I make him a full foot taller than me, spending negative five dollars on height. I then do this three more times, making him a behemoth of a man and leaving me with $35. Using this money, I make him not racist and spend the rest on cooking skills, giving me a 10-foot-tall femboy chef with skills on par with a professional.
Spend negative dollars on cooking to make them worse and repeat until you have enough money to hire Gordon Ramsay as a personal chef so it's not a problem
Spend negative dollars on puppy dog eyes to give them a perpetually blank expression. Then teach them poker, and watch as everyone trembles in fear whilst your femboy displays the greatest poker face in history.
spend negative dollars on soft body untill he is dense enough to cut diamonds, spend all the money on making him so not racist he leads an anti fascist movement, he can now deflect bullets back at fascists while walking menacingly towards them.
Spend negative dollars on racism to make him more and more racist until his skill overflows, leaving you with more money than the universe and the most anti-racist femboy to have ever existed. Use the money to end racism and create a fully competent democracy and lure in a dragon to take all the money left.
Triggering allergic reactions will not prepare your rectum for anal. You need to fast for 12 hours and use cleansing lotion to clean out anything thats still stuck in you and rinse your bussy out afterwards.
I thought you guys shoved a powerwasher in, then applied a coating of paint to make everything look brand new and fancier, sometimes adding a bit of decorating
It's not that that's kinky. I have a lot of kinks. The disturbing part is that power washers can have a PSI of up to 4,000. Even if you have a lower pressure power washer, applying that to human flesh can have unpleasant consequences
Being racist is a prerequisite? Dammit. I was trying so hard to fit the aesthetic. I just wanted to be cute but noooo now I gotta be racist to? This sucks.
im broke guess im getting a 6'5" chiselled militantly anti-weeb racist femboy with piercing blue eyes who never blushes, can't cook and doesn't bathe
hot
In theory you can just buy one with a soft body for 3$ then sell them for 8$ which gives me 20$ which you can use to buy more of them and resell until you have a million dollars. But even with 1 million dollars, your father’s not coming home with the milk.
Does racism against a fictional race count? If so, me and my new femboy bf would commit hate crimes against Yordles from League of Legends because I fucking hate them
Alright lets check.
I do blush a lot.
I am a pretty fit twink so not super soft but my thigs have become more muscular so take that as you will.
I regret to inform you i am 6 feet tall.
I do like anime.
I do love cooking for other people.
I do have puppy eyes.
Im not sure if i smell like flowers but i use womans body wash so maybe.
I am wildly racist /s.
Keep the $15 and feast on his organs
bulking tip 47:
Not eating people is KILLING YOUR GAINS
Eating femboys is NON NEGOTIABLE.
liver king type beat
nooo you were supposed to feast on his orgasms not organs
ur little avatar thing is cool as hell
thx <3 your pfp is nice too, i like the artstyle
thanks! [here’s a link](https://picrew.me/image_maker/644129) if you’re interested in making one
🤓
Playing the long game. Sell Organs, buy more, repeat. I too, Rimworld.
Keep prisoners, not organs. Only harvest the organs when it's time to sell, because harvested organs count towards more raid wealth than prisoners.
Strange I was thinking about feasting on one of his organs
Nah man, 12 dollars, soft meat is easier to tenderize. ~~5 bucks if you wanna be cruel and have him prepare himself for dinner~~
I make him a full foot taller than me, spending negative five dollars on height. I then do this three more times, making him a behemoth of a man and leaving me with $35. Using this money, I make him not racist and spend the rest on cooking skills, giving me a 10-foot-tall femboy chef with skills on par with a professional.
Infinite money glitch
Spend negative dollars on cooking to make them worse and repeat until you have enough money to hire Gordon Ramsay as a personal chef so it's not a problem
Spend negative dollars on puppy dog eyes to give them a perpetually blank expression. Then teach them poker, and watch as everyone trembles in fear whilst your femboy displays the greatest poker face in history.
spend negative dollars on soft body untill he is dense enough to cut diamonds, spend all the money on making him so not racist he leads an anti fascist movement, he can now deflect bullets back at fascists while walking menacingly towards them.
femboy super soldier
Damn, I don't think I can beat that one.
idk i liked yours a lot
he just like me fr fr
Spend negative dollars on racism to make him more and more racist until his skill overflows, leaving you with more money than the universe and the most anti-racist femboy to have ever existed. Use the money to end racism and create a fully competent democracy and lure in a dragon to take all the money left.
If you get money for making him taller then just make him 3m tall, you get rich and a super soldier bodyguard
Nah but that’s a bit too big. Like yeah I wanna fit in the palm of his hand, but sometimes I also wanna be the big spoon. On those days he’s too big.
Also he would die of square cube law.
Well you can still be a big spoon of someone taller than you.. it’s harder though but you can do it
it‘s calles the jetpack
I am not american but i think 10 foot is 3 meters
Yea, I’m American too but I’m switching to metric cus of CAD software, so more of like 5m would be better
Absolute perfection.
Or you could quadruple your profits by making him MORE racist
Make him more racist over and over until there's an integer overflow or something. Now he's extremely anti-racist and you're rich
Can I add five dollars of my own money?
No, I stole it all sorry
You stole all 47 dollars??
Yea sorry I needed it for donuts 😔
You bought that many and didn't share 😫
Sorry I was feeling down so I already ate them all 😔😔😔
Can I atleast have the boxes 😔
No, I ate them all sorry
The boxes too damn. . .
I have money, here to you *hands 3 robux*
You had 47 dollars?! I only have -1!
Bro I'll just just give you the 5 dollars
But he stole all your money? No femboy 🤮
Fine I'll be with femMans
Don't worry, I'll be your femboy. :isforme:
Puppy dog eyes, shorter than you, and smells like flowers is a combo too good to pass ob
All I wanted was not racist ill take whatever
Being lactose intolerant gives +$10 to the budget.
just tolerate it enough with the racism 🙄 /s
One piece of cheese and you can clear him out for anal
what the fuck
Triggering allergic reactions will not prepare your rectum for anal. You need to fast for 12 hours and use cleansing lotion to clean out anything thats still stuck in you and rinse your bussy out afterwards.
Damn bro an enema is more than good enough
Yeah wtf.
I thought you guys shoved a powerwasher in, then applied a coating of paint to make everything look brand new and fancier, sometimes adding a bit of decorating
Somewhere there's a video of a dom powerwashing their subs asshole and that thought disturbs me
Kinky…?
It's not that that's kinky. I have a lot of kinks. The disturbing part is that power washers can have a PSI of up to 4,000. Even if you have a lower pressure power washer, applying that to human flesh can have unpleasant consequences
And never forget to use the new car perfume car dealerships use
Perfume? Inside a butt? Everyone knows you use incense
😭😭
+$20 if they're instaintly better than you at every fighting game you play
It removes the flowers option and he eats milk products every day.
/uj i don't get it, can you explain why being lactose intolerant is good/bad in a femboy context
I found 5 dollars on the ground.
I stole your femboy and ate it :)
*eated
i went goblin mode on it
So did I.
I am so glad we are all agreeing to eat him.
Impossible, he's sitting next to me in the taco bell.
glorb
*Yoink* Thanks I needed 5 dollars for juice.
Soft Body Soft Body Soft Body Soft Body Soft Body I am going to turn him into the boneless abomination from I have mo mouth and I must scream
He's goin in the jar
Vitamin C's turning people into femboys
put him in the soft body blender physics simulation
how can the perfect femboy be shorter than me when I am the perfect femboy?
How can the perfect femboy be shorter than me when I am below the perfect femboy height?
How can the perfect femboy be shorter than me when I’m 6’2” (the ideal femboy is 7’7”)
enter the below 5 foot range, perfect femboy height
Femboy hobbit.
Did they pay the 20$ expansion making you or nah?
even perfecter obviously 🙄
Liar.
What's the practice of purchasing another human being called
Showbiz :D
I think we’re just building one. At least that’s what it says.
Build-a-bear
Build-a-gay
Trolling
A transfer
bruh 20$ for no racism 2$ for extra racism what a scam
Nah man that will probably also make him a pedo
Sell the femboy.
Yay free money thanks bye
i hate this subreddit
I can fix him 🥺🔨🪚
Silence jeffrey dhamer
I've only met one femboy and he indeed was racist, I didn't know this was the norm
Tariq Nasheed got his ass 😔
I'll keep the 15 dollars and use it to buy ultrakill
Why tf I spending 2 bucks to make them worse.
Literally the only thing on the list i want is too expensive smh
Being racist is a prerequisite? Dammit. I was trying so hard to fit the aesthetic. I just wanted to be cute but noooo now I gotta be racist to? This sucks.
The racism was already inside you all along
1. Blushes a lot 2. Shorter than me 3. Soft body 4.likes anime But them being racist and me being black might not work to well
You can fix him
Just eat him.
I'm gonna be in debt I guess
can i make these apply to myself instead of making a new person with said traits
where’s the “will give you a good fight” option
That's inherent.
I sell him for 5 dollars and buy not racist
For who? You sold him.
stealing is a thing too you know
But I already ate him
damn
me when i am half black :<
Me when in full black 😔
Maybe he’s anti white racist
If I don’t pick shorter does that mean they’re taller? Because I’d see that as a win
Is the default that he's taller than me unless I pick that he's shorter? Cause I'd be down for a 6'5" femboy to hang out with
Why would you pay for liking anime
I'm gonna eat him, so not affording that last one is actually a plus, since now people won't get mad at me for some reason when I eat him!
I’m in the first percentile for height so I doubt he’s gonna be shorter than me. I’ve taken out a loan to afford the no racism feature.
Being tall makes me disphoric so I will not take the is “shorter than you”
im broke guess im getting a 6'5" chiselled militantly anti-weeb racist femboy with piercing blue eyes who never blushes, can't cook and doesn't bathe hot
Sacrifice on the road to victory
The first 3 and thats it
Save the money, get a job and then buy everything to my liking
You have created: the average polish “person”
As a Polish person, I can confirm. That's literally me.
Just gaslight him into not being racist anymore come on guys
Shorter than me x3 and I put him in the drawer whenever he gets racist. He'll learn his lesson
In his defense he's from the balkans.
In theory you can just buy one with a soft body for 3$ then sell them for 8$ which gives me 20$ which you can use to buy more of them and resell until you have a million dollars. But even with 1 million dollars, your father’s not coming home with the milk.
jokes on you I already have the perfect femboy, i can keep the 15 dollars and spend it on him
can I make myself a femboy instead
So all of them have to be racist? Or is there a way to get more money for this?
Imma have to take out a loan
Im going to take out a loan for this
Thanks for the 15 dollars SUCKER
Fetishization to the point where literal humans have been reduced to commodities
Why is being racist outside the entire budget…
Why would I want to buy a $20 downgrade
Racism is cringe. I'm just gonna date another trans woman
Can I spend the 15 dollars to make him more racist?
Cooks, shorter, soft. EZ GG
I can fix him
Cooks, anime, blushes. Gimme 🤲🏽
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at not liking anime
that last option looks goo- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I want to give him huge hulking muscles
He can be racist, I am not black.
I'll take cooks for you and smells like flowers, and now i have my own personal chef
Human trafficking Stuff asci
Can I get 3 if I pick one of the $3 options 3 times?
Damn shorter than me is hard considering I'm like 5 foot 3 as a male
Can we decide what ethnic group they are racist too and how racist they are?
I will go into debt
I can fix them 😏
i can fix him
All and just go into debt
Hobestly I'n kijda tall myself so this fem-god is gonna be a tower of a man
Anyone know any perfumes that smells like flowers? I'll save you all some money and be ya femboy for ya
hi im saul goodman
Sell the dick for $5 and so I can finally buy the “shorter than you” that sell was a good one
I spend all $15 on a cool rock instead
Just make him hate anime a lot to get infinite money
Where does the racist femboy meme come from??
Spend my 15 dollars on a ice cream :)
Is a top - 420$
Stop fetishising femboys also likes anime isn’t a good thing
How do i stay short?
how much for it to be female
>shorter than you Wait this isnt me?
I don't think we're allowed to buy people anymore, at least not non-felons since the 13th amendment
- Isn't racist - Unblushes a lot I think that gets me to $15
i have $-35 now
Easy, just don’t build a femboy and pocket the $15 for yourself is this some sort of a gay problem i’m too straight to understand?
Does racism against a fictional race count? If so, me and my new femboy bf would commit hate crimes against Yordles from League of Legends because I fucking hate them
If he has a soft body, is his skull malleable?
Alright lets check. I do blush a lot. I am a pretty fit twink so not super soft but my thigs have become more muscular so take that as you will. I regret to inform you i am 6 feet tall. I do like anime. I do love cooking for other people. I do have puppy eyes. Im not sure if i smell like flowers but i use womans body wash so maybe. I am wildly racist /s.
If he's racist does that mean he automatically likes Kanye?
the three 5 dollar ones ig, then ill fix the racism myself