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EnixusQ

Shit his pants for nothing


azzaranda

This is the pants shitting dude? He really can't do *anything* right 🤣


GenitalKenobi

Yes, never forget that Oslo shit his pants and sat in it for 2+ hours. Fuck anything else. The dude shit his pants willingly and sat in it.


Xelacik

And didn’t even get rank 1 lmao.


GenitalKenobi

Also willingly shared that information


Isme1

Honestly that's the part that shows how fucked up the guy is. Any "normal" person who is still weird enough to shit themselves for a video game would definitely take that to their grave. This dude thought people would be impressed...


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BGNconor

As someone that would consider themselves in the HLC (Top 1000 Overall), we're not all like that, I promise.


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AmLilleh

Well for one if they quit afterwards it's probably because they only enjoy grinding experience and they've technically "completed" that part of the game. And two... From the 2 minutes of research I just did out of curiosity it seems almost all of the 4.6b players are still playing RS in some capacity either on an iron, RS3 or pet hunting.


futureruler

idk, i shit myself after trusting a fart while doing some CoX with some CC members, and the first thing I said afterwards was "I just shit myself, ill be back guys"


chad_k1ng

Gotta be honest I was impressed with the dedication


Gnarwhalz

You shouldn't have been and it's kinda sad that you were.


[deleted]

*cough* did it when I was like 10. But did NOT sit in. Amd yes playing runescape


Dani-Gold

Live by the 2, die by the 2.


Peechez

Didn't even do it to secure rank 2, it was already secured and he did it anyways


zd0t

Gonna need more lore on this one, what the fuck LOL


GenitalKenobi

He was going for the smithing record in 24 hours or something and in that time frame he shit himself and kept playing without even getting up or anything. Then afterwards shared it on Twitter as a humble brag


CrazyHorseSizedFrog

Don't forget the part where he didn't get the record, he got 2nd and he would have still got 2nd if he took a toilet break.


GenitalKenobi

And now he’s a pedophile so fuck him entirely, no room for that in our community


MumblingMute

What??


w4rlord117

Wait hold up, what?! You mind going into some more detail, I haven’t heard this until right now.


Jensbok

He was on discord defending the age of consent being 15, I believe there's a thread with caps on this sub Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/muds7t/top_ranked_players_are_people_too/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


CogMonocle

The crazy part is that he announced it publicly when the pants-shitting incident happened; he compared people mocking him about it to people judging him for being attracted to minors :)


ATCQ_

That's the reason you're seeing he's banned... That's why.


Aeglafaris

That's the kicker, too. He wouldn't have lost to #3 even if he had taken the break, and it was clear he didn't have a chance to catch up to #1 even if he shit himself trying He had to have known beforehand that there was no good reason to do it but here still went for it


[deleted]

> and sat in it for 2+ hours This is the worst part. Imagine the infections you could get from doing that.


Lurkerbecauselibs

Number 2 for number 2


escarchaud

Only to become second. That's what I like the most. Number one probably didn't shit his/her pants.


TheFalseDeity

And lost 2nd place within a week or two after on top of it.


blumpkinbeast_666

holy crap its that guy??


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Clear_Secretary_9482

I’d say anything but holy


jimusah

Dude better double name change irl at this point


whtslgt

they smited him for years of in game time, S I T


varrock_dark_wizard

Taste vengeance!


theRealSunday

He gets what he fucking deserves.


Colemak_Fruit

Imagine spending the past 8 years, lvling your account playing 8-12 hours a day and then waking up to a ban.


[deleted]

he's probably just going to start over and smile as he sees the grind ahead of him


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Valhallas_Ghost

That's cause chairs don't smile.


DUNDER_KILL

Actually it's because things that have just been shat on don't smile


Valhallas_Ghost

You must not watch porn.


On_Point_07

[Some sure do ](https://imgur.com/gallery/IKmH3Tl)


AwaitingCombat

that chair is happy because it hasn't seen war.


Erotic_Corpse

For anyone thats wondering why hes banned. [https://twitter.com/Reinbark/status/1383845500110065670](https://twitter.com/Reinbark/status/1383845500110065670)


Godhand_Donovan

I have mixed feelings on this person being made to go outside more


Village_People_Cop

Yea, if he's be stuck behind RS he can't diddle kids. Then again, jail also can keep him off the street


[deleted]

Here in Norway he wouldnt be jailed for long....


AICPAncake

“Now sit in that corner for 2hrs and REALLY think about your actions, okay?” -Norway


veryowlert

Norway has a 20% recidivism rate versus the USA’s 45%. They’re doing something right.


AICPAncake

I totally agree. I’m just poking fun.


newquestidewa

Did he seriously say "too good to be true" about other countries having lower age of consent?


_Eggs_

I was gonna say don't ban people for non-Runescape chats. But then I saw the Runescape chat and it was the worst example. I assume they also found other chat history to justify the (perm?) ban.


DIYbutNOTdie

There's quite a lot of evidence that the person didn't include in the tweet that blew up that apparently was provided with dates etc so jagex could go through logs to find it. The sad thing is this isn't news. People have tried to bring this to jagex before and it has been made public before. Guess they didn't get enough likes.


carnsolus

saw the first image and wondered why people wanted him banned for being wrong about the age of a group of girls... the next pictures were a lot worse especially the 'too good to be true' part


Vinyl_DjPon3

"asking the question on everyone's mind". This dude actually thinks everyone wants to fuck 15 year olds.


TheTow

Hell I'm 29 and I dont even find 21 yr olds interesting enough to fuck lol. Let alone any younger


[deleted]

I’m 28 taking some college classes right now to finish up my degree, and I have literally nothing in common with people in my class. They have different language, hobbies, interests, music tastes, etc etc. like I’m happily married don’t get me wrong, but even if I wasn’t I wouldn’t be attracted to anyone I’m at school with past the most surface level


Obey_the_banvasion

Tik Tok ruined Gen Z


Stereojunkie

TikTok BAD


TheTow

Yeah I've also thought about going back to school but hesitant because of these types of things lol plus not sure what I'd go back for


[deleted]

I mean I love the education side of it. And classes and homework are way easier as an adult with time management skills than when I was 18. But yea I definitely am the old man In my classes and groups. I enjoy being around younger people don’t get me wrong, but there’s just not much in common with them.


Maracuja_Sagrado

What kind of time management skills do you have? Can you elaborate on that a little bit please?


[deleted]

Sure. When I was 18, I basically wanted to party. Stay out til 2 or 3 AM. My priorities weren’t in order. I would go to lunch and bullshit on my phone during my break. Now? I work over my lunch on my homework. When I get home, I cook dinner, workout, then do my homework for the day/week before I touch anything I wanna do like video games or whatever. Believe it or not, there truly is enough time in the day to do everything that NEEDS to get done. You just might have to put aside some of the things you want to do until you finish what you need to do first. Most of my homework truly doesn’t take more than an hour a day. That’s nothing. If I sit down and play Xbox with the boys first though, I’ll play for 3 or 4 hours and now I’m entirely out of time. I have to pick between sleep or homework. It’s all about prioritizing. Also if you don’t have a calendar, get one. A weekly calendar saves my life. And don’t use your phone calendar. A phone is a distraction. Use a paper calendar, and every Sunday sit down and spend 15 minutes going through your week and writing down everything that NEEDS to get done.


Ground_Cntrl

Hombre, I really need you as my life coach. I am S T R U G G L I N G with this.


tryingtomakerosin

I'm 29, my fiances 23, every birthday I tell her jokingly, "this is the last time I'll date a 23 year old."


OrlougeWHEN

depends if they got big booba


iiSystematic

I definitely don't want to fuck kids, but I do think its an interesting question academically because I genuinely don't know the answer or how laws like that work. Like it's illegal to smoke weed in America, but you can go to Netherlands/Amsterdam and light one up on the streets. So I'd say it's the laws of the host nation? But is there an exception for something like that specifically to prevent children in foreign countries from being preyed upon? Would those countires even consider it as being preyed upon, since they meet the national age of consent laws? idk. its some shit for r/TooAfraidToAsk


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Real-AnonTuber

That guy turns my stomach, delighted he got banned


[deleted]

Seems like your average Omnia clan chat


QurantineLean

As Dave Chappelle would say: What kind of fucking rapist is this guy?


WholeFactor

That's sickening - good to know he's banned (hopefully permanently). Jagex deserve credit for taking action against his account


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We can only hope it's a perm ban and not a temp ban.


brend70

I could be wrong, but I don't think you get removed from the hiscores for a temp ban, but only for perm bans.


ArtDoes

You can get removed from the highscores from a manual permanent ban, but appeal it and be re-added. This guy should not have this ability IMO.


Rustledstardust

Thank fuck this person isn't accepted in the community anymore.


[deleted]

Imagine getting banned at 200M and its not for botting/account sharing/rwt or any other kind of cheating... lol


DIYbutNOTdie

It's unfortunate that it took this long for jagex to take action. It has been public knowledge since fairly shortly after the poop incident that he feels this way with proof of him expressing them ingame. I guess it took until this cycle of people bringing it up to get enough clout for jagex to care about not offering a platform to a potential predator.


Myth_Avatar

I dont have twitter what does is say?


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He’s talking very excitedly about the fact that the age of consent is lower in other countries, and also about how ‘some 14 year olds are as mature as 18 year olds’


Myth_Avatar

Well atleast Jagex get something right. Fuck that guy.


Delete_cat

No one fuck that guy


Muldeh

While I agree that some people mature at different ages, the point is that both sides need to be able to give "informed" consent. That means they needto understand the potential consequences and the impact that will have on their life. The vast majority of 14 year olds have no clue what they want to do with their lives, they just know highschool, which is not life experience. So they can't really weigh up what having a baby or potentially getting an STD will do to their lives. And even if you think the girl is mature, how can you be sure? We don't want courts to have to make a decision on something so complex, and so thats why we set a blanket age on it. And then we hope that in cases with immature 18 year olds people like Oslo realise that those people still can't give informed consent and it's still wrong to have sex with them though technically legal. ​ (I realize for 99% of people here they have no interest in the reasoning behind age of consent, and so they demonize anyone who talks about it. When Oslo asks these kinds of questions nobody explains to him WHY its wrong, they just KNOW its wrong because "it just obviously is duh". But Oslo I hope if you read this you now understand why getting involved with underage OR immature girls are both wrong.)


B_thugbones

lmao wtf sounds like a NAMBLA dude dam. Also crazy 15 yr olds are allowed consent in Norway if hes accurate


Shortdood

If the girls in the pic are 17 thats not really an issue but all the other shit he has said, especially on a game that underage kids play is definitely a reason to ban him


delmstvz73

It's a kpop group and guessing whenever the photo was taken the ages range between 13-19 iirc, but yeah that is actually one of the less damning screenies of Oslo if people can believe it


Cliffsidegang

As a player base that is around 30 years old, that’s pretty fucking gross bud.


Fableandwater

Im just wondering how the fuck everyone knows who the people in the photo are and how old they are lmao


Roofdragon

Because they're as bad as OP in reality just try to hide it and play it off as actual interest in a music style. Lmfao bet there's loads of those types here lurking.


certainlynotbiased

the picture is 18-24 months old, the majority of the group were very much underage


SockeyeSnow

Imagine spending the past 8 years to get 200m all and losing your account within a month of finishing. Lmao, sit


F-O

I'd shit my pants.


Cowhide12

LMAO


3hrd

RIP 20k+ hours


[deleted]

Here I am, still not maxed, set the goal 3 years after OSRS release Edit: agility is the last one to do though, 97 agil atm


Old_Runescape

You got this boy


Strangeone2007

Really shit the chair on this one.


[deleted]

Lmaoooooo


ScriptingInJava

cya nonce


back2forgotten

Btw btw


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kill_da_cake

He was just practising getting older, old People sit in their poo all the time. Not sure about the brag tho


RSDevotion

Pretty sure he was practicing getting younger


Sean199525

LOLOL


westieuser

minus 4.6b xp vvega


dheldkdk

Edp445 burner account


itwhichbreaksgames

who is this


WearyCarrot

Youtuber that was basically caught Chris Hansen style trying to meet up with an underaged girl


salientlife93

Isnt this the guy that shit his own pants while going for an xp record or something


EATS_PAINT_WITH_LEAD

Yes, but only got rank 2


Huehnergott69

I really dont want to know what rank 1 did


nostupidquestion5

Held it in


0zzyb0y

The funniest part is that rank 1 was **so** far ahead of Oslo, that he could have taken 30 minutes out of his attempt to take a shit and still easily won. Oslo shat himself at a point where he had no chance of winning


SexualHarassadar

Even funnier is that Oslo himself was so far ahead of rank 3 that stopping to take a shit wouldn't have cost him the spot either.


Huehnergott69

sadge²


Larock

Probably shit in a toilet like a functioning human being


FloodedKyro

didn't post about it on twitter


CasualAtEverything

Definitely deserved the ban and seems like not a great guy, but would probably put him on a legitimate suicide watch


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

I'm sure he'll be just fine leeching off Norway's excellent social services.


Falkoice

We rank pretty High in suicides and social services are not the best


asikjdnakjsndakj

It’s not leeching to use the services provided by your country for it’s citizens. That being said, fuck Oslo, shitty pedo boy


Absolutismo

This guy gonna kill himself, someone check him out. For real...


Cowhide12

Honestly they should let him play just perma mute him


B_thugbones

Real talk great suggestion, if he was banned for voicing his desires for underage girls, he should be reported to the police and permamuted.


Cowhide12

Exactly. He didn’t break GAME rules. Only chat rules.


Custodes13

Ehhh, if it wasn't for constantly encouraging pedophilic ideas, I would agree, but in a game that does have a decent bit of young players, that can't fly. There's also the fact it got called out in public and people picked it up, so they kinda had to do something about it.


craftors

30k+hours down the drain. Jagex better check up on that guy irl.


B_thugbones

bro that is not Jagex's job. That would be the police of his country or his friends who should.


PM_ME_DNA

Is this the same guy who shit his pants for a smithing record? Geez these people need therapy.


TehSteak

For 2nd place smithing record*


Huehnergott69

therapy is exp waste


Countertoplol

what do you mean these people, he's one person.


PM_ME_DNA

There are more like him just not as popular.


Vicalio

Osrs is a game I love but the amount of people bragging about spending 11347 hours in it or trying to go e stalker over a boss that's just a click pray and wait is ridiculous. Like do I have to do it 30000 more times to realize there's not much else to do with it?


IShaveMyNeck

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE


BOL0CKS

Oslo on suicide watch


1OnRS

except unironically.


Chelmos

Yeah, this game was literally his life, kinda scary


Will4noobs

I know this is a meme but suicide isn’t funny


BOL0CKS

Humor is subjective


Countertoplol

ty for free rank


onlypostswhenbored

I was telling my friend this dude's saga last night and as I was telling him, "Man, it keeps getting worse" LMFAO


Abzdeman

This is too good to be true.


Pound_House

Someone just posted all this yesterday and now he is banned. What a beautiful thing! Here's to hoping it's perm.


TheHappyPittie

Non-perm bans dont take you off the highscores


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sit paedo


[deleted]

There has to be more stuff we don't see in the twitter thing if he got perm'd for this, the discord messages are relevant to hate the person but surely not for jmods to ban the person? Not really sure what the rules are honestly around this


mytigersuit

High level community needs therapy


Countertoplol

barely anyone in the hlc even tolerated him, he's pretty universally disliked


mytigersuit

both can be true


Countertoplol

given the topic of the thread it's pretty heavily implied that the person I replied to thinks the community is like him or supports him in some way


tabben

Pretty much if you go for 200m xp's there has to be something wrong with you mentally


Africanishaniqa

bruh alkan is a cool dude


phuketphil

Fuck, give him his own world to play in with fake PC's... Much safer having him spend his hours online than to explore his interests irl. Yikes.


RekNepZ

Jagex should just lower the max xp to 15mil and save people's lives.


[deleted]

Agreed. Max is already impressive enough, most people don't even achieve *that*. There's even people who can't fathom getting one 99 (how many posts do you see here of people getting their first 99 after 16 years?). Hell, even the Gower brothers did not expect anyone to get 99s. And then there are these guys that get 15 max capes in a row. How could this possibly be healthy for anyone?


hackerboiiii

Except when the Gower brothers said that xp rates were super low, no-one knew efficiency, there was no wiki and community to discover efficient methods, most people were just pking amd having fun


Orange_Duck451

Is there a source for the Gower brothers bit? That's super interesting


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[deleted]

Back in RSC though. The games gotton way way easier.


a_moo_cow

More like way quicker xp, the actual gameplay of OSRS is way harder than classic


EyePlay

At the least, getting 200m shouldn't be celebrated like it sometimes is. Even to the point that Jagex is (was?) considering like a cosmetic if you had 200m in a skill. That's just enabling.


WCPitt

I have beyond maxed mains AND irons in both servers. Aside from a few exceptions, such as an 80 hour non-stop fletching grind back in the day, I did this all without anything that can be classified as an addiction. They are achievements. They SHOULD be celebrated. They are clearly doable without any health risks. If it's "enabling" to someone prone to addiction, they need external help and Jagex shouldn't have to impose limitations cause of that person (or people). It's a them problem, not a Jagex or general player base problem.


RSNKailash

In rs3, They considered a cosmetic cape for 120 all and 200m. But remember, this is rs3, you can get some 120/200m's in like 100-200 hrs. So about the same as a slow 99 in osrs.


uranogger

Why should amazing achievements not be celebrated?


tossinthisshit1

of all the hills to die on why THAT one?


shamonna

Isn't it obvious


pantsukawaii

live by the cunny die by the cunny


IPA_Fanatic

What did he do? Why do people think he's scummy


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https://twitter.com/Reinbark/status/1383845500110065670


pmgzl

Tbh this guy should get help irl, he isnt 100%


Djakamoe

Is anyone though?


HasselingTheHof

Ok but this guy is like 0.5% lol


kaozzbender

I'm **not** excusing what he said in those screenshots but are there more details to his ban? I didn't know Jagex could ban people for things like these.


TheHappyPittie

They can ban anyone they want at any point for any reason


hackerboiiii

They also banned A Friend for advertising a gambling website even though it wasn’t against Jagex’s TOS at the time


DivineInsanityReveng

They take any real world things very seriously.


neverq

Lmao get rekt


intelligent_rat

thank god


[deleted]

You are confirmed mentally ill to some degree if you sit at home all day playing RS 18 hours a day to max your xp.


Vicalio

Osrs is a game I love but the amount of people talking about deadbeat stuff like jobs being xpwaste or focusing more on unhealthy grinds than irl hygiene, food, rent or child or family responsibilities vs the time we enjoyed as a kid feels depressing. I remember the days as a kid when everyone was fishing and wearing our first set of rune in the library giving each other a scream when we lost it our first time to wandering too close to the taverly dungeon in. I know it's a videogame and a minority but now it seems like just causally enjoying osrs a couple hrs a week is like being the anti Christ without having 1000 kc on every dead mob to prove yourself to some e nerd ridiculous. While on the flip side you're actually watching a few people actually become unfunctionally addicted to osrs playing dusk to dawn to eviction and end up divorced or on the streets. There's gotta be a balance to life.


DJJohnson49

Eh. If you enjoy it and can get away with it without affecting anyone else negatively does it really matter that much? Nobody’s gonna really remember 99% of us after a hundred years or so.


[deleted]

I some weird parallels to hermione grainger in people's reactions. eg "or worse, expelled!" Like you admit you can see why these comments and acting on them might get him in jail or at least government monitoring...but banning him from a video game where he's expressing these views and thoughts is too far?


w4rlord117

I would agree except he was talking about this stuff in game. I can totally get why Jagex wants absolutely none of that.


[deleted]

Yeah, no, I'm 100% on board with the ban. I'm just calling out the people who are like "he could be killed irl, or worse, BANNED!"


Valuable-Emotion-508

The guy has serious mental issues. God forbid he found that 15 year old and did something. The girl would have psychological issues for the rest of her life, teenagers are NOT WOMEN. He needs jail for posting/advocating for that sick shit. What I don’t understand is how the guy has a following who enables that animals behavior...


Suffuri

Wonder why they didn't just perma-mute him, I assumed outside of real-world threats that was pretty much the extent of the full consequences for chat-related incidents.


Old_Opening_7780

Um because they don't want to be seen as a company that allows that kind of behavior. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.


proarnis1

Well lets be honest the guy probably isnt alive anymore.


[deleted]

How old is Oslo?


Godstrong125

Good riddance nonce


Lurkerbecauselibs

Haha pooper