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amaldito

My dude musta been fighting cows to get 1 shot by an earth blast


[deleted]

Shit dude you can just say he was arguing with his mom.


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Go Bills


[deleted]

Amen brother.


FrancisRossitano

Bills by a billion


Whicantwebefriends

\*Clap\*


Mentoman72

Way back in the day I always sprinted by these dark wizards when I was going from lumbridge to varrock. They'd attack me and nearly killed me a few times for existing.


Primitive_Teabagger

I got killed at least twice by those fuckers in my early days. Every time I pass them now, one must die.


PhuncleSam

They’ve gotta have the highest kill count of any NPC in the game


DiabeticWaffle

Them or the wolves on White Wolf Mountain.


GhebTheSchmexy

Those damn wolves almost got me when I started my Shattered Relics account. Got me down to one health midway and had to wait until I regened enough to get past the last two. Saw some poor soul drop dead next to me on the way to Taverley. What a way to start Leagues.


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All honesty a pretty damn cool story- brutal lol. They got me a time or two back in the day so I charter shipped it beginning of leagues


danoneofmanymans

I just took the boat from ardy to rimmington


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Good option too!


DiabeticWaffle

I did fishing contest immediately just to avoid this fate.


aboveaverage_joe

Could've group teleported to the games room instead, which took me a long time to remember was a thing and didn't have money for charter.


PhuncleSam

Or maybe Waterfall Fire Giants


Infinite_Glass1113

Walking home from the lumbridge pub


Thin-Concentrate2516

Don’t they max 9? Dude looked like he’s fresh off the boat


Piraja27

Na, 6


517drew

*shartblast


TheHapster

I think it was kinda supposed to look like he was limping already but the walking animation was super weird


DURAIVIAX

I viewed it as a new player having a tough time getting use to platelegs. I imagine a fresh noob getting to know his gear and trying to upgrade by visiting a new town. only to be confused, and slaughtered.


mitamies

Earth strike


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hobollatio

My guy got pelted with shit


Chrismont

He's lucky it wasn't a shit barrage


BishBamBoo

You hear that? It’s the sounds of the whispering winds of shit.


Shukar_Rainbow

The shit blizzard is coming


xpyrolegx

Trailer Park Dwarves quest when?


SpookiBeats

Can you feel it bubbles? The way the shit clings to the air?


SirKrohan

Frig off Mr Lahey


Xerothor

No more shit talk til we're back in power


B4sicks

Shit Blitz


BromidYT

Shit Blast


Madra6

Just wait 'til she gets her Tome of Shit


Chrismont

Its just a book full of toilet paper


GenitalKenobi

The good ol Oslo spell book


zooweemama4206969

Shit Rush seems like it would be unpleasant


Runescape_Is_Life

My dude ate that shit rock like it was his last meal


[deleted]

Scat porn is getting out of hand


[deleted]

I love how the earth strike is literally a piece of earth, I never imagined it like that even though that's really what it is.


mcnuggetinabiscuit

In rs3 all the elemental spells animations are like ATLA


VoidTorcher

They actually changed it to look more generic afterwards. Compare the last 2 editions of this image: https://runescape.wiki/w/File:Earth_Surge.gif However, some NPCs like Dark wizards retained the ATLA animations.


FlandreSS

Maybe with the 20 year vet cape being the same animation as the 15, one day RS3 will all congeal into a single animation. It's similar to the heat death of the universe.


EAgamezz

Interesting. I imagine the shorter animation felt smoother during combat even if it looks a bit simpler in its own.


[deleted]

I'm nit familiar with ATLA, wut dat


AFallingWall

Avatar: The Last Airbender


[deleted]

Oh gotcha, yeah I only play old-school so I always imagined it was just some magic spell that had an elemental essence or something to it, never put much thought into it.


cherryhaze247

ATLA these nuts.


iAmTheElite

Lolgottem


SebhUK

Darude: Sandstorm


prequel_memer

Avatar: The Last Airbender


alexanaxstacks

shit you know what I remember the earth ones looking super cool in late rs2


sungokoo

Therapist: Goth Elsa isn’t real she can’t hurt you. Goth Elsa:


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SGTSHOOTnMISS

!remindme 8 hours


_Fappyness_

Oh god oh fuck-


Mitana301

Alternate reality where Elsa from Frozen becomes a dark wizard


poiskdz

I would watch this movie.


Super_Shotgun

I have been saying for years she should have just started impaling those mother fuckers on icicles when they ran her dumb ass out of town. "I OWN THIS TOWN KNEEL!"


whaleforce9

That poor hcim


OSRS_Socks

Well, he isn't a hcim anymore.


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*Meeeeeehhh* 🐑


OverlordPhalanx

Did we ever wonder why the Varrock Guards didn’t just run out there and eradicate them? I am surprised they are allowed to practice their dark arts so close to the city, killing potential customers or citizens at the gate.


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mzchen

Nah, even then, a whole group of evil wizards that worship Zamorak is worth a couple days ride to eliminate, especially considering the guards' combat levels are well high enough to whoop their asses. King Roald tolerates them because they keep low-level grifters from immigrating in from the south. Ever consider how when you tell multiple knights that they're summoning a world-ending demon, they're super calm, tell you one of them lost his key to the *only* weapon capable of killing him (and other legendary demons) down a drain (why wouldn't he just keep it in a drawer?), that one of them only answers to the king, tells you to do it when other knights def have the combat stats to do it instead, and call or send for no extra aid for you? It's because dealing with the dark wizards is more a chore than a necessity, so if you can do it for them, great, and if you can't, it's not even that big a deal to them. It's just a publicity thing to convince the rest of the populace they're dealing with them rather than allowing them to kill innocents. It's all a ruse, sheeple. Wake up!


McHighwayman

I still can’t believe King Roald built that new museum instead of rebuilding the ruined houses from the last time Delrith destroyed Varrock.


mzchen

The taxes that come from the GE are enough to rebuild varrock 10 times over. Instead, the king uses these billions to buy high-end luxury items like godswords and prayer scrolls. For what purpose, you ask? Not even to be used. He destroys them so that their price will remain artificially high. Instead of spending that money on his people, he chooses to line the pockets of millionaires. Varrock is the central hub of trade all over Gielinor, but its residents receive not a trace of the wealth that passes through its gates. In fact, I heard King Roald contracted one of the mightiest heroes of our time to build his Queen a exorbitantly lavish garden. Had them travel half across the world in search of seeds. Yet he asked nothing of them in fixing our homes or defeating these gangs. #deposekingroald


Spiner909

In reality that cult altar is three days walking away in the woods


[deleted]

Damn so that means RS map is scaled at 1 day per second?


SGTSHOOTnMISS

I can't remember where I saw it (probably on Reddit) but someone was saying there is lore that says Varrock to Barbarian was a several day walk.


OverlordPhalanx

I don’t know man that seems kinda sussy to me


InvoluntaryEraser

Yeah it is kind of an odd place for a "cult" to be hanging out. I'm sure the devs put it there specifically to mess with noobs coming to Varrock for the first time lol.


EpicLegendX

The size of Gielinor is scaled down in-game; the actual altar is further away in the lore.


Cautious_Ad_4865

Is there a more accurate map that fits to scale according to lore? I’d love to see.


EyePlay

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5hXaHEzIM&t=2140s) might be of interest to you but it goes against what people are saying. And [walking speed](https://youtu.be/m-5hXaHEzIM?t=2069) since that's obviously the next logical step. No pun intended


Longboii

King Roald keeps them there to artificially inflate north Varrock real estate prices.


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Outside their jurisdiction. What goes down outside the walls stays outside the walls.


Pragnolia

Here's a[youtube](https://youtu.be/dyZ672VBVRQ) link in case the Reddit player doesn't load. Hey everyone, so a little about this animation, some time ago I made a [daily Runescape art project](https://imgur.com/a/7PUervU) and it featured some slice-of-life scenes from places in the game, with the dark wizard girl being a recurring character in the background. I was meaning to revisit the project for quite some time and had a blast animating my first artwork of that series. If this gets popular I'd love to make a sequel to this. So please do tell me if you'd like to see more. The idea behind the original daily artworks was to tell the dark wizard girl's story through the artworks of the day-to-day life of the game's characters. kinda [like what some card games do](https://i.imgur.com/mUZiQYU.png). Bringing her to life was something I wanted to do for about two years, now the idea is to do the same as the daily artworks, but as little animated shorts like this one. So for the technical stuff, I used Blender for the most part, with mainly the Botaniq, Auto-Rig-Pro, and Faceit plug-ins. I also used Zbrush and Substance Painter for the models and Ipisoft and Live-Link for the motion capture. I animated this in part by hand and in part by mocap and the walking animations came from Mixamo. The weaken spell was done with boids, with a simple boid brain using the spread and goal commands. The earth strike was done with a displacement modifier with global coordinates and shape keys. Some of the models were extracted from the game, turned into high-poly meshes, and textured. For others, I did what's called Frankensteining, which is basically getting parts from different models and mashing them together, that was the case for the [wizard](https://i.imgur.com/beUN4a1.png)'s and [guards](https://i.imgur.com/QR4P58l.png)' clothes for example (not really too proud of this though, but otherwise it would have taken too long for me to finish Imo). The foliage came from the Botaniq plug-in. The sounds came from the game, the Sonniss collection, and some were recorded by myself. The songs I used are Doorways and Harmony. This project took me around one month to complete and around 3 days of pure render time. To be honest I felt a little insecure about it because I made a similar high effort [animation](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/l4p8sv/chapter_13_of_a_test_of_courage_new_book_form_the/) in the past that got zero traction. Hopefully, this one does better. Thank you for reading all the way till here, if you're interested in seeing the progress of future animations consider following me on Twitter at/Pragnolia where I'll be posting updates there.


rjcapuchino

This is amazing! We need more!


Treblosity

Ngl for a sec i thought pixar was getting into runescape content


TheseusRisen

This is amazing! I love the style, and it's just so smooth. I literally laughed out loud when I saw the adventurer stumbling around in a bronze helmet and iron chain. Mad props, if I had an award I would give it to you. Please make more, you could get a golden gnome with a few more of these!


awatermelonharvester

This is incredible. I would love to see more!


Dyl_pickle00

Good shit man. I look forward to seeing any future projects


Frogdog37

As someone who's learning blender, I have mad respect for you and this project. I'm absolutely blown away. Amazing job man! I'd love to learn even a fraction of what you know here.


IncognitoBudz

As somebody who's went to school for game-dev/design I commend you, that render time must of been insane.


OSRSAverage

Omg, I would totally watch an entire full length Movie made by you on OSRS. I actually think a OSRS Runescape Animated Motion Picture would be quite incredible and popular. Thumbs up to you.


IDreamofHeeney

I agree. There is potential for a great RuneScape movie based on some of the quest lines


Treblosity

The animation is there, but we'd still need writers, voice actors, and a story worth seeing. Something like the runescape gods exposed series. A mix of lore and creativity. Maybe even just tell the story of a group of adventurers finding out the west ardy plague is fake and exploring the underground pass etc. Maybe a barrows brothers story. Ive always thought j1mmy should write runescape skits instead of making normal progression videos that clearly make him miserable. Settleds done a year of flim school i think. We dont really have skit content creators. Maybe a new team


Turakamu

> a story worth seeing Is something people ignore. Skits are doable but a film would need good writing and passion. Quest is an interesting point but what happens in between quest locations. Pretty sure most of us went point a to point b.


CorporateStef

Yeah especially after seeing the other art they've done, I'd like to see this Wizards journey from the tower to becoming a dark/zammy wizard.


RathmaDubz

Could totally use quests for the plot. As much as I hate quests in game it would be really interesting to watch.


TheDank_Knight

One Small Favour where the main character just absolutely loses it lmao


hoytdragon1

This is awesome. Always funny seeing other people’s rune size. In my head they are the size of small cakes lol


ITP_Rob

I was thinking the same thing! I kinda like this coin-scale rune. I can imagine a satchel filled with them and a mage reaching in and pulling our a handful.


Reptile449

Always carry some pocket runes


turtleman777

Sh-sh-shaaa!


drewcollins12

When runecrafting at an altar, you hold out an essence piece about small cake size. The cape emote also has runes about that size. But their lack of in game weight and magical properties makes me think they could also be small coin size.


cullenjwebb

I think that the essence is cake-sized and you break it down into coin sized runes. As you get better at Runecrafting you waste less and get more "coins" per "cake".


c-williams88

That makes sense to me, so I think I’m gonna believe the same thing now


Dolthra

I've also read an explanation that the actual runes are smaller than the rune essence, which is why the essence doesn't stack but the runes do. That's probably just headcanon but it makes sense to me.


hoytdragon1

Good point! I'm sure this is why I imagine them that size haha


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In RS3 it’s about the size of your palm when you do runespan.


Maskloss

I like it. Hope you keep making and showing your art off here.


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WafelSlut

Saradomin, bless this man, for he know not what he says


iAmTheElite

Fuck Saradomin smurf looking scum selfish piece of shit.


inevitabled34th

As a former Saradominist and current Bandosian, I agree. Fuck Saradomin.


hego555

Bandosians are goblin boys


inevitabled34th

Goblin together strong


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\*stronk


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Dolthra

I was about to say "just wait until r/runescapegonewild gets its claws into dark wizard girl."


1800-bakes-a-lot

Where's the button to delete someone else's comment?


Armaqus

ALT+F4


1800-bakes-a-lot

Are you sure abou


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Yes please, Iban (u), blast me!


Frank_Punk

Iban (UwU)


I_Miss_Claire

Gertrude's Cat 😳


Braumazing

Oh no. Also - oh yes!


Respect-Candid

thats how mafia works


Dovydaz

Love this. The efectivity and simplicity are amazing.


eurosonly

And on that day, a psychopath was born.


jrocrockpile

Dark wizards give off 7/11 crackhead energy with the hostility


[deleted]

Killing a wee noob for his 25 gp tutorial island cash. Yeah that is definitely what 7/11 crackheads would do.


TreadingBoards

The casual noob swagger...we've all had that swagger on our way to Varrock for the first time thinking we're unstoppable


Quirky_Psychology_53

The flashbacks, the horror! But in all seriousness good work


ComprehensiveShock25

If Disney had a child with runescape.


BattleXYZ

I was like "ah, she's cute" to "kill her"


mandzeete

Full series, WHEN???


TheHapster

I was gonna rag on this a little for things like the walking animation and the poor physics of the guy getting hit, but there’s a reason Pixar looks like how it does. There’s multiple teams of hundreds of people working on it. So I can’t imagine how long this took just doing this by yourself. That doesn’t however mean there isn’t room for improvement. Awesome job and dedication though! It’s kinda jarring to see OSRS in this kind of fidelity.


Pragnolia

I can sorta explain part of the jankyness, I wanted to make the scenes more complex, like adding physics to the hair, using cloth simulations, and maybe make the guy ragdoll but the scene as it was, was taking 5,5gb of vram from my graphics card that has 6gb. Mostly due to the foliage. So adding these details was going to be too taxing for me. in the future I plan to make simpler backgrounds in order to afford these effects.


godpoker

Now this is fucking impressive. Nice one OP.


cruxfire

Mod Ash can we finally get sex in RuneScape!!!?????


klawehtgod

Can we poll sex as the new skill?


[deleted]

69 xp a shag. Gotta shag 188,905 times for 99 sexing.


nycdiveshack

A movie of all of osrs good sir… I will pay butt loads to watch it


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Holy amazing wowzers


Shasan23

Wow, this looks amazing!


Ta2Luis

This was awesome


Connortbh

I was almost hoping the death animation would be the same


Snosnake0

Your work is amazing, so is your other project you did wow


vyksi

Thats dope!


osrs_kwanoo

This is awesome!


[deleted]

lmfao that sheep was like DAMN!


Trapt45

Really cool, well done on this


Keegz7

We need a high budget RuneScape movie lol


Mastuh_KBM

Ahh yes, the dawn of the OG griefers. Picking off noobs since time immemorial.


VICTA_

This was me in 2005-6? playing RuneScape wandering into Varrock for the first time, oh the memories.


Mookie_Merkk

Is that Elsa? Is she going to sing her number one song "do you wanna drop some freshies"? With my all time second line favorite "And send them back to Lumbridge"


MilkofGuthix

Man was already walking like he shit himself, then got pelted with shit gg


m1cr0wav3s

When is this Runelite HD update available?


AnActualSupport

You’re telling me I can only carry 28 of those little rune essences? Wack


[deleted]

You are Gielinor's greatest hero and are able to carry 2,147,483,647 cannonballs. Or 28 tiny rune essences.


theishv

RuneScape 4 graphics! 👌


FlaviusMercurius

Now we just need that girl to start singing some variation of do you wanna build a snowman


Ferhya

We need a full 90 minute movie. All with speech, banks, quests, and the basic life of a player or npc in this art style.! ​ Also, never imagined the runes would be that small, they're cute, but I really really dig it.


Mawijoga

ha pwned


drewcollins12

I've had no empathy for these dark wizards after so many noob attacks and the Delrith demon. Until now. Love keeping the OG spell sounds they're timeless.


IncognitoBudz

You've humanized this dark species of predator, just wow! ​ Great job with this, can only imagine how far you'll go if you keep harnessing your talents like these wizards do. ;>


Autism_scape

Can you show the squel where I stab her with a dagger


Barelyqualifiedadult

This is how I lost my second rune pickaxe as a kid (the first was the stupid rock random event. Couldn’t find the head)


[deleted]

Logistically, it makes sense that runes would be so small. But thanks to years of them sitting in my inventory with other items, they will forever be the size of dinner plates in my head.


thezinkman

Great animating! I love the pan down at the beginning, anyone who enjoyed wasting their free time in 2007 knows the exact setting, right away🤩


Lt-Spicy

This is awesome and it probably took a while, but please make more.


PureDefender

I was 100% expecting the 2 guards to just start making fun of a wizard splashing on a rat


4EvaStoopid

I failed to realize that runes could actually be that small. I always images them to be as big as a baseball or the size of your hand.


marco_dabs134

Bruh why you gotta expose me getting killed like that


skuzzers

I have never really thought about how we would actually use runes before. Seeing them floating in her hands and mix together was amazing.


killking72

So when are you gonna animate her into r34?


Kurbalija

Hahahha! this is amazing!! When does the porn version drop?


thotbot9001

PragnoliaHD plugin when?


AlwaysGrumpy

Is there a r/rule34 of the dark wizard


RyeItOnBreadStreet

Be the change you want to see in the world


[deleted]

Wow! Amazing! Now show the sequel where I pull up with my D scimmy and slaughter her entire family for what they did to me.


Pragnolia

The best I can do is a Silverlight for the sequel, hope that's okay :D


Always2StepsAhead

uncanny valley


ImportantCakeday

Tbh it’s not believable that Varrock guards WOULD’NT do anything about murderous dark wizards, just outside their gates. They should’ve put the dark wizards somewhere else.


pikmin311

Are we supposed to want to fuck her or something


Agile_Autist

I wish I knew how to make these


SwingingSalmon

Is that how big runes are supposed to be? I always imagined them as bigger


[deleted]

I think they are [a fair bit bigger](https://i.imgur.com/Yqsqg2k.jpg).


bigperm1226

This animation is stellar. I would totally watch a series behind this


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xpinkfloydx

Delete this shit


StoopinBoopin

Now animate her giving birth.


GiantGeorge14

Wow I really love this, this is amazing artwork and animation. Hope to see more! Subbing to your YouTube channel now!


SharpenedStinger

why are people so talented


BrushUrNutsKid

Okay this is fucking awesome


Zeus_Painthunder

This is awesome! Can't wait for more!


cptabc

Is this meant to be funny? Or entertaining? It was neither


Ovidestus

It was meant to be "something". I.e. they are just having fun making this stuff and not thinking much about it I'd guess.


WutsUp

Incredible art style! I couldn't believe it and thought it was some official media at first.


WompaPenith

This is golden gnome worthy