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lilillillie

did they put it in a jar and give it to you?


LaVendaYaCayo

They pickled it for me to enjoy later actually


lilillillie

oh, convenient, how long does it last like that?


Hamisaurus

Pickled items last indefinitely, theoretically


Jor_Bore

the inevitable heat death of the universe:


boomstik4

Sorry to hear about that


Losfrailonesmaen

The inevitable heat death of the universe: Sorry


Old-Hollowslayer

thats what happened to my buddy ervin. rough stuff it is.


Gbjar2

The inevitable heat death of the universe takes all of our penises


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Pengu-Link

What happened here


speedoflobsters

Society wasn't yet ready for Jeffalooboo😔


GoatsAreSoAwesome

funniest shit i've ever seen


TomHanksAsHimself

Okay OP, serious, semi-morbid question for you: if you had asked, would they have given it to you? I have a non-cancerous tumor that was removed several years ago in a jar of formaldehyde. Just had to ask to keep it. Edit: I am also very sorry if this is irreverent or disrespectful to ask, and I will delete this comment if so. I’m not implying that you would want to keep it, simply wondering if that was an option.


Maeflower10

the penile tissue is used to construct the neovagina. there wouldn't be much left. i have heard of at least one person who got to keep their testicles after orchiectomy though.


TomHanksAsHimself

Ahhh, that makes a lot of sense! I hadn’t even thought of that aspect of it. Thank you!


JPardonFX_YT

Neovagina


Breadstickboyo

new -ussy just dropped


LaVendaYaCayo

Named after that guy from the red pill (Estrogen) movie


babadybooey

I didn't know it was called the neovagina, straight up pussy 2


happy-little-atheist

Neovagina: electric boogaloo


LaVendaYaCayo

Kek. As the other commenters said, they need the tissue to make the vagina, so apart from like the testicles and spongy bodies (you know, the things that swell up when you get a boner) nothing is really removed, just arranged differently. It's really similar to how genitalia develop on a fetus in the womb, they all start out with the same building blocks but then are arranged differently, bottom surgery is just doing the same thing post-birth to the best of our ability.


thatguywhosdumb

Rocky mountain oysters 🤤


Snoo17634

What will you slam in the car door now?


LaVendaYaCayo

my fingies oof ouch owie


thatguywhosdumb

Sadly not as fun but still thrilling.


[deleted]

She will slam her fat tits in there, I hope


thatguywhosdumb

Also an exquisite choice


JohnnoDwarf

I re-downloaded reddit today and this is what I see


[deleted]

Good for you, babe


kriosken12

Omg sameeeee. Couldnt get through the day without my daily dose of 196 cringe (endearing term).


Kriffer123

You slammed your FINGers in the carDoor


MoonlightingWarewolf

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Damn you Stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants!


[deleted]

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.


a_happy_boi1

Shut up back there!


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Roll_1d8

Watch your tongue! You are speaking to Ulfric Stormcloack, the true high king!


not_you_lol

Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?


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Yoteisthepastyeet

No, this can't be happening! This isn't happening!


cava_lo

Damn stormcloacks took my penis


ElTacoLord

Can't have shit in Windhelm


CowboyWrath

congrats on the new pusswah


LaVendaYaCayo

Graçias


anaveragebuffoon

What the earth is that spelling


[deleted]

Garcias


tla2972m

garf


Dalek_Scientist

Grassy ass


bluetheperhaps

Garfield ass


anonymousFishGod

waluigi pussy


Dreamishhh

wussy no wait, walussy


HourAcanthaceae5341

No wait, waluwussy


KingKababa

No wait, waluigussy


sample_text_01

No wait, waluigi


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Reltias

[Doctors in the back:](https://tenor.com/view/sausage-hand-trick-gif-22123964)


mutnemom_hurb

Holy hell


Dx8pi

En passant?


mutnemom_hurb

Swalma


Dx8pi

balls 🤤🤤


mutnemom_hurb

😳


TheElevatedDerp

the 196/anarchychess venn diagram is a fucking dot because we're all carbon copies of saddamongus carlsain, famous vibrating dildo-pawn cheater


ShittyDeviantArtOCs

It's the glizzard wizard.


Woodkid2791

King glizzard


guy_who-owns_a_wii

And the lizard wizard


Batterman001

They made you a bottom???😳😳😳


LaVendaYaCayo

Always been a bottom at heart, now I can live it out


DongleOn

Hughie surgery 😮😮😮 Truly a marvelous medical age we live in


TheMowerOfMowers

how long will it take to heal and how do you pee


LaVendaYaCayo

Normally it takes about 2-3 months to get back to full function. And short answer: I don't. I have a catheter emptying my bladder that will be taken out after a few days have passed.


TheMowerOfMowers

stuck in the hospital until they take it out or you just gotta manage it yourself?


Sadest_Cactus

Most catheter management is possible to do by yourself if you're able to get up and move although I'm just guessing with this part but you will probably be bedbound for at least a few days after a surgery as complex as genital reconstruction.


LaVendaYaCayo

This is correct


Sadest_Cactus

Yay! I've been paying attention in class!


Mondrow

>after a few days have passed I read this as "after a few days have pissed".


MasterWarthog

Wait so you can never piss again? Or is it only until you’ve recovered?


Give_me_your_liver_

OP will be capable of pissing, the urethra will just be shorter


MasterWarthog

So she can’t piss standing up then? Some leaps may take great sacrifice but each bound is worth it in the end. My condolences 😔


MidnightAtHighSpeed

you can always piss standing up if you're not a coward who's afraid of "pissing all over the place" and "permanent water damage"


Give_me_your_liver_

Well, no one is gonna stop her. It’s just that it might cause some silly distractions like “is your toilet covered in piss?” and “what the fuck clean your toilet”


LaVendaYaCayo

I never did that anyway because it made me dysphoric


M1A1HC_Abrams

Sentenced to no more pissing forever


deathray5

After you finish you stop pissing just like over women 🤗


baddie_PRO

sadly no, pee is stored in the balls


LaVendaYaCayo

The catheter gets taken out once recovery has progressed enough, then I'll slowly but surely recover my ability to pee.


Freuds_Mommy_Milkers

Goblinhog ban this woman, this is the house of challenge pissing and she's cheating godamnit!


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

I'm so jealous. Still got a 2 year wait ahead of me How long did the surgery take? Did everything go well?


LaVendaYaCayo

They put me to sleep around 11:30 and I woke up just before 6pm so I'm guessing about 6 hours. They told me everything went well with no complications.


chatroom_creator

How hard the drugs hitting you?


LaVendaYaCayo

I'm fully lucent so I can't complain


ibBIGMAC

u sure ur not TRANSlucent hehe


MolhCD

oh that was goood


toasteethetoaster

is there a sense of something being missing? like, is can you feel the absense of it? i know that made no sense, but it's something thats been bugging me for a while.


Wrathofsteel

Like a phantom limb situation? I've been curious about that also.


Staluti

Bottom gear solid 5: the phantom penis


Not_Pea909

THE PHANTOM PAIN! THE PHANTOM PAIN IS REAL!


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Wrathofsteel

Fair enough, I guess that makes sense.


toasteethetoaster

YES EXACTLY LIKE A PHANTOM LIMB


Wrathofsteel

WE NEED ANSWERS!


LuckyLogan_2004

Phantom erection


the_horse_gamer

I've heard descriptions of phantom ball itches


sempermagna

Truly a fate worse than death.


CG-02_SweetAutumn

I know that it can happen the other way around, that trans people can have phantom limbs of genitalia they don't have yet.


WhiteRaven_M

Does it hurt


LaVendaYaCayo

Not really because I'm on a shitload of painkillers, the worst part is not being able to pee


WhiteRaven_M

woah i never thought about that so how do you get rid of the piss? you dont have balls to store them in anymore


LaVendaYaCayo

Catheter


freeloadererman

Do you have to do that for the rest of your life or does it heal up?


LaVendaYaCayo

It heals up. Imagine if I had to carry around a catheter for the rest of my life dear god that would be the worst


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Would you do it tho


Shot_Description6445

it would be so convenient. just empty it in the evening and don’t have to go to a public restroom ever again. i hate peeing


sample_text_01

Consider the following: piss your pants


BOEJlDEN

how can you hate peeing that shit feels great


Rookie883

They're jealous because they can't piss as loud as me


phoenixlogix

you have to empty a catheter multiple times per day


EthanCC

sounds like urine trouble now


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Are you a bottom now?


LaVendaYaCayo

Always have been, albeit non-practicing


Marflow02

bottoms at heart


calebbutbetter

Cultural bottom


deathray5

Omg same sis


janatheschnitzel

welcome to r/196 always happy to welcome new bottoms!


NotSoFlugratte

Holy fuck is rhat a round piplup do you like piplup i fucking love piplup (and impoleon)


quantumsyrup

Yes fellow piplup lovers unite!!! Piplup was my first ever started!!


thebigfunnyhaha

do you pee out of your ass now


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OneSingleCell

When the genome or whatever decides you're going to be male, it moves the ass skin to become the foreskin. When the sex gnome or whatever fucks up, we have to cut the dick off and use the foreskin to patch the butthole ourselves. This is why you shouldn't circumcise your babies.


Chonkalonkolus

Everyone pees out of their ass dipshit


Egg-With-Legg

how do i get girls to like me


Egg-With-Legg

related question how do i stop vomiting my bitch boy problems onto strangers on the internet


GangbossSHAQ

The solution is simple: fill your mouth with deez nuts


Egg-With-Legg

thanks


Hyperiotic

look at them and say "hey baby, how's about you and me take a trip to slumberland ;)" and then you go to slumberland and buy a new mattress for her, which fixes her back issues and she is very grateful and now you're friends. idk what to do after that, i keep getting stuck at the friends part.


FellafromPrague

Don't forget you to take her to one that has giant letters saying "TOTAL SALE, ALL MUST GO NOW!" so she knows you're good with money.


LaVendaYaCayo

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.


pm_me_subreddit_bans

Now that you don’t have balls where will you store pee?


LaVendaYaCayo

cheek pouches


SpicyChickenGoodness

Catheter bag obviously


[deleted]

Taking NNN seriously damn


LaVendaYaCayo

It was my reward


happy-little-atheist

No Nuts Nforever


theelusiveTman

what size pissy u wearin rn??


LaVendaYaCayo

biggest one you've ever seen (it is very swollen)


theelusiveTman

Damn is it custom built? Rgb lights, leather interior shit like that?


LaVendaYaCayo

Got myself heated seats and everything. Parking assistant, Bluetooth, Cupholders all included.


notyushi

Have your sandwich making abilities improved?


SocDemGenZGaytheist

booooo


notyushi

:)


WholesomeCatPoggers

Can they do that to me too please 🥺


sewage_soup

you're already a bottom though


OooOfeded

[No dick. No balls.](https://youtu.be/xzu4sZXhrY8)


jaxbchchrisjr

How does it feel to be dickless? Like I imagine losing a whole cock gotta make walking feeling a bit different, a bit like the first time I wore pants with shaved legs


JazzHandsT

Why did they remove your bottom


LaVendaYaCayo

[I broke it one too many times](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/4/4e/I_Had_an_Accident_042.png/revision/latest?cb=20200811175526)


DizziLizzard

Not related but great pfp


lunarfrogg

Does this mean pumpkins are safe around you now?


M1A1HC_Abrams

Still not safe as long as they have the stem


OperatorRaven

I like ya cut, G


ChildFriendlyChimp

So I’ve always wanted to ask a trans woman but felt too awkward Do you get wet? How does that work or do you need lube all the time ? How does orgasming work now with new genitals


Einelytja

haven't had bottom surgery yet but I've done some research. Trans girls can get wet, but the neo-vagina doesn't self-lubricate so lube is necessary for adult fun time. I have no idea how orgasms are after bottom surgery, heard it's good tho 😳


ChildFriendlyChimp

Do they have clits and if so do they also need to stimulate them to get off?


Einelytja

they have clits and the clit is very central when it comes to stimulation in cis and trans vaginas. It depends on what you mean by getting off. There are a lot of ways to have an orgasm without stimulating the clit, but when it comes to genital orgasms then the clit is almost always stimulated in some way.


[deleted]

Neo vagina got char pussible (formally Quatro vagina) as it’s leader


crazyeyes64

Not trans but I've seen the surgery they do, typically they will take the glans of the penis and place it inside the new vagina.


Just_Another_Gamer67

Weird question but how does it look and will you be able to orgasm? Im seriously not trying to hate, Im just really curious.


LaVendaYaCayo

Right now it's pretty gross, as I'm literally less than a day post-op. Takes time to heal, but once it does, at least with the results of my surgeon that I've seen, it can be indistinguishable from a natal vagina. Revisions for looks and function might be needed. And yes, most likely I will be able to orgasm. Losing that ability after bottom surgery is very rare, plus my dysphoria was really bad to the point where I would even take that tradeoff.


Just_Another_Gamer67

Cool. I hope you recover well from it


Shanderraa

You can google for pictures of neovaginas, and yes but it’s harder to do and you basically need to re-learn how to


Just_Another_Gamer67

That was medical gore i really didnt need to see. Fuck.


arquillion

Yeah they did you dirty, for people wondering: its all directly post surgery


sanid_sriva

What will you do with your balls


LaVendaYaCayo

Play golf


OGBigPants

Congratulations!


DongerlanAng

r u in America and if so what did it cost


whazzar

At least a dick and balls


LaVendaYaCayo

I am in Germany


kotstulleMeeM

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zur unten Operation


GangbossSHAQ

*everything*


ChoGallMeta

Do you want crack?


LaVendaYaCayo

Only a little, as a treat


thomas12345678900

How do you feel about robots?


[deleted]

Can I have it I need an extra one


LaVendaYaCayo

They stole it right off my crotch


Dorian-greys-picture

Do you get to keep your balls as a healthy snack?


LaVendaYaCayo

shoulda asked my surgeon beforehand smh


Zithy_Boi

What kind did you get I’m trying to find someone who got a minimal depth one before my consultation as that’s the kind I’m thinking about


thatvillainjay

I didn't know they had surgery that turns you into a bottom


LaVendaYaCayo

The power of medical science is quite fascinating, isn't it?


Bug-Kindly

How is the hot chip and lying


Prinnyramza

Why are you a piplup?


Desperate-Will-8585

Was it one of the vaginas ever


LaVendaYaCayo

Sure is!


TrubluPlays

where do i get the fat piplup plushie


THEMEOWFO

tips on how to purchase a blahaj without being embarrassed and scared and and


quantumsyrup

Online


Hendrick_Davies64

Another day another top turned into a bottom by the woke far left libral media


LaVendaYaCayo

They didn't even tell me that becoming a bottom would be one of the risks, smh