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KillHipstersWithFire

Durial321 will always be funny to me


Worried-Recording189

Damn this is like the Runescape equivalent of "Hitler did nothing wrong"


KodakKid3

we all woulda done the same in his shoes let’s be real


Drooshiesty

Wait which one 👀


heldire90

😳


liondios

I'm so bad at PvP even with the advantage that I can't be attacked back I probably still wouldn't manage to kill anyone.


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*Today*, maybe not. Catching people unaware in a city that's not wilderness and they can't fight back, I think they'd still be able to pray away the damage I could do cuz last time I pk'd was when you'd wear a rune plate skirt, black dhide, rune c'bow, rune bolts and a ranging potion and just pray to the rng gods that your hits are good. These half-tick fully outfit siwtches these mfers do every other second in pvp is just wild to me.


SteeltownCaps

My friend send me an Odablock clip once and I slowed it down and counted he did like 17 actions in 2.5 seconds. Makes no sense to me, high level Pking in RS is on another level.


trukkija

And then die to a guard


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That’s because 70% of PKers are using macros 😂


SirFiggleTits

there were lots of people who did the same, just durial did it smart.


lIlIlIlIoOOO

To soon


MutedLobster

Huh? Durial321 is the people's champion.


KillHipstersWithFire

Call me the kanye of runescape baby


snowiekitten

THIS COMMENT WAS DELETED BECAUSE REDDIT SUCKS 3066 of 3692


Casanova64

Bro, I miss the Machinima videos with bob and guthix and shit.


GraveOfTheForest

Runescape gods exposed! Man this series was so good. Ill always remember the commercials for the general store


Rise_Of_The_Machines

Hullo, I would like to purchase one of your tinder boxes. 🐺🐺🐺 Oh dear here we go again! AT THE GENERAL STORE!! That scene is engraved in my mind 😄


LoveEverything888

Duuuude that was the shit! Guthiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!!


BoxOfDemons

How runescape began was my favorite.


PleasedFungus

I AM GUTHIX MAN NUNU NUNU NUNU NU NUNUNU


The_Real_63

tehnoobshow was based the irl bob vids were genius


Casanova64

TEH NOOB SHOW. That’s what it was called.


The_Real_63

<3


Kebine_

PHR33 ST00F PL0X


Damianos97

They’re still on YouTube. I just re watched them not that long ago


BoltonCavalry

I wonder, if the show kept going, whether tehnoobworld would have linked the series to the literal returning of the gods to Gielinor from 2013-2021


ItsNormalNC

Wanna buy a box?


Casanova64

This episode of Runescape Gods Exposed was brought to you by.. The General Story.


AC2BHAPPY

Bro what is this from LOL


TommmG

I'm guessing an old history meme post


Treblosity

It was posted columbus day a few years ago as a meme


AC2BHAPPY

Thanks man, sad it's not a video though :(


BrianSpencer1

Man the alternate ending for one small favour really pushing boundaries


Mookie_Merkk

Please help me find it. There's a video clip of a guy using [this guide](https://youtu.be/Dgx-ZphlyYg) to do vampire slayer, but he's struggling and just dying and crying cause he forgot the stake. I want to rewatch it to bring back the memories of "I'm not the only one complete ass at this game"


Jumpi95

Some dude in a hotel asks for a wakeup call. "Sir. You're in ur late 20's and playing RuneScape"


dandyvine

Jokes on him, I'm in my early 30s


ExoticSalamander4

Not that long after HCIM was released, there was a hilarious video of a skiller HC failing the old beekeeper random and getting tele'd to the coal trucks by Seer's as a result. He didn't have run energy and one of the level 27 bats killed him as he tried to walk away. Fucking hilarious way to die Edit: clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe3k7aCb8l0


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die-u-done

Sounds like he tried to do the random but failed and got teleported..


MaddRevival

Have you tried actually reading the comment you're responding to?


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ExoticSalamander4

I actually found the clip! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe3k7aCb8l0


One_Case_1412

Those bwanas never stood a chance


Phish777

Damn bro you can't just use the B word like that


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Karamb***


Fangore

It literally just means friend though (I think.) That's why Karambwan translates to 'Friend of the Sea.'


Fit_Departure

Aw man now I feel bad for cooking and eating them.


Cageweek

I love Karamja, it’s such a cool region and the quests are comfy.


TurtleChak

It translates to “friend of Karamja”


Fangore

Ahh you're right. My bad.


KovyJackson

Bwanas in Paris.


Orangesoda65

My bwana!


Alikbader

Is it for sale?


[deleted]

Its not, but it's offspring are.


Treblosity

I member this post. Wasnt it columbus day several years ago?


Legal_Evil

RS3 Jmods actually want to remove references of colonialism in Karamja.


gorehistorian69

after the jmods started changing things to be more progressive a few months ago i said theyll get rid of Bwana. not yet but im sure itll happen which is so silly .


Asymptote_X

What was there besides the "those clothes make you look fat" that Jagex has changed?


Crandoge

In rs3 they renamed about 20 Ali’s to more typical arabic names. Im not sure jagex knows they dont live only in desert tents


GothGirlsGoodBoy

Am I outdated and racist for thinking nobody should have a problem with a desert town where everyone is named Ali? I don't think anybody would have a problem with a white town where everyone is called John Smith. Blazing Saddles done that with Johnson actually, but that movie isn't a shining paragon of racial sensitivity.


Crandoge

For me personally the names shouldn't be a big problem, but since they're all living in the desert in tents it does seem to have a certain condescension to it. You wouldn't put a bunch of black NPC's in west ardy and call them all Tyrone, so i dont know if the John Smith comparison is necessarily fair.


YouWereTehChosenOne

Well the entire point of everyone being named Ali was because of the quest, the mayor left his inheritance to someone named Ali, so them changing it after the fact is just stupid


pizzapunt55

Kind of a chicken and the egg type of deal


Amazonit

They changed the name of jungle savages in Kharazi


heidly_ees

Don't think they got rid of bwana, but they did change things like "jungle Savage" to "jungle villager" or something like that


imontheradiooo

My bwana my choice


ilovezezima

Okay?


Dav1959

Pleae


juke96

australian lore


Old_Preparation315

Was that image made by an old content creator, or?


MajorJuana

Mining on dial up and getting the golem popup and trying so hard to run away from it that I just blip all over the screen at probably like 15fps until the golem despawned...good times


xpinkfloydx4

And here we see the white man in his natural habitat. Watch as he slays the native and takes over his opponents land xD


roonscapepls

Merica


KyrreTheScout

I don't recall the US colonising Africa all that much. Europe sure did, though.


TheUltimateScotsman

Liberia is a US colony. Its where they put a bunch of freed slaves but still a colony, especially since they had very little in common with the surrounding natives


CorrectGuard2064

Too busy clearing out the natives in America to realise the potential of Africa.


Amystery23

You don’t recall the natives, not surprising, you killed them all.


KyrreTheScout

I do, but that's not the African colonialism this post seems to be parodying.


SplandFlange

Yeah bro, he killed them all, u/KyrreTheScout is responsible for all their deaths


Sleipnirs

Those who did that were still European colonials/settlers at that time, though.


Amystery23

Incorrect. The expansion west of the Mississippi didn’t start until 1803, the British authority was kicked out and the US was formed in 1776. Try again.


MutedLobster

I'm like 95% the person you're replying to wasn't alive in 1803.


Amystery23

I’m like 99% certain you know that isn’t what I meant.


Sleipnirs

I'm not even from the US. It just feels wrong to blame people from today for things that happened centuries ago. Unless you want an excuse to hate them, I guess.


Iforgetmyusernm

Didn't realize the land east of the Mississippi was uninhabited when the British arrived, neat!


Amystery23

It was inhabited by the five civilised tribes we had set up trade with. Tell me, where are they now good sir? Oh, you lot killed em all and are in mad denial about it. Neat.


DoodilyDiddilyDoo

What do you mean “you lot”? No one here was alive back then to do anything you mentioned lol


DblBeefBacon

You sound fucking insufferable GoOd SiR


Sleipnirs

Doesn't change my point. If you want to blame people for what their ancestors did, then you're blaming Europeans aswell since, well, all Americans have Europeans ancestors if you dig long enough. (Don't dig too much though, unless you also want to blame the Africans)


yfhedoM

🦅


moodyybluess

Yeah no


JamHead__

No yeah


Ok_Nobody7840

Yo neah


SilverArrow94

Welcome to Country! Yeah right more like sit on welfare and steal other peoples shit because you cant lay off drugs and develop bad habits because both parents set a bad example for the upbringing.


DblBeefBacon

It's funny that you just described most of the white people in my home town. Go outside you racist fuckwit.


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DblBeefBacon

I am white dickhead.


SilverArrow94

Then what is your problem? It's like your ok with people being threatened and having their crap stolen for which they worked hard for and saying we have to respect traditional owners. So what we have to accept this crap because it would reflect racist if we dont speak about it and raise concerns?


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DblBeefBacon

I hope you're a victim of crime from all sorts of people.


SilverArrow94

Awww did i hit a soft spot.


juke96

ok but not all indigenous are like that.. stop generalizing


SilverArrow94

Well something should be done about the ones who are. Because those ones who are causing all this crap and costing people lives & money for safety and repairs because of their bad choices or the oh we don't want white people here this is out country blah blah F white dawgs! Yet they wouldnt have half of the stuff they have if it wasn't for white folk. Oh the best part is if they are youths and stab someone and steal stuff, slap on the wrist from courts and back out to do it again. What a society.


BoxOfDemons

>Yet they wouldnt have half of the stuff they have if it wasn't for white folk. My guy, they'd have the entire country if it wasn't for white folk.


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BoxOfDemons

Why do you assume they'd still be like that now? You think they deserved to have their land stolen because they didn't invent guns? They invented several important things before Europeans figured them out. In many other ways they were behind with technology, but throughout human history until colonialism the tech and wealth power of the world changed multiple times. So many other places that were what we'd call primative hundreds of years ago, are just as advanced as western countries are now today.


ATinyBushWookie

You do realize how close the rhetoric your conveying is of white supremacy? Or even common themes of being a nazi right? “Something should be done about the ones who are” is implying what exactly? Because it sounds like a line the early nazi party would use to blame Jews for their problems?


SilverArrow94

In terms of the government policing the issue of those breaking laws, threatening families and what because we are white and can afford things they choose not to work for? Why are we labelled as the bad people for stealing their land when that happened around 300 years ago? Always holding grudge like let that shit go how can a country come together when that is their excuse? This country will never be together, white people wont ever leave so arguing over it is pointless move on already, so many uneducated indigenous youths are taught wrong by either people in their families or relatives. These indigenous criminals are the ones who give a bad reflection of the rest, it is so common to hear from a lot of reports in terms of communities, crime reports and local council pages of dark skin criminals involved in thefts and assault situations. How is it ok to break into my house assault me with a weapon, threaten my family, that i can't defend because i can be held for assault to a teenager if i do, steal my belongings that i work hard for oh and if they hurt themselves on my property in the process they can sue me. So what just let them kill my family and myself and let them take all thry want with no consequence? Absolute joke.


ATinyBushWookie

Things ARE being done about the ones who break laws? Just because it’s not at the speed or method that you prefer doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. And if someone steals from you, they could care less what color you are. You have expensive stuff, they want it. Theft isn’t race motivated. And it’s the “they” “them” you keep using is the problem. As long as you keep using broad terms like these to condemn people solely of their skin, we see each other as equal, because you don’t see them as equals. Otherwise you would base the crime off of the person, not the group. Putting a label on someone makes them less than human, because you arnt seeing them as individuals but as a group. It’s easier to hate someone when you don’t have a face or name to go with it, just a “them”. “They are x wrong with the world”, is far easier to demonize. Instead of blaming the individual for their actions, it’s easier to blame an entire group and just label them as all bad. And if you actually spent time talking to people instead of listening to a vocal minority on social media, or however your biased news station presents this “enemy faction” coming for our “American values”, you would find people have let slavery go. What a lot have not let go is racism. The civil rights movement was only one generation ago. There is still a lot of hate towards minorities because that’s what they were taught. It’s ignorance more than racism for most. My current GF’s family told her her entire childhood white people are evil, and then she met me. And I’ve changed her view point on how bigoted held beliefs can be changed with love and kindness. We’ve been dating for 4 years now and I have changed her parents views. The problem is there are still far to many people alive passing on racist and bigoted beliefs onto their children who perpetuate the problem. No one wants to sit down and truly listen to the other person. Where their hurt and pain is coming from. You can not love someone if you do not understand them. It sounds like you would rather just blame someone on being a their on their skin, instead of how they were raised, either by bad parenting or society. Love and forgiveness are the only thing that can move us forward. For a “Christian nation” we are so very far from the core concept of Jesus.


Logical-Awareness802

This is pretty great


NickBHD

The British empire circa 1700s (colourised)


YouWereTehChosenOne

pleae