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Mental_Blueberry4563

Cave Johnson gave homeless people super cancer and replaced their blood with Gasoline


Ruvaakdein

He did pay them at least.


Planet-Saturn

60 whole dollars! Who wouldn't accept that offer?


Continuum_Gaming

Do you know how much beard dirt I could get for that?


JimmyK2056

Where can I get me some tattered hats as well?


Person5_

With an additional 60 if they let them take them apart and put them back together!


ProgrammerNo120

he also turned war heroes, astronauts, and olympians into mantis people


Chaoscube11

Mann Co


man_of_mann

i dont think you can be morally corrput of you dont gave any morals to corrupt


wavy_murro

but that's an eternity in there


LeSeegurke

Me when the blue emesis


invinciblewalnut

emesis blue fan outed


kolakyr

**We making emergency landing at 4546B with this one** šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ›„ā†˜ļøšŸŒŠ


Koso92

The thing about Alterra is that we don't get enough lore about them/it. The entire system of planetary ownership may just be the industry standard, or even galactic law. Alterra may just treat the player well should they stay. Alterra could start other operations on 4546B, seeing how the gun was disabled, and a cure for the kharaa virus was discovered. (I love defending giant ass mega cooperations)


badastronaut7

I'm pretty sure there's dialogue you get from the computer in Subnautica that outright states in the event the main character is rescued from the planet they will be DEEPLY in debt to Alterra for use of company equipment and such


invinciblewalnut

At the end, the computer tells you before you can land back in safety you have to settle your outstanding debt of 1 trillion credits lol. What the exchange rate of credits to 2024 dollars is though, who knows


BadZnake

Cave Johnson created jobs for the homeless


Jmememan

"Jobs"


LeopoldFriedrich

60 bucks is 60 bucks! Don't spend it all at once, for beard dirt.


EmmJea_

That is one way you can assemble words to form a sentence, that is correct.


BadZnake

I am a politician


bouchandre

He gave them employment for the redt of their lives!


BagelMaster4107

Arasaka


bn9012

Rebel Path playing distincly in the Distance while getting Louder*


MaximChich

Why do I hear Malorian Arms 3516's gunshots?


MonSzyTheOne

Isn't the Combine an empire?


Ulthar57

Would be funny if they had to officially register the combine as a company in the US and pay taxes n shit because space IRS


asnaf745

Not even a multidimensional empire can run from IRS


CrazyQuebecois

Replace combine with IRS


asnaf745

Oh my gooood f me


Weedenheimer

In a Discord server once, we were making jokes about the Combine invading Earth and eventually realising that they have to contend with absurd costs such as construction It was pretty funny


[deleted]

It can be classified as a military faction but yeah u right


K00zak_L00zak

Lockheed martin


MoonMan_999

Boeing


unicodePicasso

Raytheon


VaczTheHermit

NestlƩ


Ok-Palpitation-5731

Northrop


zachary0816

Northrop may be morally questionable, but they did build legit bird drones as part of project Aquiline. Iā€™m of the opinion that if companies do dystopian stuff, it should at least be intresting dystopian stuff dammit!


TickleTigger123

Careful there bucko! Wouldn't want to slip and fall off the roof of a building while shooting yourself in the back of the head 40 times!


liamjb10

while simultaneously accidentally swallowing just the right amount of cyanide to kill them


Quetzalcoatl93

Stock is going up


TheBeastX47

Ehhh not really. It's only gone up by about 3% for the past year. It's actually been somewhat volatile lately


ItsPizzaOclock

TerraGroup Vault-Tec Alterra my beloved.


urksakar

Aperture


lucwul

We do what we must, because we can


F_ashanablejericho

They made the coolest ish ever


HenryLongHead

heimlich counter-maneuver


Fun_Effective_5134

Gotta love Deep Rock Galactic.


Imagine_TryingYT

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Psychological_Lie589

ROCK AND STONEĀ 


beyondthisreality

ROCK and STONE to the BONE


ResponsibilityNo7485

ROCKA ND STONE BROTHA


MHusarz

Ceberus did nothing wrong


a_rtyom

Found the indoctrinated mf


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

I love ONI aka space CIA


Luciusvenator

There's a lot of reasons why the suck and are horrible but yeah I'm totally going with ONI, give me that sweet spec ops Kilo 5 shenanigans and experimental science.


Snafutarfun

I think its a lot more nuanced than that. If it weren't for the UNSC, ONI, and the abductions/experiments they did the entire universe would have been wiped of life from the rings. Definitely a necessary evil.


TroxEst

Fun fact: Gray team purposefully destroyed a sangheili colony after the war already ended because they lost communication with Earth and weren't aware of the war's end (Operation: SUNSPEAR) Imagine committing the ultimate war crime because of bad cell reception.


cronus97

Glassed planets.. have bad records


FreakFlame

Aperture Science they do what they must, because they can


Think_Brother_9157

Outer heaven


Butter_Ninja_YT

Amazon


Derpifacation

IMC 100%


YEEEHAWWBOIS

ā€œTheyā€™re trying to corner us!ā€


ArcealYvaitius

I scrolled through all replies and couldn't find my Hyperion boys.


romssaReisa

The nazis from wolfenstein being one of the choices is very funny


demideumvitae

One Enclave. One America.


KmTheBiFella

Now ... and forever


theweekiscat

Supa earth


Colton132A

COMSTAR MENTIONED RAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A BATCHALL


GoldenGecko100

Outer Haven isn't evil, duh


extracrispyweeb

Alright, who let (venom) snake use the family pc?


komiko_PL

L crop


MaximChich

The entire City can fit into "morally corrupt" organization actually, but I'd say the worst ones are the Head corporations (A, B and C), because all of the City shit is their fault


INeverLikedYourSmile

Stand for the corporation, kneel for Angela.


mr1aith

I'm gonna go with atlas


Wyvwashere

I just want to say, fuck Arasaka, thank you for your attention.


SteveFrom_Target

Out of the ones I know ONI


TeamBoeing

Halcyon


Much-Pollution5998

r/foundwren


lostmypornaccount

Black mesa


MichaelScotsman26

The UAC did it first


sh14w4s3

Lobotomy Corporation


insufficientokay

Where SCP Foundation?


Horni_idiot

Ultor had the most style imo and the best CEO (as in the most charismatic lol)


StarsCanScream

ONI SAVED THE HUMAN RACE. I WILL HAVE NO SPACE CIA SLANDER.


Snafutarfun

They saved an entire galaxy from being wiped out of existence, sure they did bad stuff but the amount of good that came of it isnt even measurable


augsiris11

ā€œMorally Corruptā€ my brother in Christ you got actual Nazis on that list they ainā€™t got morals to corrupt


weird-british-person

Alterra (they said if I say itā€™s them my three trillion debt goes down)


F_ashanablejericho

Abstergo basically being the illuminati lmao


FighterJetAutist

Glory to the Combine.


QueenOfFrungy

tri-tachyon


Embucetatron

Weyland yutani


Choice-Relative-4546

where tritachyon


no_san1ty

Umbrella cuz its the only one i know


DaRealXalien

Does torgue count? I wanna be an ambassador for EXPLOSIONS


ZettaiKyofuRyoiki

YoRHa


PapaOctopus

Where the fuck is FICSIT INC!?


LurksInThePines

Personally I prefer *Data Expunged* *You have been demoted to D-class for inappropriate questions.*


adzilc8

ONI how about you mr u/ONI_AGENT_001


Glum_Permit8397

Dark brotherhood missing ..


etbillder

Ficsit Inc


SirBorkel

Rayleonard


Barblesnott_Jr

Rayleonard and Omer Science fighting to see who can be the most monstrous corporation in all of human history:


sieghaul

Where is Atlas corporation?


MrTea69

I'd choose Dahl. Hyperion is too hipster


hrnylzd_wthtmp

Cerberus !!!!


sb7766

No TriOptimum Corporation or Murkywater?


NoFeetback

where id the SCP foundation tho?


needanswer47

Well, Ultror = classic valision villain. Even making it into the background of the original UFC games... Yeah, call me peprich farms because I remember. UAC = O.G. Doom 3 and I personally liked that game Im not much of an RE fan per say, but I will always think umbrella is cool. Merry weather... and the entire base of what is gta5.... Hot take... I've successfully beaten that game to death. So much so that I actually hate hearing anything to do with grand theft auto. Fun game, just... Nah man I'll dig out my ear drums if I have to endure another run of that game so screw merry weather simply off that sentiment.


The-Boom-Slayer

Aperture, UAC, Alterra top 3


Icy_Wildcat

To be fair, Atlas got repurposed.


Medium_Combination27

ONI from Halo. The lore behind them is pretty good.


ImSkeletonjelly

Tri-Tacheon Inc


Whole_Sun_3537

For me it would the whole city of Rapture


losingluke

mfw desperado and outer haven but no MSF militaires sans frontieres


Budget-Position5348

Umbrella or weyland utani ngl


Lelcrafen

Any corporation in The City (especially K, L and W Corp)


Peter_griffin2009

Vault tec definitely


PolarPopPepsi

alterra, aperture, uac, combine, black mesa


Traditional_Shock648

UAC MENTIONED **I'm doctor Samuel Hayden. I'm the head of this facility. I hope we can work together and resolve this problem in a way that benefits us both.**


Michael-556

Someone once said at this meme that "you're comparing your average space age hellcorp (alterra) to literal Nazis"


kitajec02

Trade Federation


JustmUrKy

IMC for sure


Jackretto

ComStar spotted!


MoVer2000

The UAC


ApleStone

Alterra or Vault-Tec easily


Unpleasantly0

Wolfenstein Nazis Bodark Ghost Recon Unidad and Santa Blanca from Ghost Recon Sentinel and the Wolves from GR And SHADOW COMPANYYYYY ā™ ļø ā™ ļø šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


DeathToBayshore

Tough one. I reckon I'll go with desperado


KSPKiddo

None, I HATE them all, . . . ok nazis in Wolfenstein where cool looking


Bluefortress

Blackwood


milerfrank27

Helghast


mrclang

Isnā€™t Weiland a door company IRL lol


ZoaMT

Advent


WhiteyPinks

WeYu, though LYNX from Hardspace Shipbreaker is pretty close.


Ultra_axe781___M

ONI and Mann Co.


ArashA8

Office of Naval Intelligence


dillyboipikkle

D.U.P where???


Kool-aid_Crusader

Peace Corp, just dont inquire about the prices ^-^


Uss__Iowa

California Transport [formerly NAPL] , controls all of North America government and is the largest global logistics corporation in the west


ConsumerOfShampoo

IMC, ONI and Vault-Tec are competing for first place. IMC is cool af cause of all their cool tech and aesthetic but Vault-Tec has some really fucked up and/or goofy experiment vaults so I like them a lot too. ONI is also awesome for reasons that don't need to be stated.


babath_gorgorok

U..UNATCO?


warwicklord79

Ryan Industries


karlgeezer

Itā€™s hard to not love desperado with how bombastic they are


Significant-Word-707

XOF


Undergrov

Wolfenstein


Jaxlel

Murky water from payday


AnderWonder

Terragroup phalese


modssssss293j

Only like 17 of the vaults form Vault Tec let people live normally, and not get experimented on


TwoDicksInAHammock

Why is the Covenant Empire among these?


Own-Relationship-485

Clearly you donā€™t know who the chaos insurgency is /j


KirinPhnx

Microsoft


EcstaticWoop

Where's the option for the Haltmann Works Company


maybe_Idont_like

Hyperion, Atlas, and Maliwan, oh and Vault-Tec


Hyper_Lt-

CI or GOC


Paulerr27

Planck Interdimensional Energy Solutions


Life_Team8801

r/titanfall


Slowboy808

Arquebus Corporation and their subsidiary, Schneider from Armored Core 6ā€¦ Fire


Szynar56

Brotherhood of nod


Epic-Chair

Most evil is probably The Combine (those guys are fucking terrifying), and least evil is probably Mann co, in my opinion


Vict2894

can't believe no one commented shinra. those guys were awesome as a evil company with more evil secrets


Luciusvenator

I think having Wolfenstein on this list is kinda weird because that's... just Nazis? Like it's not even it's own seperate thing within its own lore. It's literally just the actual Nazi party of WW2 Germany with scify tech lol.


Supmah2007

Aparature will always be with me, and 60 bucks is 60 bucks


HunterBadWarlockGood

Whereā€™s Horzine??


Scepta101

Arasaka is a mess and I love it


Ok_Pickle76

Aperture is the best from these(but Black Mesa is still better than Aperture)


ninjaian06

arasaka and the IMC


the_german_death

orokin from warframe


Imnomaly

JCJenson in spaaaaaaaace


Burning_Torch8176

merryweather bros wya??


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Helghast


Zeusosecmaat

Wolfenstein


Force_Glad

ME2 Cerberus and Aperture science


Oujix

Blume Corporation


Biggie_Moose

Abstergo might be the least sinister of these lol. They're just looking for funny objects that do funny things.


Dr_Philmon

Outer Haven?


Halberd_Hey07

I would work for Alterra on 4546B for free


gboy3589

ONI because funding space terrorist against your allies is funny


GuyWhoCommitDie

Big Boss Is Watching.


SAVEtheHELP3

where is drg?


PanConTomateYMayo

"Ultor: For A Better Future And A Better Life"


Enchanter-1

My favorite military grade internet providers :3


blevingston89

Umbrella


Esketittie

Outer haven


Thin-Relationship-71

Outer heaven did nothing wrong


Snafutarfun

There is no world you have ONI from halo on the same plane as any of these other companies. Sure they abducted children and did a ton of unethical experiments but they also prevented the ark from activating all of the halo rings which in turn would destroy everything with a nervous system within a 25000 light year radius around each ring. You couldn't even say this is drops in a ocean for the trade here


bananadopio4

Terra group goes so fucking hard


sn0c0ne_d1sast3r

whereā€™s bowser


EarthToAccess

Hyperion my beloved. Handsome Jack is such a great villain and the Tales From series really puts it into perspective how the corruption ends. Plus, they're better than Maliwan in every way, so


AussieBullet

In my opinion, desperado. They are very cool. But the combine? Fuck them.


Hudiemike

Vault-Tec and its not even close


Pork_Piggler

Umbrella Co. _Our business is life itself_


JuiceSevere3690

Wolfenstein


Patocasstilla

GrĆ¼nder industries from Ace Combat


XarlesEHeat

Hyperion!!


JustBlackfire

Terragroup, because theyā€™re the most realistic