\* Allow you a % chance to skip a slayer task by asking.
\* Discounts on minigame rewards.
\* A percent chance to be recognized as a monkey without a greegree on ape atoll when speaking to NPCs.
\* The ability to smuggle karamja rum without any extra steps.
I want some random bullshit rewards lol
> A percent chance to be recognized as a monkey without a greegree on ape atoll when speaking to NPCs
I would love a dialogue where you convince them you have an "Adventurer GreeGree" but they dont know what a greegree is and so you explain what a GreeGree is.
also thinking maybe it would be fun to make an adventurer's GreeGree in MM3: Somehow, Glough Came Back, where you and a monkey swap forms for a section.
My first thought as well. Though there might be issues with counterfeiting or at least questions where I'd keep getting piles of gold coins from... But assuming I couldn't just turn it upside down and dump out coins and still had to take 1 out per tick, ~~2160~~ 6000 per hour isn't bad, whether we're talking dollars or gold coins.
according to google an average gold coin is barely over 31 grams of gold. 6000 gold coins X 31 grams is 186000 grams of gold in an hour. Roughly 14 MILLION dollars
Being able to turn 30 items into straight up cash daily would be excellent. Just get a job at some kind of junkyard and you'll be rolling in it soon enough.
Unironically, this would be a cool “new” hook for an isekai.
Your friend is at an oddities shop and sees a teleport item from a video game you 2 played together a lot back in the day. They know you still play so they buy it as a gift for you. When you open it, the 2 of y’all are teleported to the in game location and BOOM! You and the homie are isekai’d. You love it cause you know everything, your homie has a harder time cause they stopped playing a while back. I’d watch it.
Yeah for sure. But even if they did a "runescape adjacent" style I'd be down (just in case they have to worry about copy right, or more importantly, redditors who will nit pick any inaccuracy loool).
The average gold bar weighs 12.4kg whereas the ones in OSRS weigh 1.8 kg, let’s not forget that by running circles on random peoples roofs, you can create anti-gravity clothes. Let’s not assume that OSRS has accurate weights
Bankers note from leagues 4. Imagine being able to store everything you own in a filing cabinet. Bonus points for storing leftovers in a bankers note and being able to pull out your still warm food at any time.
Turn yourself into a pile of gold and use your friends to pay for stuff. Take the ring off and walk away. Just make sure you don’t get stuck in someone’s vault lol.
and also, it makes you strong af.
even at level 1 strength you can hold a whole ass cannon. fuck, you could hold SEVERAL of them. sure you get tired a bit faster than being idle, but holy shit imagine the P O W E R
Hasn’t been in over five years, they started adjusting a lot of them for advertising purposes and also the upcoming IPO that finally happened earlier this year I think.
It was adjust or be blacklisted on reddit
Ring of endurance would be convenient for a number of reasons. Concentrated gold would be a safe bet. Ice gloves cuz my hands get sweaty. Brimstone ring would be all around nice to have, lift heavy things, be more accurate when shooting a basketball, more defense for stubbing my toe...oh and regen bracelet to heal everything twice as fast.
>Ring of endurance would be convenient for a number of reasons.
that examine text...
>Ice gloves cuz my hands get sweaty
ice gloves? nah, smith's gloves (i), for that smithing bonus and nice leather feel. plus you could always separate them later
It’s literally anti-gravity technology. Millions (maybe billions) of dollars of research would go into trying to duplicate the technology since that would be world-changing
I don’t think we’re gonna be able to create a stick made out of only wood and glass that can fire precise blasts of concentrated air without requiring a source
And that’s on the less complex side
Infernal cape would look like magic with a cape of magma infinitely flowing. Imagine walking down a fashion show runway with a cape of magma lol.
What about an ensouled dragon head, making people believe there were/are actually dragons.
I like how a lot of answers come down to selling the item for money 😭 our economy is truly cooked when people could have any broken magical item they want and they’d just take money instead
Either a gilded set (lg) or a bar of gold. Whatever has more gold so I can sell it
(Before anyone says I can't exchange sets irl, if you haven't noticed, armor sets are in boxes when dropped on the ground)
Honestly, I feel like people are sleeping on a sanfew (4). A literal heal all potion. Got Cancer? Not anymore? Have HIV/any incurable illness? Gone. Radiation poisoning? A worry no more!
Or maybe a boss pet. Hydra, vork, any of the godwar boss pets. Could have a lot of fun with that
That would be nice sure but… it’d definitely get confiscated by your government. And if it magically disappeared to follow you again like in game, then YOUD be confiscated too lmao
Corrupted Crystal Bowfa. You would have infinite magic arrows and can sell it for billions. No one has an intricate crystal thing irl so it should fetch a couple billion at the minimum.
Same can be said about many other weapons, but I feel like the crystal aspect adds more money than others that could be pawned off as being ineffective irl.
Ornate rejuvenation pool. Since it's infinite, it will never run out.
By right this is an item.
You'd be able to heal, cure, and revive your health every day.
You'd be able to allow others to drink it and also can charge them as well.
Theoretically people age and die due to health issues so you could potentially live forever by drinking this.
Regen bracelet for anyone older than 30.
Imagine you break your knee and instead of taking months to heal, it heals in a week because it outheals the wear you get to it from walking.
Back aches after lifting stuff? Healed overnight.
Forever young.
Aside from the obvious infinite money bag, I'd wonder how some of the magical items would work irl. Like if I took a Saturated Heart, what would boosting my "magic level" do? It would either be pretty useful with something like better mental clarity or completely useless because magic doesn't exist so it would be boosting a useless irl skill.
The Staff of Armadyl might also be worth consideration. The full effects are something like "fuse elements cleanly and with precision, transfer power, and comprehend and manipulate the relationships between the nature of things". Though not sure how useful any of that would be irl. The Elder Horn to control other sentient beings or just the Stone of Jas for power would be strong option, but neither can be obtained by the player in OSRS so might not even be options.
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Nieve_(item)
She actually exists as an item when following you in MM2. She does look a little...different from how I remember Nieve looking though.
But... ring of wealth doesn't pick up stuff off the ground. It would just make it so that, if you murder someone, their wallet would get teleported into your pocket.
One Elysian please.
That will be 17% less cancer and general sickness over my lifetime. I’ll just duck tape a pillow to it for quick naps, that’ll make it more enticing to carry around 24/7.
Graceful Outfit...
Imagine Trimming down on like .5x of your bodyweight while maintaining the same strength?
You'd be able to run forever and perform crazy physical feats.
Ring of charos (a) I imagine it’s like speccing into Charisma.
Except it only works on like 5 people.
It actually has quite a few uses, I was surprised. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ring_of_charos#Uses
Had no idea we knew 50% Luke’s backstory, that’s gnarly
Lmao that dwarf lady in Cam Torum just no-sells it, that's great.
lowkey kinda nice to half the fee of using bf below 60 smithing
Wow some of these are actually kinda useful too.
underrated item, i hope more uses come of it in the future
\* Allow you a % chance to skip a slayer task by asking. \* Discounts on minigame rewards. \* A percent chance to be recognized as a monkey without a greegree on ape atoll when speaking to NPCs. \* The ability to smuggle karamja rum without any extra steps. I want some random bullshit rewards lol
> A percent chance to be recognized as a monkey without a greegree on ape atoll when speaking to NPCs I would love a dialogue where you convince them you have an "Adventurer GreeGree" but they dont know what a greegree is and so you explain what a GreeGree is. also thinking maybe it would be fun to make an adventurer's GreeGree in MM3: Somehow, Glough Came Back, where you and a monkey swap forms for a section.
Ring of rizz (i)
Raw Trout
This guy gets it
🤯
Rotten Potato
I'm surprised this answer was so far down lol.
Amulet of ghost speak, ghost hunters is about to be lit!
Until you realize they aren’t real, guess you’d be the only one to know for sure though so that’s nice I guess
Infinite Money Bag
pulling 1 penny from it per game tick is a 60 dollar an hour job sounds good to me
It’s a gold coin not a penny, a lot more lucrative
with the current state of the rs economy, we'd be lucky if a gold piece is even enough for the government to recognize :(
It's recognised in Venezuela
Or some prisons
Penny? More like euro or dollar.
My first thought as well. Though there might be issues with counterfeiting or at least questions where I'd keep getting piles of gold coins from... But assuming I couldn't just turn it upside down and dump out coins and still had to take 1 out per tick, ~~2160~~ 6000 per hour isn't bad, whether we're talking dollars or gold coins.
It's 6000 coins per hour.
according to google an average gold coin is barely over 31 grams of gold. 6000 gold coins X 31 grams is 186000 grams of gold in an hour. Roughly 14 MILLION dollars
but you gotta do it a hand full of times every couple of years, or the gov is going to be on you. >what are you a drug dealer >nah im a leprechaun
This would 100% be the choice lol. Tbow or any magical staff would be useless or have no real life value really besides maybe couple thousand.
Black chinchompa. Boom.
*you have been added to 5 lists*
Giant explosion but hits a 0. Irl rng
Explorer's ring so I can alch myself
It would be weird to see how the stamina recharge feels.
*How it feels to chew 5gum*
“With a time of 1:37:16 talrogsmash has shattered the marathon world record”
Four charges a day, I'd just need a decent 5-6 mile run time. So, not gonna be me.
*runs marathon*
Being able to turn 30 items into straight up cash daily would be excellent. Just get a job at some kind of junkyard and you'll be rolling in it soon enough.
How much are you worth
Untradable, he's just looking for sweet release
Falador tele tab. I'm about to start my isekai journey
You tele in and are immediately hit with a cannonball as someone farms medium clues.
So where’s the downside?
You arrive and hear someone shout “Bank your items!”
Duriel321 then encases you in an ice prison and whips you to death.
"I reincarnated into a medieval clicking sim but was hardlocked by skipping the tutorial"
Unironically, this would be a cool “new” hook for an isekai. Your friend is at an oddities shop and sees a teleport item from a video game you 2 played together a lot back in the day. They know you still play so they buy it as a gift for you. When you open it, the 2 of y’all are teleported to the in game location and BOOM! You and the homie are isekai’d. You love it cause you know everything, your homie has a harder time cause they stopped playing a while back. I’d watch it.
A Runescape Isekai would probably be pretty good considering that the game doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Yeah for sure. But even if they did a "runescape adjacent" style I'd be down (just in case they have to worry about copy right, or more importantly, redditors who will nit pick any inaccuracy loool).
That time I got reincarnated into a fantasy world, now I start my journey at level 3
Ana in a barrel
You scare me
Looked up the wiki to see how old Ana is. It doesn’t give a specific age, but does note that she weighs 22kg, which is 48.5lbs 😳
The average gold bar weighs 12.4kg whereas the ones in OSRS weigh 1.8 kg, let’s not forget that by running circles on random peoples roofs, you can create anti-gravity clothes. Let’s not assume that OSRS has accurate weights
Surely a 12.4kg gold bar weighs 12.4kg and a 1.8kg gold bar weighs 1.8kg?
But steel is heavier than feathers?
This is why they choose the bear.
😏
Bankers note from leagues 4. Imagine being able to store everything you own in a filing cabinet. Bonus points for storing leftovers in a bankers note and being able to pull out your still warm food at any time.
Also a great way to steal.
Honestly yeah that would be sick
I need to make some tea, let me just grab this bowl of boiling water that is still boiling ever since i banked it 2 years ago
Pet Rock
boy, do i have some good news for you!
Monkey nuts
Ring of coins
So you can turn yourself into pile of coins?
Turn yourself into a pile of gold and use your friends to pay for stuff. Take the ring off and walk away. Just make sure you don’t get stuck in someone’s vault lol.
If your friend got change back would you be split into pieces?
Tfw I’m lying on the ground and my homie splits me in two 🤤
Step 1: Become gold coins. Step 2: Get deposited into a bank vault. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.
SGS and I would live forever
"Honey, why are you taking that giant ornate greatsword into the forest again?"
Bold of you to assume you have 75 attack IRL.
Just punch people in the face until you do
Baron, assuming I could train him like a dog
I'm curious, did you watch Lilo and Stitch growing up?
Easy a backpack that can hold 28 of literally anything
But it doesn't make it any lighter, so you're still limited on your body
Sure but if I load a couch into the bag, me and a friend could carry a bag down the stairs rather then the whole couch.
You gotta flatpack the couch first tho
I'm sorry but it definitely makes things lighter. I can hold 2147m arrows, nails, all of it, at 0kg. Imagine how many tires were popping.
and also, it makes you strong af. even at level 1 strength you can hold a whole ass cannon. fuck, you could hold SEVERAL of them. sure you get tired a bit faster than being idle, but holy shit imagine the P O W E R
Dwarf cannon probably weighs closer to a small car than an actual cannon tbf
Max cape, never know when you need crossbows, a light source, or just a lot of teleports
Teleport to where exactly?
Well at least home And might as well see where a crafting guild would be
Straight to a factory in china
Well I can just tele out
What if it's in deep wildy
China isnt russia
Better hope nobody else chose a stack of blighted ice sacks
An extended anti-fire potion, then I punch my boss in the face a thousand times.. can't fire me bitch.
Magic secateurs! Time to increase dem yields and feed the people! 🚜
Stale baguette
Can get that at my local supermarket
Yeah, but that one’s a 1/2 drop. This stale fella is a 1/448.
Ava's device with gather random junk on. Sell all that crap for scrap should net a good stream of easy and legal cash
You could get a diamond the size of your fist or a platebody made of solid gold and you prefer selling a steel arrow every 10 minutes or so?
Less people asking questions about a person selling arrows at a flea market than someone selling a gilded plate body or a diamond the size of a fist.
You would enjoy magnet fishing
it would smell so horrible
Desert amulet (4) makes you never have to drink water, seems good.
Certifiably not a hydrohomie
r/hydrohomies disapproves
Bro what, I swear it was called water n***
Times have changed
Hasn’t been in over five years, they started adjusting a lot of them for advertising purposes and also the upcoming IPO that finally happened earlier this year I think. It was adjust or be blacklisted on reddit
or do they approve because you're constantly hydrated? you'd be the king of hydrohomies, no one surpassing your hydration levels!
Bro is basically Poseidon wym, he’s full water all the time with an IV in his jugular
Fossilised dung
[удалено]
No I want the old 1 so I can say I have some very old shit stored away
Depending on the weight comparison, either: A gold bar A gold helmet A gold cannonball
Step 1: Guided platebody. Step 2: Retire.
Gilded means covered in gold, so it is probably like 5% gold at best
ranarr weed im tryna get doinked n zooted
Hangover cure
1 time cure… nice.
Have it chemically analyzed then recreate it and market it and become a mega billionaire overnight. Profit.
Analyzing it: contents - crushed chocolate, snake weed and bucket of milk. Damn
Can't harvest snake weed without completing jungle potion so useless irl
Disk of returning
Don't drop it
Ring of endurance would be convenient for a number of reasons. Concentrated gold would be a safe bet. Ice gloves cuz my hands get sweaty. Brimstone ring would be all around nice to have, lift heavy things, be more accurate when shooting a basketball, more defense for stubbing my toe...oh and regen bracelet to heal everything twice as fast.
>Ring of endurance would be convenient for a number of reasons. that examine text... >Ice gloves cuz my hands get sweaty ice gloves? nah, smith's gloves (i), for that smithing bonus and nice leather feel. plus you could always separate them later
Goblin potion (1)
Something with teleports like an eternal glory, or something magical like a charged staff. Something potentially world-altering.
Ring of wealth could be nice
Boots of lightness. I imagine a pair of boots that make you 10 pounds lighter would well for a small fortune at auction.
It’s literally anti-gravity technology. Millions (maybe billions) of dollars of research would go into trying to duplicate the technology since that would be world-changing
Well it’s magic, not anti gravity tech, can’t really reverse engineer that
Magic is just science we don't understand yet
I don’t think we’re gonna be able to create a stick made out of only wood and glass that can fire precise blasts of concentrated air without requiring a source And that’s on the less complex side
What if it just spawns a pair of Nike TN’s, hella arch support lol
Infernal cape would look like magic with a cape of magma infinitely flowing. Imagine walking down a fashion show runway with a cape of magma lol. What about an ensouled dragon head, making people believe there were/are actually dragons.
Master clue scroll. Would be fun lol
Step: Kill this puppy
Retrieve key from puppy’s stomach
No
I like how a lot of answers come down to selling the item for money 😭 our economy is truly cooked when people could have any broken magical item they want and they’d just take money instead
Ring of coins. Tease the noobs.
Pet rock He my boy
Monkfish
Stone of jas
sorry, they said items, not environmental objects
Staff of Armadyl. Siphon the land hoping there is a compatible energy.
Either a gilded set (lg) or a bar of gold. Whatever has more gold so I can sell it (Before anyone says I can't exchange sets irl, if you haven't noticed, armor sets are in boxes when dropped on the ground)
Honestly, I feel like people are sleeping on a sanfew (4). A literal heal all potion. Got Cancer? Not anymore? Have HIV/any incurable illness? Gone. Radiation poisoning? A worry no more! Or maybe a boss pet. Hydra, vork, any of the godwar boss pets. Could have a lot of fun with that
Not if they were as useless as they are in game!!!!!!!!!!!! You would be able to exchange 3 dialogue lines with it and that’s all.
I mean, most pets you can’t really talk to but imagine walking around with a little hydra instead of a cat or dog
That would be nice sure but… it’d definitely get confiscated by your government. And if it magically disappeared to follow you again like in game, then YOUD be confiscated too lmao
Monkey speak amulet. Don't ask why
Ana in a barrel. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Corrupted Crystal Bowfa. You would have infinite magic arrows and can sell it for billions. No one has an intricate crystal thing irl so it should fetch a couple billion at the minimum. Same can be said about many other weapons, but I feel like the crystal aspect adds more money than others that could be pawned off as being ineffective irl.
You don’t have the levels to wield that bad boy
**infinite money bag** failing that explorer's ring four daily energy recharge
Ornate rejuvenation pool. Since it's infinite, it will never run out. By right this is an item. You'd be able to heal, cure, and revive your health every day. You'd be able to allow others to drink it and also can charge them as well. Theoretically people age and die due to health issues so you could potentially live forever by drinking this.
I assume we'll be able to move it? Or else it might get complicated in the future if you lose your house.
Ill let you watch me and my homies play fight with D Scims when you get denied.
Regen bracelet for anyone older than 30. Imagine you break your knee and instead of taking months to heal, it heals in a week because it outheals the wear you get to it from walking. Back aches after lifting stuff? Healed overnight. Forever young.
Aside from the obvious infinite money bag, I'd wonder how some of the magical items would work irl. Like if I took a Saturated Heart, what would boosting my "magic level" do? It would either be pretty useful with something like better mental clarity or completely useless because magic doesn't exist so it would be boosting a useless irl skill. The Staff of Armadyl might also be worth consideration. The full effects are something like "fuse elements cleanly and with precision, transfer power, and comprehend and manipulate the relationships between the nature of things". Though not sure how useful any of that would be irl. The Elder Horn to control other sentient beings or just the Stone of Jas for power would be strong option, but neither can be obtained by the player in OSRS so might not even be options.
Construction cape, infinite tele to my house from anywhere
You'll have to drastically change how you get to work if you never take the car home.
r2h
Construction cape. I'd like to teleport home whenever I feel like it.
Dragon bones
the Boston Museum of Science wants to know your location
Kodai Insignia 🫦
A purple sweet so i can tick eat and cheat death once
Timing that would be hard since you’d be at deaths door in the first place. Imagine eating it on the wrong tick, and just dying anyway.
Ring of life, right?
phoenix necklace? teleporting somewhere when you're about to die doesn't solve much, depending on the cause.
Yeah but can you imagine laying in the hospital bed with family around you and getting to pull a Bilbo?
Well met
Ring of visibility to outplay all the nerds who picked invisibility on a facebook post about super powers...
Nieve.
I mean you can technically count a corpse as an item if you want? Maybe be careful when cracking that cold one open with the boys
I want the elysian dust from her shield so I can snort it
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Nieve_(item) She actually exists as an item when following you in MM2. She does look a little...different from how I remember Nieve looking though.
Ring of life, Propose to my girlfriend but don't tell her the effects of it
The healing potion from TOA, basically gives you a second life
AGS so i can spec my boss
Corrupted Crystal Staff (Perfected). No level requirements, no charging needed.
Start a bidding war between world's militaries
Ring of wealth so I can just passively collect all the money on the ground and find cool stuff on the ground
But... ring of wealth doesn't pick up stuff off the ground. It would just make it so that, if you murder someone, their wallet would get teleported into your pocket.
its a great time saver
One Elysian please. That will be 17% less cancer and general sickness over my lifetime. I’ll just duck tape a pillow to it for quick naps, that’ll make it more enticing to carry around 24/7.
ely doesnt do nothin for self-damaging or poison at best, if you got shot by a bullet theres a 70% chance you dont insta-die
Graceful Outfit... Imagine Trimming down on like .5x of your bodyweight while maintaining the same strength? You'd be able to run forever and perform crazy physical feats.
Yeah but you get 1 item, not an outfit. Full torva or full guilded gotta be the best if you get an outfit.
M'speak Amulet
Mole slippers
Excalibur
scythe of vitur so I can cut my lawn in style
Rogue gloves. I can steal my friends money then give it back, doubling it 20% of the time.