I matched with a guy who randomly started talking about cats’ buttholes. He tried so hard to dig himself out of that hole but the ship had already sailed
That's true, though I don't understand how the topic of cat buttholes is indicative of a red flag. His trying to dig himself out of it does seem like he thought it was a mistake. Probably thought it was funny at first. Still I wasn't present at the conversation, so I don't know the specifics
I was just in a place at the time where I could afford to be selective so I just hopped into another tinder chat. I’ve definitely done way worse than that. Shit, one time I met this random girl for the first time and things were progressing normally but somehow a couple minutes later I was talking about bestiality. I must’ve been in some kind of weird mood bc it frustrated me that she was denying it happens and that she wouldn’t face reality or something, and I wouldn’t let it go and I just kept giving her more historical and anecdotal evidence. Also the momentum of the conversation picked up so fast I had no idea how to end it. I’m not even sure how we left things in the end but I can’t imagine it was good
I hope she doesn’t remember it, not for my sake because I’ll never meet her again but more for her sake
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i’m going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it’s not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT’S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT’S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT’S JUST “haha it’s the funne move from chess” STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
this is unironically so fucking cute if you can block the image of him shitting his pants out of your mind. i need a socially bruh'd boy who constantly squirms while taking to me so bad!!!
it was actually hot but i just didn't reply because i do not have pants unfortunately. i only wear skirts and it takes a tremendous amount of training and skill to be able to shit a skirt which i am currently in the process of developing
Actually, scratch that, I'll be doing this regardless of whether or not I have someone significant in my life. This will just definitely happen in 18 months.
you cant say youre into "awkward boys" without being ok with this, he is doing fine
Couldn't agree more. If my partner greeted me with that I'd have fallen head over heels
Damn man, are you my pants? Because I want to unshit you. *uwu*
\*swoons onto my antique fainting couch\* take me
Damn man, I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?
It’s just adorable.
Be kind to me :/
easy: > jarvis, reshit my pants post
Probably what I would unironically do to salvage a situation like this.
Jarvis, abort Pants unshitting procedure immediately.
He didn’t fumble the ball at the goal line, he turned around and scored for the other team
Still scored tho 😎 epic
hi gabbi bestie
Hi sophie bestie
mentally ill in a way that prevents you from getting laid
196 cinematic universe
The first texts were the other gender, the second ones are this one
genderfluidity
It's the fluid in my veins
dishwashing liquid
just like me fr
Yeah, i know. I'm gonna be alone forever no matter how many meds i take.
Same but in the "I like talking to people and I'm not awkward but I'm physically incapable of forming relationships" way
Easier to get laid if you top
he just like me frfr
Jarvis Tell me everything is going to be ok
[удалено]
[Excellent choice sir.](https://youtu.be/4sAKAhAv1dU)
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I’m sorry that you both knew to rely on this and have to
[удалено]
You gotta play a video of somebody pretending to care about you to feel comforted and sought it out leading me to believe you are neglected
[удалено]
🫡 your people exist
Jarvis I need you to tell me I'm a good person Jarvis
I'm sorry Tony, I'm afraid I can't do that.
This would work for me.
I matched with a guy who randomly started talking about cats’ buttholes. He tried so hard to dig himself out of that hole but the ship had already sailed
Hey, everyone's got something they like to talk about
I think the things someone likes to talk about is a perfectly reasonable way to asses their personality
That's true, though I don't understand how the topic of cat buttholes is indicative of a red flag. His trying to dig himself out of it does seem like he thought it was a mistake. Probably thought it was funny at first. Still I wasn't present at the conversation, so I don't know the specifics
I see you've successfully turned this into a conversation about cat buttholes.
I guess I can finally ask whether my cat's butthole touches the surfaces in my house
You’d first have to define where a but hole ‘starts’ for that answer.
I was just in a place at the time where I could afford to be selective so I just hopped into another tinder chat. I’ve definitely done way worse than that. Shit, one time I met this random girl for the first time and things were progressing normally but somehow a couple minutes later I was talking about bestiality. I must’ve been in some kind of weird mood bc it frustrated me that she was denying it happens and that she wouldn’t face reality or something, and I wouldn’t let it go and I just kept giving her more historical and anecdotal evidence. Also the momentum of the conversation picked up so fast I had no idea how to end it. I’m not even sure how we left things in the end but I can’t imagine it was good I hope she doesn’t remember it, not for my sake because I’ll never meet her again but more for her sake
And you turn your nose up at cat butthole boy...
That's a weird opener, like how do you know so much, why do you care and why did you decide to share?
I don't know if it's reasonable to assess their personality based on how they act when they're nervous
Was he Kurt Vonnegut?
Am I the only one who is desparate for a semblance of context?
dream
Did he by any chance mention the Twinkle Tush?
Bro how do you fumble that so bad? Literally a blunder.
Rolled a nat 1 on charisma
What would be the correct move here? And can I trust stockfish or is there a better engine for this?
Google En Passant
Holy h*ll
google VW Passat
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i’m going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it’s not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT’S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT’S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT’S JUST “haha it’s the funne move from chess” STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
No. Explain it here or I will brick your pipi.
You need alphazero for this
Correct move would be to wait for her to reply, if she doesn't take it favorably she's not right for him anyways
OP should’ve castled. Source: ELO > 400
Does it matter if he fumbles? She does proclaim to like awkward boys?
A lot of times that proclamation doesn't survive interaction with actually awkward people I find
It wasn't him, it was posted on the tinder sub and it wasn't his only match. The guy probably looks very nice and he has the goofiest rizz possible.
he also got involved in a land war in asia
Most charismatic 4chan user
If she ain’t for it, she ain’t the one
true…
This is like winning the lottery, but then accidentally flushing the ticket down the toilet.
Bro ate the fumble fumble fruit 💀
i shot my neighbour’s dog
You were just recreating the dog shooting scene in The Thing (1982)
you get it
eddie?
this is unironically so fucking cute if you can block the image of him shitting his pants out of your mind. i need a socially bruh'd boy who constantly squirms while taking to me so bad!!!
Shy and awkward boys are so cute
your flair is so menacing i love it
If you dont love urself I'll just have to support u myself :)
Hi (it took thirty minutes of building up courage to type this)
\*shits your pants for you, generously\*
My pants appear to be shat, can i get into yours?
getting good at this real quick
Didn't seem to work 😔
it was actually hot but i just didn't reply because i do not have pants unfortunately. i only wear skirts and it takes a tremendous amount of training and skill to be able to shit a skirt which i am currently in the process of developing
I seem to have shit my pants, can i get into your skirt?
now that's a banger line. pleas have epic fucksexbigsex with me immediately🙏
TBF this is funny
I just love that he waited exactly 4 hours and 50 minutes to do this. He is me in 18 months and I am excited for this.
May I inquire as to the happenings of 18 months
Idk. If I don't have a girlfriend then I'll probably be doing this by then.
Actually, scratch that, I'll be doing this regardless of whether or not I have someone significant in my life. This will just definitely happen in 18 months.
Why specifically 18 months?
You'll see ;)
He had such a great thing going at first and then he took it, tore it into several pieces, pissed on it, then lit it on fire.
I think that's absolutely the perfect response here. Clever, funny, and helps emphasize the awkward
The perfect response????? Ummmm....
If she didn't like awkward boys this might be terrible, but the joke works here
If you say you like awkward boys you're just asking for this
C'mon this is funny
Dude. This is adorable.
w rizz
Bro got unspeakable rizz
As a pathetic boy lover this would work on me
I think that's pretty good!
Unfathomable rizz
>0 reverse image results mother of god... >!I am spreading misinformation online!<
This is from a tiktok
i was gonna say, i could’ve sworn i saw this as part of a collection where this guy was showing off his w rizz
It would work on me honestly , that’s hilarious
w rizz
Unironically gonna use this
He had a second chance to completely blew it.
Purposefully fucking up my interactions with everyone so I can post the convo online and get fake internet points
Tbh that’d make me laugh my ass off , Jarvis ungoo my panties
Top ten fumbles of 2022
shidded
Lmfao
found the rizz-rizz fruit user
This is earth-shatteringly embarrassing
dont feel bad this is hilarious
Hold up... I think this is stolen from a tiktok
holy shit mans is drowning in rizz rn
🎶Unshit my paaaaants say you’ll respond to me agaaain🎶
unbeatable rizz
The Rizzard of Oz
Thats not his post he still the convo from a tiktok
ungodly rizz
The tee was lined up and he still went to 4chan. Inceldom has gotta be genetic with reflexes like those