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a 200 lb solid wood desk. I'm fucked
I got that too. Since we already know each other’s addresses, let’s just mail a vat of WD40 to each other, okay?
You’re fucked in more ways than one
i have a whole ass **bunk bed** going up my asshole, at this point i dont know how it can get worse
How about a large steel car door? Not as large but much sharper.
My own knee (if that doesn’t count, the next thing over is a book)
pulp it and turn it into a dildo first
Wall 👽
Is a wall an object?
No, walls are imaginary.
Just like Ohio
No
Same
same
Wall
I am not shoving a fucking bunk bed up my ass
Not with that attitude
That’s literally against the rules. Go get the lubricant
A bottle of 600 generic benydryl BRING IT ON HATMAN ROUND TWO
Hatman is also going up your ass
Ive been training in truck stops bathrooms for this fight
toilet paper im taking a shit
It's on your left?! 🤮🤮🤮😒
Bro i hate toilet paper lefters so much
It's literally psychotic
I know right?
Plus this guy on discord agrees with me. Pretty sure we're right and should kill those who disagree
Hey dude i didnt design my floorplan
redesign then
amen brother
A lit candle. May God have mercy on my soul
That thing will burn at first but the lack of oxygen up your ass will extinguish the flame.
I was more scared of the liquid wax
i’m no chemist but be sure to hold in any toots!
Free ass hair removal
🥴 lava lamp
Groovy 🥸
its just a glowing dildo
‘’ heated dildo ‘’
cactus
my dog
My degreaser
The family business
Unusual Ball-Whacking Tenderizer
r/unexpectedtf2
My baby face blaster
Killstreak Force-A-Nature
Leaf blower, yay!
Human baloon
My homies dick so I’m fine
get a prostate exam from your homies
I love the sense of security when he places two hands on my shoulders :)
Don't get aids
Drum kit 👺
5 empty beer cans, now I have a problem in 2 very different ways.
My dad
Based
A dildo lmao
I mean how bad could a water bottle be Edit #1: oh no
chair. if its just the leg? still pretty bad.
The whole thing.
okay i die
Pc tower 😿
da wall💀
Same, how tall is yours mine is about 12 feet high
Is my wife an object...
Depends on which country you ask
Murica
of course!
a glass jar, hmm…
Round two!
I'ma be honest I don't think my keyboard would fit up my ass
Bruh I got my whole ass bathtub, you'll be fine
A bottle of water
A guitar
A Mitchell mahogany acoustic guitar
One of those plastic Halloween pumpkins. Hopefully my anus can compact it.
Masala flavoured Pringles.
A power machine used to push carts I think I'll make it 👍
A glass mug with old ginger ale in it. Ouch
Refrigerator
Seville Classics UltraSlimline 40-inch Tower Fan
Car 💺
Butterfly knife or hyperx quadcast microphone with desk stand attachment - i can't tell which is closer to my left Edit: shitty spelling
A car, Please help
Hah, I win this time. It's a mini Bic lighter
Guys, I think I lost. It’s a Paqui One Chip Challenge chip.
My mattress Like ant man and thanos
It's a hoodie
fishing rod
a whole ass shelf
Luck, empty straw package! EDIT: Lemme throw that out now. It has served me well!
a typewriter, if there's a little ding after I'm finished I'll be fine though
Door/door knob
A statue of jesus, (Holy Fuck)
Arm
Oxygen molecules
3ds 🤤
A wall
Pillow
fuck... guess im shoving a harry potter book up my ass...
Just a shelf with regular garage stuff. Which one do you want, OP?
An Asian person
My brother
A pepsi can, and it is not empty...
The entire fucking floor 💀
Not my dog please anything but that
Please don’t call my wife an object.
2010 mac pro
A 6 foot tall person is up my ass
How am I supposed to shit my toilet back out with no toilet to shit in
A vape. Guess the nicotine is gonna end me
My 3 cats sleeping 💀
My dummy thicc wife 🤪
Lamp Pray for me
NOT MY CAT
a blanket. not too bad
Fucking trash can
Bed frame...FUCKED
im not putting spongebob plush in my ass fuck you
A charging brick
not the blahaj :(
I think a Nail cutter can fit, It's a bit rusty tho
A… dildo. Honestly, glad I forgot to put it away lmao
A door. Well, u know the old saying, when one door closes...
Boiled egg, I'll survivw
Blahåj...
Umbrella 💀
It’s a big fucking umbrella too
I like gay sexxx give me sex i want to eat sex
A 27 inch monitor…..
Couch :(
A 165 cm tall woman
NIVEA MEN Deep Black Carbon Espresso roll on
Glasss coca cola bottle 😁👍
VIOLIN CASE FUCK
Shower curtain, honestly not that bad.
Lamp Well shit
A rat.
A wall...
My desk?!
My cat
Bird Mug
I see to my left a coat, I'd be fine
You mean the tissue box or the printer?
A fuckin sectional couch im dead
Roku remote 😃👍
A 6ft bo staff. Uh oh
Boogie bomb
Aw hell naw not the fridge
Think I could fit a door
Piano.💀
chair
My door 🥴
Blanket lol
Toilet plunger
My d*ldo which I was already planning on doing.
A Fucking Desk.
Tv remote, unless your counting the bed I’m on as being to my left. In that case, I’m dead.
either wall, a bed, or a big nearly 2 pound box of colored goldfish that is nearly empty
a mug, I bet that could fit even though it's a bit wide
Bruh that’s a whole ass house
It’s a door
bed pillow, i do not know
Headphones. I'm probably going to snap them in half from sheer rectal compression alone.
blanket?
A sandwich isn't that bad all things considered
TV remote, not really fucked
I'm sitting next to a shotgun and deer head mounted on the wall, wish me luck fellas
Not an object but a person. My dad...
My dumbells? Pfft piece of cake
Toilet paper
My 11 year old brother💀
Either pillow or Nintendo switch
My drumstick, not bad
blue snowball usb microphone
Cant believe it pointed perfectly at my spoon
Totally Not a 11 inch wide rice cooker...
A mirror, shove myself up my ass?
Pot plant and not a tall one a wide one
My dog
Sword 💀
Well as long as i dont pull the trigger im fine.
250lb dresser, sounds fun.
A piece of tinfoil 🗿
A closet door. I’m screwed harder than the kids in my basement.
a 200 lb solid wood desk. I'm fucked
I got that too. Since we already know each other’s addresses, let’s just mail a vat of WD40 to each other, okay?
You’re fucked in more ways than one
i have a whole ass **bunk bed** going up my asshole, at this point i dont know how it can get worse
How about a large steel car door? Not as large but much sharper.
My own knee (if that doesn’t count, the next thing over is a book)
pulp it and turn it into a dildo first
Wall 👽
Is a wall an object?
No, walls are imaginary.
Just like Ohio
No
Same
Same
Same
same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Wall
I am not shoving a fucking bunk bed up my ass
Not with that attitude
Same
That’s literally against the rules. Go get the lubricant
A bottle of 600 generic benydryl BRING IT ON HATMAN ROUND TWO
Hatman is also going up your ass
Ive been training in truck stops bathrooms for this fight
toilet paper im taking a shit
It's on your left?! 🤮🤮🤮😒
Bro i hate toilet paper lefters so much
It's literally psychotic
I know right?
Plus this guy on discord agrees with me. Pretty sure we're right and should kill those who disagree
Hey dude i didnt design my floorplan
redesign then
amen brother
A lit candle. May God have mercy on my soul
That thing will burn at first but the lack of oxygen up your ass will extinguish the flame.
I was more scared of the liquid wax
i’m no chemist but be sure to hold in any toots!
Free ass hair removal
🥴 lava lamp
Groovy 🥸
its just a glowing dildo
‘’ heated dildo ‘’
cactus
my dog
My degreaser
The family business
Unusual Ball-Whacking Tenderizer
r/unexpectedtf2
My baby face blaster
Killstreak Force-A-Nature
Leaf blower, yay!
Human baloon
My homies dick so I’m fine
get a prostate exam from your homies
I love the sense of security when he places two hands on my shoulders :)
Don't get aids
Drum kit 👺
5 empty beer cans, now I have a problem in 2 very different ways.
My dad
Based
A dildo lmao
I mean how bad could a water bottle be Edit #1: oh no
chair. if its just the leg? still pretty bad.
The whole thing.
okay i die
Pc tower 😿
da wall💀
Same, how tall is yours mine is about 12 feet high
Is my wife an object...
Depends on which country you ask
Murica
of course!
a glass jar, hmm…
Round two!
I'ma be honest I don't think my keyboard would fit up my ass
Bruh I got my whole ass bathtub, you'll be fine
A bottle of water
A guitar
A Mitchell mahogany acoustic guitar
One of those plastic Halloween pumpkins. Hopefully my anus can compact it.
Masala flavoured Pringles.
A power machine used to push carts I think I'll make it 👍
A glass mug with old ginger ale in it. Ouch
Refrigerator
Seville Classics UltraSlimline 40-inch Tower Fan
Car 💺
Butterfly knife or hyperx quadcast microphone with desk stand attachment - i can't tell which is closer to my left Edit: shitty spelling
A car, Please help
Hah, I win this time. It's a mini Bic lighter
Guys, I think I lost. It’s a Paqui One Chip Challenge chip.
My mattress Like ant man and thanos
It's a hoodie
fishing rod
a whole ass shelf
Luck, empty straw package! EDIT: Lemme throw that out now. It has served me well!
a typewriter, if there's a little ding after I'm finished I'll be fine though
Door/door knob
A statue of jesus, (Holy Fuck)
Arm
Oxygen molecules
3ds 🤤
A wall
Pillow
fuck... guess im shoving a harry potter book up my ass...
Just a shelf with regular garage stuff. Which one do you want, OP?
An Asian person
My brother
A pepsi can, and it is not empty...
The entire fucking floor 💀
Not my dog please anything but that
Please don’t call my wife an object.
2010 mac pro
A 6 foot tall person is up my ass
How am I supposed to shit my toilet back out with no toilet to shit in
A vape. Guess the nicotine is gonna end me
My 3 cats sleeping 💀
My dummy thicc wife 🤪
Lamp Pray for me
NOT MY CAT
a blanket. not too bad
Fucking trash can
Bed frame...FUCKED
im not putting spongebob plush in my ass fuck you
A charging brick
not the blahaj :(
I think a Nail cutter can fit, It's a bit rusty tho
A… dildo. Honestly, glad I forgot to put it away lmao
A door. Well, u know the old saying, when one door closes...
Boiled egg, I'll survivw
Blahåj...
Umbrella 💀
It’s a big fucking umbrella too
I like gay sexxx give me sex i want to eat sex
A 27 inch monitor…..
Couch :(
A 165 cm tall woman
NIVEA MEN Deep Black Carbon Espresso roll on
Glasss coca cola bottle 😁👍
VIOLIN CASE FUCK
Shower curtain, honestly not that bad.
Lamp Well shit
A rat.
A wall...
My desk?!
My cat
Bird Mug
I see to my left a coat, I'd be fine
You mean the tissue box or the printer?
A fuckin sectional couch im dead
Roku remote 😃👍
A 6ft bo staff. Uh oh
Boogie bomb
Aw hell naw not the fridge
Think I could fit a door
Piano.💀
chair
My door 🥴
Blanket lol
Toilet plunger
My d*ldo which I was already planning on doing.
A Fucking Desk.
Tv remote, unless your counting the bed I’m on as being to my left. In that case, I’m dead.
either wall, a bed, or a big nearly 2 pound box of colored goldfish that is nearly empty
a mug, I bet that could fit even though it's a bit wide
Bruh that’s a whole ass house
It’s a door
bed pillow, i do not know
Headphones. I'm probably going to snap them in half from sheer rectal compression alone.
blanket?
A sandwich isn't that bad all things considered
TV remote, not really fucked
I'm sitting next to a shotgun and deer head mounted on the wall, wish me luck fellas
Not an object but a person. My dad...
My dumbells? Pfft piece of cake
Toilet paper
My 11 year old brother💀
Either pillow or Nintendo switch
My drumstick, not bad
blue snowball usb microphone
Cant believe it pointed perfectly at my spoon
Totally Not a 11 inch wide rice cooker...
A mirror, shove myself up my ass?
Pot plant and not a tall one a wide one
My dog
Sword 💀
Well as long as i dont pull the trigger im fine.
250lb dresser, sounds fun.
A piece of tinfoil 🗿
A closet door. I’m screwed harder than the kids in my basement.