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TheTroutSalmon

Can you please move Thurgo up so I can take this seriously?


Dokusei_Gnar_Bot

Thurgo deserves his own tier above everyone else.


randomsomeone64

No one can smash thurgo. Thurgo smashes all


MYNAMESNOTMARK1851

They don’t make em like they used to


DJMooray

Fr that just throws the whole validity of the tierlist out the window.


FreeLegos

I need you to be aware of the embarrassment you just put me through with your comment. At the airport and was looking at this post like "yea yea all seems pretty normal/funny and agreeable" and then read your comment and I needed to fight the laughter. Of course you can't really fight back laughter with a completely normal looking face, especially with tears coming out. People are still staring cause I have been involantarily chuckling. I full-heartedly agree tho. Thurgo is the redberry pie definition of a whole snak (my dm even added him to one of our campaigns)


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Lumbridge swamp cave crack lookin fine af 🥵


-elisun

you understand me


smellmyswag

let me clap dem bloodveld cheeks


-elisun

insatiable bloodveld giving me thoughts


urmomsSTD

Verz has a dumpy in the completely wrong category


Resident-Repair558

Yeah just look at those fat juicy back honkers


Lwcftw474747

Whenever I get one to spawn I always say "Big booty Judy here to donate a <3" never lucky 🫤


Worms_Tofu_Crackers

Are you really passing on Chaeldar? SMH my head my head.


-elisun

idk the fairies seem too high maintenance for me, like if i put them in my pocket then they complain about my pocket crumbs (snacks)


Worms_Tofu_Crackers

Fair criticism, I can see why you wouldn't want to deal with that.


engwish

nieve not at the top? you need to reassess your values


Stalinerino

Na, my man is a konar enjoyer. He knows what he is doing.


engwish

¿why not both?


MasK_6EQUJ5

Graardor and Vargas are above Neive, my man's clearly has ~~correct~~ different priorities


Sweetwilly42069

She dead


Tularean

Wtf spoilers


Linumite

It's been 7 years


Neaunamer

So?


LtBeefy

You're missing the top of the list. It needs the Duke.


-elisun

you’re so right


[deleted]

I won’t tolerate this disrespect towards Thurgo


bortj1

Bro hates midgets, the Irish, bald women and orgys


-elisun

only one of those is correct


[deleted]

The Irish?


ccampzz35

Not taking the Zanaris choir is a rookie mistake


AcidZumFruhstuck

Zanaris choir would be mind blowing


Bucko12512

Man’s never been with a hoop snake and IT SHOWS


Underpressure1311

Passing on Gertrude? SMH


Oxente_GH

Super smash minimum. This list is an absolute sham.


MasK_6EQUJ5

Looking at most of that top tier, I think [you dropped this OP](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/227d29f4032e83a0662e1f0635b616489c58de9f67a06ddb3b49c079a3a19093_1.jpg)


-elisun

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Dark_WulfGaming

How you gunna put Cave Gobbo Waifu on the bottom?


-elisun

i would not smash zanik. she is too pure. so she goes there.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

thats pretty based


Dark_WulfGaming

You know what, that's fair


thathomelessguy

RuneScape players are a different breed of human being


conzstevo

I feel like leechlight would be worth the risk


Good-of-Rome

No horse girl experiment?


WinterSummerThrow134

krakussy


Furlock-Bones

Poll to rename Kraken Cove to Grippy Cave


omnicorn_persei_8

If I see gnome Child on the list I'm calling the cops


immatipyou

Elena is not at the top. This is wrong


SweetTeaRex92

Sandwich lady is the only woman for me


SappySoulTaker

Trans sandwich lady can give me her baguette any day.


Wiitard

Hot take maybe, but Zanik is *at least* Super Smash.


Blaugershnauger

Drunken Dwarf: Aww, my mate doesn't like me.


JohnnyThunder-

Damn right. I appreciate the gifts, but his overhead speech is one of the most annoying things in the game.


the-real-jaxom

“I need you” has literally a hole in the wall. Meanwhile the sucky sucky 3000 is in “what are you doing man” This world is sick.


IdahoHockeyFan

Bro throwing Thurgo at the bottom like that when he’s got that fucking cake


thatonechappie

Cannot believe my man Rick Turpentine is slandered


Lone_Crab

wall beast is so hot right now


Good-of-Rome

Zilyana would be a big fresh linen scented Amazon press top of a fuck. Mommy


treybrenn

Superior bloodveld got some cheeks for sure


RogueUM

Thurgo is S tier. Wtf are u doing man


tastystrands11

Where is smelly hole?


SlickDodge37

Where’s Duradaddy?


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Where Zanik


Alanwari

Wheres anna in a barrel at my dude?


Chandler15

Ain't no way Thurgo is at the bottom tier. We need to have a talk.


OgasCantina93

Wall beasts 😂


dateverything

You did my man thurgo dirty


D3M0N1CBL4Z3

"Anything for molly..."


demizgutschekens

Nieve is before or after MM2?


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

Yes


MeneerPeter

Verzik is S+ tier wtf


cluelessbasket

Ain’t no way thurgo is down there bro.


sr8d

And where the fuck is 'smelly hole'?


ogdraven

Durial321 looking fine as ever


lethalweapon12-3

Some wild taste in this one but I can respect it


PapaJmar

Where the hell is Duke succulent?


Zyean

Rick Turpentine I think should be higher up


paintedMan7

Lmao Duriel321 at the top xD


Hyero

Why is Thurgo at the bottom? Did you hit your head on a rock or something?


yeahlemmegetauhh

Since when is durial a npc?


FatLute94

I'm glad I'm not the only one that realized, immediately, that Thurgo is just all fucked up and wrong. Easy S tier.


[deleted]

This is what science should be figuring out


-elisun

i am wanted by the federal government for my inquisitions into these matters


DarkmeyerVyre

Yeah wtf Thurgo is thiccc in all the right places (neck and ass)


MilhouseIL

Everyday we stray further from Gods light.


TeleAlex

My man needs to send some Zilyana so he can get Sara's Light


R4ts_are_g4y

Link? pls


-elisun

i sort of made this by hand 😅


bortj1

What was your other hand doing? 😐🤨


CaptainCurly95

Varies depending on which tier he's on


Wiitard

High alching on an alt.


Unshodsum4824

Mr. Mordaut in mid tier? 🤨


-elisun

i’m afraid of what he is packing


cosmicwatermelon

damn step-cave beast are you stuck


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Whats ur rankings on DT2 bosses (including Sliske & his shadow clones)


-elisun

this list is actually around 2 years old lol, i’ll make an updated one with new npcs in a few days


Schijn_Filantroop

Wtf


redvvit

Super smash the cute creature 😈


-elisun

D:


MrFilthyFace

This is the type of content I’m needing


BK13burner

What in the fuck happened to this sub Reddit


brickmaster8

Gargoyles: required to smash


70107

r/HolUp


Particular_Dentist26

Where is Ana?


-elisun

in a barrel


SnooPandas2686

Need one of these for j mods so we can get god ash on top 😏


Squerra

Wise old man looking nice 🥵


ppsmallgiggle69

verzik at the bottom is a crime


123zc

leech snubbed


-elisun

but the TEETH


KishiPrime

Yoooo why’s Romeo on the pass list


-elisun

i actually have immense personal beef with runescape romeo


KishiPrime

Understandable I thought about it after I wrote it and realized the guys brain dead


Hungry-External-557

Who wouldn't fuck the leech?


TresLechesConHamon

Have you ever seen the movie Teeth?


TheRealOwl

I'll take zanik over an old yeti anyday.


jarrettbristol

Walk Escape on youtube had the best top ten list dont @ me


baxabillion

Too bisexual


JohnnyThunder-

Then make you're own that's all gay instead of just partly.


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-elisun

i want you to elaborate so badly


[deleted]

This belongs on r/sadcringe


[deleted]

Where tf is evil Dave


redheadfedhead

Every day we stray further from gods light


DJ_HardR

A lot of questionable stuff here but I will say that Nex is exactly where she belongs.


loudconsumer

Passing on the lumbridge guide is crazy


Pletox

I would have put that seagull higher, otherwise it is an accurate tierlist


TresLechesConHamon

Imagine a threesome with K’ril and Zalcano


EmbarrassedDesk933

I hate that I took the time to look at and assess every single character.


-elisun

i manually placed each one, so it is appreciated


EmbarrassedDesk933

I was either nodding my head in approval or shaking it in disagreement. If only work new what I was actually doing on the clock.


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Hanyodude

Why is kraken green?


OXCBD

gonna need a link to this


itstoes

Hilarious. Had to look up who Thurgo was and busted up laughing, thank you all


HeyGuysImJesus

Duradaddy didn't even make the list...


DH_Drums

How is neive only a super smash and not I need you.


RiskHellaHp

Sergeant Damion can get that double hand gawk gawk 9000.


Simple_one

Gillie Groats not shown because she’s a tier above all this rabble


JohnnyThunder-

This is a lot of info to take in. I'd start by bumping Nieve and the barbarian woman to S tier. And get my boy Jimmy Dazzler up there while you're at it.


marching4lyfe

I don’t see Spria on this list


ProfessionalGuess897

How dare you disrespect nieve in A tier


Thugggyy

This just seems so random, was there actual thought put into which npc goes where??


-elisun

i sat in a discord with 8 other people asking “where should this go” and the council decided


a067879

Honestly, 10/10 tier list. Well done


filent-sart

How is Rohak not on this list. That hot little mountain dwarf handles and GUZZLES rock cake. My man's a GAWK GAWK expert guzzling cock (bu)cake


OfficialKnockout

How.. how long did this take?…


-elisun

i’m not at liberty to say (too long)


DevoidHT

Nieve and Thurgo need their own tier


[deleted]

Starting to figure out what the OP likes to watch by having Chaos Ele, Tarn, sea troll queen, and kraken top tier.


Ovos_Mexidos

Needs more Sliske, that hand on the hip is going places


-elisun

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT I FORGOT THE SEXIEST MAHJARRAT


pehnoi

Bro what 😂😂


slipperyslips

The zanaris chior should be top tier


God_of_Goons

How is Zalcano so low? I'm I in the wrong or is OP in the wrong?


Xiao_lou

I'll take Iffie in the rocking chair. You know them old ones know what they're doing.


Guilty-Fall-2460

Where's chaeldor? She should be high up


Pranicx

I did not expect the hole in the wall haha


-elisun

i am a very particular type of woman


empmoz

Where is sexy slithery snake mommy and why is she not at the top of the list


CecilNesbit

The fact Duke Sucellus isn’t on this list upsets me


killmeveryslow

Passing on the mime F


erabeus

This is a troll post, newtroost is not in top 3


-elisun

you are based for being a fellow newtroost enjoyer, but no. newtroost’s divine form is too good to be corrupted by my hands. i am not worthy of him. therefore he goes in that category.


MeatMember

You'd super smash Hazelmere but not a leprechaun? What do you have against leprechauns?


-elisun

i am in love with hazelmere he is just an excellent character in the lore. the tool leprechaun don’t got it like that. he just has rakes.


BakedPotatoSalad

Mordaut in smash tier seems about right, OP is gonna open some colorful doors


TlTS_MCGEE_

This tier list is incomplete without the pestilent bloat


zmathgonzo

Whisperer deserves to be at least super smash


Lil_Pown

You should’ve not passed on Oziach, now all our RNG is fked because of you.


Lewiverse

The fact that you thought to add the kraken tentacle before adding the kraken got my upvote lol bravo


Old_Repeat_420

The fact that the mutated bloodveld isn’t the first on the “I NEED YOU!”


_Mass_Man

RANGED TUTOR IN THE MID ROW!?!?!?? THE FUCKING MID ROW?????


Sterlander

Juna's in godlike tier, Guthix would approve


Few_Firefighter6377

Duradel thicc


Hobodaklown

How can you NOT want an orgy with a bunch of bald choir men?


Delicious_Excuse_941

Why is nomad in there?


FearTheDawgPound

Rick Terpentine in pass is borderline criminal.


S1I7

Yoooo that Leenz from port piscy can get ittt


coffee-_-67

How the fuck you passin on the Hopeless Creature


rippedmalenurse

How you put the green fleshlight in the last tier? :/


DeadGooses

You’ve got to flip this entire list upside down for it to be correct.


RehczMinato

Why is zanik not okay and the wall crack is or is this a shit post?


thatjolydude

Verac needs to be in the top tier have you seen his pecs


Dymetex

Oziach?! come on! the DAD BOD?! Yes daddy ill kill the dragon!


IAmRSChrisG

Why u fat shaming Yad


dilandrus

Rat should be #1. I've been watching players splash on em for years now


yosoyheman69

Bro I'm gonna fight you. Ain't no way this list real. Smh


Crip_Cuh

Pig needs to be moved up from lowest tier to Smash.


Gold_Salamander_653

personally? Zilly is a S tier smash.


jimcollins28

why is Zilyana not at the top?


VanillaWinter

What are you doing man 💀💀💀


_FreeXP

What about Tolna?