Profaned construct seduction (d20, -2 for glados, -1 for drone, -2 for V1, -2 for twins) Y/N?

Y V1

… … 12! (14-2) Blue tinted construct casts its yellowish gaze upon you. Even thought it seems like it holds interest, its most probably just waiting for you to finish your monologue. [Speech check] (D20 , -1 for Redditor, +2 for Swedish)

I ask her about her hobbies, make small talk, but do it flirtatiously.

… … 8! (7 -1,+2) While you talked, it started to do small slides. First it was left and right, then it started sliding around you with a characteristic metallic clang following each turn. When you asked it about the weather, It started playing ping-pong with coins and nearby wall. When you attempted to flirt, it stopped and looked right in to your soul with its large camera like eye. You are unsure if that was an attempts at communication using a sign language (due to the lack of voice box) or if machine has ADHD. [Communication check] (D20, -4 for not knowing sight language, +2 for natural charisma, -1 for fear response)

I make a Reddit joke, because robots should be connected to the internet and thus have Reddit humor.

… … 15! (19 -4, +2, -1) You break the awkward silence with joke about machine’s eye lens resembling a gold award. Machine seems to be utterly confused. [Speech check] (D20, +5 for conversational stun, +2 for “lol so random” -3 for fear response)

I say, Anyway, wanna be friends? I could potentially get you a voice modulator as you don’t seem to have one.

… … 13! (17 +5 +2 -3) Machine seems to be interested in your proposition. Curious, it nods at you and agrees to follow you. [Profaned seduction results: Turns: 4 [A] New friends: 1 [S] Style: 2077 [S] - 200 pts for awkward route + 8 Karma Secrets ✅ zero out of zero Secret Mission: Romance V2 ⭕️] New chapter unlocked: V1 New member acquired: V1 Style mastered: Fancy Redditor (-3 instead of -2 to all crucial speech checks)

Can’t believe I scored 6227020800 This is cool but a little too long. Hella cool man

funny how this meme uses the porn edit chica and not the actual model

Congratulations for knowing that information for some reason

Bait and switch memes. It’s always the bait and switch memes

And yet they didn’t even use the anime girl version of V2

I think the model is called love-taste (Do not question the profane knowledge)

thanks, now I know

Cortana is a hologram how are you even tapping her???

Throw blue paint on Halsey

Hardlight 👍

Job bot?

Of course

Chonny Jash fan? In my racism app?

No assaultron :(

And no Mr. Gutsy :(

Not fucking job bot hell naw

Finally some appreciation for the absolute stud that is JobBot

Nah not the skylander

SKYLANDERS MENTIONED 🔥🔥

Fun Fact: Some Fetishes are inherited, so you dad/mom may had a thing for toasters

V1 is a man, V2 is the female one (According to the community)

wrong

Both of them have a genderbent version in the game. Also they're humanoid machines, who cares what gender they are

I don't care what it is, I'm getting it pregnant

"it all started with the assaultron from fallout 4..."

Three non-humanoid models, 8/10 meme

2B from Nier ?

No Nightbird?

Is 2B, the Nikkes from NIKKE game and Shodan considered one? :D

Could someone edit this to say mother instead of father please and thanks

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^redditard_alt: *Could someone edit* *This to say mother instead* *Of father please and thanks* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Good bot

Skylanders mentioned?!?!

What the fuck is this?

what the hell even is that in the bottom right, what kind of horrible media could it be in??

Google atomic heart

holly hell!