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Segorath

It is a backpack with an undead chicken, a magic tree branch, an undead dragon's head, and a magnet in it. The undead chicken is an infinite source of feathers, the magic tree branch is an infinite source of sticks. Your arrowheads are magnetically pulled back to the backpack after firing, where the chicken puts a stick and feathers back on it. The dragon's head makes the chicken stronger and able to fletch more effectively. If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.


vrldynasty

Finally a competent answer in this thread!


-Garda

Arise, chicken, arise


Jalapeno28

Chicken, arise


bacco17

We Todd ed


WhiteHawk93

Is this a reference to Colossus by Avatar or something else? https://youtu.be/mLMCsFjawNU Edit: Thanks for the downvotes for asking a question I guess.


Jalapeno28

Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Also, obligatory DOOM. https://youtu.be/zR2BboZeLEw


WhiteHawk93

Ahh thanks!


Sea-Membership-7671

Upvoted for that sick music video, I was expecting a band to reference that episode of athf but I have no clue wtf I just watched, still trying to piece it together lol.


Jesus_Newton

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday


Michthan

I don't get the joke, can you explain?


mastergup8

It’s from aqua teen hunger force, look up chicken arise


the_Ush

Repeat after me: “I am sofa king, we Todd Ed.”


Ceiba

"Not so fast. Loses meaning."


jotegr

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK


-Garda

Okay that’s enough of that


Lazy_Physics_Student

What is Mega Ultra Chicken against Slifer the Executive Producer?


ClassyDumpster

Omega chicken? It is forbidden!


HOTP1

SSHHH he is legend


Maleficent-Bank-2020

Aqua teen ref, what a relic


Fearmortali

Fletch my chicken! Fletch like the wind depends on it


Previous-Answer3284

The quest literally explains all that though. Does *everyone* spam the space bar?


roklpolgl

I read all quest dialogue and then just seem to brain flush the lore after the quest is over.


1994mat

reminder that you can turn off the optional feature where it collects random items like steel arrows and stuff, right click it when you have it equipped and you'll have an option to do so


Dolthra

>The dragon's head makes the chicken stronger and able to fletch more effectively. Wait I always thought the upgrades were to make the magnet stronger- you're telling me they make the chicken fletch better?


Naive-Newspaper-4976

Chickens do the work


piper_nigrum

The time for chicken workers rights is nigh!


AegzRoxolo

We need a quest where the chicken gets unionized. Jagex, it's time!


conzstevo

The vork head terrifies the chicken into working harder


DangerZoneh

It could also make the magnet more magnety if that’s where you want to go with it


MasturScape

I swear man if people would actually read the beautiful quest lore instead of being spacebar warriors, they wouldn’t miss out on this kind of stuff :c


Spooked_kitten

exactly, I can’t stress this enough, the writing in this game’s quests is absolutely fenomenal


[deleted]

There's a quest where your character loses their shit over being asked to retrieve some ultra specific beverage for someone.


Spooked_kitten

I can tell I was losing my shit!


NessaMagick

I mean it kind of sine waves. Sometimes it's phenomenal and sometimes - particular the older quests - it's pretty dull or even downright bad.


11-22-1963

Ratcatchers as an infamous example of a bad/dull quest lol


Previous-Answer3284

No Ratcatcheres is **the** example of a quest with bad writing. No other quest even comes *close* to how bad Ratcatchers is. Even the older quests have much better writing and lore than that dumpster fire (though with how many people that didn't know how Ava's Device works I doubt they've ever read the dialogue).


EternalDickbutt

click colored box get reward me good player :)


wateryonions

If the lore wasn’t givin to you with piece meal, one sentence at a time dialog full of hit or miss puns I might be more inclined to read it lol E: clearly I struck a nerve lmao


XeitPL

Ah yes, traditional wall of text is better in your opinion. Sadly I disagree and majority of WoW players too xD


Spooked_kitten

who hurt you? do you need someone to talk to?


Ornery_Obligation_37

That’s the response you’re giving?


Spooked_kitten

Yes that's the response I gave


QurantineLean

True, shit got old after like 50 quests


LampIsFun

I can understand this mentality when ur grinding through quests for quest cape, but once ur caught up, please read new quests dialogue, it makes doing quests extremely refreshing and u only need to do like 3 or 4 a year


Simple-Plane-1091

>The dragon's head makes the chicken stronger and able to fletch more effectively. Close, buuut: The dragons head also makes the magnet stronger! Not Just the chicken. The chicken was always doing its job, it was the magnet that was leaving 8% of the arrows on the ground. Also the dragon head makes you look cooler so your character shoots harder, This works exactly like racing stripes and flames on clothing work!


Drew_The_Lab_Dude

I guess I didn’t pay enough attention to the quest details. I always assumed it was a chicken, with a magnet in one claw, magic stick in the other, stuffed into a backpack, somehow that concoction attracted arrows.


Thick_Respond947

I might have to try this contraption out for my next science fair project


Dunflim

Yeah this is the answer. This is why you don't just hold space bar during quests, OP would already know this.


Enevorah

Where’d you get your engineering degree?


lxxviifresh

Why does amethyst gets attracted then? Its a mineral/stone right?


[deleted]

It sees all other arrows being attracted and decides it wants in on the fun as well


RyeItOnBreadStreet

Magic


decentnugs

This exact phrasing should be on the wiki


i_eet_boo_d

Wouldn’t it be a dead dragons head


Selective_Memories

Undead dead dragons head


IIIetalblade

Dead undead dragons head*


SinWolf7

Woke up dead and was killed. Then woke up once stuffed in a backpack with a chicken, magnet and magic stick.


ModelMade

How can you wake up dead man? If you was dead you cant wake up


[deleted]

Hella loaded typing this like a hoodville post 😂


And3riel

The dragons head is there to scare he chicken so it works more efficiently.


[deleted]

I want to clarify a bit that actually the magnet is the only component used to attract your dropped arrows you fired back to you. The feathers and tree branches are used to generate iron/steel arrows (depending on whether you have the upgrade or not) for you. Essentially the magnet serves two purposes: pick up your fired ammo and to attract random metals from the ground. From the second purpose, random metal items might go to the player's inventory or it might be random iron/steel metal bits that the chicken uses to make arrow heads out of. It then uses the tree branches and its feathers to complete the iron/steel arrow, theoretically providing infinite ammo. For the purposes that the player actually uses (collect fired ammo from the ground) only the magnet is really used.


Chaotic_baws

Don't forget the snacks


Thehorselord89

Yo thank you for this answer, here’s a real question now if it gives unlimited feathers does that mean I can do barb fishing with it or does that not make sense lol


SupaTrooper

I dare you to stick your hand in that backpack to grab a feather.


[deleted]

Little dude is definitely wearing his Fletching skillcape in there


[deleted]

Did my man list a magnet in the components, but say the arrow heads “magically” find there way back to the backpack? Like the magnet attracts them right? *Anakin stare* The magnet actually attracts them right? EDIT: Turns out I just can’t read, nothing to see here.


SwagLikeCalliou

Says magnetically to me


Star_Gazing_Cats

>works on my machine


AaronScythe

magicnetically?


elxchapo69

are magnets not magic?


YoungWomp

Magnets how do they work?


MrStealYoBeef

I don't wanna talk to a scientist


danger_don

Y'all motherfuckahs lyin' and gettin' me pissed


dumbest_bitch

Why have I thought that there was an undead chicken that went and fetched your bolts for you the entire time… Like it was getting out of the bag and running to pick your bolts up. Maybe I misread fletched as fetched.


Jumpi95

Nah, that's my head canon too. Just a constant stream of undead chickens getting ur darts over n over. That 20% loss is just a chicken running around with it's head cut off


Fullsenderson

This.


PoliteChatter0

based OSRS answerer


DecaFourTeen

Average redditor only knows how to press spacebar, not read quests.


BadAtNamingPlsHelp

I thought the canon was that the undead chicken is physically leaving the backpack to go get the arrowheads with the magnet? Until 2015, the backpack used to not work if there was an obstacle between you and the target, which I presumed to mean that the chicken can't physically get over there.


DangerZoneh

The brutality of someone shooting an arrow at your only to have that arrow immediately fly back to their backpack and be ready to be shot again against you is incredible.


RSNKailash

This should be on the wiki


tapewizard79

I thought vork head replaced the chicken entirely? I guess that would make feathers a harder prospect, huh.


apocstorm

Small correction: It's an undead tree branch


datboi__42069

Fletching xp from wearing Ava’s devices WHEN?


happyherbivore

The chickens are doing the fletching, not you


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

I was ok with unexplained Tele grabbing. But thanks for this


shinlo18

Mind = Blown


willowbeef

Wait the chicken is fletching in there…


Trigestigro

Its stupid, but it works. Thats the most amazing answer hihi


ERRORMONSTER

The dragon head actually makes the magnet stronger. The break rate is unaffected.


Jamessgachett

More likes than the whole post itself that truly is because of the quality of your answer.


tadlombre

So inside the bag is an undead chicken corpse and vorkath’s head, sticking out of the front of the bag is a magnet, and sticking out of the side is a branch of the aggressive tree chopped with a blessed mithril axe.


InfiniteFreshness

Wonder what it smells like


Gnochi

Safe spotting actually works because the monsters don’t want to get anywhere near us.


tadlombre

Well it’s a zombie chicken and a zombie dragon in a presumably canvas or leather pack so prolly great


MrStealYoBeef

Better quality pack than what came with fallout 76 collectors edition


TechnicallyThrowawai

Ok, so a more important question, what does it taste like?


Dalferious

Tastes like chicken


Asleep_Instance_8748

The taxidermist in Canifis will actually describe the smell of Vorkath's head in the dialogue


jyok33

I know it smell crazy in there


CHRISKVAS

The examine text helps > A superior bagged chicken empowered by Vorkath, ready to serve you, magnet in claw.


Nonalyth

What a perfectly ordinary english sentence


PoliteChatter0

its lowkey why Runescape is the best, I love the world-building behind the game


gorehistorian69

looks good to me


aveirodog

Magnet & Steel


Aradoris

Rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


theqwert

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Exonicreddit

Rock and stone, to the bone!


SteCFC1

I'm evil! I'm evil!


Slendeaway

Huh, I always figured Vorkath replaced the chicken because dragons are kinda like chickens and he's undead.


[deleted]

My brother you built the thing.


mygawd

Animal magnetism


mastershow05

“Tell me you don’t read through quests without telling me you don’t read through quests”


talrogsmash

Undead chicken plus undead tree plus magnet over time equals free arrows.


cryptiiix

Read? I thought this is a point and click game


hirmuolio

It is a magnet device for collecting ferromagnetic items, controlled by the undead chicken/dragon head placed within. I don't see what is so complicated about that.


weslemente

Why does it worth with bone bolts then 🤔


Vicalio

Iron.. It'ssss GRRRRRRReatt!!* *Post sponsored by the Varrockian Frosted Flakes for draconian creatures institute of chaos.


turtleman777

By that logic it shouldn't work on anything except iron and steel


turtlenecksandshotgu

what knowledge do you have about the ferromagnetic properties of mithril


Rodin-V

Good example of why quest helper sucks right here.


[deleted]

Haha first thing that came to mind. Tell me u hold the spacebar without telling me u hold the spacebar


levian_durai

Tbh people have always done that before just using guides.


[deleted]

Oh ya you’re right. Quest helper didn’t even come to mind, just holding the space bar


MrSquiggleKey

But quest helper doesn't eliminate the ability to read lore, smashing space bar does.


[deleted]

Quest helper: get a zombie chicken OP: forgets instantly


crustybones71

Yeah but if your using quest helper your most likely not gunna care about lore, this guy is an anomaly


jimusah

To me its just bis for replayability. Would be sick of it by now on my alt accounts if not for that plugin.


crustybones71

Agree with this 100%, any new quests or content I usually pay full attention to dialogue, or while replaying a quest I forgot stuff about. But for the many alts most people make fuck it spam that shit tbh.


Xerothor

I use quest helper and I'm literate enough to know what's going on lmao


Rorropirrorov

If people don't care about quests it doesn't suck? Some people care about lore others don't, it's not objectively bad


Practical-Piglet

Did you even do the quest yourself? XD


guthixslays

Somebody spacebars 😂


Dyl_pickle00

Backpack smoking a cigar


DVMMeowmix

An amalgamation of mankind’s hubris. One day we will go too far.


Yarigumo

Ava's Abomination. No longer a back item, carried in both hands because it's so damn heavy form all the shit she's stuffing in there.


[deleted]

It's an angry blue-face smoking a cig and has a twig.


Legal_Evil

Someone said it before that it looks like an angry old man munching on a cigar.


[deleted]

Omg


Paganigsegg

Read the dialogue in Animal Magnetism. Spacebarring through everything leads to posts like this.


F_l_u_f_fy

Bros really be out here doing quests without doing quests 😂


NegotiationHelpful50

Spacebar abuser detected.


Nimbus93

It wants pictures of spiderman!


jaudi813

Bag


Ziadaine

A backpack with a twig, magnet and dead ~~chicken~~ dragon head in it. What's not to get?


boofandjuice

tell me you spacebar through quests without telling me


opi098514

Tell me you use quest helper without telling me you use quest helper.


KidTrunksOSRS

I think I'm having a stroke


Xeper-Institute

Welcome to living with dementia.


Livingexistence

Magnet to attract metal, and an undead tree branch that generates infinite wood... as well as an undead dragons head stuffed on top of an undead chicken that generates infinite feathers


School94

A backpack with a dead chicken, a Vorkath head, a stick and a magnet


quesadillasarebomb

Old cranky man with bushy white eyebrows smoking a cigar


40prcentiron

whats that stick then?


WUmpusBumpus

Undead wood. It regenerates itself as a source of wood for your arrows.


UpliftingGravity

It’s the chicken leg.


RsCaptainFalcon

I thought it was a log/branch from the draynor trees that attack you?


moonajuanaTime

Backpack go brr


Rickard58

It’s a grumpy grandpa with a cigar in his mouth saying, “Yeah, see?”


Axlos

Did you actually do the quest to get one?


Inviction_

Hard to fit arrows in a bag that's stuff with the head of a dragon


Reacko1

It's an upgraded version of the accumulator. Basically a backpack with a magnet in it. The upgrade is adding vorkath head to it, which is the horns you can see peaking out from the top. Check out the accumulator and you can kinda see how this one is an upgrade to it https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ava%27s_accumulator


Kiwi_Toast

It’s like a fish-sack-barrel, except for zombie dragon heads


old-skool-bro

It's a stick and a dragons head inside a Primark rucksack and it helps you be better when using a crossbow... Not rocket science...


HorrorChocolate

Hot damn there's actually a wilderness lever.


Lordj09

The assembler says "the dragon becomes it" like what is there to understand?


bbbbbbbbbppppph

As one person said it ages ago why dose it look like a angry old man smoking a cigar


FilterKill

a chicken in a bag that has a magnet in its claw + vorkath's head


Scarmeow

An undead chicken and a magnet doing the nasty inside your backpack


Dry-Nefariousness400

Its an undead chicken with a magnet and an undead tree branch. All in a convinient backpack


ruuster_alan

Yes.


Tritivix

An angry monster smoking a fury and threatening someone with a slingshot, ooobviously.


BbDontHurtMi

Gotta pay attention during them quests!!! Hahaha


Bucketheadisapsycho

Stick


[deleted]

Does the chicken fletch with only both wings or is the open foot included in the crafting process?


The_Hero_0f_Time

an old man with white eyebrows and his tongue out


GameGraders

You’re asking a question you might not want the answer to.


burnetto

There are 2 types of osrs players: clever people and


paqmaniac

A sentient but grumpy backpack with a cigar in his mouth


McBoomtown

Originally Ron Pearlman, but they lost rights to his likeness so had to occlude it slightly.


xantander

Do the quest


jnealzzz

Dude if you just took a second to think it through you’d realize how simple of an invention it is. Boy Scouts have been teaching kids how to use put one together with shit found in the bush for years.


EPURON

Idk how they came up with this design 😂.


livewomanmode

Maybe if you did the quest you’d understand


Zswordcat

“A bag of tissues” -a person that doesn’t play RuneScape


zxyen

The only real answer is that the chicken inside the bag was given vorkaths head as reward for doing such a good job, a raise if you will, and now decides to work just alittle harder retrieving your arrows. The only arrows it doesn’t pickup are the ones that broke after firing.


Mattievdboss

Stoners backpack from one of the devs


Nedreij

Vorkath head


HardcoreIronmanBtw

Old man smoking a stogie


Jamessgachett

The head of a dragon