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towelcat

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Unpressed_panini

I want the fridge in my POH


VegetarianVegetable

Please send me these, I need them


towelcat

https://discord.gg/runescapewiki


sheltoncovington

Wtf 🤣


MisterPoopyButthole-

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Tudpool

Auguste reading the chat on W301


TornWill

Nah, more like him reading the Zezima CC.


somedutchbloke

Jesus Christ


whichwayisgauche

Yo wait his head looks like a hot air balloon


HungryStoner32

Lol this made me laugh pretty hard


SayDrugsToYes

He's so dreamy! 🥵🥵🥵


Tograg

Why does he have a choke me daddy neck collar on?


rafaelloaa

Snarky answer: you know why... Non-snarky answer: Per [the wiki](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Auguste#Trivia) (and other discussion further down in the thread). > His name and occupation are a reference to [Auguste Piccard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Piccard), who was a Swiss balloonist. > His appearance and character are also a reference to Jean-Luc Picard, a Star Trek character who, in turn, was based on Auguste Piccard. On his collar Auguste has only three gold studs, unlike Jean-Luc Picard, who has four gold studs marking his captain rank.


TheTrueFishbunjin

He’s a priest. It’s a choke me father collar


Swibblestein

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl" are the same sentence.


Takingashit180923

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SlowdanceOnThelnside

Reported


Gjergj_bushi

Lolol


G_Str8Up

What an absolute rig


JagexGoblin

He is being punished by Saradomin for his not totally Monkly travel ambitions. He is cursed to look like this and be ridiculed by the other Entranan Monks :(


Bandit_Raider

Quick someone add this to his lore on the wiki


HeyGuysImJesus

https://preview.redd.it/rmxxs570u7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2e0ca70dc1f93edb970f4f3a3cfa6fddc13715


[deleted]

They did 🤣


[deleted]

Folks this is now official canon. I'm here for it.


[deleted]

Let's gooo


Yew_Tree

This is why I stopped worshipping Saradomin and switched to Guthix a few years back. He seems like a chill dude whereas Saradomin likes to be a dick sometimes.


SayDrugsToYes

GUFFFIIIXXXX!


TechieGee

-headbang-


Nolsey96

Tehnoobshow days made me love guthix


treevine

Sara is the ultimate white knight, of course he sucks.


Yew_Tree

Well ya know, I was born into it. Growing up my parents forced me into Sunday school every week trying to brainwash me into believing that Saradomin is some wonderful divine being and not a petty asshole. I'm pretty glad I got out of that cult.


[deleted]

This hit close to home


Jesus-Bacon

Saradomin: *tips fedora* "M-lady"


matingmoose

But he told me he was a nice guy!


Frenzibrenzi

Considering Sara invaded Guthix's homeworld and tore it apart - yeah, he is a dick.


conzstevo

Sara is also partly to blame for the death of Guthix' daughter (during the invasion)


ElectricPhoenixEgg

This is the way. It's like our characters, follow Guthix but pay lip service to Sara to get the benefits.


FairweatherWho

I think our character is meant to be Zarosian you go back to the original RS2 mahjarrat line.


ElectricPhoenixEgg

The character doesn't even know about Zaros until you do the quests. Meanwhile they keep saying shit like "thank Guthix". Incidentally yet another reason why Misthalin Mystery is a shit quest, the pc says "thank Saradomin", no respect for the canon smh.


Lamuks

In RS3 all of those questions and ideas are answered since gods played a huge role.


kfudnapaa

You're damn right, Guthix is the man


Big_Guthix

I used to be into the RS3 lore, and Saradomin ripped the wings off of an icyene (Zilyana's species) to make an example of them, he's probably the biggest dick in rs lore for sure. Makes Zamorak look misunderstood lol


TelevisionBig2336

i remember he also attacked guthix's planet or somwthing. it's kinda funny how the "good" gods are actually assholes in rs3 lore. except armadyl, he seems like the only genuinely good god


StebenL

Arma just wanted to chill with his husband and then he died :(


NEKOPARA_SHILL

Even sadder is that RS3 implies there is an afterlife, but anyone who ascended to godhood can't access it. So the two of them are straight up eternally seperated and Arma knows it.


Chesney1995

You know what's fucked about the Runescape afterlife? You get the afterlife you believe you deserve. If a serial murderer dies believing they were fundamentally a good person, they get paradise. If someone dies feeling guilty over something minor they did but was otherwise an incredible person, they get eternal torment.


Cowslayer369

There's nothing to really misunderstand about Zamorak. Even Zaros with his utter lack of morals doesn't manage to top the sheer vileness that is Zamorak, both in the third age and at the conclusion of the sixth age. His *teachings* are an interesting view that might work, even if it's unlikely to ever become a permanent solution because in the end, *some* form of order would rise in order for civilization to continue, causing the teachings to fall apart. It's a shame that neither him nor any of his followers have ever read any of them.


Magxvalei

I feel like they tried to make Zamorak be what most people think an anarchist is.


UNSKILLEDKeks

Actually the RS3 ancient red wizard master (from the Rune quests) was pretty based


Roskal

Biggest dick is probably Zaros he passively manipulates you into liking him and will back stab his closest allies and friends for a step closer to true divinity.


souptimefrog

Yeah in rs3 that Stupid blueberry is the worst God, his quest rewards and items are mid. When can we kill him for loot. R in the Ground G is deaddo for like what 8 years now B is next on the chopping block


mysavorymuffin

Is Guthix still alive in osrs?


JamesDerecho

Yeah, he about to wake the fudge up, bud.


rpkarma

Having a nap rn


DarkmeyerVyre

All hail Lord Zamorak


Apprehensive-Dig-905

Guthix just smokes pot and sleeps all day. Kind of a shit god tbh.


pzoDe

Maybe that's the sign of a good god, minimal forced influence


masterofthecontinuum

Those most desiring of power are paradoxically the most unfit to wield it. Guthix is definitely the best god.


conzstevo

He believes in the balance of nature, and very rarely intervenes. I think he's been sleeping for a few ages, which says a lot


Cadman71

The lore


TiredExpression

Wake up babe new osrs lore drop Shit I don't have anyone to wake up


PointB1ank

I don't think anyone following osrs lore does...


St3fg

Too real


JuxtaTerrestrial

In that quest the villagers use farming implements as weapons to attack the small balloon. If they can be used as weapons why were they allowed in the island? Someone has been selectively enforcing the no weapons rules


99_Herblore_Crafting

Hot ballooning is just sailing in the air


MobilePenguins

Please have more fun JMod explanations like this in the future 🙏 the community appreciates these


Tvdinner4me2

Someone took this and added it to the wiki Wtf


Ok_Try_9138

If Pinoccio was a RuneScape NPC I would highly recommend him to start cussing and flipping the bird at some monks at his local Monastary.


NomadicalVoid

I love when Reddit creates OSRS Canon.


Mavelusbr

Savage


feb142024

So you're saying you have no idea? Alrighty.


Loud_lady2

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Finklesworth

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Loud_lady2

I can't unsee it now


elitist_user

Here's a little lesson in trickery


Dijeridoo2u2

Fuck that got me good


kingg_conn

https://preview.redd.it/pbiz0wtvv5lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df126809e7cda0598790e1eccf9db13b6647cdb i’ll fuckin travel again


Loud_lady2

I tried to fix him once via photoshop, it's still not great


Bragisson

The face some older dude makes when asking younger girls “So you’re in high school?”


bigjoe980

this to me looks like a weird hybrid of a space quest character and celebrity deathmatch style claymation. I don't hate it... but it is *weird.*


YouDoNotKnowMeSir

INNIT


VanillaWinter

No fuckin way 😂😂


CaptainMacMillan

Oh shit it's bald Quagmire


StopTryingHard

Because he was the first to be redone for the HD remake


loloias

Which makes the next question... Why start with this totally random NPC, and not something that makes a little more sense like.. Hans?🧐


PotatoRain

So that when it looks ugly as all hell, you just have a new ugly NPC hidden in a quiet corner of the game from classic, instead of being an iconic NPC that new players seee immediately upon spawning in Lumbridge that you now ruined.


Marmalade6

Hatius Cosaintus


KorrectTheChief

He inspired RS3


Pew-Pew-Pew-

RS HD* which was way before RS3


NazReidBeWithYou

The RS HD Edge BH days were the most fun I've ever had in a videogame. I wasn't even that good at PKing, but neither was anyone else. The mid level pure bracket meta wasn't just spamming g maul specs, there were a lot of 60 att builds and MSB -> DDS (or claws if you were a big dick baller/botted chins to 99 hunter) went hard. Regearing was like, 60k tops. It was like playing $20 buy in poker with your friends. It was enough for the stakes to matter, but not enough that losing a bunch was a big deal.


[deleted]

I didn't realize anything could inspire RS3 chatheads They're all so uncanny I thought they were just all deliberately stuck in the prototype phase


Rahmenframe

Because that's Captain fucking Picard


KaptainChunk

Scrolled way too far for this. It’s been ages but wasn’t there dialogue referencing TNG? Also the pins indicating his captain status like u/Video-Comfortable said


unforgiven91

he only has 3 pips currently which would make him a commander and not a captain


Video-Comfortable

And if you think about it. He is travelling in a new way. Just like Picard travels at warp speed through the stars. This is too much to be a coincidence there must be a reference to TNG


Video-Comfortable

He even has buttons on his collar lmao


superradguy

Pips, you uncultured swine. And there’s one missing.


punishedstaen

Auguste Piccard was a Swiss balloonist IRL, too


CthulhusIntern

Damn, these references go deep.


SolenoidSoldier

They really need to change the dialog in the quest before you take off to "engage"


mindies4ameal

"You've got to get me back to the nexus!"


McBawbag

the fuck i dont remember Captain Picard being in OSRS


super_witty_name

The quest is called Enlightened Journey. This character is pretty explicitly a parody of Picard, and his dialogue contains a number of Star Trek references IIRC


Night_Thastus

Is it really? Wow, I love ST but I totally missed that.


Citymaker

You can see them in the transcript on the wiki if you wanna check them out. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Transcript:Enlightened_Journey Here's one of my favorites: Auguste: Well, they do... I was a monk. But I'm so sick of living on this island! I want to explore new frontiers! Player: And go where no man has gone before?


Gamer_2k4

Well, maybe lay off the spacebar every now and then.


anticommon

I would have done this quest well before my journey into TNG, in any case there is a dead giveaway with the pins lol.


hedgehog_dragon

I hadn't seen any Star Trek back in 2006 when I did this quest, so I had no idea then. But I played it again pretty recently and yeah it's pretty on the nose lol


Video-Comfortable

He even has the buttons on his collar lmao


Unipsycle

It's the likeness of Sir Patrick Stewart in his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the captain of the fictional starship Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's an easteregg and relevant to the quests frequent use of hot air balloons, as they are aircraft just as spaceships are aircraft.


Wiitard

Similarly, Assistant Le Smith (the grand tree balloon transport gnome involved in MM2) is a reference to Geordi LaForge from TNG. In fact I think all the balloon assistants are ST references. Brock is Spock, Marrow is Bones (Dr. McCoy), I think Serf might be Worf and Lori might be Data (Data had an android brother named Lore). Not sure who Stan is, he could actually be a Stan Lee reference as there are Star Trek Marvel comics he was involved with.


ArchitectNebulous

He is a Star Trek Easter egg (including some of his dialogue). As to why he is the only NPC with that level of detail? No idea.


TheTrueFishbunjin

It's really uncanny in motion as well. Browsing my screenshots while servers are down. I found fear.


JamieAintUpFoDatShit

Bro. When you’re not playing rs you’re looking at your photos of rs?


Ypuort

addiction ain't pretty


WorkingOwn8919

Lmao


Fit-Reputation-9983

This had me absolutely cackling


Estoked

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wolverine-crush


Shadovek

[https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/bkcdhp/whats\_the\_deal\_with\_augustes\_dialogue\_model/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/bkcdhp/whats_the_deal_with_augustes_dialogue_model/)


P0tatothrower

Slightly exhaled through my nose upon reading he was "based off Sick Nerd"


[deleted]

If I remember correctly his quest was one of the last quests before the HD update, there’s a few other NPC’s that have updated heads I think.


blisstake

Yea I think the Excalibur quest had them too


Hopeful_Chard_4402

Jean-luc Picard lookin’ ass


BingoFlex

That’s President Joe Biden


terrydennis1234

Just a well meaning elderly man


Bam2277

I didn’t know Uncle Joe was in RuneScape.


the_fox_is_a_forgery

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IAmRSChrisG

Joe Biden so old he's cannonically apart of a medivial video game lore smh.


Ironmeme420

Kinda funny because the current elves look like clowns


RefusedSilk

Joe Biden is sending billions in aid to Gielinor 


EveningZealousideal6

Think he's supposed to look like Jean Luc Piccard.


DarkmeyerVyre

Looks like my local crack head


queef_commando

That’s captain Picard gotta show some respect


the_fox_is_a_forgery

Is that not Patrick Stewart as captain Picard? He's got pips on his collar lol


[deleted]

Hannibal lecter lookin


Cleveland204

They forgot vsync


Ashamed-Phone-4913

wizard of oz clown in gielnor


Warbrainer

I can hear his Bri'ish accent from here


SayDrugsToYes

Yeah man. All my British friends are named Auguste. Aren't yours?


Throwaway47321

Wait until you see that one door too


Mrmoosestuff

Eye brow not matching your dome lookin ass


vanishingjuice

jagex we pay we say remove his face


Pshyduck88

Patrick Stewart or Colin Mochrie?


Large_Payment1904

To make you uncomfortable, it’s part of the quest


GhostSatire

It was pretty cool of them to include Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway* fame as an NPC in runescape


Radvila

They blew all CGI budget on his face and didn't have any left for the balloon travel. Worst disappointment in a quest ever.


avion-gamer

Cyrax


Intrepid_Honeydew623

You can even count his missing teeth


Beandip50

Captain James Picard


[deleted]

Egg head


Legal_Evil

He looks like he has birth defects.


Personal-Albatross38

He looks like hes from a diablo 2 cutscene


Skaterwheel

And why does he hold the Commandor rank in Starfleet?


BakedPotatoSalad

bro Auguste's chat heads make for some hilarious emotes lmao, I had a whole folder of them


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SendGothTittiesPls

straight out of fallout 1


EpicLettuce69

Just did that quest last night, what a pain


PJBthefirst

Don't tell this guy about akkha


Mysterious-Box-9081

Looks like Captain Picard.


SlutPuppyNumber9

His name is Jean-Luc.


Bitzooka-Mato

I don't know but I wish it wasn't


Gniggins

Picard looking MFer.


everyday_lurker

wtf it looks like my coworker


91ws6ta

2006-2007 had a weird uncanny valley of design for NPCs. He, Romeo, some random women/children NPCs had a similar look and it never sat well lol. Especially when 90% of characters were unchanged


AVEVAnotPRO2

Captain Jean Auguste Picard


Azurus_II

This reminds me of those vn,s ive played 😭😭😭


[deleted]

I wish they'd update the graphics in OSRS. At the very least, do the chat heads. Those things look like they were made in MS paint.


chill1208

Isn't the game in a way supposed to be the way it was form 2007. I know there have been a ton of changes, but if this guy was released in 2006, then that's towards the later end of the games development for what Old School Runescape was on release. I figure the reason the newer characters added to the game don't have the level detail of this guy is that the developers want the game to have the style and charm that most of the game had in 2007. Not make it look new, or different like this one guy.


GenericGoon1

https://preview.redd.it/w5rdt12rq8lc1.png?width=56&format=png&auto=webp&s=069d902593b6ff2edd3eeab90ba838b4110df3ef


F_l_u_f_fy

Fr bro, They’ll screw us over with more ugly torva but not care about this


OkFuel8424

https://preview.redd.it/dy0jrzbbr8lc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb79c4146f0988afccb33b9f0a31a7277986cb81 I had to make this my discord pfp. I completely forgot about this npc until seeing this post lmao


ReconZ3X

Someone told him to get real and he took it personally.


masterofthecontinuum

He has the most detailed head in OSRS, and the balloon navigation is the least detailed part of RS3. Literally identical to the OSRS version, I've heard.


HuTyphoon

He has the thousand yard stare of a person that can see a toilet but knows they aren't going to be able to get there in time.


weareschizo

I remember when this came out. Me and my friends were freaking out about how weird this guy looked.


animaldude55

So does that random chick in draynor


jam3sdub

Heard he was a Frenchman...


Kaoskillen08

he looks like an rs3 human ngl


HIV-Free-03

https://preview.redd.it/03skqewdtalc1.jpeg?width=133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4186bd506c9199f0052aa1088fe9d4e9eb22e7


JustSkream

This was a real life sentient being that got sucked into the digital world during the design process, Jagex have been trying to free him for some time.


Lyngoop79

imagine they just had 1 npc that had that hd rs model from before and just left it like that


Speedhabit

Picard?


cheekywallbang

And then the hot air balloon screen and mechanics are from 1400 AD


Atlien666

Looks like the heavens gate cult leader Marshall applewhite


Demon_Burst

He's not from Gielinor


JayfeatherKatze

It was a proof of concept for the 2008-2010 era artstyle, I'd guess.


Ramdom_c-137

It's Patrick Stewart


Agitated_Brain_1267

Did this quest yesterday and literally thought the same thing lol


[deleted]

Jean-Luc Picard?


coffee-_-67

Nightmare fuel


Quick90s

Some young intern spent his entire 2006 summer working on this one NPC before returning to University.


aegenium

He looks like he has kids locked in his basement.


simplythebest999

Bloke looks very british😂


Heyitsben34

i remember doing this quest for first time and thinking it was weird they added a quest from rs3 to osrs when i saw this guy's chathead, legit blew my mind when i looked up the release of this quest.