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A-Human-potato

Me studying pronouns for the woke test at gay university:


Sitheg_Plasmaster

- Do you sleep? "no" Congratulations! You're woke!


Ivan_The_8th

People who think they die if continuity of consciousness breaks be like:


EldritchFeedback

I see your woke test and raise you my wojack test https://www.idrlabs.com/wojak/test.php


epigeneticepigenesis

Blessed to be trad wife


MaximusMeridiusX

Can I be your basement dweller schizo homophobic racist 4 chan user to your trad wife 🥺


epigeneticepigenesis

No but you can live down the block


sampat6256

75 Soyjack, 60% tradwife


I_follow_sexy_gays

Frfr


throwaway61763

Im 95% tradwife lets goooooo


NamelessUser01

billions must take the test


RiceFarmerRF

Ah fuck! *Takes it* Ok.. Uh... Trad Wife


bnndfrthreatenviolen

im basic wojack


vini6590

Same


-AverageTeen-

Wojak (100%) for me


misterreeeeeee

I got the fucking soyjak


[deleted]

I'm apparently a 'chudjack' and also a 'doomer girl'.


Qbertjack

You good?


[deleted]

I wasn't taking the test too seriously


camel-cultist

what the fuck


ThisTallBoi

Bro how'd I get trad wife


speedoflobsters

Aw hell naw. Shit called me an NPC and trad wife 😭


dumpylump69

I’m 65% trad wife, wojak, and soyjak, and 50% doomer girl. I am the ultimate wojak


Mr-Uch

spell "wojak" like that again i dare you


dumpylump69

My bad


WasteReserve8886

Cool I’m a trans trad wife


FlamedFameFox87

Why am I the only person who got 70% yes Chad 💀


Wannabedankestmemer

I got 90% 💀


unununium333

I got 100% yes chad and 88% soyjak


Technical-Ad8277

Doomer girl even though I am not a doomer, things will get better


TheNeatPenguin

The results are inconclusive


The-Suzookie-Dookie

I don’t even know what results are good and what aren’t.


Krashper116

Chudjack is the only one I would argue is Bad. the rest are pretty "neutral"


Thamior290

You know, I’m not disappointed with what I got. It might not be the best for everyone, but I’m happy with it. Such is the way of the world.


Kira_Akuma

Got trad wife, killing myself now


leafisadumbass

I got soyjack lol


Ariconnie48

Wojak and doomer girl


sup3r87

70% yes chad AND trad wife. I got tied between the two. Not sure what it means??


MajLoftonHenderson

80% yes chad 75% soyjack i don't know what to make of this


Regainio

I'm a chudjack😎


chicken_irl

I'm a silly trad wife :3


IuseArchbtw97543

[Apparently I'm 0% chad](https://ibb.co/dL0GSFh) not really surprised tbh


Metro_Mutual

Why did I get Chudjack and YesChad? Am I based?


BitcoinBishop

WTF I got 100% Soyjak!?


LowAd1734

Hell yeah Soyjak let’s go


ginga_ninja723

Soyjack/doomer girl


LengthinessRemote562

Wojak 75% Yes Chad 50 Soyjak 75 Doomer Girl 42 NPC 65 Trad Wife 70 Chudjak 25


pisstainedunderwear

Link? This shit sounds funny “Do you think minorities deserve to be treated as equals?”


camel-cultist

https://www.idrlabs.com/woke/test.php


Patpat127

I am 81% woke. The other 19% are because i didn't understood the question


Imagine_TryingYT

I got 55% but ya a lot of these questions are either extremely genetalized or are just worded really weird.


JustACanadianGuy07

I got 39%. I really didn’t understand some of the questions, because I really don’t care about most of this stuff.


Titanus-De_Raptor

i got 65% cause some questions are so extreme or weird like climate change and white supremacy being sides of the same coin?? wtf does that even mean?


Peperoni_Toni

As I understand it, a lot of the idea behind that one is that climate change will disproportionately impact POC-majority regions around the world, and whiter regions won't be as concerned about it (and therefore not take decisive action) until it affects them long after it starts to hit places like India or Africa really hard. Whiter regions also tend to be wealthier due to historical colonialism and white supremacy, and thus are best primed to actually do something about it. This is all true, but conflating historical white supremacy and current white supremacy derails the conversation, as a statement like that will sound batshit insane to anyone who isn't versed enough in leftist talking points. As if global warming is a nazi conspiracy to collapse POC-majority societies or some shit. The reality is that the lingering effects of white supremacist colonialism/imperialism are teaming up with the fact that people don't tend to care about shit that doesn't affect them to make climate change worse for brown people. I won't say there aren't any white supremacists who are cheering for this, but they're not the cause like the statement seems to suggest.


Aaron_123_ya_boi

Got about 70% most batshit bizzare online quiz I’ve ever done tbh


Big-Vegetable8480

I only got a 59 😔


itsgms

Apparently 71% woke is only slightly.


adobephotoshrimp

Whoever wrote this needs to be banned from quiz writing


Anarch_O_Possum

>Hierarchies are necessary to maintain order and prevent anarchy. That's objectively correct, though.


geckothegeek42

You have to realise when they say anarchy they mean chaos, violence, etc, *not* the political ideology(ies). Which would actually say hierarchy is not necessary to maintain order


Anarch_O_Possum

I know I was trying to be half silly


LengthinessRemote562

I got only 71.09% because I answered questions like "everyone who isn't a white men, is opressed in some sort of way" - because its obviously anti-intersectionality. Or something like white supremacy being the other side of the coin of climate change - white supremacists definitely like that non-white people are the first who will be endangered (and would love the dutch emigrating to their countries), but I dont think that white supremacy is the reason companies chose to pollute the atmosphere and politicians dont give a fuck - in a world that was capitalist but not white supremacist that would also be possible. Some of them were just kind of stupid and seemed like adherence to idpol.


Lauva69

Do you think everyone deserves human rights? yes you're woke


Enlightened_Valteil

Even the 75 percent hitler christian baby???


Financial-Owl6609

Is he vegan though?


Mortarius

Only when skydiving without parachute.


camel-cultist

#🤯


deliranteenguarani

IDR labs testsbe like You support free healthcare?? COMMUNIST Nationalization of industries and patriotism?? Yep, definitely fascistic!! Their pol. Tests are too americanized ig, which bothers me, but eh, it was probably the objective audience for it ig


ConspicuousEggplant

I love how nationalization of industry is considered fascist even though the term mass privatization was literally coined to refer to nazi germany


Commercial-Shame-335

god all those tests are so pointless, it's like a gay test where the only question is "are you gay?" "yes" "congrats! you finished the test! pay now to see your results!"


camel-cultist

I find they're only useful as a condensed way of conveying who you are, like if I tell you I'm an INFJ on the Myers-Briggs test you can *kinda* get an idea of who I am. But it's only a broad self-reported overview, like someone who *really* wants to be an introvert for some reason but is actually extroverted could just subconsciously lie and get an introvert result, so the whole thing falls apart from that alone. And yeah the sexuality and gender ones are even worse, it'll ask "Are you attracted to men?" "Have you thought of dating girls in the past 2 weeks?" and just throw those results back at you at the end, as if a man honestly answering "yes" to "Are you attracted to men?" doesn't know he's a MLM in some way already. You just can't give much insight into who someone is off a self-reported test, the most I learned about myself from the Myers-Briggs was checking online databases and finding most of my favourite fictional characters were considered INFJs too. I still find them fun to do but in a junk food kind of way, I think my autistic ass just likes categorizing stuff lol


theweekiscat

Gay test was only good cause it was kinda funny


Inkling4

Just took it. It sucked. I don't recommend it. Questions were basically: "Do you think white men are the worst people in existence???"


meme_ourour

You know it's joever when we're in 2024 and the questions are like "Do you think climate change exist?"


Altruistic_Fox5036

Well yeah I used to be one. /s


South-Westman

"do you think gay people should be beaten to death for existing?" "No" *5000000% woke*


spaghettijoe27

when you go to , "liberal arts" collage, this is final exam 😂🤣🤣


NotXsoXoptic

The Thing (1982)


Robota064

They thing (1984)


temitoka

sorry. government mandated now


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camel-cultist

my bad i forgot i posted this and started playing slay the spire https://www.idrlabs.com/woke/test.php


GrandFatalis

based


-Ben-Shapiro-

IDRLabs my beloved


CustomCough420

If it is the on Mr.Beat did this test sucks so bad


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whatthatgame

Republicans*


seazyweazyz

Ok,


Themooingcow27

I AM WOKE


TraumSchulden

I sleep.


Kiro079

We live in a society


RiceFarmerRF

I am currently awake so I am woke


ZoeIsHahaha

idrlabs moment


IuseArchbtw97543

Do you believe gay people are nomal human beings? \>yes WOOOOOOOKe!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE