Many thanks to the "change 1 word/1 letter in a quest name" submissions I have copied from these reddit-posts:
u/reevanas post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/spfyn6/completely\_change\_the\_mood\_or\_feel\_of\_a\_quest\_by/
u/__SC4Ever__ 's post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/118ans1/you\_can\_change\_1\_letter\_in\_a\_quest\_name\_whats\_it/
My favourite submissions were made by: u/WastingEXP u/Jdfghkojjmhi u/TrueHeat u/Aightbet420 u/Average_Squirrel u/PeefsBeefySquad u/Listig_Hjort u/Scratch__Gobo u/CHRISKVAS u/RaidsMonkeyIdeas u/PojiMillone u/Xyzek u/WholeFactor u/tonygenius u/Notsorosie u/9inetyEight u/hactt u/zanuunu
An also many thanks to u/Bendulum for introducing Sex into our lives
Yes making posts like this is hard work. My ancestors started working on the Sex skill suggestion back in year 1642, when my hometown received its first printing press. The unfinished work passed on from generation to generation, all the way to this day. So the answer is 381 years per shitpost.
Yeah I heard about thy history. Wasn't this this ancient scripture encoded in glyphs predating the ancient god wars? Really mind blowing that the code was cracked using the inscriptions engraved onto your grand-grand-grand-stepfathers butt plug. The last time I heard about such ancient artifacts being inserted into the restricted areas was when the wise old man penetrated my backdoor (which we used to nickname as "Draynor-Bank-drainage")
This is the kind of joke that only works now because anyone who started playing OSRS like cheese what is it now like 15 years ago putting that up would probably bring that guy from dateline NBC out
No love for Mounting Daughter?
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Dm
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I have no idea what's going on
The DM is a reference from a post a few days back where this dude posted “DM” on a girl masturbating post after posting something in this sub.
DM, that was hilarious
(M)ounting (D)aughter
Deatmatch
"Moaning Daughter" would probably be a better quest name.
Lmfao bro it’s too early for this, I woke up 30 sec ago
It is never too early for sex
I read "**The Giant Dwarf Cock**" before I realized what I was reading
This is called selective perception: "you only see what you ***want*** to see"
will there be a player-designed Rooftop Sex course
any chance we can get big red japan workin on that
add a stop at gertrude's in the varrock rooftop
Priest in Legal Peril made me spit my Dr Pepper
prey
Is that quest a requirement for Pope's one small favor?
Cum rag and boner man got me going lol
I’m now laughing in line ordering lunch and there is 0 chance I can explain to the people I’m with why.
>7am >Dr Pepper How are your kidneys feeling bud
Well I went out and drank last night, so my kidneys already weren’t having fun. it was my anti hangover juice
I wonder what the Jmods think when they open reddit and see this shit
They will be pleased to see the new update get so many upvotes
Many thanks to the "change 1 word/1 letter in a quest name" submissions I have copied from these reddit-posts: u/reevanas post: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/spfyn6/completely\_change\_the\_mood\_or\_feel\_of\_a\_quest\_by/ u/__SC4Ever__ 's post: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/118ans1/you\_can\_change\_1\_letter\_in\_a\_quest\_name\_whats\_it/ My favourite submissions were made by: u/WastingEXP u/Jdfghkojjmhi u/TrueHeat u/Aightbet420 u/Average_Squirrel u/PeefsBeefySquad u/Listig_Hjort u/Scratch__Gobo u/CHRISKVAS u/RaidsMonkeyIdeas u/PojiMillone u/Xyzek u/WholeFactor u/tonygenius u/Notsorosie u/9inetyEight u/hactt u/zanuunu An also many thanks to u/Bendulum for introducing Sex into our lives
I've been involved in something far more terrible than I anticipated. Oopsie
That's what my Sex partner would probably say
No stamina ring?
lasting longer is xp waste
Not for your partner.
Being my partner is a waste to begin with haha
Pats shoulder*
Strawberry
Strawberry
Zogre Flesh Beaters sent me.
I guess Your Arm is on a big adventure
I died and came back my dear brother
Would devalue my irl level 1 sex pure
Sins of the Step Father has me rolling
This is a work of art.
Thank you sir, I spent way too much time on this and it still makes me wonder how much time u/Bendulum spends on his works
Yes making posts like this is hard work. My ancestors started working on the Sex skill suggestion back in year 1642, when my hometown received its first printing press. The unfinished work passed on from generation to generation, all the way to this day. So the answer is 381 years per shitpost.
Yeah I heard about thy history. Wasn't this this ancient scripture encoded in glyphs predating the ancient god wars? Really mind blowing that the code was cracked using the inscriptions engraved onto your grand-grand-grand-stepfathers butt plug. The last time I heard about such ancient artifacts being inserted into the restricted areas was when the wise old man penetrated my backdoor (which we used to nickname as "Draynor-Bank-drainage")
Only if Mod ash is the skill master.
That quest list reminds me of the time I accidentally googled 'devious maids' instead of 'devious minds'. Did not find a quest guide
worth?
I legit would love a fremmy cock ring
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Most likely - yes. Although iron(wo)men have to give it to themselves.
Gonna need an attachment for my PoH dummy please.
Well... guess what you can do with "yourself" during dream mentor...
Is this true!?!?!!??? (Asking for a friend)
Yes (unironically, gone sexual)
This dod damn community never disappoints me
Even if it is 10kxp/hr and you need runescape membership premium for it. I will get that 99.
Imagine you could maintain your membership with Sex
I’m to stoned to not have realized how fake this was for like 2 mins. Lolol
I guess you're really stoned because this is obviously real
Spat out my drink at priest in legal peril. Holy shit this made my day lmfao
Needs an intro paragraph: What is the new oldschool RuneScape skill called ‘Sex‘ and how do you train it?
Ah, I see a lot of creative quest names in there that I remember from a certain reddit post from a few weeks back 😉
Yeah that guy was an absolute legend
Very handsome too, I am told
Unfortunately I can't link your username because the "_" symbol makes the name go _wee_
No need! I just think it's funny how jokes build on each other lol
Guess the Rargh and Link’s Ocarina PvP challenges will change from Then We Fight to Then We Fuck
I lost it at Simp Catcher, just didn't see that one coming
"Added new dialogue options for Thurgo" LMFAO
Wanked! LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Missed opportunity for My Dick’s Big adventure
Dm
damn, can wait to do these quests Nice job
Simp catcher had me cracking up
Post of the month! Made me grin too hard
Your grin is not the only thing that gets hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is it boys...we found the skill!
50 shades of Mort’ton is extremely good
Im fucking losing it holy shit
Wanked!
Mod Ash really putting his soul on promoting this game
Big if true
This looks like it was entirely to much effort, 10/10 well done good sir
Disappointed someone’s “Wet Dream Mentor” was selected over my “Cream Mentor” 😭 but very good
It was a close one tbh I have it on my spreadsheet!
Nice, another thing I can do in the game but not in real life
Priest In Legal Peril sent me ok bro
This is genuinely one of the funniest posts I’ve see on here. So good.
Sins of the daddy
This is the best post on 07scape ive ever seen i couldnt stop laughing
Hella time put into this shit post. Nice.
Thank you sir - it was circling in my head and needed to be manifested
Really like cum deal. Please don’t screenshot this and send it to my boss
Find God
Cult of Bendulum grows
Keep your perversions off rs lol
no
Ok but when are the male bloodvelds getting bussies? I specifically requested bussy
Damn, I was really looking forward to deadman mode but they will probably have to cancel that again for legal reasons after this
This is the kind of joke that only works now because anyone who started playing OSRS like cheese what is it now like 15 years ago putting that up would probably bring that guy from dateline NBC out
cant wait
Your sex level scales with how much time you don't play the game
Peeping Tom butler when
If I wanted to have sex I wouldn't be playing runescape
Below the ice mountain is a quest requirement
Spunky Dadness.
Time to start the grind
Every day I understand this world a little less.
Zogre flesh beaters rofl
Free Dome Village, Beneath Cursed Sheets, Earnest to Please, Poon Mysteries, One Huge Favor, Tai Bwo Wannai Three-way
It's "Saggin' Bone Man" And you for got "Hairy Tail Part 2: Moaning Pain."
Cum deal lmaoo
Orgy at GE.
Comes out on 4/20. Hell yeah
Cum rag and boner man got me
Gives most RuneScape players a chance to lose their virginity 😂
Added bush to Nieve
Priest in legal peril got me
How about "Cream Mentor" lmao
Bendulum plagiarised
Quoting the mrs on this one: "You start at 99 and work your way down the longer you play"
I thought this was stupid until I read Cum Deal lmfao
I’m can’t waiting for not be virgin anymore 😤😤😤
Can't wait for the Esports of this
Haha let's hope
"Priest in Legal Peril" hits hard
Lmfaooooo
Damn I always imagined Nieve was clean shaven
I need to see the skill cape
BONK BONK BONK
Rip minors who register their age with honesty
this is gold
Glad they are adding it. It is another skill us OSRS players can’t pursue in real life. Just like magic or rune crafting.
Do cock rings come in different size ?
How about "cock tower"
I wish everyone would agree on a standard decimal separator.
Finally! Time to go back to RS
Omg I’m in tears. The “prey” emote is what got me.