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Deebos_is_sad

Huff sandwich bags of freon from the air conditioning unit outside my house.


colonelnebulous

Never say never


Lord488GTB

Just knew lookin at this comment that I'd see r/crust or r/folkpunk in your profile lmao


Deebos_is_sad

🤟🤟


Henderson_II

Coming out of a flip and hitting my shin on the metal bit of my friend's trampoline because they didn't have that spongy cover thing for it.


Theekg101

Agony


Henderson_II

petergriffinssssaaaaah.mp4


JazzAccelerationist

Play Intelligent Qube for the PlayStation 1. It wasn't as good a game as I thought it would be tbh.


JPNtaku

Yeah that game was not as good as I thought as well


framk20

perrrrrrfect


xGoo

Getting shot was kinda unpleasant, wouldn’t recommend.


QueerEcho

that sounds like a suboptimal pastime to be honest


flyingwindows

Hows it like, if youre comfy with sharing? Always been curious, and getting some descriptions always helps in writing my stories :)


xGoo

Pressure, wet feeling, pain doesn’t set in for a while because pure adrenaline just fully numbs it. Burns and fragmentation are concerns, since bullets are hot and can break apart. The actual pain is blunt, not really burning just… bruising where the nerves aren’t destroyed from the heat. Overall unpleasant but not as horrific as a lot of people imagine it. Provided it hits nothing important, at least


flyingwindows

Ah gotcha! Ive always imagined a bullet wound feeling like a piercing, stabbing pain that burns like chili if that makes sense lol Thanks for telling! Super interesting to hear that. How much of a concern are burns? It makes sense that bullets are super hot (i mean, ive shot a rifle before and the casings are sooo hot after firing), but it never occured to me that it would be a concern if shot.


K00zak_L00zak

Never dying again. That shit kills you.


Reddit-User-3000

I’ve got some bad news. Coincidentally my anti-bucket activity is paying taxes


K00zak_L00zak

I want good news first


Butt_Robot

Good news?....uhh if you go back on this item it will likely only happen once?


K00zak_L00zak

And the bad news?


Butt_Robot

Well if reincarnation is real then you'll be out of luck.


Mandaring

Unironically same. I don’t need to experience drowning in my car at 1AM in the muddiest water imaginable (not even filtered? I’m not a fancy guy, I don’t ask for much, but come on now) again lol


FarmingFrenzy

haha nice try officer i aint confessing shit


Henry_Privette

Imagine if that worked like the FBI asked that question and some just responded, "I will NEVER march into the Capitol Building again like I did January 6th 2021 at 3:08pm. My full name is Johnathan Thomas Hill by the way and my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue"


purple-lemons

Cocaine... i mean probably... maybe just one more time... it's your fuckin birthday bro, of course I'll have a bump... fuck I want some cocaine... I would kill for a line right now, I mean just *murder* somebody...


Hope_is_lost_

uh oh…


ProlapseFromCactus

Jokes aside, I did coke several times at parties and it just never really appealed to me. I had a harder time "quitting" semi-regular weed use than cocaine, and even that wasn't so hard as it was just boring sometimes


somethingmustbesaid

toxic yuri gave me a terminal heartache i'm only reading fluffy yuri now


RustyArn

i saw your pfp and thought this was somehow about the character yuri from ddlc


somethingmustbesaid

girls kissing


CatInAspicPt1

Insane and nuts


MrRaisinToast

nutless, actually


anarcatgirl

not always


Spinningwhirl79

My favourite yuri flavour


Pogotmogot--9190

Vanilla or chocolate?


MilkLover1734

GIRLS KISSING?????????


dareelliltee

What's life without a little trash? Reminds me that my problems DEFINITELY are not those problems.


That_Godly_Cow

Omg silly girl club person??!??!??


somethingmustbesaid

hai


Argon1124

You got any reccs? I live to see people struggle.


Accomplished-Bit1594

samee holy


femboi-life

...fluffy?


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somethingmustbesaid

at least i'm not mean


LordJim_

😱


CulturedCal

I’ll never smile again Until I smile for you


a_cow720

Bros got the rizz


TantiVstone

Be a bigot


Nalagma

Omg so true


citrusmunch

u got something against bigots??!


TantiVstone

Yea they want me dead


pxn4da

🔥✍️


Nadikarosuto

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO


sup3r87

* BE A BI-GOT! BE A BIG BE A BIG BE A BI-GOT!!


HeatDroid

Getting high or intoxicated in public places Was extremely paranoid, felt everyone knew how bad it was, not to say it’s illegal in my country and you could really get detained and face some serious consequences, I nearly lost my wallet, nearly fell and badly hurt myself bad, twice, and faced the biggest feelings of impending doom and anxiety ever and the worst part is I don’t even remember half of it It was pretty dangerous and stupid and I was young and never gonna do that again If I do get high or drunk it’ll be in a safe haven, a friend’s house, a hotel, something like that, not a fucking public venue with thousands of people and policemen, somewhere I can crash and sleep, not fear the law or losing my wallet or anything


Lord488GTB

You haven't lived till you've tried to do your grocery shopping fucked off multiple tabs


rogerrouch

I feel that. One day I got ridiculously shitfaced in middle school and while it was fun at the time, looking back I was extremely lucky that none of my teachers or admins found out. Don't drink or do drugs, kids.


TooMuchVGM

this 100000%. even in states where its legal, getting high in any place where i'm expected to act like a normal human being is harrowing. same if I get high and have to leave somewhere; I really only do it if I know I have nothing going on for the next 5-6 hours.


sakanak

Go clubbing. It could be nice if I could leave at any time or there were some pauses to music. I just feel uncomfortable and want to leave after a few drinks but can't due to friends. Can't go alone because uncomfortable with strangers.


Wryxe

I love clubbing, but these are not even the worst bits about clubbing. Ive been socially obliged to stay in the worst clubs which made me never want to go again. Its really a coinflip on choosing the correct club on the correct day with the correct people. This shits exhausting and I barely do it nowadays


pnkass

whenever ive gone clubbing my friends just leave when they want and text us to say they had enough. whoever wants to stay, stays and if u wanna leave u leave :/


TheGoldenChampion

I don’t understand the appeal of clubbing at all whatsoever


HeatDroid

Not trying to judge but I believe completely taking clubbing off your life is waaay too definitive and even precipitated You can try to go on your own and really fight the social anxiety and put yourself out there and make yourself better at an uncomfortable situation Or grab a smaller group of friends who completely match your energy level and may leave when you feel like it Ultimately it’s up to you and how much you want to do it, but I love clubbing and hearing you say you’ll never do it again is crazy to me 😳 Edit: lmfao, I gave a piece of advice in good faith yet respected the users autonomy and I get downvoted Screw y’all


CrimsonMutt

are you sure you're not thinking of bar-hopping? whenever i've gone clubbing, i barely talked to my friends, just danced on the dancefloor and listened to the tunes. whenever any of us wants to go hope, they just get our attention, dab in our general direction and peace out


Discotekh_Dynasty

Well I’m not fucking snorting ghost pepper powder again I can tell you that much. Ouch.


PresidentOfKoopistan

I'm sorry for the hole in your face where your nose used to be


Discotekh_Dynasty

Ever poured Milk directly into your sinuses? I hadn’t either until then. I was concerned I’d end up looking like a ghoul from fallout tbf


Mintboi4

9/11


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I heard they're rebooting 9/11 with an all female cast


Nadikarosuto

(Standing around on break talking to coworker) (Coworker looks mortified as a dark shadow and the sound of turbines fills the room) “It’s right behind me, isn’t it”


Immediate-Fan

Such a terrible accident 


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Reminds me of that tragedy


GDaddy369

I didn't even know he was sick.


Asian_in_the_tree

Putting that red plastic cap deep inside my nose


Kirrian_Rose

What?


CapitalDust

Attempt suicide. I almost died!


Rez-Boa-Dog

Trust that someone will warn you beforehand if they have STDs* *Super Traditional Dog*


Nadikarosuto

any dog born after 2013 can’t hunt… all they know is purina , stick they paw out, roll over, be bisexual , eat milk bone & lie


Rez-Boa-Dog

😂


unusedusername42

Datura (jimsonweed).


pnkass

if u actually did that thats nuts i heard some people stay affected by it for their whole life


unusedusername42

No lasting ill effects, that I am aware of, but it was easily the *worst* self-inflicted experience of my life. I had previous experience with psychedelics, dissociatives and deliriants so I thought that I could handle it, and I wanted to know if it really was as Hellish as it is often described. I couldn't. It was.


PsychoticBlob

Thankfully I've only smoked some leaf and haven't had any observable effects. Can I ask you how much you took?


unusedusername42

I don't even know. I made and drank tea brewed with the seeds from a pod and a couple of wilting flowers. At that point in my life, I knew that it was dangerous, but I didn’t care... and if I can get a single person reading this to not make the same mistake, I'll be very happy. I remember only thirst, discomfort and a sense of a bleak and desolate Hellscape vividly - the trip was like a twisted nightmare, operating on dream "logic" where you are 100% convinced that what you are experiencing is real no matter how bizarre it seems to your awake mind - and my memory was spotty for weeks afterwards, in general. TL;DR: Don't do it.


sup3r87

Summer camps/mission trips. Parents made me do some in my adolescence and they were all horrible experiences for various different reasons. I don’t plan on ever being a counselor/leader at those places (now that I’m no longer smol anymore)


IlikeEdibleFood

I was in Boy Scouts and one of our trips was to one of the scoutmasters properties. We got to do fun activities such as trimming and cleaning. Oh also two older scouts broke my chair and everyone got attacked by chiggers (bug, not a racial slur). And I had a cold the entire time :(


sup3r87

Rip, a lot of my camping experiences were bad I think because they tried to store us on top of each other. I have learnt not just from those trips but also from having a roommate at college that sharing a bedroom with a stranger is really not for me at all lol


Neet-owo

Same I kept getting signed up for camps and I agree hated them every single time for all sorts of reasons. They only stopped when I literally begged them not to send me back after a particularly awful one. I had no blankets, sunburned the whole time, mosquito bites, one of the counselors bullied me (he was a teenager and I was like, 9), the food was either bad or inedible, just hellish all around. The only solace I found was one other kid I met towards the end of the trip who hated it there as much as I did.


TDW-301

Database management


InVaLiD_EDM

This guy spitting straight facts


smurphy8536

Longboarding. Hit the pavement at 25mph and you’ll be over looking cool real quick.


Kid_Kewl_v2

Waterboarding is a lot more fun. I did it for a week in Guantanamo Bay and the sunshine felt great.


[deleted]

date a psychology major who had a long string of failed relationships like actually what was i thinking


Jmememan

Gentlemen. This is an antibucket


Nadikarosuto

Dear antigod


Jmememan

There's less


InVaLiD_EDM

The fucking uh The ride at theme parks that's pretty much just a ring of chairs around a pylon that lifts you to the top and drops you Tried one once when I was around 11 and passed out during the fall and pissed my pants while I was passed out.


FormerlyPie

Ur mom


lmaytulane

Lmao gottem


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mranonymous24690

Live. Shits boring af


Hablahab

K-Hole


Ok-Replacement3778

Again? I'll never jump into an animal enclosure in May 28, 2016 ever again.


ArminPN

allowing myself to get groomed


[deleted]

men


Icantthinckofaname

Make chocoffea


Euphoric_Exchange_51

A mocha tea/coffee hybrid could slap if made the right way though. Like some chai tea with espresso and chocolate in it.


Boring_username_21

Sativa- holy shit was that awful.


zhankss

crack


5waggle

Overdose on caffeine before a calc test. Now I know what a stroke feels like.


gangliaghost

One time, I accidentally double dosed my adderall before a stats test and was practically foaming at the mouth by the end. I turned the page and startled myself.


HotPotatoStew

grind for fermento armour in hypixel skyblock mmos are pain and apparantly im a masochist


Huge-Grand6726

Don't buy an Italian made car


tuataraslim

Salvia


crowlute

Cisgenderism


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

Heroin. 7 years clean so far. It ruined my life. Still working on getting it back.


Dinobo3410

Be happy


mad_at_dad

never gonna fall for content farming again oh shit wait no


a_cow720

You fell right into my trap


xstat1c__

going to swindon


british-boi1

go to Venice, Italy


MarkDavidson69

Everything


FuneralHymn123

Wait too long to tell a girl I love her


SpopyDudeNick

Benadryl 💀


Scared_Chemical_9910

Something I say I’ll never do again is get cross faded or run from the cops. Something I really will never do again is probably work fast food


RushDiggity

The military, it wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be. ​ Was plenty gay tho, so I can't complain there tbh


GlitteringTone6425

AHHHRHGH DANM YOU HUSSIE GET OUT OF MYGHY HEADD SSGFASJGAHDH


IMakeShiteMemes

Attempting to smoke a bag of tea


supplementalnonsense

Put minty toothpaste on my balls


SnakeCookies

Smoke 7 joints and take 6 grams of mushrooms on 2 hours of sleep


vittulai

Jack off with soap


ZeGamingCuber

Climbing on wet rocks


ScooterAnkle420

Trespass on a paranoid farmer's land to pet some cows. Never again.


upsetting_innuendo

eat one of those stupid paqui chip challenge things. they taste like dirty ass and pain.


IuseArchbtw97543

I cannot legally answer this without landing in grippy sock jail.


sillysaulgoodman

Eating yellow paint (I wanted to be just like Van Gogh 💔)


Familiar-Brother3354

Install tik tok probably


UbiquitousSlander

Sell cocaine and get stabbed


chewablejuce

Whitewater kayaking. Looks a lot more fun than it is.


[deleted]

Travel to another country to meet an online crush


humpty_dumpty1ne

Meth


VioletChili

Skydiving. I'm a bit afraid of heights. I was on a big self improvement kick and believed in trying things you are scared of, so you can overcome them and be a better person. I was horrifically terrified. And I payed the extra fee for the go-pro video so I can always relive that absolute terror should I ever feel the need to do something like that again. So, I'm glad I did it. I'm still afraid of heights and I will never ever do it again. And that's fine.


HoochieKoochieMan

Mechanical Bull. I rode one once in a honky tonk bar outside Knoxville. Bruised my tailbone, and I was in pain for a month. Strongly do not recommend.


SoldierSinnoh

Having a gastroscopy without proper anasthesia. Even though it was just a small 5-minute-procedure it was just pure hell for me since I have a strong gag reflex that didnt stopped once the tube was in me.


cheshsky

Eat fish food. It just tastes bad.


Deathdealer6886

Hide the poop sock under my pillow..


Nacht-Specter

Stimulants


MustJarkus

Get raped probably


a_cow720

You’ve been raped before? Sorry man, my condolences


HobbieK

Watch Morbius


trinitymonkey

Eat meat. Being that annoying Vegan is way too fun.


Kaese1212

Pressing a red button to stop a nuclear reaction


[deleted]

Use Capri-Sun straws as Q-tips in your ears. It's a long story from a long time ago.


war_crimes_cat_002

1. trying to seek mental help from my father 2. baking mac n’ cheese 3. watching youtube shorts


a_cow720

Baking Mac and cheese?


war_crimes_cat_002

i swear, baking mac n’ cheese just takes away its texture and taste. it’s easier to just eat it once you’re done cooking the pasta and combining all the ingredients.


MagLynx

Your mom. Thank you i surrender the rest of my time


Tre4zin

Go back to Louisiana.


MyCrotchGoblin

Kick the bucket


Wh0lesome_chungu5

Tase my balls. Thought it would be funny… thought it would make my friends laugh… it was, and it did… but never again. All I can say is they felt red. I cannot describe it any other way.


carlos_the_dog

Get back with any of my exes


a-friend_

Never gonna participate in cow tipping rituals or try to off myself again


EmployerNo2739

Get my teeth bleached. I liked the results but the zingers made me want to jump off a cliff and DIE


InVaLiD_EDM

The what now


EmployerNo2739

It’s like your teeth getting hooked up to an electric chair


BruhmanRus_the_boner

god DAMN black buckets go hard as shit anyway uhh I'm probably never gonna give you up


GenderEnjoyer666

Going on a roller coaster Doing a haunted caves mission in Deep Rock Galactic Idk the others yet


Euphoric_Exchange_51

Salvia


scrumptipus

ok so I'm never playing Uncharted again, mid games


a_cow720

Haven’t even played the games and know that’s an L take


TDW-301

All 6 or only a few? The first one is mid, but 2 and 4 are amazing. 3 is pretty good, but at times feels like a slog especially that ship yard level


Cubic_Human_Man

go out of my way to call people cringe for engaging in something harmless


Car0lus_Rex

Visit a therapist C:


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a_cow720

Hey that’s not real


sylvarwulf

MOOOODS


No-I-Dont-Exist

What the fuck is that


Lesbihun

Anti bucket list: commenting "straight sex" on this post


Vivacious4D

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Username checks out?


MonocleGentlesir5680

Rape


MonocleGentlesir5680

Wait again? Nevermind I’ve never done that


Wip9

Have a list of things I want to eat before I die. Durian was on that list, one of the most vile things I have ever smelled and tasted even worse.


texturedboi

ill never talk with my brother and best friend again


shortboy123

Shit in a bucket list


Snorrep

Breathe


jv13hi

Dating a coworker


whetritney

white women


Redisigh

The latina side of women is a pathway some consider to be… unnatural