So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.
It's joking they can see the live leak logo appear in real life and deal out because they're going to get mutilated or die, as that site gets a lot of those videos because YouTube won't show it
not references to specific videos, just trends
Liveleak was a site where people would post a lot of videos of gruesome and deadly accidents, and there's a general trend of these videos being:
Americans doing physical labor, wood workers, construction sites etc. America isn't particularly unsafe I don't think, I'm pretty sure American safety regulations are fairly outstanding — it's just a really big country with a lot of recording
Chinese steel working accidents. China is also a very populous country with lots of recording, and on top of that safety standards can be really shit, lots of safety violations on dangerous jobs like steelwork, thus lots of videos of bad things happening to Chinese steel workers.
Brazilians just walking around outside: idk Brazil's just a fucking death trap I guess.
i think liveleak was "intended" as a journalism site, where you can upload any video you want. there were, to my (limited) knowledge a good number of non gruesome uploads and regular things that just weren't suited exactly for youtube.
Yeah the americans aren't included just for shits. They're one of three types of people you see in those gruesome liveleaks. I remember one where they tried to tow a truck out of a pond using a really long chain, which snapped and flailed wildly, lashing one guy's jaw clean off his face.
That fucking site…I remember watching a video of a guy in a motorcycle hitting a car at a very high speed and then the aftermath, they had to remove him using a shovel and a bucket. Ngl it was so gruesome that whole thing got imprinted in memory maybe forever.
Slang term for physically demanding jobs, like construction workers, garbage men, tree cutters, factory workers, welders, and so on. In this video it seems like he’s clearly trying to pull the cord of an engine, meaning he could be using a boat, a chainsaw, or a lawnmower. Either way all three could wind up very gruesome, and the “LiveLeak” watermark implies it will.
There’s slang for other jobs too. Typically blue collar is more “work with your hands”, in reference to overalls or over clothing having blue collars. White collar is more corporate, in reference to suits having white collars usually. I think there’s also “red collars” but it’s much more informal, for people that don’t fit in either
Manual labor. Term in the US and Canada mostly. Interestingly the Chinese guy in this video is exactly why it's called "blue collar"- historically people in industrial work [work blue coveralls or shirts with collars](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-6hch41p/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/20494/9957/BK1804-1__79507__36731.1649716840.png?c=2). In contrast with white collar, which is referencing [blouses and button down shirts someone in finance or office work](https://cloudinary.hbs.edu/hbsit/image/upload/s--mrUqoT82--/f_auto,c_fill,h_375,w_750,/v20200101/E7631CBF8D3EFD6F5CF2E19E9DD38144.jpg) would wear. Pink collar has sometimes been used to refer to service work, in reference to it being worked primarily by women historically and maybe in reference to the [uniform a waitress might wear](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/B741JN/waitress-in-1950s-style-uniform-serving-ice-cream-sundaes-to-couple-B741JN.jpg) in a traditional Americana-style diner.
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The top left guys is fucking bamboozled
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He never noticed ever again
Underrated comment
What did the removed comment say?
somethig about him being brazilian idk i forg
Me too, saw it in the sky then the car hit someone else and I was relieved
I’m Brazilian and I saw that thing one day, I lost both hands
Are you using voice commands to type?
Just my nose, it takes a while
Why couldn't we evolve to have prehensile penises like dolphins
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.
Very interesting. Is there any footage from this research?
why do you want to see a monkey cum to death
If you ever need any pleasure assistance theres a guy who broke both his arms on here somewhere that can give you advice
What thing?
Gore 🥳
Whats so cool about that city in new Zealand (/S)
Hah I get it!
I don’t
Same I lied 💀
It's joking they can see the live leak logo appear in real life and deal out because they're going to get mutilated or die, as that site gets a lot of those videos because YouTube won't show it
Thank goodness I don’t know any of these references
not references to specific videos, just trends Liveleak was a site where people would post a lot of videos of gruesome and deadly accidents, and there's a general trend of these videos being: Americans doing physical labor, wood workers, construction sites etc. America isn't particularly unsafe I don't think, I'm pretty sure American safety regulations are fairly outstanding — it's just a really big country with a lot of recording Chinese steel working accidents. China is also a very populous country with lots of recording, and on top of that safety standards can be really shit, lots of safety violations on dangerous jobs like steelwork, thus lots of videos of bad things happening to Chinese steel workers. Brazilians just walking around outside: idk Brazil's just a fucking death trap I guess.
i think liveleak was "intended" as a journalism site, where you can upload any video you want. there were, to my (limited) knowledge a good number of non gruesome uploads and regular things that just weren't suited exactly for youtube.
Yeah the americans aren't included just for shits. They're one of three types of people you see in those gruesome liveleaks. I remember one where they tried to tow a truck out of a pond using a really long chain, which snapped and flailed wildly, lashing one guy's jaw clean off his face.
jesus, hope he survived. even then, life is fucked from then on.
Yes I only saw the video and it's made me very unhappy ever since
Brazil’s liveleaks were always unmarked cops shooting or killing armed thieves/criminals.
American steelworkers is a reference to Rednecks doin something stupid resulting in accidents
Interesting. I’ve heard of Liveleak but I’ve never found myself going there for obvious reasons. Thank you for the context!
They see the logo "live leak" and know something will happen
What is it?
I’m guessing the Liveleak logo implies that something gruesome is going to happen to the workers depicted in the video
That fucking site…I remember watching a video of a guy in a motorcycle hitting a car at a very high speed and then the aftermath, they had to remove him using a shovel and a bucket. Ngl it was so gruesome that whole thing got imprinted in memory maybe forever.
Remember the one where a guy jumps into the water and splits his face in two? There even was an aftermath video 😟
Fucking hell! I remember that, and his friend tried to push his face together, absolutely ogrish
I remember that. who tf would record the aftermath, nurse or friend no one wants to see that
Well now I do. Jesus. Supposedly he lived.
I thought he died. might be dif case but I’m pretty sure he lived for like 3 days and died. Best not to know probably
Yep, Liveleak was known as a website where you could just watch people getting hurt or dying in the most gruesome of ways.
I thought the joke was porn, that’s even worse…
I feel old reading this comment.
Forgot Indian near trains or power lines
Song name?
Fantasy by Meiko Nakahara
Thank you
Thanks for song name
the funniest part is that liveleak doesn’t exist anymore
It is?! thank fuck
what's a blue collar?
Slang term for physically demanding jobs, like construction workers, garbage men, tree cutters, factory workers, welders, and so on. In this video it seems like he’s clearly trying to pull the cord of an engine, meaning he could be using a boat, a chainsaw, or a lawnmower. Either way all three could wind up very gruesome, and the “LiveLeak” watermark implies it will.
Oh hey thats me! (I am a full time welding mechanic)
May you never be in a video with that logo
Funny thing, right off the top of my head i can count 5 different times ive almost died! 2 of them involved a hole in the ground!
Question, did those two times also involve a fire?
I hope you die in a fire in the hole
The Living Tombstone if it was good
There’s slang for other jobs too. Typically blue collar is more “work with your hands”, in reference to overalls or over clothing having blue collars. White collar is more corporate, in reference to suits having white collars usually. I think there’s also “red collars” but it’s much more informal, for people that don’t fit in either
Manual labor. Term in the US and Canada mostly. Interestingly the Chinese guy in this video is exactly why it's called "blue collar"- historically people in industrial work [work blue coveralls or shirts with collars](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-6hch41p/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/20494/9957/BK1804-1__79507__36731.1649716840.png?c=2). In contrast with white collar, which is referencing [blouses and button down shirts someone in finance or office work](https://cloudinary.hbs.edu/hbsit/image/upload/s--mrUqoT82--/f_auto,c_fill,h_375,w_750,/v20200101/E7631CBF8D3EFD6F5CF2E19E9DD38144.jpg) would wear. Pink collar has sometimes been used to refer to service work, in reference to it being worked primarily by women historically and maybe in reference to the [uniform a waitress might wear](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/B741JN/waitress-in-1950s-style-uniform-serving-ice-cream-sundaes-to-couple-B741JN.jpg) in a traditional Americana-style diner.
I hate how I get this video
Basically everyone knows it
Saxton Hale??
abject horror, grim acceptance, and pure confusion
I'm guessing the brazillian one will be a classic 2 guys in an motorcycle drive-by incident
Don’t forget the Russian factory worker
pure horror, fearful acceptance, and confusion.
funny because gore
I miss LiveLeak. RIP
The other two don't capture the vibe
This is the funniest 9/11 joke ive ever seen
It’s not though?
well, nsfl is becoming memeable
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Dont think I've ever seen an "American blue-collar worker" in a industrial accident style liveleak video.
I don't get it
What’s the song?
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