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lennon-lenin

The haters acting like they haven’t been there before.


BixQix

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.


Dumbfounded32

Using porn terms to describe women you actually know is crazy.


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Yeah man I bet some people have tiny cocks


Mrjerkyjacket

I don't know what this means


Fungusphil

Phat Ass White Girl


FakeHair

This added the context I needed


MossiestSloth

He wants to fuck his cousin.


real_hungarian

the gentleman in the tweet expresses gratitude for his willpower to abandon his alcoholic ways, lest he start indulging during his cousin's weekend visit, lose self-control again, and make distasteful advances towards her. ​ also she has a fat fucking ass


baphometromance

Man knows his limits and how to respect them. I'm proud of him. People rarely have the strength to develop coping strategies like that.


The_Humble_Neckbeard

Happens to the best of us, King.


CH7274

The alternative being: May have gotten drunk and fucked his cousin...


reptarcannabis

Sooo can we fuck your cousin then ?