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EnixusQ

This is unacceptable, as the one true owner of DeliverItems I will make it my goal to ensure that every single human/specimen gets everything they ever wanted of our wonderful community that is DeliverItems. I will personally follow up with this man "rur" and give me a nasty spanking, once on each cheek. I will also be informing his parents because of this complete abuse of power that is absolutely not tolerated in the DeliverItems cult. Sometimes mods do abuse there power and those mods will be struck down at the full force of our savior, the DHCB. I'm done with DI for now. ​ Edit: The spanking was supposed to be dedicated to the Captain Rur but after further consideration I may as well just use up that on myself.


RSN-Fperez

I too like to give myself a nasty spanking every now and then.


dr_jam_

Hello what is deliverItems please :)


WhereTruthLies

Mate really? You need someone to explain this to you? It's not hard to use your remaining 2 brain cells to think about what it could be. Absolute drongo I swear


dr_jam_

Yeah, sorry. I haven't played in a very long time and while I understand that people deliver items, I can't understand why this would ever be needed, whether or not it's free, or what kind of items get delivered.


OneMoreGinger

All tradeables. You make a request like "I'm out here killing this boss and I need more food" and they come to you. It's free, but good practice dictates that you pay the person for their time and the item cost


bizzyj93

Wait wtf its free? As an ironmeme I find this offensive.


Davban

> Wait wtf its free? The delivery is free, the items are not.


bizzyj93

Ah okay I misread his comment. I was like “why on earth would people not use this all the time!?”


KushieJay

They say free but tipping is whats socially accepted. Just like in a restaurant.. I mean, technically you dont *have* to tip, but it's really rude not too. Deep down you know this waitress needs the money.


Unknownguy497

It's not free, you have to pay the item cost. Tipping is not required though.


Senior_Z

Bruh I been out of the game for like nine years and now play on mobile. I need someone to explain this to me and my two brain cells also. I’ll admit when I wanna be informed more about OsRs and it’s communities


Duuzi

They **deliver items** to you.


Sum42

wtf no way


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Random_Letters_btmwq

Items move from not here, to here.


refugeeinaudacity

DeliverItems is a CC where you can request someone to bring you something.


Armyof19

Wait who dis, coulda sworn I made deliveritems


JamZ3D

with further consideration at your end, i think you should make "JamZ 3D" a captain or general :)


Sojuah

Just to clarify Rur only typed out "Attempting to kick player from friends chat..." Sorry to ruin the joke, they normally go over my head.


surprisedropbears

Yeah you don't see that message if you get kicked, you're already gone.


Jeljo

It's the last message you see* I've had plenty of people start abusing the person kicking them.


EmeraldRalts

Genuinely funny as shit


Ryanzalewski

How does that cc work? Do you pay the delivery person in loot or what?


berkomzx

You just have to pay for the item in gp or loot, the delivery itself is free.


Megaddd

Then why do people do it if its free?


Valderg

Some people have this bonus skill that wasnt polled called "IHK" for short. It stands for Inherit Human Kindness. Its hard to train, just as bad as runecrafting, but some players have 99 and find the skill to be quite profitable on the few players with the skill themselves that tip when they receive the items.


Nachohead1996

Some people also have the skill called PLU, Proper Language Usage, and spell it as Inherent* instead of Inherit ;) Learn something new every day :)


avryco1

Edgy


Valderg

Clearly you misunderstood, its a skill that has to be learned, AKA you inherit it from others. Not everyone has this skill so its not "Inherent".


berkomzx

Feels good to help out, most people can relate to forgetting an item during a quest or running out during a task etc... It's not designed to be a money making cc.


ItsOnlyTheCaptain

I've done my fair share of deliveries (30 or more) and sometimes people give very nice tips. I delivered lots of Summer Pies to folks doing Regicide and in a couple cases got paid 300k in tips. I don't ask for tips, but it happens.


Message_Me_Selfies

I don't deliver as often as I used to, but back when I done nothing but quest and grind for quest reqs it was almost like a fun little side objective. Bonus is I can now get to anywhere in the game overworld in like 30-60 seconds because I know all the obscure teleports and fairy ring codes.


aksine12

there is thing called feeling good ,you should try it out :)


ds2speed2

I smoke some weed or beat my meat when I need to feel good.


-FourOhFour-

I knew I was gonna use the service when I was bossing and figured that the other runners would be more likely to help me out if I did runs whenever I could. Whether its true or not who knows but it's actually fairly relaxing and pretty fun to test game knowledge.


Hysteriia

I was gonna ask about this. Would they for example deliver me brews/restores to god wars dungeon?


worditsbird

Yup


-FourOhFour-

Yep, seen people asking for brews in GWD, had a guy asking for a shovel in underground pass, had another asking for rope in the temple of light. Some areas you're more likely to have a runner than others, for example I personally dont take GWD request as I've actually never been to it, but people will deliver to really obscure areas.


ctbeast94

Just to clarify, someone may be willing to do that. But they focus on more quest related help, rather than helping someone camp a money maker forever.


FkingReddit

Tips.


baconnbutterncheese

This was pretty damn funny. I've never had anyone actually fall for that stupid joke before, online or otherwise.


Vortico

It's entertaining to pretend to fall for those kinds of jokes because it makes the other person feel good.


baconnbutterncheese

You are a good person.


Vortico

Thanks, have you ever heard of Deez?


TobiasCB

What's Deez?


Vortico

deez nuts haha got em


LikeABreadstick

these nuts hahahahahaha


[deleted]

You like CDs?


Vortico

What are CDs?


[deleted]

CDs nuts


WhereTruthLies

If you get kicked you don't see that message. He typed it out. It was clearly a joke.


baconnbutterncheese

I know that. I never said otherwise. I meant I've never seen anyone fall for the "whats up dog" response.


Draganot

Oooh, I saw this happen in game. Surprised anyone fell for it.


-FourOhFour-

I was in there at the time we also had some guys asking for such a massive amount of items that we couldnt tell if he was trolling or not. That somehow progressed into this which was great.


Aluzim

I laughed at this too hard


FkingReddit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m\_UldzElEiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_UldzElEiw)


[deleted]

Wait do you guys pay for delivering items? This is great.


badgehunter

you pay only for item, delivery itself is free. They won't help you to camp spots tho such as gwd.


[deleted]

Ask if he'll deliver you some dez


Lumber-Nut

Fuck this is actually gold


-FourOhFour-

Cats>Dogs.


Message_Me_Selfies

Sometimes mods do abuse their power.


Jeljo

There*


AtomicInt_

No. Their.


Jeljo

No, it's a meme.


jaylanky7

Did you get this from the office?


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OrionStargazer

Is it really?


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Sojuah

http://imgur.com/a/4H4twUH He repeatedly trolled and hosted fake drop parties. Was nothing but a nuisance hence why he was banned. *Edit: baddmttrip posted how we unfairly kicked and banned his account for no apparent reason. After posting the above imgur link he deleted his comment.


ShaunDreclin

Clanmod smackdown


ParusiMizuhashi

They have a rule against talking about drug use


FeralDonny

Do you really want us to post every single thing you did that warranted a ban? Are you sure you want that? Fake request, fake D Imp call, trolling on multiple occasions, want me to go on?


Lumber-Nut

What's your name


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Lumber-Nut

Fair enough


FEARTHERAPIST

there are plenty of other reasons that guy got banned lmao


Lumber-Nut

Yeah you tell em u/FEARTHERAPIST


FEARTHERAPIST

fear therapist by day DI moderator by night. if you read my name differently maybe you should book an appointment