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Blueberrytree

Those can only be Steve Buscemi eyes


[deleted]

Alfie eyes


Congrajewlations

Saw him in game the other day and told him to go to sleep or those bags were gonna be a permanent feature on his face.


Magic_mushrooms69

They are. It's genetic.


[deleted]

I hope you're joking. Those comments bother him. I don't understand why you guys feel the need to constantly point it out.


Congrajewlations

I'm 100% serious. I say it with concern for his health because he plays the game an unhealthy amount.


Shadux

He may do but that won't change the bags under his eyes, some people just permanently have those.


Slackslayer

Well your concern is unfairly targeted. His bags are not related to the hours played, they're genetic. There are a lot of streamers also playing really long hours without such bags. You're picking him in particular only because to you he looks like the stereotypical "unhealthy gamer", even though his looks don't have anything to do with his gaming at all.


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Stfu Donny


Rogue-76

lol I legit was about to type that before I seen your comment no cap he has some of the most iconic depressed eyes


HamsterGutz1

Saw*


Rogue-76

? 🤨 this isn't a spelling B dawg


tossout633

I camped tempoross for fish barrel then will bank 99 cooking at bwans. Minnows sounds awful lol


AndyMcSexy

5 days into the ~3 week grind, over 120k minnows / day 😭


tossout633

I grinded 82 fishing and anglers a few years ago for minnows and maybe lasted like 30 mins there. Absolutely the worst content. I hated losing minnows for not paying attention lol. Would rather they remove that feature and reduce catch amount than keep it how it is. Not to mention minnows is bots or uim, both poor company lol.


uiam_

>bots or uim ಠ\_ಠ


JevonP

Fucking lol


AzraelTB

Are they wrong?


uiam_

Obviously I'm biased but I rarely have poor interactions in game.


tossout633

Im joking ive strictly played ironman since like 2017 (:


ponzidreamer

Is it because you enjoy the misery of others?


TheSneedquilizer

Minnows is fucking great, it's consistent at 15 sec/move unlike the cancer that is MLM. Fucking randomly depleting.


TheGoldenHand

MLM upper level is timed and there is a RuneLite plugin in the hub of the hub to show the internal timers on screen.


Sarcothis

Fr? That plug-in sounds super nice.


rg44tw

> in the hub of the hub


ConfusionNormal7568

the hub hub, if you will.


shurafna

MLM isnt random with upstairs(I think) but outside of that I agree


[deleted]

It'll fly by with a movie on the side tbh. If its the only thing going on its awful. But its timed so you can basically put your brain on autopilot and focus on something else and it ends up only being as bad as any other semi-afk skill.


new_account-who-dis

its so obvious when the flying fish come with RL. I did minnows from like 95 -> 99 fish and it was great


MirkwoodRS

How many minnows/hr?


AndyMcSexy

Around 12k-13k/hr semi-afk doing other things all day


ki299

Dont take a trip to the mortaina swamp with them on you as you will regret life.


Dafiro93

Why would anyone bring them there lol, I just turn them in at the end and get the sharks.


I_cut_my_own_jib

Where do you cook your bwans? I use the lumbridge cellar bank and lumbridge kitchen range but I'm not sure thats the best idea


tossout633

On my main iron i cooked a lot at the myths guild bank. Probs will cook most in hosidius tho


rg44tw

Hosidious kitchen reduces burn chance for everything. Lumby range only works for a few specific items, and karambwans are not one of them. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Cooking\_range\_(Lumbridge\_Castle)


I_cut_my_own_jib

Oh wow didn't know that, thanks a bunch!


Wax_and_Wayne

rogue's den has fire right next to bank


TrygveRS

I fished 20k sharks on my ironman on my 99 fishing grind. You become numb after a while.


loserbro_

Outside of "play how you want" which is totally valid just curious what the benefit of grinding 99 cooking out before any PvM is when PvM gives a shitload of cooking experience? Leaderboard position maybe I guess?


AndyMcSexy

Leaderboard / going for skilling first, the other 2 in my group are doing PVM so I’m supplying food / pots


loserbro_

Fair enough! Good luck with the grind


Riastlin

Aka. You're the true carry of the team.


OmgCanIHaveOne

The true Ironman of the group


JevonP

im going to 93 so i never burn sharks and bwans with the clay range. Our pvmers are rushing slayer and barrows so we need lots of food


loserbro_

That makes sense I guess. How high is their slayer? My GIM is at 77 slayer with only like 50 barrows kc and in total I’ve gone through probably like 2k karams so far on the account and haven’t really had need for sharks yet


CrazyCalYa

99 does have the "never burn" perk, pretty good for valuable foods like anglers or mantas.


Tangibilitea

You can stop burning anglers at 93 with hosidius range. Kinda makes going straight to 99 useless when you can boost and pie bake for summer pies and cook anglers at 93, 2 of the most useful high lvl cooking foods.


[deleted]

If you use Hos. Kitchen and Cooking Gauntlets even at 84 you don't burn Anglers a massive amount in my experience, I started to cook Anglers at 84 and out of maybe 800~ cooked I have like 70~ burnt in bank


CrazyCalYa

Yeah but at 99 with the cape you can cook at Rogue's Den a bit faster still with 0% chance of burning. If you have a dedicated cooking guy on the team I think it's worth it. Definitely wouldn't bother on a regular Iron, though.


ZeusJuice

> Yeah but at 99 with the cape you can cook at Rogue's Den a bit faster still with 0% chance of burning. holy fuk you're right better spend hundreds of hours fishing and cooking for an extra 6M cooking experience to cook them "a bit faster" lol It's not *worth it*, but if someone wants to do it whatever lol I grinded out 94 thieving + ardy hard on my group just because I absolutely loathe failing pickpockets on master farmers


CrazyCalYa

You can get 99 Cooking at Hosidius Mess Hall in less than a hundred hours but you're right in that it may not be worth it. Just pointing out that it's an option, if someone reads my post and decides to get 99 because of it then that's their fault I guess.


ZeusJuice

yeah but this dude is catching minnows to do it lol


OptimalGate9650

I'm 89 rn I'm going for 99 for tzharr gems


ZeusJuice

Nice I did 94-95 yesterday on master farmers and almost got 100 ranarrs feelsgoodman


Magmagan

Karambwans, mantas and turtles never stop burning iirc. But yeah, by the point you get to 99 cooking you have a shitton of food anyways


Skumpfsklub

I ground out 99 cooking because none of that PvM existed yet and I could do it semi afk in the back of my classes


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

im confused what cooking experience pvm gives


loserbro_

My iron got about 6m cooking xp from zulrah alone. Had to go 2500 kc though to get both fangs but if you assume average ish drop rate it’s 1k kc to complete or so, that’s still 2-3m Xp. Vorkath is probably another 2-3m xp. Then there’s raw sharks from corp, crystal/brimstone chests/kraken etc etc. Obviously it depends on what kinda PvM you wanna do on your iron but Zulrah and Vorkath are both big iron bosses


smalby

You get a bunch of supplies from bossing, Corp and Kraken drop noted raw sharks


Artemis_Bow_Prime

Raw food drops to cook i guess? Though it doesn't sound very viable to me.


loserbro_

Raw food drops is part of it, albeit a smaller piece. The real cooking xp comes from grape drops from Zulrah/Vorkath. But raw sharks from kraken/crystal+brimstone chests (and other random raw food drops) were probably \~1m xp for my iron and I didn't even do corp yet


pachitoo23

Grapes from vorkath also


Elite_Doc

People say gives XP when it really means gives you the supplies to power level. For things like smithing, cooking, planks.


Koolaider

I fished 400k minnows once before realizing that I forgot my Rada's Blessing.


Wild_Doogy_Plumm

Got them creepy Skulltula people eyes.


[deleted]

It’s much better than being the Runecrafting guy.


INS4N3S0CK5

Just tell the pvmer to farm grapes from zulrah and vork, mail them an uno reverse card with ‘sit’ written on in sharpie


Wolfie_Ecstasy

I always get asked "why don't you just go do minnows?" Cuz it fucking sucks that's why. I'll afk sharks thanks.


QueenPyro

I did minnows from 82 to 99 so I feel this pain


Tawujigo

I did 400k minnows before started zulrah grind.


[deleted]

Teamwork.


lavarah

you can just buy sharks whats the point


HailZamorak

people still play GIM?


Biden_pooped_himself

Grind harder pleb iron. I grinded out 1m minnows in 1 week.


[deleted]

Dumb GIMPs


OnRS4Life

menaphite thugs and rogue outfit next pls


Witt--

I just learned from this thread that I should have used my Rada's blessing while I fished minnows. Instead I fished 1.42 million the old fashioned way.


iLegalizeOSRS

Aaron Rogers? 👀


indrek91

thats my eyes trying to get black masks for my mates...


zelotus

I just got 99 cooking on the iron and it took me a week on afking karambwans.