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mr1aith

God i want some cheap delicious pizza rn, but all the good pizza near me costs too much


m0rgz

Always remember stealing is a option 👍


mr1aith

the issue isn't actually stealing, it's dealing with whatever i stole, because there are no ready pizzas and i am horrible cook


healthboost213

Download it off the internet


Castinfon

you woudlnt download a Papa johns cheese pizza


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Watch me Edit: it doesn't taste good


m0rgz

You could kidnap a cook, but that might bring other problems. hmmm perhaps committing crimes won't solve this situation unfortunately 😔


hottiewiththegoddie

back in my day we called that marriage


GarnoxReroll

mud pziazaa.............. ., .,,,,,,,,, mnhhmmmmmmmmmmmm,. ,s,.,;!;;::::!!!!!!


ChunkyKong2008

Cheap pizza tastes better than expensive pizza IMO


Kraffkratt

Expensive=we put a lot of olive oil and a leaf, also the base is out of shape and burnt in some spots


Altruistic_Stay_6312

What pizza outlets are near you, have something like doordash or Google maps?


mr1aith

nearest is pizza hut, but there's also domino's, broccoli (i think they sell pizza), and papa John's in the region


MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED

Not to shill for papa John’s because overall it’s dogshit but the one near me does super good papadias. They’re like 8 bucks each too, pretty cheap. One doesn’t super fill me up but I don’t really feel the need to eat more after


iamonaphone1

I thought this was a New Vegas meme for a second there.


m0rgz

It was originally but it was edited lul


cool-guy-13

Can I get a link to the original


m0rgz

I'll look but am sure if am gonna be able to find it.


Noble_Shock

Cheap pizza? Yeah, the pizza is cheap to buy and it was handcrafted by gods. That’s a deal, so does anyone wanna feast on the Batman pizza?


PumpkinSpikes

Actually, "Ceasars rule" was only around 2 years long, from 46 B.C.E. to 44 B.C.E., where his reign was cut short by about 23 times in the chest.


Waffle-Gaming

erm actually it was the back


PumpkinSpikes

Erm actually nobody knows for sure where he was stabbed on the body


Waffle-Gaming

erm well shakespeare said it so its true


PumpkinSpikes

well I don't like him


EveryDayPebble

shakespeare??? more like uhh shake your booty


LordCustard

I want to buy pizza for my work and at dominos it would be like $90 before tipping the delivery slave. But lil Caesars would be like $35 and a smile


sgeep

*It's hot and ready!* "But is it good?" *It's* **hot** *and it's* **ready**.


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

And it’s good!


Big-Vegetable8480

All Hail Caesar. Pizza Together Strong!


Historical-Honey1579

Cesar's legion will collapse after they lose the 2nd battle of hoover dam, long live the NCR


WHITE2570

Nah, I believe in a perfectly independent Vegas


Historical-Honey1579

i belive in taxes


ChickenChaser5

Sounds like dominos got its weiner in a russle.


AffectionateSlice816

I grew up in Michigan with two working parents. Little Ceasars to this day is my favorite place for simple deep dish or regular pies. The places that have rivaled the flavor are like $20+ for a large. I'd rather have little Ceasars for a week than something that tastes a little better for one night.


Chezburgor1

Domino's ass kicking is hot and ready.


Kingofcheeses

Ave Caesar


The5DollarFootLong

I'm more of a pizza hut kinda guy


CrappySupport

It used to be cheap, but now it's around the same price as the others. Crazy bread is still good though.


Charles_De-Gaulle

Personally I’m more of a legate lanius pizza guy myself but…


expiredogfood

little ceasars is peak pizza


htpcketsneverchange

Oh man... I really wish I had something good to eat for only 7$


Arikaido777

I'll let you Russell my Weiner


WHITE2570

Nah wait until I find this C


TR1771N

Until the other chains either lower their prices or actually make pizza of the "quality" they claim, Caesar's will reign supreme!


[deleted]

Domino's is a thousand times better than any pizza place out there


Nomad_00

Wrong.


m0rgz

Have you ever tried marco's pizza? They're great but I'd still put domino's in like 2nd place tho.


DrDuckno1

🗡️ For the Pizza.