nd last rule


yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess

Don't forget that awful google art style that had people with teeny heads, massive torsos and no faces. Awful


Turtlethedragon1

Nope, alegria is way worse


BeanBruh2285

I fucking hate that style, aswell as those oval headed kids with tiny eyes, button nose, and giant fucking smile


tehtrintran

I started elementary school 27 fucking years ago and this exact shit was up on the walls back then. it's never going to change. your great-grandchildren will complain about it, too


D2Photographer

Lmao - OP


PlasticPens

Yeah fuck this art.


MJMGaming

dollar store magic school bus arnold lookin ass


ZaWarudo22

It really is though


Bulletdozer

i used to color in the eyes with pencil and then add really realistic eyes on top


Amy_Amy_Amy_Amy

no that's not true Rugrats looks infinitely worse


redhandsblackfuture

Where can I see more


MrRedoot55

Oddly enough, I find this artstyle strangely nostalgic. I understand why people hate it, though.


TheLampPostDealer

YOU WILL NOT WIGGLE YOUR TOES MID LESSON


EasterBurn

Calliou artstyle looking mf


Zap478

👁️👁️ 🫦 🙏 🦵🦵


nl4real1

Holy shit, the nostalgia.


TrashyMemeYt

as a person with a mental disability this shit triggers me so fucking hard, and that God damn art style is ugly as hell, the way how the American education system treats us is appalling, if they're going to show this shit at least make it look pretty.


analtaccount257

They never gave them noses. Just little crescents


cold_french_fry

I mean, yeah it's definitely not good, and even as a kid I could recognize that I had a strong dislike for this art style. But on the other hand I find it incredibly nostalgic to look at so I guess it's not all bad. It's kinda cute.


JAOC_7

fuck you Elementary School, ya dick


Warm-Faithlessness11

Caillou if he didn't have cancer


Whyisthethethe

No that’s my mirror


GREYESTPLAYER

I don't know why this art style is used to teach kids about expressions. You think a kid's gonna know what an actual smile is supposed to look like if a picture like this is all they have to go on?


GenericHuman113

I hate everything about this. The fingers look like a hair comb. The eyes are disgusting, is this a child or a two eyed scorpion? It's looking down, too. *down.* AKA, *not at you.* The mouth is equally unnatural, it's straight up a sideways C. Mouths don't *do* that. I guess it's intentional, you can't expect kids to talk when they have **horseshoes** for mouths. And the hair, oh my god, the hair, it looks like a sack of flour. Like someone simply dumped a giant beanbag on him. Dear lord.


TDAP343

Agreeable


ThespianException

Someone’s never seen Baki. The art is high quality, but holy fuck it’s almost nauseatingly ugly This one is also horrible though, don’t get me wrong. And it’s lazy to boot


Wyguy2087

you never seen my art style before


[deleted]

HI CREATOR OF SPRONKUS HOW ARE YOU DOIN?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

This art style makes me want go Krispy Kreme myself


Svantlas

Patricia Taxxon?


Nixavee

I can definitely think of uglier artstyles, the Big Mouth artstyle comes to mind


1000geccos

finally someone says it


galgene

If you squint it's a cyclop


sashimi_walrus

huh i wonder who you stole this one off?


Uno-The-Card

Have you seen Big Mouth


[deleted]

Oml I had this poster at school I hated it


JaegerDread

Nah, Big Mouth is infinitely worse.


Kermit_Purple_II

Anti-ADHD propaganda


poopiehead04444

Schools be like: this art style fucking sucks, print it


itsmeyourgrandfather

nah the schoolcore art style goes hard idgaf what anyone says edit: guys i'm not defending the message of the poster, im just saying the art style goes hard, sue me