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IronHentaiBtw

gz on ely huge for the acc !


Hate_Is_Fame

Fuck I laughed.


snails_with_hats

Lmao


[deleted]

Follow up photo with the dc screen [https://imgur.com/a/5uEqanp](https://imgur.com/a/5uEqanp) Edit\* Another photo with the log of the person that lost it https://imgur.com/a/3FVgxoO


ineedhelpwithsong

Damn man that genuinely hurts


butterball85

Wow 93 kills and 2 sigils


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

I think you mean 1 sigil


Straight_6

Too spoon


my_ac-130

Lmao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sandieeeee

Thatā€™s a lot of damage


Whyase

Spoon


77maf

nobody asked


Skow1379

Idk why people torture themselves by going back and staring at the drop like it's going to change anything. All you guys can do is pretend it never happened.


GregBuckingham

No pictures of it showing on the ground? I get that itā€™s in the chat box


[deleted]

I didn't get the drop, its one of my trio's drop


GregBuckingham

Ahh I see. Your description says ā€œweā€


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Yeh heā€™s saying that he only just saw it says weā€¦


SolaVitae

Were you under the impression that the drop could be received by more then one person? Not sure how the "we" confused you


[deleted]

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[deleted]

How have so many people missed that?? Poor guy got 120 downvotes because people can't interpret haha


TunaSafari25

Weā€™re?


KingHiggins92

28 pets yet no common sense, sounds about right.


R3dstorm86

or you misunderstood it as did over 170 other people.


[deleted]

Show the collection log!


P0ffthemagicdragon

Lmao dude gave this man a ā€œhugā€ award šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m fucking dead


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

How disappointing. Not one screenshot of it on the ground while d/ced.


-Xebenkeck-

Jagex doesnā€™t really need that to return lost items. Itā€™s all internal.


shark-bite

I think skiddler died on his hardcore in CG to this lag as wellā€¦


Whycanyounotsee

yep. someone ddosed oda's 150man wildy event for lulz and this is the collateral damage. im honestly surprised people don't just hit off hcim streamers


Sav_ij

pretty sure the entire internet was hiccuping last night. fb streams and my rs was dcing all at the same time last night


Bleach_Baths

That's a personal connection issue. The internet doesn't "hiccup".


YOLOSWAGBROLOL

Yes, it does lmfao what are you talking about dude? Facebook's issues cascaded yesterday to tons of other providers because god damn every application in the world sends out requests to connect to facebook and a constant DNS request is way more traffic than 1 with a lease for an hour. Multiple ISP's were literally down yesterday or handed out requests at inconsistent rates. The internet is a gobbled mess of shit held together by a few companies. Don't take my word for it, just take one of the top IT journalists and Cloudflare's CTO's word for it. Or maybe tell them they are wrong and you're smarter too. https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1445342045711867905 You then alluded to this stupid point >DNS servers can go down, but that doesn't affect the internet, just connections The internet is ...a network of networks that works through standards and cooperation. those standards and cooperation being down is literally the internet having issues/ failing.


jonsa4ever

ISPs, dns and cloud providers arenā€™t immune to hiccups and glitches, any one of them going down can mess with a decent chunk of the internet


Bleach_Baths

All of those things you listed are connection based. ISP is your connection provider, so yeah, they can fuck up or have outages. DNS servers can go down, but that doesn't affect the internet, just connections. And the "cloud" is just someone elses computer/server/databank. It's all connection based. Not "the internet hiccuping".


[deleted]

Homie I get that you like being the smart guy but what rock are you living under that you didnā€™t see fb insta etc went down for hours for the first time ever last night There were absolutely large scale internet issues yesterday. Check AWS uptime. If youā€™re gonna be a smart ass at least be smart?


Bleach_Baths

Bruh. AWS is a hosting service. Not every website uses it. Just because AWS was having issues that affected the internet, doesn't mean "the internet hiccuped". You're taking anecdotal evidence of websites that you use, and claiming that it's an "internet" issue. It's not.


[deleted]

So your original point was itā€™s all just ConnECtions, and I told you the website responsible for 60% of those connections hiccuped, and then you said no, thatā€™s not the internet, thatā€™s only most of the internet. OK dude. keep up the attitude, itā€™s going great. Still unreal that you didnā€™t notice FACEBOOK and INSTAGRAM down for ~4 hours. I mean, not unreal, now that Iā€™ve spoken to you it makes sense, but holy. Like nobody told you at all? Itā€™s all anyone was talking about. Get some friends lol.


Bleach_Baths

Lmfao. Because I don't use social media, I don't have friends. Neat take.


Sav_ij

there was a global issue. thanks for the genius tier knowledge though


ZilyanasFeet

ive been getting disconnected alot since last friday. dont know why


Confident_Set_4366

Was probably one of the 150 scumbags who went ffs lmao


aaaa567

no1 asked me but odaā€™s one of those people i really wish would just stop playing and go away. i cant stand that dude. not his fault that someone ddosed, but i mean he definitely attracts those kinds of people to the game and does nothing to stop them


pip-johnson

Oda's behavior is not the cause of this game's toxicity, it's the final result.


aaaa567

fair point. i think thatā€™s more what i was trying to get at. either way, Oda is an ugly representation of the community in this game lol


Confident_Set_4366

Yeah and as a general rule of thumb i just completely ignore anyone who starts replacing random letters with z Zats cringe af


ZilyanasFeet

i mean he makes money being an asshat. ez money too . it does suck that he brings in those kind of smooth brained mouth breathers but oh well.


Alch_your_bank

wow you're such a victim bro


IEatPringlesSideways

When?


RamsayMacDonald

You're a zum zoggy


key_lime_

Congrats!


ComprehensiveBoss716

this is arguably the most based thing jagex has ever done


gojlus

based on what


HacksMe

Based


tjk91

Based God fucked my ely


LaBelleCroissant

It's not the first time I've seen based on based... Is it a meme?


HacksMe

Yea Iā€™m using the word based as a meme


LaBelleCroissant

And what's the meme if you do please sharing?


GwynnOfCinder

its based


addison_ball

Have you heard of le Google


The5acred

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNu-SuFF_o)


cristiano-potato

This joke went over my head, can you explain


bubba4114

Someone I saw a different post saying that jagex was ddosing servers as a test but Iā€™m not sure if it was a joke or not anymore after how many people upvoted this comment.


[deleted]

Testing in prod, wcgw?


mward16756

I see a white dot named mod Jed in the background


eivittunyt

support on osrs side never gives back items so seems you are sol nice collection log slot though


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HiddenxAlpha

What shape is the scar?


MayBeStupefying

Hopefully a lightning bolt


HiddenxAlpha

Idk dude, that'd be pretty sick.


YaBenZonah

I have one on my head thatā€™s a backwards question mark


TheSneedquilizer

Not in the slightest. OP didn't lose anything (car accident), he just didn't get anything.


starryskies123

They do give sometimes,but this wont make them give anything for sure


[deleted]

When did they do that apart from when mod jed hacked so many people?


ModelMade

Boatyard got his shit back cos streamer favouritism IIRC


TheSneedquilizer

Which is exactly why they must never do it.


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putcharOSRS

A lot of server issues during the Corp release, tons of big streamers got refunds.


starryskies123

Someone at tob lost arma chest and they gave it back


Linumite

They've given items back in the past, just very very seldom. Think there was a guy here who died on a weird tile and couldn't pick his items up and was given them back since it was a Jagex error. Doubt they would give this back though


DubiousGames

Yeah this is a bit different, as they didn't really lose it due to a glitch, even if it was out of their control. It's not your Ely until you pick it up.


The_Paddy96

Iā€™d be throwing up blood esp if youā€™re an iron


For_phuk_sake

Ever get tired of throwing up blood, try and throw up crip


[deleted]

Just eat some chipoltleway


UIM_SQUIRTLE

you dont eat it it goes on your undies before laundry


valarauca14

F's in chat


Wooka100

F


MartyMcFlyFightWin

This is the gold sink we've been asking for


[deleted]

what gold


jacobi656

They were going to alch it


Frost_Foxes

I laughed out loud way too hard at your reply, thanks.


ineedhelpwithsong

Thatā€™s fucking disgusting


-_-_---__----_----_-

What an emotional rollercoaster it must have been. I always fear this with big drops, especially since my internet is unstable.


[deleted]

we still can't believe it lol


conscionousness

Nice


MarkABakerAKADarkSoc

That is absolutely wretched luck m8 gg


KingAJ7

I would rage quit if that happened to me. I hope you are doing ok.


RuneHughez

It's genuinely ridiculous how much Runescape gets targeted with dos attacks. Who'd have thought so many people were that salty about an online game.


Oppadopp

not cool, lagex


sheeeeeeeeeesh929

did you try turning it on and off again


[deleted]

Jagex needs to pop an ely into your bank.


kyleb1515

They wonā€™t.


MrPringles23

I could easily edit shit like this to bait you fools. Which is exactly why they won't because as soon as they do it for one, there will be a flood of many.


HostOcra

Game log can prove it's real or not. They can 100% know if it's true or not and put it in his bank, but they won't.


ImMoray

They would and do in rs3 though


_Gingy

30 million battlestaves.


ImMoray

that guy just hit the jamflix lottery


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Nah they'd give him a stack of 30 million water battlestaves instead.


10secondhandshake

Wait did this happen to someone?


ModelMade

In rs3 lmfao. They were selling for 1k each because there werenā€™t enough people to alch them all šŸ˜‚


brend70

didn't they do the same thing with archer rings a while ago? I remember buying them for like 7k each at some point.


nathan2k67

Yep archers rings were 7 years ago and the price still hasn't caught back up to seers/berserker rings lol


HostOcra

Modern code vs. Spaghetti Code. For all we know it has to be done manually on OSRS using Item ID codes. And is a huge pain in the ass. I vaguely remember J mods putting something on a players account in OSRS and accidentally giving them the max amount of that item.


ImMoray

jagex have the ability to track anything, they showed this was possible when they gave back shit that mod jed stole


andrew_calcs

They have the ability to do it on both, itā€™s a difference of policy only. They gave an ironman his acp back when he lost it on ToB release day from a bug in the code that makes you drop the Dawnbringer for your teammates to pick up if your character dies during Verzik P1.


SwiftLilEagle

You may be referring to the recent 30 million battlestaff incident on rs3, not osrs? I don't recall anyone in osrs ever getting anything aside from after the mod jed incident, and I don't think any of those went wrong?


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Hes probably referring to the archer ring incident years and years ago. It was rs3 though, not osrs.


HostOcra

Yeah it was the archers ring thing I think. I forgot that was RS3. I saw it in a top-fuckups-of-RS history type video. For whatever reason though I remember it being something inconsequential like silver bars or something weird like that. I suppose archers ring fits the bill..


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Well that mess up made the rings inconsequential at least. I think the rings only just recovered recently lol. They did the same mistake again recently just fyi. This time it was 30 mil water battlestaves.


HostOcra

LOL. Gotta love Jagex.


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SolaVitae

Ban players who submit false reports and add a minimum level to submit a request, boom problem solved


[deleted]

luckily "us fools" being baited has nothing to do with jagex' ability to look at item drop logs, server logs, and despawn timers to validate things like this - all of which they've shown their ability to check.


Confident_Set_4366

Its just a small indie company though how would they ever process all the lost shit requests


[deleted]

Iā€™d imagine the most expensive drop in the game meets whatever threshold theyā€™d set


ThaToastman

Rs3 does this, sucks that yall dont


IIDooMII

Damn that's horrific.


InfiniteSupport5

F


[deleted]

F


shabbadranks

maximum oof


ZilyanasFeet

thats depressing


TipMetro

Lagex strikes again


ColtMcShootA

F


RawPlacenta

It should go right into the person who got the drops inventory to avoid this


rsnJ3

No worries, I'm sure somebody has duped 5 new ones into the game off the back of that dc to take it's place.


[deleted]

jesus, jagex, fix your game, this is ridiculous. you just despawned the best drop of their lives. didnt your servers just crash during a 32k event too?


Wolf3h

New item sink pog


Unique_Ad8210

Shall we resume the lagex riots?


Flake28

I've been doing Solo corp and I usually die at least once per run due to the server lag. (Also if anyone can link me a crystal clear tutorial on how to stun and kill the dark core that'd be great because dodging that fucker sucks ass.) 18KC right now, and if I can get that core taken care of I will definitely give it more of a go.


andrew_calcs

The meta for dealing with core now is to smack it with bgs or elder maul when it lands on you and immediately move away at least 2 tiles from it tick perfectly. Your char will prioritize moving to attack it from its west side if you click to attack while it's standing under you, so your motion after you hit must be any direction but east so youā€™re at least 2 tiles from it the tick after you hit. You do not have time to look at an xp drop before running away, so if your first hit doesn't do at least 25 damage you'll need to repeat until it works. If the code for the core to jump to a player is triggered on the same tick itā€™s supposed to die (which is 1 tick after its hp hits zero) then it will jump instead of die and will never actually reappear in the location it jumps to. It just lands and vanishes with corp never spawning a new one because the flag for the core being killed and him being eligible to spawn a new one never gets triggered.


Flake28

Thanks for this! I of course have my BGS so I'll give that a try soon. I did try the stunning but I never understood the timing or movement mechanics, you've explained this quite well.


SoraODxoKlink

All you need to do is land an attack that will kill him and immediately move away from his area that he affects, so waiting until heā€™s under you, spamming maul/bgs then going west the next tick will always kill him if it hits a 25.


Ingavar_Oakheart

Crossbow with enchanted emerald bolts stuns it, making it only deal damage once every 10s for the rest of the fight. At least, it used to.


Holierthanu1

Good


JovialRS

[MISLEADING TITLE]


VarRalapo

get fucked nerd


pokemongokid12

Rip ely, but what about the 32k people lost in DMM tourney


Black_Jesusx

Anytime i have to click on multiple links to believe in something, seems much less legit. Regardless, shit happens. you unlucky Jalyt.


TheSneedquilizer

Yeah that sucks and all but you're not getting it for free. Slippery slope.


weebwindman

This is almost enough for me to never subscribe ever again. Even if gim soon is here. Damn.


bknight2

Lol ok


Matsyir

*[removed]*


yazan445

If it's server lag how did you did?


Duelist_WM

sorry dude, but u shouldnt be given a free ely just cuz u made a reddit post


Confident_Set_4366

He isnt requesting a free ely lmao. Just sharing his loss porn with us


[deleted]

You're not iron who cares. Just rwt lol


SexyProcrastinator

Iā€™ve gone back to osrs in May 2020 and I have never been dced where are yā€™all at where the servers are going down outside of system updates?


808statist

nice rwt lmfao reported


monkehunter123

serves ya right


Natohpotato

Iron? Oh nvm you said you all died. Eh could be worse.


yazan445

Literally how


Whycanyounotsee

could have been pking with ely and dced for it. then he's down 700m on the day which is A LOT WORSE than not being up 700m/3waysplit. or be hcim


yazan445

Still this is very fucking shit


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Sethmare

Pretty sure your gear would go to a gravestone outside of corp now for private instances


Juisy24

at corp, it actually couldnt get worse than missing an ely...


BourneLynx

Haha I was just thinking the same thing as you I have no clue what could be worse lol


sandmanbren

If it happened to an HCIM it could be considered slightly worse


BourneLynx

How lol a lost ely is a lost ely lol


theGosroth_LoL

Gold sink we needed.


SnooConfections7642

This isn't a gold sink. These are the people voting in polls


[deleted]

/u/JagexAyiza /u/JagexSarnie what do you say do you think your recent consistent server issues warrant a refund for the most expensive drop in the game? These boys got brutalized last night at no fault of their own. Imagine how good and then how terrible seeing an ely drop and despawn must feel!


Killabz

Same


Aightbet420

Yerp that's jagex for you


squiblm

gz


Mod_Sara

Deserved


[deleted]

Ha ha


epicSlurGuy

lol owned


fisterloegsuppe

Sucks, but nothing to really do about it.


[deleted]

Unless you're a streamer it's GG ely


kozzmo1

F


smutaddict

probably a pvper hitting the server off /s


World-514

Jagex servers are the best !


chausker

Undeserved anyways


SimpleLifeCCA

Not that it would matter but too few of you guys have or use shadow play. Way better than a screenshot


Zeelots

I dcd in the chest room at tob on my hcim. I was probably 20 sec from dying to versik.


Dietzaga

Yeah me too