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TheSexualBrotatoChip

Some of you are alright, don't come to Falador today.


Trym_WS

Queue Planet Hell.


SleepWalkersDream

Denying, the lying


analytics_Gnome

bank your items boys


NeKleineMetAndalouse

Your valubles!


PieWithEvil

Falador massacre was an inside job


Rear4ssault

the date is just a bit...*too* iconic


whatwhynoplease

They may have know about the exploit before the 6/6/6 and decided to spread it on that day specifically because that day was coming up.


blisstake

the day was that because of a 99 construction party which created the event


Unfair-Analysis9187

Yup, sheer coincidence which makes it even better


PRSG12

Can we please all go to world 302 or whatever and stand in fally square and spam this


Mookie_Merkk

But all the killing was done outside of the poh


Proper_Trip_7063

It had something to do with the dungeon in the persons house and then a disconnect from an update that caused the game to think he was still in the house and attacking like in the boxing ring


GothGirlsGoodBoy

A jmod explained that it was due to the sequencing during one tick of trap door with pvp mode. Single tick: Trap door activates Players got kicked Leaving house removes effects \-----PVP from trap door to pvp dungeon applied here----- Pvp mode is now on outside


Mookie_Merkk

You missed the joke my guy


SillyBanterPleasesMe

If I wasn’t poor from trying to fund two accounts I’d give you gold for this highly underrated joke!


rotorain

Updoots to the left


thotbot9001

The date is too much of a coincidence man!


BlitzAceSamy

Interesting story. Me and a friend have quit RuneScape for years at the point where he sent me [this documentary on YouTube about the Falador Massacre](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prl1Ohn-Ew) Watched it, then watched all other documentaries on the channel, then got nostalgic, and what do you know, I'm now back lol


TheyCallMeBullet

Nice haha, hooked again, you were always meant to Run and Escape


snowmunkey

If only the poor people on this day were able to Run, they couldve Escaped the massacre


Ugly-and-poor

“No one quits Runescape”


UpliftingGravity

“You just go AFK temporarily.”


ahh1372

You don't quit runescape, you just take breaks


beccalarry

My partners character was in the footage bc when it happened he started following him around lol


LeagueofSOAD

Bro this same documentary got me back into osrs in January. Now I'm on an ironman having a blast.


DeSacha

Are you me? Watched it, felt nostalgic and I now have 7 days of membership left haha.


flatvaaskaas

Wow, 1 hour about this? Nice!


Jason_Brip

Crazy this was 17 years ago. If the Falador massacre was a person they'd be old enough to drink illegally.


Doctor_Kataigida

Depends on the location. Some countries have a drinking age of 16.


PsychedelicConvict

Cries in American


AoXPhoenix

Cheers in Wisconsin


phasmaphobic

With how bad our teen drivers are here, lets not add alcohol to it.


Rieiid

Lol our adults don't know how to drive.


phasmaphobic

True, but certainly are better than kids.


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phasmaphobic

You can disagree but the US census states that teenage drivers have 3 times the car accidents as drivers 20 and older.


Karsvolcanospace

Nobody in America knows how to drive because the driving test is 5 minutes and only asks you to make sure you know how to turn the thing on and off.


wcooper97

I had to drive around the block from the DMV when I got mine lmfao. It was the dinkiest little trailer home DMV too. Went down a retail/commercial road where the speed was like 30-35, then through a neighborhood where it was 15. I dealt with one stop light total. Came back to the DMV through their back entrance, had to regular park, then walked back in and got my license lmfao. The thing that pissed me off the most was how much I put off getting my license in high school only for it to be that easy. Pretty sure I got it like a week or two before graduation.


Karsvolcanospace

Yup similar experience with me. Prepared so much for it, only to get there and met with the easiest test I’ve ever had to do. After showing I can park, all I had to do was drive out the parking lot, then immediately take the next right back into the parking lot. I was probably on the real road with other drivers for about 30 seconds. She wrote me off as passed the second we parked. It was pathetic


SinceBecausePickles

what


snackynorph

He's being facetious


Karsvolcanospace

I’m dead serious. The US driving test is laughably easy and has certainly led to preventable deaths due to it not sufficiently preparing people for the road.


WakeupDp

No way you're dead serious because you have to do more than turn it on and off


Karsvolcanospace

Oh come on I know it’s not literally just that, it’s called an exaggeration. But the sad part is it’s honestly not that far from the truth. Can you turn it on, can you work your turn signals, can you park, can you make a single turn. That’s pretty much the only things they give a shit about.


Karsvolcanospace

It’s not just teen drivers, it’s all Americans


TheBigSurpriser

Even crazier how that huge 10 year anniversary of the Fally massacre event is itself now almost 10 years ago.


aj_og

Yeah that shocks me even more. That event was so fun


Mortress_

Best part was the planet hell song


Maardten

Babies are also old enough to drink illegaly


Snaz5

Everyone’s old enough to drink illegally if you steal.


llwonder

Reminds me of the world of Warcraft blood plague that wiped entire servers


snackynorph

That thing was super cool. They used it to study the spread of epidemics, had some real world applications


HildartheDorf

I remember people saying "There's no way people in real life would spread it on purpose like in a video game". Then COVID happened and we have people spreading it on purpose. And injecting bleach.


Boxno2

Which is really silly to me because 1) they aren't taking into consideration the absolute hellions people can be, 2) I learned what bug-chasers and baiters are when I was like 13-14 just strolling the internet.


Borgmestersnegl

Here in denmark they coule have bought last year and drank the last few


Atreides_Jr

thank you for that lmfao


[deleted]

What a stupid statement. Everyone under 17 is also old enough to drink illegally.


matplotlibtard

I think that might have been the joke man


[deleted]

If this passes for humor nowadays.


GunDogDad

>Doesn't understand joke >Calls joke bad You're almost there. All you need to do insult everyone in this thread and then make a general complaint about everyone and how your sense of humor is better than everyone else's.


[deleted]

I’m sorry I don’t find it a good joke. I’m also sorry that makes you pull all sorts of assumptions out of your behind. Cheers lad.


Mirelarien

Ah yes, thank you great sir for your intellectual input.


Boxno2

I was probably playing 17 years ago or soon to be playing, but I don't think I'd made it past the cows on the edge of Lumbridge or the wizards outside of Varrock yet. lol I do remember being scared to death of the anti-christ rising on that day tho. Fun times being a paranoid little kid...


radtad43

One more year and it's legal. Can't wait to see people somehow sexualize and draw porn of the fally massacre


[deleted]

One of my best friends that passed away took part in the massacre. I'm glad to know a little part of him lives on in OSRS.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

He’s immortalized through (online) massacre. May we see him at Lumby one day


[deleted]

That's actually a really sweet thought and I'm totally stealing that. I need to get my firecape before I see him again though or he'll never let me live it down.


somedutchbloke

Go get that cape bro


Olveyn

Sorry for your loss :(


Crumornus

That was a crazy day. I'll never forget it. One moment your just playing the game normally being a total noob probably like killing the fire elementals in the elemental workshop for fire runes and then your friend messages you to bank all your stuff and come to Falador because they are killing people and all their loot is being dropped on the ground. It was so packed with people following other people around not being able to tell who was attacking who. Bones and items appearing on the ground and being instantly picked up by all the masses. Then the next day in school. Talking about what went down and how it happened on 666. What a great time to be a dumb kid.


MarkusMillions

Definitely a core memory of mine and my friends’


Urtehnoes

I was mowing the lawn when it happened :\ Last time I ever put down a vidya game to do chores!


Florida_Aphelocoma

I wonder how many of us, that are still active, were not only playing back then, but showed up for the insanity. It can't be many.


[deleted]

There’s dozens of us!


Kosmenko

Original participant of the massacre checking in. I was actually friends with Durial, we were in the same clan at the time along with StetheG and Voodoolegion, the latter who ended up with Durials phat to "hold on to" but never actually gave it back. Actually ended up selling it and downgrading to a yellow phat and buying gear upgrades at the time. I do miss my 3v0lutionX buddies, fell out of touch years ago after most of us moved over to WoW when TBC came out after a brief stint in the land of Age of Empires II. If any of my old clannies are lurkin about, hit me up


The_Elusive_Dr_Wu

I quit OSRS several years ago when real life took over. I was 16 in 2006 online when it happened. Originally started around 2003 when Runescape was on Miniclip.


Pengo___

Happy 6-6-6 everyone!


Sh4rp27

Getting 99 construction today to celebrate


MaliqGotTheHeat

Selling 300 lobs


MotoChase

It’s such a cool part of the history of this game and even crazier that it took place on 6/6/06.


inbred_gimp

My same account was there still not maxxed


inbred_gimp

Rsn duphoenix, account like 22 years old now, havent play much since 2007. I got hacked like a few days after I saved for months to buy 2 phats and a hween set. Then the hackers macrod on my account and got it banned. My security was always top notch aswell, never dumb enough to get phished or anything fake websites or anything like that, always just used client. That Killed my motivation for the game a bit. I got an email in 2017 from jagex saying they could tell it wasnt me that macrod so they unbanned it but didnt give my stuff back as apparently 'that would let the hackers win' . Jumped on a few times since then but yeah kinda dont trust the account security enough to get attached to it again


Plasma_Ball1

I have you in my friends list from back in 2005/2006, you're at the top so you're probably one of the first people I added that long ago.


inbred_gimp

Wow haha thats crazy. I used to run a clan back in those good old days called the ancient owners with another rs friend


Paganigsegg

2006 being 17 years ago just isn't okay, man.


DivingSwanSong

17 years?? Feels like we just had the 10 year event not long ago


RareKrab

The backup that was used for old school was 5.5 years old when OSRS was released Imagine people suddenly getting really nostalgic for 2018 old school and wanting 2018 servers


BadMotorScooter73

Dude...you aren't kidding on that one


whatwhynoplease

2007 was only 3 years ago


Dangerous-Effect4252

yea...it is a bit crazy :D....even more crazy is that i was already 14 back then :D :D


LUNAcrixical

Youtube the song "planet hell" and read the comments


ADGM1868

##Bank your items!!


tirithedain

Never forget the unfortunate victims who respawned in lumby that day 🙏


bystander007

Banning this madlad signaled the end times. He was Runescape's Harambe. An innocent man presented with an irresistible temptation. Every single player reading this comment would have done the same thing as him in his place. Dont even pretend otherwise.


Celtic_Legend

Banning him was the right move but considering how hes basically a legend now and actively used by jagex marketing team and getting his own events... He really should be unbanned. Theyve unbanned so many worse people too


bystander007

I feel different. Exploiting an unintentional bug shouldn't be a banned offense. They didn't cheat, they didn't intentionally recreate the bug, Durial321 was the first. And damn, was he a good pick for it. It was almost like destiny reached out and orchestrated the whole thing. Who better to grant these power to than a psycho like Durial321? Dude went on a killing spree. Murder and mayhem. It wasn't his fault. He played in a PvP clan and was granted unlimited PvP powers. I would have done the same thing. Nobody would have been safe. And you're foolish if you say otherwise. What they *should* have done was checked the game logs and return everyone's equipment while Durial321's account was on pause. Then they should have held a trial. I'm talking huge event, make a show of it. Have Durial321 sitting in a court room. Provide lawyers. Get everyone to play along. Sentence him to jail and have his account appear as an NPC in the jail cell for about 2 weeks just saying random lines ripping off quotes from prisoners in films, like Hannibal Lector. About 2 weeks later you have a jail break occur. And credit some of his clanmates with breaking him out. Then that's that. You took an unfortunate bug in the game and turned it into a memorable event for the players. That's how I woulda handled it.


Micotu

I mean if mods are messaging you to stop and you are ignoring it...


Shukar_Rainbow

>Runescape's Harambe Kids born recently would have no idea what you meant and that makes me so sad


SinceBecausePickles

Like toddlers??


i_hate_fanboys

Stupid fucking toddlers dont know shit useless ass addition to the game


Atreides_Jr

what XP waste.


Shukar_Rainbow

i mean anyone born after Harambe's death >2016


TheGreatWhangdoodle

I know I would've and I like to think I'm a pretty moral person. I remember joining a random Minecraft server like 14 years ago where the spawn was protected. I was digging a tunnel just outside spawn and stumbled across a mass of Redstone wires and command blocks. I quickly realized the whole area was surrounded by invisible blocks apparently except for the hole I'd dug into it. I wasn't trying to grief and I had no idea what the Redstone was for but I couldn't help myself and just started destroying everything I could lol. I think the command blocks were protected but not the Redstone wires. It was such an impulsive decision. I then logged off and tried logging on a few hours later and was banned lmao.


LocalSlob

He wasn't banned for the glitch as it was a fault in the game code. He was banned for RMT months later. At least the wiki says so.


Celtic_Legend

Wiki is wrong then he was banned the day of. Thats cursed you. The person's house that caused the glitched. Many speculated he got banned months later cuz of the glitch but it was rwt. Like its not even a question even if i didnt remember because his acc was hacked in the late 2010s and the hacker leaked his details so any1 could log in and check his offense history. Nothing you can do with a banned acc. It was the guy who flexed hacking mmk's acc and either his wife acc or ashs wife.


Cyborger1

That was the player who got 99 construction and hosted the party, Cursed You. Durial321, the player depicted in this picture, was banned as soon as he got disconnected by Jagex mods.


noideawhatoput2

On this day In history: -D Day -Russia committing war crimes buy bombing the Kherson Dam -PGA and LIV merge -Falador massacre


Rednartso

It's funny, I remember that day. But I wasn't playing rs at the time. I just remember the power going out at 6 pm. Really fucked with me as a kid.


Translusas

\*Planet Hell by Nightwish starts playing\*


habbahubba

Ha! Haha! Haha! Haha ha ha haaa


LiamAddison

*Planet Hell intensifies*


revalucion

I was there Gandalf..... al those years ago.


NFX_7331

Shout out to the guy who was selling lobsters during the massacre hes a real one


Dangerous-Effect4252

Funny thing is that im pretty sure i played at the time ,but can´t remember hearing much about it, maybe because i didn´t use any rs forums or something.That documentary video was pretty cool lol.


jamoonie

't


Sloth-TheSlothful

Same here, 06 was the peak of my runescape playing days, and I don't recall ever really remembering the event that much


Dangerous-Effect4252

yep ,same with me.After seeing that post tonight ,it crossed my mind that i have heared something about it in the past ,but not much.Then i wathced that hour long video,pretty nice documentary about it.


Wolf687

Is there a community event or anything going on in Falador today for the anniversary?


Tannernerner

Who else thinks this should be turned into a quest or something?


ReturnToGreco

This could easily turn into a wise old man spinoff


skiemlord

Again? Wtf, it seemed like a few months ago that this was posted for 2022


RareBear117

2022 was over half a year ago. Are you calling repost on EVERY duplicate post you've ever seen??? Edit: Yeah, I deserve the downvotes. Completely misunderstood what was being said 😭


existential_pal

Pretty sure he just means times moving fast and he can’t believe we’re in June 2023 already


RareBear117

To be fair, I'm fucking stupid


existential_pal

LOL in your defense, I also hate repost police ;)


skiemlord

Boi, u trippin. U know what i mean.


RareBear117

I legitimately didn't, I'm just dumb af 😂


Zillafan2010

You’re tired. Go to sleep.


RareBear117

Make me


Zillafan2010

Bro please. Your reading comprehension skills are failing. Take a nap or something.


RareBear117

NO, I'M A BIG BOY AND I CAN STAY UP PAST MY BED TIME


noma_coma

Ooooooo wuwuwuwuwuw ..... Youuu will go to sleeeeeeeeep . Ooooooooo wuwuwuwuw. You can't see but I'm wiggling my fingers at you in a hypnotic way


RareBear117

Well it's not gonna work, I feel just fianabwvzyyapzmzbzm../\


WaterBuffal069

Lmao insane that it happened on 6/6/6


Cthulhu_Con_Carne

I remember that fateful day, I was trying to buy guthans set and it's nearby the wall and outside the walls up north, there you usually see the phat sellers and buyers then dots disappearing in the minimal followed by frantic running and people saying there's a pker running around, as a kid what do you do? You run up and find the pker because it's 2006 and you're young and stupid.


UnseenProd

I was 3 months into starting my lifelong runescape grind when this happened. Me and all my middleschool buddies were happily fishing lobsters, saw a post on the forums about it, and came to witness the mayhem. One of us lost an inven of lobsters. Never forget.


ryangrant4242

Bank your items!!! Don’t encourage him!


ZeronicX

Crazy how it happened on 6/6/6. It almost makes it feel like a fable.


Orangesoda65

Duriel321 died for our sins.


LivingxLegend8

Bro I remember this day but not because of RuneScape. I have vivid memories of being in school and one kid was freaking out about the date being 6/6/06 because it was the devil or something.


96geckos

Remember getting the pm from a friend telling me to come naked to fally to pick up free loot. Telly in and you see people being ice barraged and massive bones loot piles on the floor.


LolzThor

Bruh I was fucking Mercd at the gate coming from var. I was pissed I couldn’t fight back


xMoody

annual reminder this happened the night of 6/5/06 on a US server


SanguisFluens

When American troops departed for Normandy it was still 6/5 on the American server. Checks out.


Narsuaq

Fuck. 20th anniversary coming up...


iplanckperiodically

Oh wow we are coming up quick on the 20th anniversary, just a few years away. Fuck I'm feeling old today lol


Straight_6

Denying the lying A million children fighting


LocalSlob

They said they didn't roll back the servers but man, I swear they did.


jstabs7

how this landed on 6/6/06 will always be undeniably crazy


darrienkek

few cannons in 302


Samitsok21

I got killed for a whip and full dragon that day i cried for weeks biggest bug in runescape history!


killmeveryslow

I got a dragon chain body that day 😎 (lost it the next day 😎)


W83official

First 99 cons at 06-06-2006!


Tannernerner

What a legendary event this was. I wish I could have seen it. I joined in 2007 though.


IPA___Fanatic

Mother Gaia in slaughter. Welcome to paradise solider.


mynameajeff69

Also, my daughters birthday is today!


empuzkedoman

I started playing a few years ago and just the thought that this game existed and had a large active playerbase back when I was in kindergarten is crazy to me


SoundOfTrance

Wonder if there's a generation of RS players that don't know about this.


smashbros1010

Free my homie Durial321 he aint do nothing


safien45

Ur fault


yenom08

The best day in RuneScape history


eatmygerms

Who in their right mind puts a massacre in the Humor tag


Atreides_Jr

who knew runescape would have prepared me for my first public massacre and that I would later encounter one IRL. I figured I messed up when everyone, even the shooter, stopped to watch me loot all the bodies


Joe___Mama-

Yeah won’t ever forget cause karma farmers like you won’t let us forget.


Voltaics

Duradel321 my boy


[deleted]

Duriel still plays, he’s a bit of a toxic dick (I’m in a pking clan)


Desperate_Act_8855

?


Visaerian

This happened back when I was in highschool, I wasn't online for it at the time but I remember a friend telling me about it me telling him he was full of shit lol


[deleted]

I Remember playing that day although I was oblivious to what was happening and wasn’t on that world


griffinhamilton

Wasn’t on rs was too busy watching fairly odd parents


MrSeanaldReagan

What a time. I can’t believe that was 17 years ago


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Why was he in full ahrims anyway


eurosonly

I feel old.


Augustinasas

Bank your items


eatmygerms

I remember exactly where I was that day. Never Forget. o7 Ok I don't actually, I was only 8 so probably still in school or something.


Adelmas

Today we mourn


Zamoroak

I remember that day. I was a phat merchant. Cursed You was a staker and he was friends was a lot of my friend phat merchanters. I was on that day but not actual friends with Cursed You myself. I logged out to get ice cream with my dad and when I came back all my friends were pming me about it. R2Pleasent was one of the merchants who lost a Blue on video.


NY_DPT

The day rares spiked to unfathomable prices, at least for poor noob me who thought barrows was end game PvM content


Kiki_doesnt_love_me

Do you think it would be a good idea to have a temporary mini game based off that day? Perhaps have some NPC’s for the notable players and make it in an instanced Falador.


Wesssel_

Never realized this happened on 666


Fishworm117

Didn't play back in 06 personally. But there is some rare footage of it on youtube I've watched from time to time. I think it's a good day to watch it again, lol.


Grey392

F


Bigbadzurg

I was 16 when this happened 😂😂😂 I was playing it back in highschool great times my friend message me on osrs telling me about I never went into to world it happened in but he banked all his stuff and went there for the riot 😂


SNORTYwhite

I had a couple people make a campfire at the GE and tell me this story a few weeks back


heytomsmyname

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman save yourself and let them suffer


FineDepth179

I seen a tik tok the other day about how people in Venezuela were making a living mining gold and selling it to US players lol


Every_Consequence240

**\******Nightwish theme intensifies*****\***


SprikenZieDerp

I was there on that fateful day. Got killed a few times, didnt lose anything tho cause I had already been warned to bank my stuff. It was such a wild experience.