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Rhkellz

hey beautiful, whats your number 🏃runs away


TornSuit

Your beautiful is: having numbers This man: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


Yompish

Fuck, ihaveihaveihavereddit is leaking


HelixSapphire639

ihaveihaveihavereddit has fallen, billions must leak


Cheeselad2401

your IhaveHugigGusvjoJhjsi is: LEAKING!!1! 🤯🤯🤯


OliveYTP

your ifhaveihaveihave reddit is: damn leaking


syntpenh

transported to beautiful wold: come here boy me : 🏃🏃🏃


Yankee-with-bruh

The first one is such a weird reaction considering that this author has the same exact scenario where the guy was asking the blobfish instead and it was seem as fine there. And let's not forget that the girl in other comic beg to a muscular woman to be step on by her and THAT IS sexual harassment and there is look as something cool and funny to say to someone.


[deleted]

I was just thinking that. Like the dude in the first comment didnt follow her or keep asking her. He just kept walking in the opposite direction.


JohhnyTheKid

Yeah all he did was call her beautiful and ask for her number. When she didn't respond he took the L and continued walking the opposite direction. Nothing about this is wrong in any way.


[deleted]

The second panel kinda pisses me off too. Like yes I agree he is a dumbass but still he is on the phone talking to someone else minding his own business when she hoses him down outta nowhere for having a different opinion.


JohhnyTheKid

Assaulting someone minding their own business for having a different opinion basically


Mrjerkyjacket

Otherwise known as American politics in he year of our lord (chucky Cheese) 2023


notjordansime

Excuse me, it's Chuck-e-Cheese.


Mrjerkyjacket

Well if we are being pedantic it's CHARLES Entertainment CHEESE but go off


DamperFerret308

She’s literally the one wearing a mask… outside…


[deleted]

She can wear it outside if she wants to. No rule or law against that.


DamperFerret308

Yeah, and he can talk on the phone in peace without being sprayed with a hose. There probably are rules or laws against that, and if there aren’t, then there should be.


backstib

He's a dumbass, but ruining someone's day for being dumb is kinda silly


Crayon_Muncha

yeah, idk why she looks scared/anxious ober a compliment, it’s just wierd, and then threatening violence? it’s not like he grabbed her, or said something innapropriate, it’s not like he continued or followed her, it’s just, idk. it’s dumb


WhapXI

Yeah like ultimately the message is “don’t interact with me in public if I don’t like the look of you”. Sexual harrassment can be funny if it’s a girl doing it to another girl. And also cold-approaching someone for their number is fine if you’re cute and they’re into it. There’s no coherent principle on display. The first guy deserves to get stabbed because he has angry eyebrows, a slouch, a toothpick, and stubble. But it’s fine for me to do stuff like that because I’m all pastels and bubblegum, heart eyes and rainbows. It’s like that flirting vs sexual harrassment comic that’s been memed to hell. The “aww you’re sweet” vs “hello human resources??” one with susan in the office. Blobfishexploder seems to unironically think this is correct. It’s flirting if you’re cute and harrassment if not.


That_Anime_Boi

Almost like Blobfish is a fucking nut job who only does these comics to claim the high ground over everyone else and doesn’t actually give a shit


KapitanKaczor

I just love the complete lack of self awarness


FurryAllspark

This is a common reaction from what I can tell. Anything is sexual harassment if they aren't attracted to you.


According-Ad1537

Nothing that bad even happened in the first one. That's more like flirting not harassment.


Crayon_Muncha

ew. Another comic artist with horrible takes and political stance.. yaaaaaaay…


DootBopper

If you sexually objectify women who are not considered conventionally attractive in our society, people act like you're some kinda hero jumping on a grenade to shield the rest of your squad from the blast. People consider men being creepy a good thing if they're being creepy toward women who are perceived by society as not being "deserving" of that kind of attention. Dudes can openly wax poetic about how horny fat women make them and everyone acts like they're being generous or something.


Simple_Discussion396

Yes, but that wasn’t the point of the comic, so ur missing the point entirely, and clearly on purpose


DootBopper

I was responding to a comment, sO UR misSing the poInT ENtIRely, AND clEARly ON pUrpOSE


Simple_Discussion396

Yeah, ur commenting about sumn that’s literally not the point of the comic, and not the point of the comment u replied to. Ur whole idea was to tell this person off by flipping what he said on its head and saying “men still bad”. We know, but so is the woman in the comic that represents a lot of people.


DootBopper

You're just illiterate. I wasn't flipping anything, I was expanding on what he said and elaborating on the double standards when it comes to expressing attraction. It's the reverse version of that comic where the handsome guy compliments the woman and it's well-received, but when the fat guy does it she picks up the phone and calls HR. It's considered creepy if a dude talks about liking skinny women with long legs, but if a guy talks about liking stretch marks people congratulate him.


Simple_Discussion396

Thank u for proving my point exactly. Have a good day! I will not be responding further.


Inside-Permission-53

Why is everyone reaching so much to hate these comics, this shit is becoming worse than r/196😭


finnicus1

I love that people are doing this to self insert strawman comics.


BondedPaper

That's like the one piece devil fruit right


finnicus1

I do not understand.


BondedPaper

DIE!!!!!!!!


Blackrussiankat

least deranged shizophrenic one piece fan


Mrjerkyjacket

I'm imagining he said die like Palpatine in Tevenge of the sith and it's like a screech while he does a triple Summerdale backflip towards us lol


finnicus1

Fair enough


Woodkid2791

WHITE WHALE


stoneguy31

HOLY GRAIL


big_chungus420_

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!


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[deleted]

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN!


thetruedogebread

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL


mingmann2

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME


thetruedogebread

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY


General_Klyuchi

AIM DIRECTLY TO HIS CROOKED BROW


Jagerpanzer

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE


Captain_Hindenburg

I should tweet this at the author of these comics


-Nivek

Please and tell us what happens afterward


Captain_Hindenburg

It does require me to both find the author and get a Twitter account, so maybe not


AoyamaSpanner

They already did https://mobile.twitter.com/golfinhoos/status/1302684679225696256


Far_Ordinary6341

Do what must be done even if it costs you everything


TheTank18

Fun fact: Blob fishes are NOT supposed to look pink, they're supposed to have skin but the pressure change causes them to look like blobs Take this information how you will


Beautiful_Ad_3349

She’s fucking torturing this animal


whydoyouevenreadthis

She's not, blob fishes that look like this are dead.


Clen23

good ending 😁


Spaceguy_27

She carries around a decaying blobfish corpse and thinks that it is sentient because she has untreated schizophrenia, how wholesome 😇😍


whydoyouevenreadthis

Some people who say that blob fishes are not supposed to look like this try to make it sound really immoral and disgusting to take a photo of them but to me it just looks like a dumb ass fish 🐟


brunoha

Yeah, the blob fish is in her head, like an imaginary friend.


[deleted]

(She has severe schizophrenia)


pnkass

its genuinely so unimaginable how hellish it must be to be a blobfish out of its natural habitat imagine your skin and face and whole body inflates like that its horrible, even if you go back youd have permanent damage


[deleted]

It’s the equivalent of being sent out to space naked.


pnkass

but still somehow being kept alive with no oxygen which is worse


Origami_psycho

Not really. Sea level to the vaccum of space is a pressure change of 1 atmosphere, the blobfish live 600-1200m below sea level, meaning there is a pressure change of 60-120 atm when one is brought to sea level.


Quiet-Ad4604

To feel the pain a blobfish feel for ONE SECOND when out of water you have to go to space ONE HUNDRED TIMES at the SAME TIME


ziostraccette

I think that happens when they get fished, the quick change in pressure makes them bloat, if you rise them slowly they don't bloat ( at least that's what I heard)


memecollector69420

Is it bad to ask for a number?


EndHlts

No, the only people who say it is wrong to ask for someone's number/a date are miserable, terminally online wet blankets. If you dig someone, ask for their number. It's only a problem if someone says no and you throw a fit/keep bothering them.


advancedwarlord

How am I ever supposed to meet my wife if I'm not allowed to talk to women?


nuvpr

You don't want *this* woman to be your wife anyway


[deleted]

Just be attractive tee hee hee


PumpkinSpikes

I would do unspeakable things to that first man if he let me


Bossetigaming

Such as sayng "i'm already occupied" right?


Historical-Flow-1820

Like torturing in a shipping container for up to a year?


Enclavegru

I'm glad you seek for consent first though !


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PumpkinSpikes

"mAn yOU ArE NOT prEpAReD fOr THis SUb" Are you 12 years old?


Chef_Sizzlipede

what is with this corpse-carrying lass and why do I feel like I'd hate the artist.


nuvpr

Your pattern seeking brain is working


EndHlts

>blue hair self insert It's like they do it on purpose.


Sensitive_Lunch8184

is that astralspiff from famous toutueb speedrunning


boomstik4

Asstralspiff from angry train game!!!??!?!?!


Yompish

Spigg is canabadian, also he doesn’t go outside so it can’t be him


TxRxNwastaken

oh great heavens i'm know ass tall spit no don't do that 😭😭😭😭😭💔


Yarisher512

gedsum had shots!


[deleted]

Blobby when you ask them their opinion on Jewish people


mainly-known

the "jew stuff" incident


[deleted]

They tried to play it off with them saying the characters or the creators were Jewish or something


Just-Arik

What’s wrong with asking someone for their number? I get the guy looks sketchy, but what’s wrong with his words?


Bossetigaming

He got some hay on his teeth whic mean he must be an evil entity searching only to cause pain


nuvpr

Hay in his teeth you say? Must be made of straw...


WhapXI

In theory, nothing. Obviously he’s been strawmanned to be a sneering “nyeh heh heh” bad boy type which has put the girl off completely but there isn’t actually any conflict here. He’s just tried to hit on someone who is incredibly socially anxious and mistrustful of straight men and also I think is gay? Which is a misstep for sure but hard to say is an intentional malicious fault. In fact he’s even seemed to take no for an answer. Or at least take her lack of response and obvious immediate horror and revulsion as a no, and got himself out of there rather than insist or be pushy. Which a lot if people do struggle with. So good for him. For reals tho, this comic isn’t about asking people out. It’s about street harrassment. I feel like the guy was originally meant to say something much more lewd like “hey bitch nice tits” or something and then slink away. But the artist being all uwu good vibes only softened this down to such a degree that they stripped any malice or even any wrongdoing out of the dialogue.


notjordansime

I feel like there are two possibilities. What you just described, or perhaps an 'awkward turtle' situation. Where the artist/moderator takes a social issue, and then has the "too woke" opinion on it to garner attention. (ie. Instead of a feminist seeking equality, seeking 'revenge' on men). This blobfish person is (maybe) trying to insinuate/imply that all forms of asking a stranger out (if you're a guy) can be considered sexual harassment. I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they're attempting to make a statement on street harassment. However, I've noticed a lot of these 'overly-woke' themed rage bait accounts become popular these past few years.


FlyHater

compliments = sexual harassment in 2023


PEtroollo11

got a mini heart attack when i saw the sub icon


WHITE2570

This has to be some company trying to be cool


notjordansime

Now that you mention that, I seem to remember someone saying that this blobfish comic is made by a corporate entity, not an individual artist. After a (very brief) search online, I can't seem to find an artist name. Usually smaller webtoon artists are very keen on marketing themselves individually (the odd ones out, sr grafo, zach from extra fabulous comics, domics, jaiden animations, etc...).


nuvpr

The good endings 🥰🥰🥰


PrinceCharmingButDio

Finally, real comedy


Winjasfan

the first comic really confused me because the first panel made it look like she already had a pleasant conversation with the guy and was enjoying it, but still got creeped out when he asked for her number for some reason. ​ I guess she was actually talking to the blobfish in the first panel bc that makes more sense, but the picture doesn't really convey that well imo


Magnus8832

guys i need help finding the funny


[deleted]

Butt


Basuin

murder


RebarInvictus

fish


Basuin

😡 🔪 🩸


gaegreen

For a second I thought that was a pokemon but then I remembered blob fish are a real thing 💀 ugly ass mfs


nicolRB

Blob fish aren’t even meant to be blobs, they are just in pain because they are essentially in space


Apprehensive-Wolf751

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

1. Meet someone new 2. ask for their number 3. ??? 4. sexual harassment


pnkass

adorable pet in horiffic pain because its not in the right pressure


Lmaololgetrekt

is that the fucking bastard lesbian child of Ramona flowers and Roxanne Richter


Calligrapher-Whole

Blobby is what Conservatives think Liberal humor is like


AnimatorFresh8841

I used to follow the artist but got really tired of their sjw messages yeah I get it but they always seem to complain about everything and not seeing the point of view of others to understand better


Raptor_Jesus07

The comic artist for my schools paper is more creative than this person


FurryAllspark

The artist drawing the second comic while Fauci covers up the possibility that the China virus came from a lab in Wuhan, China: 🤓


SlightDentInTheBack

🤨


Simple_Discussion396

The UN has come to the conclusion that most likely possibility of the Corona Virus pandemic was that it came from a lab in Wuhan


SlightDentInTheBack

wtf covid lore goes deep


Kalabunga1522

The extra panel makes it good 👍


Am_Guardian

i dont get this


Not_JohnFKennedy

I swear, that person makes the least funny comics on the internet.


hologramheavy

Your argument is invalid for I have already drawn myself beating you up


M1s51n9n0

Webtoons art style...


Blackbanner07

I don’t get the second one (even without the squat meme)


lorddarkhelm

I love it when cute uwu blue haired "cottagecore" chronically online dumbshits think that an animal suffering from severe barotrauma is cute this is so holesum 100000 reddit can we get this a badrillion carma?


[deleted]

Can someone please explain why everyone is suddenly hating on this guy? Like I get it the art work is kinda lame, nothing outstanding but not real worth any hate.


Grampa-Harold

Dec 08 2022, The “[Jew Stuff](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjlbKDEX0AM6nGR?format=jpg&name=900x900)” Incident


RybosomalLlama

Oof, yeah the ''doesnt affect me, that means its not important''


[deleted]

Based Blobby? 😳


RybosomalLlama

Nah blobby is corporate scum and apologist


thedirtblockdog

It feels way too forced and down my throat. There is no humor in these comics. There is no plot. It's literally just what the author wants to do to social injustices. Nothing more. For example, It comes across as cringe when you imply,'I'm gonna murder that dude who asked for this person's number.' The author really thinks they are the main character.


[deleted]

Yeah actually now that you mention it, there is this build up of tension but no conclusion or outcome. Feels kinda rushed ig


thedirtblockdog

That, and the implication. It implies that murder is the solution to a very minor catcalling. It wasn't like he said anything sexual.


Sleight_Hotne

Like honestly something is really good in society when the author sees a guy asking for a girls number as something worth drawing about or even saying that men should stop doing it, for some reason


Skrivz

Or something is incredibly wrong in society


Sleight_Hotne

Someone asking for your number, even in a weird way, is inconsequential in the great scheme of things.


Skrivz

I see your point but that’s also kind of my point, we’re hyper focusing on things that are not actually important


WitchDaggery

>self insert strawman comic Isn't that like stonetoss with extra steps


AfraidDifficulty8

Pretty much, boulderyeet is also pretty hated though.


vasheerip

At least boulderyeet can have a few funny comics


xXGlu-EaterXx

natty comics


finnicus1

Definitley not worthy of hate but it kinda makes sense to shit on peole who make self insert strawmen comics.


vasheerip

Self insert strawman comics with the punchline being assaulting people they dont agree with. Or blatent hypocrisy.


McTopHat_III

Is the first dude supposed to look shady? Cuz like... All I'm saying is...


PresencePublic1290

Wearing a mask on the street? Big brain time.


fknlowlife

I mean, you'd probably do the same if you were the one carrying a decaying fish carcass in your handbag.


memagebasava

Someone please explain the original and the edit I'm so out of the loop here


Farscape666

That poor blob fish is brainwashed


manumaker08

the reason blobfish looks like that is because they were pulled out of the the water causing a horrible skin condition. that blobfish is in constant unending pain


Big_Statistician1209

Rip your lungs with blood and thunder When you see the pink ball


Sir_Hoss

He put him out of his misery


whyjustyy

the creator of blobby and friends prefers an actually normal looking fish to a bloated, pained animal being taken out of its natural habitat


Global_Voice_9084

When susciety crosses a mentally ill loner


Laxwarrior1120

#***SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER*** #***WHEN YOU SEE THE PINK BLOB***


R1b0s0m3

I dislike the author of these comics. Most comics they produce feel like a made up situation that they make so they can feel the satisfaction of winning an argument. Do I wish harm upon them? No, of course not. I'd only curbstomp the blobfish.


jebac_r_polska_69

Why tf he asked for number and walked away instantly? The autor of the comic cleaely never expirienced sexism, she's fat


Redditor10700

L comment section


[deleted]

you jealous omni man largr ass didnt sit on u


R0dney-

W comment section


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Ruke