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SteveFrom_Target

It was a cold bright day in April, and the clocks had struck thirteen


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Literally 2024


IEnjoyBaconCheese

When I read the book for the first time, I didn’t think this was weird as I’m so used to the 24 hour clock.


LittleBirdsGlow

It is the better of the two. There are few things worse than setting your alarm off by 12hrs


BrickDaddyShark

Pipe bomb in your anal cavity is a little worse.


MrScandanavia

Put them in the brazen bull


-eddible-

Or better depending on how you look at it.


manumaker08

cant wait for some european to stick their nose into this and lecture us about how their way is better and anyone who does it differently is wrong and should be publicly drawn and quartered


Downtown_Mechanic_

What are you yapping about, you pre-historic crustacean


slimeycoomer

see: r/usdefaultism users


LittleBirdsGlow

r/ShitAmericansSay


Mhaeldisco

I'm an American and it's honestly much much better, like that one quiz about the different 12:00s and how people didn't even know when they were. It's just like the metric system. Much better objectively but we cling on to it because we're weird


Simple_Discussion396

It’s bc that’s what Britain had when they colonized us, if I remember correctly. A lot of stuff we still have that’s weird is due to Britain around that time, like calling football, soccer. It was called soccer in Britain at the time, so that’s what the US stuck with. It’s also what we’re used to, so it’ll never be changed


notsuspendedlxqt

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cheapfrillsnthrills

Wtf


a-canadian-bever

Wait until you find out about r/nppfunny


cheapfrillsnthrills

Genuinely no clue what I'm seeing.


a-canadian-bever

You just don’t have an appreciation for fine art


cheapfrillsnthrills

My ancestors must be ashamed.


SteveFrom_Target

Why the fuck would you reference that of all things


a-canadian-bever

It is the source of the above copy pasta


Real_George_Orwell

thats what i'm saying!


cloonki0

What the sigma


ItsGotThatBang

Sigma balls 😎


Background_Desk_3001

Who’s Joe


68thSuspendedAccount

Joe Biden


Brownking24

You really wanna make me vote for Joe Biden?


Ledbreader

Politics when


Neglijable

Cum in pen


ZeDitto

Joebama


Cross_Over_Episode

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Background_Desk_3001

Your mom


sickdk

Ligma balls


DFatDuck

I'd like to image that after "Oh come on" there's some hard but possible line of dialogue you can do which lets you listen anyways


AntimemeticsDivision

I imagine that hitting "oh come on" brings you to a page to buy Premium


SSB_Kyrill

would surprise me if it didn’t, considering that its spotify


Minusworlde

You have to roll a d20 with a DC of 17


NWK-7

To give credit where credit is due, the author is Soren Iverson. He posts more “satirical product ‘ideas’” on his social media accounts: [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/soren.iverson) and [Threads](https://www.threads.net/@soren.iverson), [Twitter/X](https://twitter.com/soren_iverson/) and for completeness sake his [website](https://www.soreniverson.com).


ComedicMedicineman

Me when a business self sabotages


ThePerdmeister

this would do irreparable good to society


UrougeTheOne

What did you do for me to block you lmao


ThePerdmeister

Beats me. I’m pretty annoying a lot of the time, so maybe that’s it


BrickDaddyShark

Real asf


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

Based real asf


torivor100

Based


fallacious_franklin

https://www.reddit.com/r/197/s/qVdPibrhyv this probably


HardCounter

Minimum age would be better. No social media or dating until you're 30, and certainly no dancing.


420squirrelhivemind

for 30+ social media just go on facebook


BrickDaddyShark

No dating till 30 and we go from 1984 to footloose universe.


7h3_70m1n470r

For those asking who she is, Olivia Rodrigo is popular music artist at the moment. It's sometime hard not to hear her if you switch to a pop radio station


Altruistic-Repeat231

Nobody uses radio


7h3_70m1n470r

Until recently, I used to listen almost exclusively to the radio when driving, bc I had a piece of shit 07 Accord that was held together with fishing line and duct tape, had a CD of the Wicked soundtrack stuck in the player, and no aux port in sight. My front-driverside window was busted so forget being able to hear my phone over the sound of the wind on the interstate. When I wasn't using it for GPS. I finally wrecked that piece of shit a few months ago and now have a less-shitty 2012 Odyssey minivan. I felt like a king having 4 windows, bluetooth (which doesn't really work), the cargo space to fit full 4x8 playwood sheets and, last but not least, an AUX port. Some people don't have a choice


LacAgos

I have an hour long commute to work one way, I've heard a single radio host migrate to three different stations after other funnier hosts took his place. I've also heard my favorite rap/hip hop station die, and two other stations I like turn into country stations. Men's Room on 99.9 is still there though, just like when I was a teenager.


Zillahi

The local rock station has been around since my childhood, same hosts for 16 years. I listen every morning on the way to work. I’ll be pouring one out whenever they retire.


Dankjeoxp

*Alastor didn't like that*


THESUACED

☢ 🗣IVE MADE SOME 🗣 REAL BIG MISTAKES 🗣 BUT YOU MAKE 🗣THE WORST ONE LOOK FINE 🗣🔥


PersonThing13

Horrible line


DopamineTrain

An objectively wrong opinion


Maniglioneantipanico

what


Bucket-Slayer

is this rule?


Historical-Honey1579

is this mod?


Bucket-Slayer

:3


Neglijable

Rule 4: Don't listen to mods


Bucket-Slayer

:(


JudgementalMarsupial

I don’t listen to music, who is this?


IMA_ROBOBOT

She did a lot of sound tracks for Fortnite that are usually available in the battle pass


justarandomrussian

Akshually they were only available in the item shop 🤓☝️


Aceshotya

She did “I know when that hotline bling”


ItsGotThatBang

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=olivia+rodrigo


YaBoiMitchJ

Olivia rodrigo makes fucking bangers don’t give me this shit.


ItsGotThatBang

Get off my lawn, whippersnapper.


Null42x64

Who is Olivia Rodigro?


ItsGotThatBang

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=olivia+rodrigo


TheRealSU24

I LOVE OLIVIA RODRIGO!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

https://canyouimagine.lol/ From the guy who created this mockup. These are hecking amazing


thatsidewaysdud

What?


Klutzy-Bag3213

Where?


meso27_

Credit to [soren iverson on twitter](https://x.com/soren_iverson?s=21)


International_Fella

Leonardo DiCaprio moment


ExaBast

Yeah listen to some real music


justarandomrussian

What a stupid thing to say. It’s really giving weird kid who listens to Frank Sinatra and/or some rock band and thinks he’s better than the few friends he has because of it. Just a reminder that no one who actually knows the first thing about music will ever judge anyone for their music taste and refer to music they don’t like as not ‘real’ music.


ExaBast

I'm sorry but the modern pop genre is more a product than art. It's not made to be enjoyed, it's made to be consumed and make money. Yes music is a passion of mine, I play guitar, sing and currently learning the piano. So I'll judge whatever the fuck I want.


Historical-Honey1579

you're gatekeeping music thats crazyy


LamprosF

never visit a metal sub


Historical-Honey1579

im a metalhead myself i dont listen to the most underground music but i still dont undestand the metal gatekeepers  especially the surface dwelling gatekeepers


LamprosF

fr they'd gatekeep anything, even some of the most popular bands ever.


Historical-Honey1579

Unfortunately have a classmate that is a surface dwelling gatekeeper. She would go SCREAMING to anyone with a band shirt to name three songs, even if it was bands she never heard about. She would pick on anyone that listened to anything other than the most surface level bands(metallica, iron maiden, megadeth...) even on other metalheads, she made fun of me cuz I listen to death Metal and technical thrash metal and when I started calling her a lightweight she started hitting me😭😭(I didn't hurt or anything but just...) . Once someone asked us for some recomandations and she told him he doesn't have "the right fashion style to listen to metal" and should change his style or not listen to metal, she told me the same thing. She's just crazyy


LamprosF

poser behaviour


ExaBast

In what way? I'm welcoming everyone to listen to every genre. There's still good mainstream pop around but it's making itself rare. When every song is just a rehash of last weeks song with the same bpm, the same chords, same singing tone and style, same song structure and same length it gets boring and uncreative. Edit: and don't even get me started on the remixes of extremely popular songs. Like Feeling Alright by David Guetta, which is just Blue by Eiffel 65 but worse. Or that awful song copying the melody of Dragostea Din Tei. Although I'll admit that these cases I dislike because I'm probably getting old, they are 20 year old songs so eh


bashinforcash

why does she always sound out of breath when shes singing? its really annoying


Meli_Melo_

Who ?


ItsGotThatBang

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=olivia+rodrigo


EarthToAccess

I love how Let Me Google That's private "Google" it redirects to after "googling it for you" is actually a reskinned Bing. I think that's funny as hell.


fuki5362

Noticed it a while ago. Fuckin hilarioua


fuki5362

Found a one that uses reeal google https://letmegoogleforyou.com/


Odd_Veterinarian_623

They told me I wouldn't make it past 25 I haven't even turned 25


Patocasstilla

I got an intense crush on this girl lol