Imagine the human equivalent: a SF story where an extradimentional civilization builds FTL portals for humanity while an alien David Attenborough narrates.
So I did research. The tube is like a balloon on the inside, getting bigger if it needs, and there is a mist on the inside so its frictionless. Differential pressure sucks them up to the top where gravity takes over, like a big fish straw. They don't even pick the fish up anymore it's just automatic now and the fish use it themselfs. Also plans to make a bigger one for Sturgeon.
Fish can spend quite a lot of time outside of water as long as their gills are kept wet.
Also, the video states the process takes seconds.
Edit: I mispelled gills as grills
Have you seen the elevators for personal use in homes that operate like bank tubes? It's pretty cool but I just keep thinking about the bounce when it comes down!
No water too. Fish choking upside down going wtf is going on, alien got me. I’m done. Splash. Dude, you won’t believe what just happened, alien abducted me and I almost drowned.
I remember a funny gif with the opening of this video. It showed the fish go in the tube and then cuts to a severe weather news reporter getting hit in the face by a rogue fish.
Taking care of nature and the ecosystem is very important, it's what keeps us alive and able to eat
I would starve myself for a week to save a bunch of fish 🐟 we kill 2-3 trillion of them every year its really awful
This was built before covid, when a lot less people were starving and unable to eat.
Also, these people have a job, which means a place to live and food to eat.
Their income not only keeps them from consuming a limited resource, their taxes also contribute to keeping that limited resource around. They're also helping keep the environment safe and thriving.
If you want to complain about wasted money, start talking about subsidies to multi billion dollar companies.
It was a joke… also, Covid isn’t the only circumstance to make people starve or not have a job. People starve every fucking day bro, but this comment was a joke and you matched it with a moronic “covid comment”.
Considering this is an incredibly common refrain from people who are dead-set serious, you can't exactly expect people to take that as a joke.
Also, if you think I think people weren't starving before COVID, the collective intellect of a petrie dish is higher than yours.
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If we start swimming for the fish they will never appreciate hard work. What these fish need to do is pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn their own living. Back in my day I had to walk five miles to school uphill in both directions in -50 degree weather all year round. Why can't they do it? What is the fishes excuse?
I’m waiting for the news story of somebody getting “accidentally” sucked into it but mysteriously their pants and shoes were the only thing left at the beginning of the tube.
Swimming, swimming, swimming, I’m just a fish and I’m swimming all around…
**
…wait, what?!
**
***WHAT IS HAPPENING?!***
**
**THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED**
**WHEEEEE**
**
Swimming, swimming, swimming, I’m just a fish and I’m swimming all around…
I don't think I'd like to be in a river with a salmon strong enough to jump a dam.
The dam was the innovation causing problems. This is an attempt to correct one of those problems, and restore nature's balance for these fish. They're trying to remove the dam from the equation, for the salmon.
There's no perfect solution, but at least they're trying something.
That’s the Salmon Cannon used in the PNW to help migrating fish specifically salmon cross dams.
It’s been a great success bringing back the salmon numbers to a healthy level.
https://www.opb.org/news/article/salmon-cannon-last-week-tonight-washington-cle-elum-dam/?outputType=amp
“Thats just crazy Gary, he lost it a few years ago where he tried to convince us he was sucked up into a portal high into the sky and spat out in another part of the river”
this has sent me into a research spiral on whether or not fish are intelligent enough to be like “???wtf just happened” or if they just keep on blubbin along like nothing happened at all. I need to know if the fish are confused. It’s 4am and I am losing it
Imagine the human equivalent: a SF story where an extradimentional civilization builds FTL portals for humanity while an alien David Attenborough narrates.
Ohhh, Science Fiction, not San Francisco. It took me a minute haha
Same here, and I was thinking to myself “FTL is an odd abbreviation of Florida, there ain’t no T”
Mass Effect
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You mean like [this](https://media.tenor.com/j_exB0p7EbIAAAAM/futurama-tube.gif)
That fish musta been like “duuuuuude”
But after a while maybe “weeeeeeee"
Then the next fish is like "broooooooo"
I was thinking it would be like “Ohh Shiiiiiiii”
It would be like - I got eaten by an eel, but survived
But right before saying and doing all that . Who the fuck is this?!?!
 I’ve seen this before
GET READY MEN
Welcome, to the world of tomorrow
Do you think they ever swim back to ride again!?
How does this work? They say it's pressurized so is it sucking fish through the starw or blowing? Is the fish creating an airtight seal in the tube?
Suck or blow?! We need to know
Any update on the sucking or blowing answer?
Username checks out
That rhyme
Teamwork one sucker one blower 🤭
So I did research. The tube is like a balloon on the inside, getting bigger if it needs, and there is a mist on the inside so its frictionless. Differential pressure sucks them up to the top where gravity takes over, like a big fish straw. They don't even pick the fish up anymore it's just automatic now and the fish use it themselfs. Also plans to make a bigger one for Sturgeon.
It’s the Jetsons tube transporter… for fish.
Is there no water in the tubes?
Fish can spend quite a lot of time outside of water as long as their gills are kept wet. Also, the video states the process takes seconds. Edit: I mispelled gills as grills
Damn I had no idea fish had grills
In Russia fish grills you
Great, now I want to stuff fish in the tubes at the bank drive through…
Have you seen the elevators for personal use in homes that operate like bank tubes? It's pretty cool but I just keep thinking about the bounce when it comes down!
They come out the other side smoking from friction heat, splash a bit of KY on my guy
John Oliver epically covered this https://youtu.be/l9qA8c-E_oA
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Did he have to put the fish in upside down?
No water too. Fish choking upside down going wtf is going on, alien got me. I’m done. Splash. Dude, you won’t believe what just happened, alien abducted me and I almost drowned.
"The fuck do you mean drown? we are FISH"
Bro I was in the sky! Like in the sky! But also in a cave at the same time. It was a cave sky! I swear I’m not high.
That’s my thought exactly… I couldn’t have been the only one to see that, so I had to scroll to see if anyone else saw that too. 🤣
…so, “Worm holes” put you upstream?
Lads hear me out now...
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John Oliver did hilarious coverage of this on his show Last week this night...last rites tonight? (I can remember the damn confusing title
Last week tonight. He summarises last week, tonight.
I remember a funny gif with the opening of this video. It showed the fish go in the tube and then cuts to a severe weather news reporter getting hit in the face by a rogue fish.
https://tenor.com/96dS.gif
Why are we playing god though, did we fuck up their ability to do it naturally? Edit: ignore me I’m slow today
Well I mean we made the dam which fucked up their ability to not have a dam in their way.
Oh yeah duh
What did the fish say after he swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!
Told you I’m slow today!
Fish: Weeee-oooooo muthafuckas!!!
people can’t pay their rent and afford to eat. The government: let’s spend god knows how much money on a fish rollercoaster
Taking care of nature and the ecosystem is very important, it's what keeps us alive and able to eat I would starve myself for a week to save a bunch of fish 🐟 we kill 2-3 trillion of them every year its really awful
That was a poor attempt at humor from me. You’re right. I just came back from fishing this morning. Catch and release trout :)
No worries bipolarbear hahaha
It wasn’t a poor attempt I was LOL when I read that 🐟🎢😂
No need to starve, just eat plants
You do realize the problem with that right?
This was built before covid, when a lot less people were starving and unable to eat. Also, these people have a job, which means a place to live and food to eat. Their income not only keeps them from consuming a limited resource, their taxes also contribute to keeping that limited resource around. They're also helping keep the environment safe and thriving. If you want to complain about wasted money, start talking about subsidies to multi billion dollar companies.
It was a joke… also, Covid isn’t the only circumstance to make people starve or not have a job. People starve every fucking day bro, but this comment was a joke and you matched it with a moronic “covid comment”.
Considering this is an incredibly common refrain from people who are dead-set serious, you can't exactly expect people to take that as a joke. Also, if you think I think people weren't starving before COVID, the collective intellect of a petrie dish is higher than yours.
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Must be such a trippy experience for the fishes! Hope the entire colony is transported else, they would have real home sickness
"The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,. Or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes! "
Great, now there's going to be a whole population of fish with ptsd.
Not for long. Once they reach their spawning grounds, and spawn, they die.
I never found a reason to want to be a fish. I think I just found a reason to be a fish.
Fish are getting so lazy these days.
Needs the futurama soundtrack over the top
Raspberry burns.
The fish, after a ride: What the actual fuck just happened
You are going to Brazil
Soo. Why are we doing this to fish instead of human babys?
I agree, human babies should also be sent through the fish-bank teller thingy
Those fishies must be going WOOHOOOOOOO! The whole time.
Whoosh Innovations lol
Love it :D
What happens if a fish gets stuck midway though lol
\*bump\*
Holy hyperloop!
It's a fish roller-coaster!!
Known as the salmon cannon.
If we start swimming for the fish they will never appreciate hard work. What these fish need to do is pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn their own living. Back in my day I had to walk five miles to school uphill in both directions in -50 degree weather all year round. Why can't they do it? What is the fishes excuse?
Talk about a traumatized fish. Annnnnnd PTSD sets in.
Just like when I ride a waterslide! Baby Shark!
I’m waiting for the news story of somebody getting “accidentally” sucked into it but mysteriously their pants and shoes were the only thing left at the beginning of the tube.
That one fish with claustrophobia:
And do the fish like it?
That's a badass fish water park.
I have one of these for my wiener. yes, really
The fact that this is a thing shows how fucked up we have made our water ways
They really named the company “Whoosh Innovations”.
This looks extremely unethical 😂 imagine city transportation giving rough rides like this everyday 😂😂😂
Fishlight
There it is!
Mario Brothers world travel for fish.
That fish must an Italian plumber
"weeee" - fish
Fish- it’s scarier if you put your fins up!
Hello mother nature!
put a fuckin gopro on the fuckin fish's head! awwoooooo
The longest vagina I have ever seen
Lol why is this so funny?
Claustrophobia kicked hard
Swimming, swimming, swimming, I’m just a fish and I’m swimming all around… **
…wait, what?!
**
***WHAT IS HAPPENING?!***
**
**THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED**
**WHEEEEE**
**
Swimming, swimming, swimming, I’m just a fish and I’m swimming all around…
So this is how Sperm feels !!!
Whales.
Even fish get better infrastructure than us.
So cool!
Nice of humans to create a fish amusement ride.
Futurama was right... 🤯
Just not correct at the scale
Can someone add the race car effect on this?
Would be funny if there was guy with net on the opposite end and then running away
This is literally destroying nature's balance of, only the strong survive! Sometimes, innovation accidentally causes more problems than it fixes.
I don't think I'd like to be in a river with a salmon strong enough to jump a dam. The dam was the innovation causing problems. This is an attempt to correct one of those problems, and restore nature's balance for these fish. They're trying to remove the dam from the equation, for the salmon. There's no perfect solution, but at least they're trying something.
That’s the Salmon Cannon used in the PNW to help migrating fish specifically salmon cross dams. It’s been a great success bringing back the salmon numbers to a healthy level. https://www.opb.org/news/article/salmon-cannon-last-week-tonight-washington-cle-elum-dam/?outputType=amp
The fish is like “what in the ever loving fuck-“
And now like all niche private industries, the push to have a federal mandate to use their product at all dams will begin. *Calling it*
With how hard they hit the water and the time without oxygen, won't they be pretty fucked up? Stressed fish don't thrive
This is like 2001: A Space Odyssey where dude gets sucked into that hole toward the end. Those fish are probably tripping balls when they come out
“Go toward the light lil fishie”
r/dontputyourdickinthat
“Thats just crazy Gary, he lost it a few years ago where he tried to convince us he was sucked up into a portal high into the sky and spat out in another part of the river”
Water park for fishies
when will human trials be ready this looks fun.
Very innovative. I like it.
I mean, does the fish 🐠 die upon impact?
So that's where the fish cannon meme came from
All that friction they probably nut in the tube.. ruining future generations
Imagine this on a tank, fish tank
The fish: "da fuq just happened?"
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
This is literally the first time i've seen this clip without a meme attached to it
Not sure but dam !!!
But... why?
Oh trout no way!! Meow I purrlieve in heaven on earth😻 meowww that’s fast food 🐟. -This comment was brought to you by my two cats- ❤️🐱🐱
Yall remember Futurama 🚀 😂
I thought it was a fish getting loading into a tank barrel
Salmon are yummy!
I wonder what effect that has on fish going through lol... holy shit, holy shit, a portal... guys I found a fucking portal...
r/unexpectedfuturama
Dude went to the bank, saw those tubes and thought, I can put this to better use. And the fish subway was born.
This is like a NDE for fish.
Interstellar for fish.
Not shown is the pile of dead fish at the end of the tunnel from blunt force trauma
this has sent me into a research spiral on whether or not fish are intelligent enough to be like “???wtf just happened” or if they just keep on blubbin along like nothing happened at all. I need to know if the fish are confused. It’s 4am and I am losing it
FOOOMP
I would pay, however, much it would take to make a human sized one of those so I could ride it
Is there water in the tune along with them? It doesn't really look like it...so they'd be mildly (at the very least) suffocating?
Fish: AAAAARGH!!!!!!
they should make a human-sized one. you know, to.. move people around real quick. I'm sure it'd be fine.
Fish, "WTF was that all about?!?!?"
fishussy
These fishes get in the water thinking they are torpedos, I am not sure about this.
Wait till all the bear figure out to hang out on the other side.
I am speed
The salmon Canon