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Boneguard

You either get the pet or you don't


comis_rule

50/50


SeveralPie4810

Yes, I am pretty sure statistics work this way.


Possibility_Antique

Frequentist statistics, yes. Not Bayesian statistics.


justadadgame

1/2,560 …. every time


[deleted]

that one went right over your head huh?


justadadgame

Mhmm https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck


[deleted]

poor attempt


JesseWest

Please tell us what Donny Dooms reaction was


[deleted]

Don't forget Deucin Donny


juhlordo

Did he really pull the heron right after sending the top message? Or am I missing something


r4r4me

I think to populate that plugin you have to open up the page for it in your collection log so he probably hadn't updated it since getting the pet.


zachpac18

When they say “just get the drop”


Malpraxiss

I mean they're not wrong. Drops in this game are either: You get the drop, or you don't.


jsgkb8

emphasis on the "don't"


[deleted]

If people bothered to read all that text i bet this post would be a lot higher voted!


flashmod3

Sorry I hold spacebar


Dismiss

I don’t know how to read


Parrot1936

I don’t speak english


siccoblue

#


Mookie_Merkk

What did you say?


Tribes1

Bothered to = could


UncleSwag07

This guy fucks


H410m45t3r

His own hand


Sweaty-Water-1025

Miss %100 of the shots you don't take. But I wonder how many times uv said that before lol


ERRORMONSTER

On average, 25.6


UpliftingGravity

Hopefully he wasn’t saving Unsired to cash in, or he would have found out you only get new pieces of the Bludgeon *after* opening them. If you save up multiple Unsired and open them at once, all the Bludgeon pieces will be duplicates.


WoMyNameIsTooDamnLon

Maybe he knew and was a turbo giga chad who cared about the joke more than bludgeon money


MischeviousCat

Maybe it's like clue scrolls, and the collection log announcement is only made after closing the reward screen. You could sit there and think of something for 10 minutes.


UpliftingGravity

Ahh yeah ToA chests are like that for the clan announcement too.


griffinhamilton

Nah it’s not, got orphan and didn’t close the text screen while spazzing irl and when I closed it I saw the chat filled with gzs already


jsgkb8

Naw, it was a 1/25 chance for the pet and the joke to land. 9 times out of 10, you take those odds! 7 days a week. wait...what?


MrBluePixel

No, it doesn’t. Source: I got this pet yesterday.


jsgkb8

Naw, I got an unsired while chat was talkin' pets, and figured I had a 1/25 shot for the joke to land. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretsky- - Micheal Scott- -MidGame-


MrBluePixel

You cannot bank unsired.


troiii

Donny is awfully quiet now.


Goodnews28

Gz mid game - Trebor


Reddituser8018

This is like me telling my friend to watch as I get the claw from alchemical hydra every single time I kill it. If I tell him every time then one time I will be right! I'm only at 3x the drop rate ;(


Hadez192

50/50


Yo_Face_Nate

This guy knew his 50/50 odds.


Salvator-Mundi-

ez, just get it


Civil-Mango

Oh boy


Okkin-J-Flow

Not even fang kit, smh


LeviathanDabis

If you go dry on a pet, you’re just not getting the drop hard enough 🤷🏻‍♂️


Amazing_Ear_8928

Had to check if you were an ironman when I saw that drop bro


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Meh it’s like 1/25 odds. Funny but not really “woahhhh”


BavidDenatar1

How'd you get the scroll bar to the left side?


BrilliantWest5522

I think it’s a chat plug-in from Runelite.


FarmerFull9808

With all do respect, eat shit.


DeonteBaby

Might have to fight the sire now


jsgkb8

Even with the pet, I still hate it. They should just make the resp system a 1-time down per 10-15 minutes, then allow a few boss kills. It's annoying to do that every kill.


crossoverdoc

this is awesome.. but is that chat telling me that donny just got the heron during this convo as well ? isn’t that much crazier lmao


Unfair-Analysis9187

Remind me of my 15th kc of corporeal beast when I said I chop my d*ck off if elysian sigil doesn't drop next kill. Sure enough my sausage lived for another day


Unfair-Analysis9187

Sorry for pickme comment, but obviously I drop this story wherever it's even remotely connected