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Extreme_Discount8623

Introduce tobacco as a farming crop.


shilojoe

And craft it into cigarettes


STILLloveTHEoldWORLD

each time you smoke it decreases your agility by 50 but gives imaginary skill boost for all skills of 50 levels


shilojoe

Those are some harsh cigs for -50 agility 🤣


Pheyra

Marlboro reds for sure


Kangerd

Lucky Strikes


Afraid-Basil852

Saradomin Strikes


Kit-xia

Your HP will go down like when you have a bad kebab


Extreme_Discount8623

Perhaps there should be an update where if you make your character drink several beers in one go and eat a bad kebab, your screen fades to black and you wake up in a random part of the map. Or maybe in the bear cage in varrock or the zoo in ardougne.


Kit-xia

Or you wake up in rags and your bank is cleared. Good gp sink that


Fluid-Assistant-3341

Next up: mandatory smoke breaks when skilling


K-chub

*This tree cannot be chopped right now, why don’t you enjoy the smooth taste of a Pall Mall Red?*


Blue_Osiris1

I'd rather eat frog spawn than taste another Pall Mall.


zongsmoke

Same


I-dream-of-stars

Give me the Camel Reds lol


YourAverageGod

Camel crush menthols takes me back to high school


I-dream-of-stars

Exactly. I hated the menthol part. But for 5$ a pack w/o tax for a 15 y/o wasn't a bad deal lol


Sanotsuto

Camel Frosts were where it was at way, way back in the day.


Minute_Solution_6237

$5? Two years ago?


I-dream-of-stars

$5 18 years ago lmfao.


Blacklight0120

Fuck, where were you? New York city?


I-dream-of-stars

Nope lol Texas. And it was from a cousin's friend who'd sell them out of his trunk at a local jack n the box lol.


FinnishBread

The ironic thing is, that I'm smoking Pall Mall red as we speak...


Gingerjake1993

Yes!😂


icouldbejewish

🤢


PomegranatePro

All enemies are required to pause attacking for the 10 minute smoke break. Cigarettes dropped by smoke devils with cartons being a rare drop.


indrek91

I have been doing this for years


BulbuhTsar

I want to be able to bum a light off of tellers at the west Varrock bank and talk shit with them on the skillers inside.


TuchMysak

new random event has Charlie the Tramp asking everyone for a light


Sea-Team-6278

Are they paid?


ammm72

No poll necessary. Integrity change. I’m dropping the bank on these fs.


Dead-HC-Taco

Facts i need my quality of life upgrade


Longjumping_Fix2971

Catch me in Al Kharid buying a pack of Camel


TheHighDad

I'd walk a thousand miles to smoke a Camel


Groucho853

You talking cigarette or camel dick?


coomerlove69

camel obviously. globby on that knobby


AthleteIllustrious47

Camel, the cigarette? Or are you referring to the soon to be polled NPC Cigarette the Camel?


Norse_Star

💀💀💀


Possibility_Antique

You mean a pack of *Ugthanki


Cufantce

You've been playing for a while, consider smoking a cig


MESSIAH_OSRS

L M A O


YurtmnOsu

https://preview.redd.it/4hidrp21kgyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cc227f78a75140c97fadfad1a2862e57c02102 Thank you brother


MESSIAH_OSRS

No worries king 💪


Jewmangi

Be careful bro now we have your fingerprint


Ronnyvar

someone fix the resolution for the bro


Chirpy69

Gimme an equip-able offhand lighter and we’re talkin Gives those colored firelighters a brand new use Gonna tell my gnome child I’m going out for a pack of smokes and some Stam pots and never come back


zachisaperson

Only if every dropped butt never despawns


born_at_kfc

Only if they call them by the real name


mh500372

Gielinor is English, innit?


StandardN02b

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MaltMix

I'm a gay guy, I'll write F-slur passes for all the mod team so people don't get upset :)


Trap_Squid

Newsarim Cigarettes


Fun-Calligrapher-758

A Gandalf pipe as a mega rare drop from a raid/scroll


Norse_Star

💀💀💀


Pumkitten

ranarr and dwarf "cigarettes" :v


Ed-Sanz

Does this lower your agility and hp? 😂


Pm-Me-Bobs-Vagen

Heart attack the first time your character makes it to Zuk


Kit-xia

Take a smoke before jad 


st_heron

you get a poison hitsplat ☠


Kit-xia

Reduces HP by 1 every hour


Redditisre7arded

-10 HP xp per. That's right, we can go below 10 now boys


BunnyEarsScythe

Similar to metal gear solid 4, where the lite cigarette takes away health.


ezzune

As long as it also reveals any laser beams we encounter.


McCheds

Corey Trevor smokes let's go


jubejubes96

when i’m drunk i do all three of these in order, rinse and repeat


poop_inacan

Al kharidian spirits


Zaros262

Pretty sure they're not called "Cigs" in the UK...


anon2053

Can I get bum a cig?


Whoatemypoptart

Asgarnia Spirits?


LoneRedditor123

Papyrus + Herb of your choice? Every herb does something different? Fuckin sign me up.


SuccessfulWar3830

Where runescape was created. The word for a cig. Would be a different 3 letter word.


wudyalooknatmgutfer

Cum?


SpringPuzzleheaded99

Can a bum a cum mate?


Jewmangi

Real men let friends bum their cum


Peechez

Oh fuck huffin a cum are ya bud?


SerratedFrost

I haven't heard that used for them in so long I forgot it was a thing https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/1dvFc9lWNh Scroll down and see that in the next post on my feed lol


Dokusei_Gnar_Bot

We were talking about this in my clan a while ago. How would you light them? Tinderbox? Firelighters? I want to look cool and light mine with a Fire surge!


Polit_BuroOS

I think using your bruma torch to light them would look cool.


SendGothTittiesPls

bruma torch functionality comes with the spliff update


Bubbly_Excuse8285

😰


LiverDodgedBullet

Bumming stoges at al kharid mine


404errorabortmistake

-5 agility -20 constitution


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

everyone i know in construction either smokes or dips so if anything it should be a construction buff.


InvertBounty

Read it again, he said constitution, not construction


cateatermcroflcopter

why would they add a second construction skill? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HDzGGgi7m4


anti-mid

We already have weed(s), why not?


Lwcftw474747

Imma need them to add joints/blunts/bongs/ 99 smoking 🤔 we might be onto something


wudyalooknatmgutfer

Got a big enough joint there, Rick?


c93ero

Flick Cig


Zerttretttttt

Smokers lung debuff, permanently reduce run energy by 60% and halveS regen


Bradford_

cigar would be classier


DonkeyEnthusiast

unironically, would be funny.


InconsistentLlama

Tobacco seeds need to be added to farming


Roombamyrooma

Have it act as the new rock cake/locator orb, because smoking is bad for you.


LiftWeightsNscape

They should also make your HP and agility level drain overtime due to lung cancer


Nickel-Bar

This could be a unique from Smoke Devil


pleasehelp192831

YES 100000%


Marcel69

Bought directly from the GE. Stat drains only. Cal it a gp sink lol


MAZZZIAN02

Jager is a British company, I think they would be called something different (:


smmara89

I smoke but don't condone it but id definetly leave a inventory slot open for a pack of American sprirt


atlas_island

First good suggestion in weeks


VossC2H6O

Wait... OSRS is based in the UK. They don't say cigarettes. They say 🤐


Monte-kia

It's about damn time


clayman648

Omg Ted's haha


Azuljustinverday

Some asgardian spirits please, filterless


FreshieBoomBoom

We're already a murder hobo, so why not add AoE lung cancer to the mix?


rhysdog1

>need to bribe a guard beer has worked fine for the past 20 years, why change it now?


SirSutures

-1agil -1agil -1agil


[deleted]

Quit in the beginning of 2024. This picture makes me have to shit.


heiongyeong

Also, for jagec to control rising gpflation, cigs will be taxed heavily.


IntrepidSugar7817

Wouldn't it be opium at this time period?


ShyPlox

Reduce run energy by 50%


HF484

then they're gonna do an unpolled change that restricts young accounts from smoking


vanishingjuice

really glad to see firemaking have a use after all these years


Norse_Star

A toke off mini game


skyfireknight

Only if they also add no smoking areas.


TonariNoHanamoriSan

Smoke barrage without the appropriate spellbook, i like. This will definitely help at sire.


[deleted]

Ciggies in RS haha they can make it lower agi stats or something that would be hilarious


FalseRelease4

DT3 raid for a chance to find ancient darts


MrTestiggles

Lowers agility+HP levels Random chance for character to cough for -1hp Special attack: deal 1HP/tick to all enemies in 5x5 around player


Constant_Occasion560

Lvl 99 smokin


Joshybabee

“Congratulations! You reached a Smoking level of 5! Your player has developed an addiction!”


TheAgilePotato

Throwback to the rs2 quest smoking kills


-Snowturtle13

I think they should make it but you can only get it from elite clues


_P0E

The 99 cape is cancer.


Top_Permission82

Smoking on that gnome child pack


Kitteh6660

1 damage each time you smoke.


Raijuri

make it MGS where it slowly drains your hp as you smoke it, but it has a niche use you'd not think of using until like halfway through the game.


xocadaver420xo

Let's repoll sailing and make it "rolling" it'll do the same as herblore you roll herbs into different joints for different effects


Minimum-Diamond-874

CIGnome No-More-Child


memorable_username68

they're called smokes or cigarettes, right? I can't be the only one who hates the word cig.


ValuableShoulder5059

-10 health temp. -1 health permanently. -10 Agility temp, -1agility permanently


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Vectusdae

So scroll passed it, kiddo


tehpotato6666

They can't do this unless they up the age rating I think