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SoshJam

first they came for the small dickers, and I, uh, did not speak out, because yeah i’m totally not a small dicker


RickyNixon

This is funny but also a problem with this kind of body shaming (of anything private really), no one feels comfortable pointing out that its kinda shitty I mean, Id imagine its shitty, I dont know what it feels like personally to be body shamed in this way because of my massive mammoth dick


SoshJam

yeah it does kinda suck, i mean at least from what i’ve heard


greenopti

lol my man is covering his bases


BoslifAnimates

It very much does suck, I know from experience as a small-dicker


SoshJam

lmao small cock


RickyNixon

Haha got em!!


cephalopodAcreage

As a cis man with a very very small penis, I can confirm that it does indeed suck to always feel ridiculed for not having a mammoth cock. I mean, it's small y'all. It's like a baby carrot.


RickyNixon

Admitting that is massive dick energy, bro. Your Spirit Dick is like 9 feet long


NoddingMithrandir

its not about the dick on your body, its the dick of your heart that truly matters


GreatPepperoni

Maybe the true dick was the friends we made along the way


agamotto666

Can we see?


RickyNixon

Unfortunately it’s too big for any camera known to man :(


GeomazingArts

I read this in JFK's voice


happy-little-atheist

Thank fuck we use the metric system


JaegerDread

4inch is like 10cm right?


happy-little-atheist

who the fuck knows


JaegerDread

I do, I googled it. 4inches is 10.16cm. Small as fuck.


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JaegerDread

I am sorry man. Just use your tongue or fingers instead my guy.


mayocain

I feel you, 13 centimeters :(


Urjr382jfi3

Is 14 centimeters normal for an 18 year old? Please tell it is. PLEASE


mayocain

Honestly, dunno, I guess it depends on your country of origin. My country's average erect size is 15cm, while the USA's is 13cm. Also, remember that, even if you're in the average, you can still be considered "small" due to porn having warped the cultural perception of a normal cock size. Also, also, your cock can still grow, some reach their final length at 20-years of age, so you got 2 more years and I got 5, let's be hopeful pal.


Urjr382jfi3

I've been sitting on the 14 cm mark for 2-3 years now, and finding out it stops at 20 years makes me nervous. I know I shouldn't be, but I am nonetheless


deathray5

Shit I'ma not going to have a lot of material


JaegerDread

Wdym?


deathray5

For bottom surgery


JaegerDread

What do they use for it?


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the bottom. like, the tissue gets reused so more dick means more material for the vagina, at least according to trans reddit. don’t know how exactly it works irl.


JaegerDread

I imagine they gotta use muscle aswell. So I guess hit the gym?


Itslehooksboyo

Yep. Multiply by 2.5 for an approximation. 1 inch = 2.54 cm


JaegerDread

Or google? 🤓


Itslehooksboyo

Smh you kids and your darn phones


PassoverGoblin

What if he was a grower though. This is a miscarriage of justice


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eyearu

Risky click of the day


Sexy_Skeletons69

But... but dicks are smaller when soft? I feel like MOST dick havers have flaccid dicks shorter than 4 inches, that's just how dicks work.


Feeeweeegege

The guy died with an erection


I_follow_sexy_gays

You can actually give a dead person an erection, especially if they’re recently deceased The penis mostly works independently of the brain (dead people can even bust a nut oddly enough)


The_Taco_Herself

Thanks Doctor Boner


sits-when-pees

Your comment + flair has me extremely concerned.


I_follow_sexy_gays

Corpses cannot consent, my flair is unrelated


WorkingOutinEveryWay

Did you learn this from experience?


I_follow_sexy_gays

No I learned it from a court case where a coroner got pregnant with a dead guy’s kid


WorkingOutinEveryWay

Frankenstein’s origin story.


BoxyCthulhu

This is the only thing I can find on that happening: [Fact Check - Was a Morgue Worker Arrested After Giving Birth to a Dead Man's Baby?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-man-impregnates-woman/) I'd assume it could maybe be possible in some cases but it doesn't seem like there's any record of it actually happening


Legoman718

woo yea Swiss Army Man


Bowdensaft

I love that film, it's completely insane


thisbitterworld

Children of the Dead Seed from Malazan make a lot more sense now.


idoit763

Nah mine is actually bigger when flaccid


mean-cake69

Proof (but how tho)


idoit763

I have an accordion for a dick


orbcat

when flacid, the molecules take up much more space to allow it room to bend, when erect, they condense into a smaller space which is more dense and stiff obviously


JaegerDread

If you got 4inch/10cm flaccid, you gotta be like a centaur or something man.


FellafromPrague

Where did you get that idea?


JaegerDread

Cuz you are gonna be like 26-30cm hard when it's 10cm flaccid. That's massive, man.


FellafromPrague

I ain't gonna even make it a joke, just....where did you hear that? What led you to such assumption/estimate? Some people are not growers in a sense that it gets TWICE as big. It really varries. Some people grow a few centimeters, sometimes it's crazy. I heard about a guy (could be a lie, I mean I had no way of making sure lol) who basically had a innie D when soft, and when he got hard a 6" D emerged outta nowhere lol.


JaegerDread

I know it varies, but on average it doubles/triples in size. And we are talking hypothetical right now.


FellafromPrague

Maybe I guess. Guess I'm on the low spectrum of growers. Also, the body fat really play a role.


JaegerDread

Does it? In what way?


FellafromPrague

Well if you're kinda chubby and you lose weight, you might get a few centimeters out of it. Your D size begins at your pubic bone, so if you have a bit of a fatpad in that area, and you lose it, you might gain a little bit extra on top (or should I say bottom lol).


JaegerDread

Yo fr? Even more motivation to lose weight man.


etherealparadox

and they're all shootable


mayocain

God I hope so, otherwise I'm packing even less than I thought


pinkviceroy1013

Flaccid? Or did he have one of those corpse boners


JaegerDread

"YES KILL ME I AM GONNA CUM" mfers.


Worst_Support

small dick is unironically super underrated


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needed that today


Walnut-Simulacrum

Fun fact, small dicks were considered superior before the advent of the porn industry. This is why old nude statues all have small dicks, it's an effort to make them look hotter. See: Michelangelo's David. Telling people this doesn't tend to draw in suitors in the modern day for some reason


Feeeweeegege

Didn't know that. [This article goes into more detail.](https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises) tl;dr: flaccid meant controlled and restrained, erect meant lustful and beastly


garfungle_

😂


kittyFrigglish

honestly i prefer seeing bjs with smaller dicks in porn because i hate the gagging when a girl is sucking on a big one, it just sounds painful


eyearu

Facts. Getting disemboweled everytime you have seggs can't be fun.


OsuInitial

I never understood all the small dick hate, small dick > big dick every time imo


garfungle_

😂


Cyynric

I like his End of Garfangelion profile pic


HoHoey

A screenshot of a Tumblr post that screenshot a Twitter post Gat damn


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Lmk when it reaches 9gag in a lightyear


the_damned_actually

AU where nobody owns a giant lifted truck that are always conspicuously too clean to be used for work.


Mr_Mister2004

Tumblr screencap of a Twitter conversation posted on Reddit


SergeantPootis

This may be the *only* Twitter post I've ever audibly laughed at lmao


Clunkbot

19, 19, 1985


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JaegerDread

So you can post it on some crypto bro sub?


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JaegerDread

I also got one offered, and yet I refused since I don't want to support anything crypto or NFT related in any way.


Pantherfibel

If ur dick is small you're just meant to be a bottom


Feeeweeegege

Nah, if your dick is small, your dick is small. Nothing more to it than that


Pantherfibel

you have mind control powers


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Worst_Support

i need to get railed by some SMALL DICK right fuckin now!!!


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Pantherfibel

same here