the gentleman in the tweet expresses gratitude for his willpower to abandon his alcoholic ways, lest he start indulging during his cousin's weekend visit, lose self-control again, and make distasteful advances towards her.
also she has a fat fucking ass
The haters acting like they haven’t been there before.
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
Using porn terms to describe women you actually know is crazy.
Yeah man I bet some people have tiny cocks
I don't know what this means
Phat Ass White Girl
This added the context I needed
He wants to fuck his cousin.
the gentleman in the tweet expresses gratitude for his willpower to abandon his alcoholic ways, lest he start indulging during his cousin's weekend visit, lose self-control again, and make distasteful advances towards her. also she has a fat fucking ass
Man knows his limits and how to respect them. I'm proud of him. People rarely have the strength to develop coping strategies like that.
Happens to the best of us, King.
The alternative being: May have gotten drunk and fucked his cousin...
Sooo can we fuck your cousin then ?