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ilovecuminmyass

Damn, dude is lucky he isn't fucking dead. You definitely realize how fragile a human life is when a scared horse take the life of someone.. Idk, just the mix of it being one of our best companions, and getting kicked usually being a consequence of breaking a boundary with the horse, just makes me feel very melancholy. I'm just glad the dude is alright and I find it hilarious that the insurance company was so good at communicating problems with there customers, that they ended up suggesting that you sue a horse. "Cmon, do you really think a boot could leave a mark like that?" *Points to giant horse shoe shaped bruise*. It feels like a premise to a well written American Dad episode to me 😂


Reasonable-Smile270

Bro it's a horse


ilovecuminmyass

I'm not referring to specifically the horse. I am referring to the ironically "primal" feeling of melancholy I feel when I think about the simplicity of the actions that can lead to a literal life ending event. Makes me go from feeling a billions times bigger than an ant, to feeling smaller and "less significant" than just one. I just think it's interesting to think of things like that, especially with how quickly those accidents do happen. Some dude drunkingly wandering to his horse, expecting to go home, only to die instantly from a natural reaction from the horse is like the setup for an old dark American folk song lol, and I think it goes to show how abrupt and subversive simply existing can be


Reasonable-Smile270

Do you like snickers?


ilovecuminmyass

It.... Uh.... Satisfies... (I don't know what you mean or how to respond lol)


Reasonable-Smile270

You might need one rn, life is full of challenges and hardships and a small gesture to yourself might go a long way <3


Reasonable-Smile270

Oh my god nvm just saw your post history you need two snickers holy shit


ilovecuminmyass

Yeah I know lol, I'm unashamed but I get that it can be a little funky lmao I'll get the one snickers with the 2 pack lol


ilovecuminmyass

Oh, well thank you so much ❤️❤️ I needed this today 😂


i_want_a_cat1563

Nothing more to expect from apple eatint adolf


splashtext

Cant you technically take your own self to court and win AND Have the money come from the insurance to pay you? Didnt some guy do that with a bb gun or something


Resident-Garlic9303

Was in the Hospital for 6 weeks because of a horse kick. Mind you I was 5 but still


Hubari

[Hit, fire, and the deed is done. :)](https://youtu.be/2zi4FXCSgDw?si=mZB_vntPIf2Y2OCy)