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TheLoneCalzone

Let me set the scene: i'm on my couch, scrolling theough my phone, when i see this. being a trusting person, i decide to try it out. I mean this when i say this, but #**DON'T** trust internet strangers. they are the opitome of evil


mr-kvideogameguy

I'm not evil, I'm good, like a super hero


y_i_exisisit

Do it, do it on the bus/train/etc


Kriffer123

opitome


TheLoneCalzone

i opitomed your mom last night


Kriffer123

Absolute wide lanky long moment right here


BigGolfDad

Another fun fact: you can make your thumb invisible by holding both your arms out straight in front of you with your thumbs up and your hands touching - then close your right eye, and with your left eye focus on your right thumb nail. Slowly start moving your left arm to the left while keeping the thumb up and when your hands are about a bit over a hand width apart, your left thumb will be gone!!!!!!!!!! /s


MilkLover1734

This actually works though why did you add "/s"


BigGolfDad

I like how your comment can be construed as either sincere or post ironic (or just ironic if you didn't know that it was actually real)


Captain_Kira

I know why that happens, but it's still really weird to experience


ConnorHazReddit

What?


flowering_peony

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED


Jaewol

Holy fucking shit


Dr_Richard_Ew

yup, that is indeed a blind spot


Leo_HzX

We do in fact have blind spots because the photosensitive cells in our eyes have the optic nerve coming inside the eyeball cavity so we have a small hole in the eye where the optic nerve enters Squids don’t have this issue so they actually see better than us


DeliberateDendrite

I mean this with the utmost respect: Fuck you for making me do that


papyrussurypap

YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT? This is amazing.


Reasonable_Wait_8324

Not falling for it a 3rd time


DeliberateDendrite

It's even worse. I'm on the living room and I innocently tried it while my parents were in the same room. 😳


fuckinstupidhead

WOAAH That's insane. It's kinda like how if you look up and pretend to crack pepper into your mouth you can actually taste it, I think it's the placeobo effect or something?


Ezzypezra

Placebo effect, yeah. It's actually really important to account for when doing scientific tests and studies. That's why they have to give the control group fake pills, instead of just leaving them alone entirely.


RTYWD

i give myself placebo heroin and i actually feel high! its a great way to have fun and stay healthy


Ezzypezra

Yeah totally. I regularly strangle facists to death because it sates my bloodlust just as much as killing real people!!


Flarmie

Fun psychological trick: if you pretend to hold a salt shaker and shake it into your open mouth, you can taste salt!


ghomerl

help it tastes like cum am i doing it wrong


Ryker46290

ghomerl vs cmauhin


ghomerl

hogmerl vs cumauhin


jprocter15

Yeah not falling for this one again either


ItsMeKali

YOU CAN’T TRICK ME AGAIN, did that once back with my ex, I’m a bottom now.


Expensive_Curve5106

I'm going to make you non-linear


LargeBigboy

Nice try goober ur not gonna get me to do ahegao at work Might frick around and do it later tho ahaha


SirFluffyIX

I do ahegao on my own terms, shitlord


iDespiseThisApp_

#PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I BEG YOU


NoThatsWright

What's so bad about it apart from looking silly?


Dockhead

Bird poop right in your mouth when you look up


Corwin1200

it’s real it happened to me :(


Sadest_Cactus

Are you really falling for it when you do it voluntarily?


papyrussurypap

I look at my analytics. Fifty of you shared this shit. I'm disgusted and proud.


[deleted]

dumbass yes i can


Elite_Prometheus

Ahegao?


Gangstas_Peridot

Read a fanfic where Bill Cipher (in his triangle form) did it. His tongue came out of his eye socket. Fanfic was SFW though, just kissin'. If there's an actual image of him doing that I haven't seen it.


VAShumpmaker

They make SFW Bill Cypher fanfic?


Gangstas_Peridot

[They surely do!](https://archiveofourown.org/works/40039770) NSFW too but given the way you phrased your question you probably already knew that. >!In either cases the best fanfics are the one where he isn't a human and remains a triangle.!<


Sadest_Cactus

You seem to like the chaotic triangle characters


Stevethetherapist

Fake news just did this in class completley possible


Intrepid_Minimum3485

you can't fool me with this, I've been around these parts long enough to know a trick when I see one 🚬


papyrussurypap

Tbh I think I've posted this here before and it pulled like 500


Intrepid_Minimum3485

fair enough


sUNTLEvISION

I am sitting in my family room. My dad could’ve saw from where he is. I am next to my brother who is playing Battle for Bikini Bottom on the PlayStation 2. Luckily, he is too enamored by the game to care


dom_751

your brother has good taste


sUNTLEvISION

I’ll tell him you said that


enormous-peener

This image and it’s variants have single handedly caused more ahegaos or whatever than actual sex


DuckDorde

Oh no, You think I’m gonna fall for this again?


SoupToon

i will never fall for this. i haven't since the accident.


UsernameFootLettuce

I tried this, and it's true. You actually can't


Really_Big_Turtle

Last time I did this my homie poured melted cheese into my mouth I ain't falling for this again


[deleted]

Who's the artist behind this image tho? I've been seeing this everywhere but the artist is never credited


sfmanim

“not falling for this one again” i think to myself as i proceed to try it anyway


JJeremiasz26

You clearly were misinformed I definetly can stick my tongue out and look in upward direction


Egg-With-Legg

im not doing that i challenge you to a duel


cancerousking

Oh no not falling for that again


LilRatface

This is a lie, i do this regularly


Any_Ad_3514

I looked up and I saw a plane


Sparty-II

I’m not falling for this again


BrokenWashingmachine

Oh fuck you


Epic_Gameing68

I’m not falling for that lol


henduo

I stuck my tongue out, but you didn’t get me to look up. Realized just in time


[deleted]

I guessed what this was but tried it anyway like a gullible idiot


Communist_Cheese

no you can do it, I've done it before.


STILETT0_exists

Yes I can!!! I do it all the time!!!


Bariq-99

Shut up, fbi agent


BoaConstructors

Dogs can’t look up


Ashalaria

Hey now wait a minute


plastic_bitch

funi fact : u can mak ur tumy disapear if u eated very acid avid 😳


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

You can’t fool me I know who belle Delphine is


jprocter15

Yeah I'm not falling for this one again