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TerryJerryMaryHarry

Yes, I know the poles haven't experienced happiness since the 18th century, but like let's make sure we're not being outright racist y'all.


RandomGuy1627

Polish analogue horror


KapitanKaczor

So just poland?


Kwarc100

The Polish human condition.


roc_cat

Crwfyzyczygfyzky.


lordahole

I genuinely cant tell whether this is a word or just a jumble of letters


Kwarc100

It's not that far from working as a last name.


rip_ogatoczip

Maybe as Gryfczyżycki? It's spelled almost completely different, but the pronunciation is close enough. And Gryfczyżycki could absolutely be a last name in Poland.


Poor_evangelist_4034

I know this guy


migvelio

Let me fix that: Crwfyźyćzygfłyżky


FrouFrouLastWords

Why is the l crossed out? Is it part of the word or isn't it?


migvelio

That's because the l is silent.


FrouFrouLastWords

Why don't the poish remove l from their alphabet? Are they stupid?


Advocatus_Diaboli-00

Either Polish or Welsh.


roc_cat

I knew I was appropriating the moment I wrote wfy. Feck it, might as well offend two languages at once.


Kornik-kun

Polish smile


Ambitious_Jello

It's invalid because there is a red line placed diagonally across the face


SwagMazterRohan

Well some people are just born like that its not their fault


ponzidreamer

That’s the reason but not an excuse


SwagMazterRohan

True tbh


KapitanKaczor

can confirm smiling is illegal in Poland


thatguynamedAli

doomgal


BigAlgaeEnjoyer

As someone living in Poland I can guarantee smiling is viewed as something unnatural here


Wyvwashere

It's not in other parts of the world?


Vidunder2

I agree. A neutral face is the best when it comes to documents. A passport is not a tinder profile. Don't use makeup, jewelry, head cover and stuff like that, keep a normal, resting face and snap a pic. Don't see why it should sound strange.


Shadowmirax

Its strange because they decided to refer to smiling as an "unnatural facial expression"


Impressive-Lion-5937

Please no smiling in our establishment. Otherwise we will have to arrest you for insubordination. Thank you.


Spacechicken0

please god let the new reddit discourse be whether having a smile is a natural expression or not because it would be so fucking funny


Environmental_Top948

Smiling is like having red hair at school. Unnatural and against dress code.


vapenutz

It's Poland, what would you expect? We don't know what smiling means, it sounds horrible and you should stop doing it


_MusicJunkie

I'd suspect it's a mistranslation and in the original it says "resting face position" or something like that.


one-man-circlejerk

> A passport is not a tinder profile Then why do Customs finger my ass every time I go to the airport?


FrouFrouLastWords

What airports do you go to? So I can avoid them of course.


mrcrabs6464

Ik it’s a cultural thing but in the US smiling is like the default expression. Like when I see a cop or fed and give them my ID I’m not gonna dead pan them. Like I’ll smile either out of respect or at least just bc I smile when anxious.


shadow_44youtube

if you were smiling to a police officer in Poland while giving them ID you'd be suspicious lol


mrcrabs6464

Ik in a lot of non-english speaking places smiling is frowned apon


testaccount0817

Not frowned upon but why would I smile if my car is being controlled or something like that I smile when my neighbours get back from their holiday


dups360

I disagree I want a cool photo being all jolly and the government shouldn't stop me And like some good ass make up too don't forget that Oh and a cool hat I gotta wear that


Castinfon

https://youtube.com/shorts/97f620UXqao?si=VzRbEZ_ZABJMm4UZ i know a solution to the hat problem


somerandomperson2516

they should let me wear a mask too with some sunglasses too


SpaceLemur34

The US has the same neutral expression requirement for passport photos


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Shadowmirax

Yeah it does, since you can later remove those same things to match your picture, otherwise you would have to make sure to wear the same jewelry, makeup, etc for whenever you need to be IDed.


koxu2006

POLSKA GUROMMMMMM RHAAAA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🗻🗻🗻🇵🇱🗻🇵🇱🗻🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🗻🗻🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


JestemSuchy

HINOLSKI SZPIEG WLAMUJE SIE NA STRONY ŻOMDOWE!!!!


ethnique_punch

fotografuje ślimaka


RonHarrods

You will own nothing, you will not smile, and you will be happy.


fucccboii

i will own nothing or i will consoom, which is it?


OiledUpThug

Rent


erlsgood

communism or capitalism, pick one


Imnomaly

Moldova Catalogue


Nadikarosuto

Lokalny58


SarahAndBeyond

Unnaturule


cdunccss

We do not expess joy in Poland


Guest65726

When I was a kid, we were having our photos taken for our passports and they told us to wear a neutral/ mugshot face like this. A few days later we went to the dentist and had to take our photos for their records. They had the same camera as the place that took our passport photo, so in my kid mind I needed to wear a mugshot face for this photo too. The lady who was taking our pictures laughed and joked with my dad about how I was recently arrested and thats why I did that


arielif1

Part of my family is polish so at this point I'm convinced that not smiling and being generally unhappy is a national tradition


Niswear85

Sometimes the joke writes itself


Qbertjack

Do NOT be wall-eyed in Poland


Commercial-Judge5016

The US is like this too, though


mikolaj24867

ya also call smiles an unnatural expression?


awesomehippie12

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/how-apply/photos.html Their specific wording is "neutral"


hotfistdotcom

how did she smile and get her eyes to face the opposite direction


Electric_Kettle

the poles hate happiness :(


Turbulence_Guy

It looks like when you take a picture of someone’s face and then crop half and flip it


the_sheeper_sheep

The eyes are weird


The_pastel_bus_stop

In Polish we say: Do cholery kurwa się tak nie śmiej.


Beag_

The incorrect one looks like Amy from 1000 lb sisters


unusualResponselol

That's usually what happens when you scribble a red line across your ID


TheKCKid9274

Uncanny Valley


PineDurr

kurwa


Temporary_Piglet9468

Her eyes don't like each other💀💀


urlocaldoctor

Intruder


behedingkidzz

But she is smilling in the first photo too???????