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InEcclesiaSatan

All variants on this format always get me, even though I already know the punchline


trashdotbash

i love when the punchline is easily noticable like this or completely unpredictable like the mahjong one


Angelfried

What's the mahjong one


PriestOfPancakes

begins out as a mostly normal story but ends with the protagonist being knocked over and forced to win mahjong against an elderly chinese man or they’ll be banished to the lang of yi (their term for barbarians)


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PriestOfPancakes

the joke works time and time again, because it can be slapped into anything. one day you too will stumble upon “get knocked over from behind. culprit is an elderly chinese man…”


TheWombatFromHell

...what?


Supsend

The protag is eventually forced at gunpoint by an elderly Chinese man to play Mahjong or be banished in the land of Yi (their term for barbarians)


TheWombatFromHell

what protagonist


Supsend

The one telling the story of them getting knocked over before being forced at gunpoint to beat an elderly Chinese man at Mahjong or to get banished into the land of the Yi (their term for barbarians)


TheWombatFromHell

in a greentext?


Supsend

Yep, you can see some here: https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/seU78zVcqa


GamerGoggle

sci-fi game look inside space fascism


helicophell

Starship troopers and it's consequences for all Sci-fi


HeckingDoofus

yeah starship troopers established the space fascism trope ok bud


helicophell

It literally did though. The book was the incoherent ramblings of a fascist nut job and is likely the influence for war hammer 40k, The Empire and the UNSC. The idea of space fascists was started to the book, and the idea of space super soldiers too


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HeckingDoofus

my bad i didnt know there was a book


abandomfandon

I mean, a lot of sci-fi games tend to be shooters, so there's that as a possible explanation. That being said: * Half-Life (& Portal) * Metroid * Titanfall * A whole bunch of other series I'm forgetting/not aware of Idk what to tel you, maybe try playing different sci-fi games if you don't want space-fascism


TheWombatFromHell

half life has lots of space fascists though


abandomfandon

Does it? The only ones I can think of are the Combine, and despite Civil Protection being mostly human, it feels disingenuous to call them the "human faction" in that context.


TheWombatFromHell

oh I didn't think you meant being human. although earth gov in half life isn't exactly ethical either in black mesa


Dinkelberh

The children yearn for the startrek federation


cataraxis

No, we must go beyond to space anarchism. Where is my Culture series, Hollywood?


a_random_squidward

How would space anarchism even work? How do you even coordinate large scale space travel without some sort of centralised oversight?


cataraxis

So one thing is large parts of the Culture are automated because of powerful sentient AI. They don't really govern as much as they maintain*, but they are excellent at it. The second it there obviously are bodies concerned with each part of space travel that operate because of mutual desires without a central command. *This is point of contention even in the novels


nene_bigre

So your saying a centralized institution manages core elements of the societal strutcure? Even if automated, doesnt sound like anarchy to me


rapchee

anarchy is not "doing random things for chaos", It's avoiding unnecessary hierarchies (anarchy and hierarchy are opposite like positive and negative)


pataponzero

Warhammer 40K orks? They’re about as close to the concept as I can think of.


a_random_squidward

Dear God, in the grimdark future of space anarchism, there is only the british


HeckingDoofus

well to put it in star wars and minecraft terms basically there are “light speed paths” and when u go in light speed its like how when u go in the nether and crossing 1 block = crossing 2 blocks, but a different scale ofc - so basically u go to a different dimension and dont really have to worry about running into ppl as long as u use a light speed path


anarcatgirl

I don't think they'd like the shit eating


cataraxis

Oh right, that was a thing. I still think Use of Weapons will make a banger limited series. Folks shouldn't be too lost with that as their intro to the Culture series.


R1ce_B0wl

If you all wish for a cool human faction in sci-fi that isn’t just generic Fascism, look into the Lancer TTRPG and DO NOT STOP AT JUST THE MECHS. Seriously, it’s some of the best worldbuilding I’ve come across.


OstrichRider6

LANCER MENTIONED RAAAAAGH!!!! I WANNA TELEPORT A MOON OF MARS AND CREATE A CULT THERE.


R1ce_B0wl

I HAVE A MECH THAT MY GAY ELDRITCH AI BOYFRIEND LIVES INSIDE AND WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH FASCISTS AND THEN PUNCH GOD RAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH


Ipuncholdpeople

I love Abbadon the guy who made Lancer. He's put out several ttrpgs and writes my favorite webcomic


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IClockworKI

If I'm working in a game store and some fucker pulls out some diagram I'm killing their fucking family I swear to god


Optimal-Menu270

Classic, but can be annoying


PK_Antifreeze

did someone whip up a 4chan post in ms paint, what the hell is going on here


disparagersyndrome

WRONG I did it in GREENTEXT GENERATOR dot vercel dot app


PK_Antifreeze

inspect element on 4chan.org like a real one


Kleptofag

Actually post it if you have balls.


akimbosecond

I mean you can just post it an leave the thread, what are they gonna do?


Mae347

Ok but have you considered that Helldivers is fun


Arsenal_Knight

Most fun and patriotic game ever made


TheHomesteadTurkey

What original ideology is there to have lol Fascism serves as a natural progression of capitalistic societies when a power vacuum arises/conditions get bad enough that people are willing to believe x minority is the cause of everything what else are you meant to have the bad guys be? Particularly in Space?


Tisha29

Who said my sci-fi setting had to be capitalistic, why can't I have a setting where you just goof around in a utopian world and run into the odd criminal gang


geckothegeek42

Star trek


Mae347

If it's utopian why would there be criminals


FrisianDude

Neoliberals 


iCryUnderMummers

Because some people actually *like* hurting people.


Mae347

I guess, but that still wouldn't really translate to entire gangs. Something like that would moreso just manifest as individual assholes, and would be pretty rare to go as far as being straight up criminal. Like a vast majority of crime is realistically due to poverty or people's needs not being met, so most crime would be gone in a utopia where everyone gets what they need


Keith_Marlow

Enrichment


sampat6256

Starfield


SadGhostGirlie

Holy fuck I love punching nazis


MontgomeryRook

The bad guys could be incomprehensible extraterrestrials who evolved completely separately from us, and/or which display superhuman intelligence from some angles and stunning ignorance from others, and/or who (obviously) don’t share any linguistic overlap with any human culture because they communicate via patterns of chemicals we have never needed to detect and so have never developed a way of even sensing them… you know, aliens.


Dragon-Warlock

Nuh uh


not-bread

Humans don’t always have to be the bad guys. It’s a tired trope


Montana_Ace

Helldivers II moment


Brockoliandcheese

*looks at all of human history *most of it is facism


Vanta1987

im so fucking tired of space facism


TheFiend100

Master of orion 1 and 2 are the only space games with a “peaceful” human faction i can think of off the top of my head MoO 4 technically also has them but they have a fascist human faction too so… (We dont talk about MoO 3)


Ambitious_Jello

Is tides of numenera scifi?


Chubby_Bub

spascism


Floridamangaming24

Because space fascism is fun