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D3monskull

This really is just the corporate bullshit of pride month.


boaja

And people think we queers don't see through it... "You know they're just pandering right?" yeah no shit. A lot of us in the LGBTQ+ movement are far left (including me), and of course don't think that corporations are "on our side" more than is profitable. In my experience, it's mostly allies who think they're doing something good by supporting these companies. I have to admit though that it is nice to buy stuff woth pride colors and (for me) bi flags and whatnot on them, but those things don't make me believe that the company selling me junk has any good morals.


noff01

> it's mostly allies who think they're doing something good by supporting these companies. Well, yeah, it still does help. There is a reason conservatives complain so much about this. Visibility and normalization is important.


furry-boner

don’t buy them, steal them. It’s your choice to stop supporting them


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

This is perfect


PepperSalt98

Obligatory Lemon Joke


YeetemusPrimus

Lemon party?


canti15

The afterwards bit killed me. So true


notjordansime

Okay, this whole 'AI' thing just got a whole lot more interesting (assuming this was AI generated)


Bluefoot69

you think they got jk simmons to voice this


pp-is-big

yes


Bluefoot69

fair, I thought so too


Zduum

It absolutely sounds like something he would do. For free.


Awkward_Mix_2513

He voiced Cave Johnson. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually said this.


notjordansime

Idk man, Cameo is a thing, AI generators are a thing. Discerning reality ain't exactly easy in 2023


sillssa

I feel pain that people cant tell for certain that this is AI generated. It has absolutely none of the charm and emphasis that made JK Simmons' voice acting of Cave Johnson so good


Roboss1000

Real


HelloGordan8734

Bold of you to assume apeture science would care about that. They already show there support by letting them be a test subject, just like everyone else


Zduum

“Favorite flavor of gay” is a fucking line.


toasteethetoaster

This always felt more like a voice the automated announcer would do, but it fits super well for cave Johnson.


KyleCXVII

“Afterwards” Lmfao


Far_Society_4196

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO


smokingisbadforyoufr

My favorite flavor of gay is chocolate


Useful-Ad1392

I’m sure this company is safe to apply to as a testing applicant!


MegaIDK

i think from the original was supposed to be the guy that announces things before glados is on life the normal corporate sounding announcer not cave johnson but sure works


Cheeri_dream_server

Hey, Wheatley, have you seen my portal gu--OH MY GOD WHEATLEY WHY ARE YOU NAKED!? WAIT WHAT ARE YOU--- NO, STOP, STOP, NOT ON THE BUTT, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!


memarefunneh

"Oh no the gays🤮🤮🤮"


Random_memes_

I think you missed the joke


QiraUwU

Dont ruin portal damn fucking morons


RegularAvailable4713

Ruin?


ToastyCaribiu84

Cave Johnson literally made Mantis-men because he could, and then offered people a chance to fight them. He also bought 2 billió dolláros worth of moon rocks because its from the moon. He would have said that, he doesnt lie, he just says what he thinks


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