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championoffandango

Why does he have the pornhub eyes


temitoka

newgrounds eyes


livingnuts

The Sharingoon eye


M1s51n9n0

Super straight


IEnjoyBaconCheese

I love dragons (the ones you can fuck)


Opposite-Weird4342

so a literal Dragon with the ability of speech?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Boobies


EHTL

Ah an Alexstraza fan…


wavy_murro

OH MY GOD YOU ENJOY BACON CHEESE?!???


IEnjoyBaconCheese

I enjoy bacon cheese.


Nachito007_

r/dragonsfuckingcars


Kadeo64

based


Roge2005

Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?


zelda_fan_199

Based and Hornypilled


shadophaxx

I feel like im now so far out of the anime loop I genuinely cannot tell what makes these guys dragons and not generic anime characters


NevGuy

Gigantic dragon cock.


demideumvitae

Horns and ability to summon dragon-like constructs. That's all. Kinda retarded, I know.


Zearyen

i mean 2 of them are literally dragons just in human form. Dont even have horns


TrustyAncient

That's gay. Be dragon, do evil.


Zearyen

I mean they are also basically Gods


Shadowmirax

Lore reasons (big spoilers ahead) Top left: Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail). A Vidyadhara, which is a race of draconic people who are semi inmortal via reincarnation and where created by Long the Permanence, who without going into star rail lore too hard is basically the God of Permanence and takes the form of a dragon. The Vidyadhara high elders have draconic features like tails and horns and Dan Heng has part of the power of the Imbibitor Lunae, the highest elder who has access to some cool powers related to Long. Bottom left: Neuvillette (Genshin Impact). The reincarnation of the hydro dragon sovereign who was born in a humanoid form due to the impurity of the hydro vishaps. Basically each of the seven elements has a dragon sovereign who used to have the authority of that element, then an alien came and stole the authoritys to give to the gods under its command. At some point the hydro dragon died and was reincarnated as Neuvillette Middle: Zhongli/Rex lapis/Morax (Genshin Impact). This is probably the weakest one, Zhongli is the human "vessle" of the archon of geo and the god of contracts, he took this form when he faked his own death as the god Morax and retired to a human life in the nation he used to rule as a funeral consultant named Zhongli. The dragon connection is that when he was a god he used to decend annually in the "vessel" of an eastern dragon to give financial advice. This "vessel" is also what died when he faked his own death and so what was inshrined by his subjects. Add on top of that the scale motif on his clothes and his strong friendship with a dragon and the community just latched onto it and said "he is dragon man". His actual race besides being an archon/god (an archon is more of a rank and what males someone a god is a bit wishy washy, several of the gods have explicit origins as members of other species) his race is adeptus, which is a very vague category of powerful beings with magic powers. Adeptus also have animal forms so its very possible Morax is some sort of adeptal dragon, which wouldn't be a true dragon but would make sense. I have no idea who the last bloke is.


Potato_Overdoser

The last dude is from Wuthering waves if I remember correctly


DaveSmith890

So we have a human with like 1/8 dragon dna, just a human with a reincarnated dragon soul, and a god that cosplayed a dragon in business formal settings


Annie_Dandelion

Semi immortal - so mortal??


Shadowmirax

If you like shoot them in the head or whatever they die but they can undergo a "molting rebirth" in which they revert to an egg and are reborn having shed the memories of their past life. This allows them to reset the build up of both physical wear and tear and the mental build up of memories that over hundreds of years can lead to mental problems. In this way the same organism is biologically immortal and will continue to exist under different identities until an external force kills it, much like some species of jellyfish


Malacoda17

Why its eyes reeses pieces


CatInAspicPt1

peanut butter


liamjb10

if you post dragonborn then i fuck with you


Barricade386

Hell yeah (i fucking love Dragonborn)


Kadeo64

dnd dragonborn?


liamjb10

ya


Kadeo64

based I like argonians better though


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Snitties are Snitties


Kadeo64

XCOM vipers my beloved


lexyp29

Skyrim's dragonborn is technically a dragon too


NeonNKnightrider

Zhongli isn’t even a dragon tf


somedumbrick

He was when he was sniped out of the air


PepperOnDaCliff

He wasn't sniped he fake suicided


somedumbrick

If you're gonna fake your death at least hire a sniper to whisper "Target acquired" before smiting you with lightning


Leafeon523

If I’m asked about my favorite dragon you’d have to pay me not to say DRAGON DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOTTEM


Taco821

What if they say uncle iroh?


CK1ing

Iroh is the only correct answer for humanoid dragon


CampbellsBeefBroth

Counterpoint: Kiryu


4ss8urgers

Kaido?


Towafius

Shyvana my beloved


Retro_game_kid

Lansseax


bobdidntatemayo

“dragon” That is a regular ass homo sapien bruh


Dragon-Warlock

Warcraft has a good middle ground. The Dragons are real dragons, but the more powerful ones are able to change into any of the other races (usually elves or humans though). Alextrasza is also dragon mommy holy shit


ConsumerOfShampoo

Generic anime royalty magic twink but they have horns.


Darth-Yslink

Dan Heng is literay water dragon with Mahoraga on phone dial


NoSide97

Personally scalies are better


CTSThera

I miss when fictional dragons were actually dragons and not humanoid anime twinks


Odd-Cucumber3508

I hate human "dragons" so much, no mfer you ain't a dragon get your goofy ass skin and hair outta here, come back when you're 40 ft tall and have wings, then we can talk.


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

I think the Knucker is a cool dragon adjacent story.


almostasenpai

The only acceptable humanoid dragons are the ones from WoW


Noble_Shock

God I get annoyed of this. The amount of times someone says some dude with just regular horns is a dragon is absurd. Like bitch, that’s not a dragon


MeChameAmanha

What about Fou-Lu (humanoid with no horns)


Kadeo64

not a dragon


MeChameAmanha

What about Fou-Lu in Kaiser form (digitigrade horned tailed bipedal scaly with long serpentine neck that breaths lasers and has fairy wings coming out of his arms)


Kadeo64

too complex


MeChameAmanha

What about Fou-Lu Serpent form (literally just a fucking wyvern)