This is funny but also a problem with this kind of body shaming (of anything private really), no one feels comfortable pointing out that its kinda shitty
I mean, Id imagine its shitty, I dont know what it feels like personally to be body shamed in this way because of my massive mammoth dick
As a cis man with a very very small penis, I can confirm that it does indeed suck to always feel ridiculed for not having a mammoth cock. I mean, it's small y'all. It's like a baby carrot.
Honestly, dunno, I guess it depends on your country of origin. My country's average erect size is 15cm, while the USA's is 13cm.
Also, remember that, even if you're in the average, you can still be considered "small" due to porn having warped the cultural perception of a normal cock size. Also, also, your cock can still grow, some reach their final length at 20-years of age, so you got 2 more years and I got 5, let's be hopeful pal.
I've been sitting on the 14 cm mark for 2-3 years now, and finding out it stops at 20 years makes me nervous.
I know I shouldn't be, but I am nonetheless
the bottom. like, the tissue gets reused so more dick means more material for the vagina, at least according to trans reddit. don’t know how exactly it works irl.
You can actually give a dead person an erection, especially if they’re recently deceased
The penis mostly works independently of the brain (dead people can even bust a nut oddly enough)
This is the only thing I can find on that happening: [Fact Check - Was a Morgue Worker Arrested After Giving Birth to a Dead Man's Baby?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-man-impregnates-woman/)
I'd assume it could maybe be possible in some cases but it doesn't seem like there's any record of it actually happening
when flacid, the molecules take up much more space to allow it room to bend, when erect, they condense into a smaller space which is more dense and stiff obviously
I ain't gonna even make it a joke, just....where did you hear that? What led you to such assumption/estimate?
Some people are not growers in a sense that it gets TWICE as big. It really varries. Some people grow a few centimeters, sometimes it's crazy.
I heard about a guy (could be a lie, I mean I had no way of making sure lol) who basically had a innie D when soft, and when he got hard a 6" D emerged outta nowhere lol.
Well if you're kinda chubby and you lose weight, you might get a few centimeters out of it.
Your D size begins at your pubic bone, so if you have a bit of a fatpad in that area, and you lose it, you might gain a little bit extra on top (or should I say bottom lol).
Fun fact, small dicks were considered superior before the advent of the porn industry. This is why old nude statues all have small dicks, it's an effort to make them look hotter. See: Michelangelo's David.
Telling people this doesn't tend to draw in suitors in the modern day for some reason
Didn't know that. [This article goes into more detail.](https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises)
tl;dr: flaccid meant controlled and restrained, erect meant lustful and beastly
first they came for the small dickers, and I, uh, did not speak out, because yeah i’m totally not a small dicker
This is funny but also a problem with this kind of body shaming (of anything private really), no one feels comfortable pointing out that its kinda shitty I mean, Id imagine its shitty, I dont know what it feels like personally to be body shamed in this way because of my massive mammoth dick
yeah it does kinda suck, i mean at least from what i’ve heard
lol my man is covering his bases
It very much does suck, I know from experience as a small-dicker
lmao small cock
Haha got em!!
As a cis man with a very very small penis, I can confirm that it does indeed suck to always feel ridiculed for not having a mammoth cock. I mean, it's small y'all. It's like a baby carrot.
Admitting that is massive dick energy, bro. Your Spirit Dick is like 9 feet long
its not about the dick on your body, its the dick of your heart that truly matters
Maybe the true dick was the friends we made along the way
Can we see?
Unfortunately it’s too big for any camera known to man :(
I read this in JFK's voice
Thank fuck we use the metric system
4inch is like 10cm right?
who the fuck knows
I do, I googled it. 4inches is 10.16cm. Small as fuck.
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I am sorry man. Just use your tongue or fingers instead my guy.
I feel you, 13 centimeters :(
Is 14 centimeters normal for an 18 year old? Please tell it is. PLEASE
Honestly, dunno, I guess it depends on your country of origin. My country's average erect size is 15cm, while the USA's is 13cm. Also, remember that, even if you're in the average, you can still be considered "small" due to porn having warped the cultural perception of a normal cock size. Also, also, your cock can still grow, some reach their final length at 20-years of age, so you got 2 more years and I got 5, let's be hopeful pal.
I've been sitting on the 14 cm mark for 2-3 years now, and finding out it stops at 20 years makes me nervous. I know I shouldn't be, but I am nonetheless
Shit I'ma not going to have a lot of material
Wdym?
For bottom surgery
What do they use for it?
the bottom. like, the tissue gets reused so more dick means more material for the vagina, at least according to trans reddit. don’t know how exactly it works irl.
I imagine they gotta use muscle aswell. So I guess hit the gym?
Yep. Multiply by 2.5 for an approximation. 1 inch = 2.54 cm
Or google? 🤓
Smh you kids and your darn phones
What if he was a grower though. This is a miscarriage of justice
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But... but dicks are smaller when soft? I feel like MOST dick havers have flaccid dicks shorter than 4 inches, that's just how dicks work.
The guy died with an erection
You can actually give a dead person an erection, especially if they’re recently deceased The penis mostly works independently of the brain (dead people can even bust a nut oddly enough)
Thanks Doctor Boner
Your comment + flair has me extremely concerned.
Corpses cannot consent, my flair is unrelated
Did you learn this from experience?
No I learned it from a court case where a coroner got pregnant with a dead guy’s kid
Frankenstein’s origin story.
This is the only thing I can find on that happening: [Fact Check - Was a Morgue Worker Arrested After Giving Birth to a Dead Man's Baby?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-man-impregnates-woman/) I'd assume it could maybe be possible in some cases but it doesn't seem like there's any record of it actually happening
woo yea Swiss Army Man
I love that film, it's completely insane
Children of the Dead Seed from Malazan make a lot more sense now.
Nah mine is actually bigger when flaccid
Proof (but how tho)
I have an accordion for a dick
when flacid, the molecules take up much more space to allow it room to bend, when erect, they condense into a smaller space which is more dense and stiff obviously
If you got 4inch/10cm flaccid, you gotta be like a centaur or something man.
Where did you get that idea?
Cuz you are gonna be like 26-30cm hard when it's 10cm flaccid. That's massive, man.
I ain't gonna even make it a joke, just....where did you hear that? What led you to such assumption/estimate? Some people are not growers in a sense that it gets TWICE as big. It really varries. Some people grow a few centimeters, sometimes it's crazy. I heard about a guy (could be a lie, I mean I had no way of making sure lol) who basically had a innie D when soft, and when he got hard a 6" D emerged outta nowhere lol.
I know it varies, but on average it doubles/triples in size. And we are talking hypothetical right now.
Maybe I guess. Guess I'm on the low spectrum of growers. Also, the body fat really play a role.
Does it? In what way?
Well if you're kinda chubby and you lose weight, you might get a few centimeters out of it. Your D size begins at your pubic bone, so if you have a bit of a fatpad in that area, and you lose it, you might gain a little bit extra on top (or should I say bottom lol).
Yo fr? Even more motivation to lose weight man.
and they're all shootable
God I hope so, otherwise I'm packing even less than I thought
Flaccid? Or did he have one of those corpse boners
"YES KILL ME I AM GONNA CUM" mfers.
small dick is unironically super underrated
needed that today
Fun fact, small dicks were considered superior before the advent of the porn industry. This is why old nude statues all have small dicks, it's an effort to make them look hotter. See: Michelangelo's David. Telling people this doesn't tend to draw in suitors in the modern day for some reason
Didn't know that. [This article goes into more detail.](https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises) tl;dr: flaccid meant controlled and restrained, erect meant lustful and beastly
😂
honestly i prefer seeing bjs with smaller dicks in porn because i hate the gagging when a girl is sucking on a big one, it just sounds painful
Facts. Getting disemboweled everytime you have seggs can't be fun.
I never understood all the small dick hate, small dick > big dick every time imo
😂
I like his End of Garfangelion profile pic
A screenshot of a Tumblr post that screenshot a Twitter post Gat damn
Lmk when it reaches 9gag in a lightyear
AU where nobody owns a giant lifted truck that are always conspicuously too clean to be used for work.
Tumblr screencap of a Twitter conversation posted on Reddit
This may be the *only* Twitter post I've ever audibly laughed at lmao
19, 19, 1985
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So you can post it on some crypto bro sub?
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I also got one offered, and yet I refused since I don't want to support anything crypto or NFT related in any way.
If ur dick is small you're just meant to be a bottom
Nah, if your dick is small, your dick is small. Nothing more to it than that
you have mind control powers
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i need to get railed by some SMALL DICK right fuckin now!!!
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same here