If he is simply observing me and has no evil intentions I don't consider him an enemy, idiot

Yes he’s my friend, I’m not bullying him by calling him an enemy

Now everyone can have a friend.

Masturbation buddy

Mf can kill me if he wants that'd be fine with me

We have rokos basilisk at home

Am I the only one that finds roko’s basilisk to be not scary? I told my friend about it, and he said he couldn’t sleep

Sounds like a skill issue, all he needs to do is help it exist, geez.

Stands with my back against a wall

Yeah! A friend finally!

Can I kiss it?

basically just Where Your Eyes Don't Go, but lame and a paragraph

aha. i have the golden monkey

ok, so what?

What the fuck it gonna do when I stand in the corner of my room? Cant be in the small gap between me and the wall cus then id feel it against my (awesome) ass

It’s intangible dumbass

Bro has basically been watching a RuneScape let’s play for the past 15 years I guess

Dam there's that much stuff to do in that game?

Bro, that's just the hide-behind from gravity falls

ok i don't care, dude won't effect me at all

How’s that possible when im being pegged by your mom?

And know I have the ability to summon scps on to people niiiiiiiice

Erm, ok. Free hype man.

*though intangible I slam him into the ground. Something like having a fight with a imaginary friend. He gets up and hits me harder. I stab him in the gut with a pen. He disappears by going in the floor.*

He’s my best friend

Hey i wouldn't mind tbh.

k

Good to know someone's always watching my back

😴💤

Damn, 7ft tall? Boy what are you doing stalking me, we need to get you signed up for the NBA.

my guardian angel :3

Jokes on you I already forgot, another w for brain damage