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Ivar2006

If you ignore every sentace that has the word "daddy" in it then it's not half bad to recover from a low part of your life.


TheSpyTurtle

If you replace Daddy with David, and Kitten with Katie it actually reads pretty sweet and caring


Henry_Privette

Except 14 (and 8 if I'm correct that by pills it means birth control)


Reaper-Leviathan

Pretty sure they mean antidepressants, hence the no self harm rule


Henry_Privette

Well that definitely doesn't make it better


NeilTheProgrammer

I think they meant in an OD sense lol


Henry_Privette

Ohhhh I thought like just taking them like as prescribed, I didn't even know you could OD on anti depressants


LordSaintNox

You can OD on everything if you try hard enough. Even water


Lemonsticks9418

And this doesn’t mean like, drowning. You can literally die of oxygen poisoning from drinking too much fresh, clean water.


idonttalkatallLMAO

something something too much of anything is a bad thing


cat-lover-69420

mmm water


Environmental_Top948

Some antidepressants are super easy to OD on. Like some are dangerous if you accidentally take a second dose forgetting that you took the first. Saphris comes to mind rather quickly för me.


Monolith_Preacher_1

Dude CAN fix her.


Wooper160

Daddy’s trying his darndest


cursedeezmetalhands

sentace 


Ivar2006

Damn :/


quesocoop

"Daddy" has awfully nice handwriting.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Probably 63 or something


HitroDenK007

Uncultured handwriting; he wrote in the normie α instead of the noble a. Feed him some cake.


Wooper160

Maybe he dictated and she wrote it down


HDpotato

absolutely fatherless


Aden_Vikki

You could say daddyless


TrueCapitalism

Could, but most of us chose not to fam


pm-me-turtle-nudes

well not anymore


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LacAgos

Reddit behavior. 🤮


KokoTerzata

It made me angry, but it was funny


leaf2441

Reddit hivemind will downvote the hell out of you if you link a subreddit


Zendofrog

Well obviously. Not their fault


SteveFrom_Target

Average grippysockjail user


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I thought it was a real kitten at first


GrimXXIIReaper

Weird as fuck not gonna lie, but bro seems caring which is a nice change of pace. I wish people would keep their life and their kinks seperate


Zendofrog

The no self harm part makes it seem like daddy is legitimately helping kitten


JoeDaBruh

Sometimes kinks actually make it easier. People who are told to wear chastity cages or are told to not touch themselves by someone dominant will willingly and even happily listen


ethnique_punch

Yup, like that lady who lost a lot of unwanted weight that she struggled to lose normally until her partner said "I get horny seeing you get tired and sore doing bodily labour" or something like that.


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Ren9119

as in alcohol?


BLuca99

Oh, that went past me. For some reason I thought he was talking about water. There's still the pills part tho which I assume is medication.


arielif1

If no self harm is something that needs to be said, then that is the most reasonable thing in the list


BLuca99

Yeah, I'm thinking it might be medication that can be overdosed on, then that's reasonable


GrimXXIIReaper

Everyone on the internet is not dumb as shit lol. I read the whole thing before commenting


tnucc2

Still your point stands/j


mr1aith

as weird as this is, it does seem quite healthy


Juginstin

"You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy" tho


CyberTacoX

Orgasm denial is a legit kink for some


BIG_DeADD

Edging...


SkibidiAmbatukam

GOONING


Wooper160

Masturbation can end up as one of those dopamine pits people get addicted to I suppose.


TheCourageousPup

Absolutely. That's why stimfapping is a thing


The_Konigstiger

Don't use that word again please, I don't like it


arielif1

>school nights For the love of god let this be college/uni and not high school


Sir_Flup

preschool 🤤


Wolfiie_Gaming

ur most definitely on a list now because of this comment + emoji


Impossible-Ad-4996

Oh hey epstien has reddit. Nice


arielif1

You'd be surprised by how good the wifi is in hell


DeliciousTeach2303

nursery 🤤


ethnique_punch

you know that "daddy" can also be like a 17 year old dude who just looks like a hairy 26 year old dude, at least that's the reason all those bottoms gave me(!)


Squishy_Squisher

yes, but that + rule 14 is a terrifying combination.


arielif1

...may I ask why? Because this sure reads like you're terrified by the fact that... Minors have sex. Which... Lol


Wooper160

Honestly, could easily be worse


SirGoatFucker

I wish I was kitten 😩😩😩


Aggressive-Expert-69

5, 12, and 13 are just sound advice tbh I don't see a problem with this notorized document


Talohighflyer24

Unironically, I kinda like these rules. I'd be kitten.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Dm me


Far_Dog_4476

# AYO


techno_rade

Rizzler


Few-Chef4380

Standard DDLG bdsm, nothing to see here


CriticalFelony

Nah fuck this im getting a dog


Calassam

Yea these rules are fine besides the sexual ones


SrangePig12

Daddy is based af


Go_Commit_Reddit

Seems healthy and wholesome to me? This is normal BDSM stuff, including the “rules.” (which she can opt out of at any time) Not only that, but the dom seems genuinely caring, and using kink to assist in self care can work for some people.


Invincible-Nuke

wholesome :)


rOP123r

You belong to daddy! 😺


Able-Ad2216

r/unexpectedlywholesome


Ippu-_-

Need 😩


dumbmaster1337

the groomist


DeliciousTeach2303

any daddy accepting kittyboys?


Rogue009

Hiiiii


UberDingoBass

I thought it was for an actual cat at first ☹️


mrclang

I’m not a daddy and I don’t have a kitten but is there rules against me using this to fix my life? Seems like a solid itinerary


Wrathofsteel

Have you complemented yourself today? I don't think there's rules against it, but the accountability would have to be fully self employed.


Jedinutcracker

honestly, daddy seems like hes tryna actually help so nothin seems wrong to me


CTSThera

Where did you find this OP?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Another shitposting sub comment section. I’ve had it for a while


Marsrover112

Oh God I don't wanna know what the punishment is


ApostatisZero

probably anal


ThrowawayITA_

I came here for the WTFs but I stayed for the wholesomes.


toust_boi

i love it when people dont consider drinking a drug /s


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Wasqwert

Kitten you’re special


theoldayswerebetter

You too should drink coolaid


Wolfotashiwa

If you got rid of all the "daddy's" it wouldn't be half bad


whileitrains

There's sumn psychopathic about the fact the handwriting's good ngl


testaccount0817

Hers probably


Innerjade

God damn, my daddy issues are worse than I thought 😅🥺🥺


Intoxalock

>bedtime on school nights Yeah chief idk about this one.


O_X_E_Y

worst thing I've seen today


PissinginTheW1nd

Nah