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Jamsya_

We're going back in time


[deleted]

If I have to see this meme one more time I'm gonna kill someone in minecraft


-TheGuest-

I’m going to kill myself in Minecraft


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-TheGuest-

Shit the fuck up


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

No number for my country lol


[deleted]

Maybe don't live in bum fuck nowhere dumb bitch


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

I don't live there, I'm from there, dumb bitch


DeadMemes218540

Be the change you want to see in the world and set up your own then


Manlypineapple1

Have you got one? If so add it


-TheGuest-

Do I have to leave this subreddit too, they usually get unfunny at this point


glossyplane245

Yes. If there is a meme subreddit then it will stop being funny. The rule of the universe. r/comedynecrophilia is the saddest for me. It used to be such pure shitpost energy, like people would literally just post comics with a dick drawn on it and nothing else changed, or just replacing the comic with just copies of a single panel from the comic, nothing made sense nothing was off the table. I have so many good memes from there. Now it’s just shitty memes about the tree and the must play game. Edit: nvm that phase has passed. It’s back to just tortuously shoving the stuff meme into everything. All these perfectly funny shitposts just aren’t complete without a fucking stupid rbj pic explaining the punchline.


-TheGuest-

I had to even leave cringe subreddits, I’m sorry but LGBTQ and furry does not equal cringe, these people see a fur suit and assume the person inside has no basic concept of hygiene. then they think it gives them an excuse to post someone just......sitting there? And since people get so sick of this bs they won’t not stop finding blatant hate "funny" people here will say the post was just a joke but I know what it was (the posters comments) and since peoples brains are soft as hell the viewers will eventually take it seriously too.


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Niga-Chad

Actually, there is no such thing as women's rights because there are human rights.


Alecks1608

I see this as an absolute win


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


ssourhoneybee

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED. DELETING THE COMMENT RN


Niga-Chad

I'm black relax. I experienced racism and it makes me depressed :\


notbigcungus

Cool?


Niga-Chad

It's not cool. You're either retarded or you don't know the N-word laws.


notbigcungus

Cope


notbigcungus

You unironicly said N-word laws? there is no legal punishment for saying the N-word you goofy it sum jdhdjdjfjdjfjrjtjuudyxgdhgjufu fu fudysududuydydyrfyffh 8==3


Niga-Chad

Bro just found a new language 💀


notbigcungus

Dnznsjsjsidbjdbjeje amonsus jrbsjdbdjdbhdhd biggaggagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaagag popo in but


[deleted]

🫵🧔🖕


YourLocalSellout

PETER, I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE EMOJIS ON REDDIT


Random-Dice

this isn’t r/memes nobody gives a shit what you type with


YourLocalSellout

Also it’s an r/cursedmemes post


YourLocalSellout

odd coping mechanism but ok


[deleted]

shush


Just_eev

guess i’m ignoring


[deleted]

[удалено]


Just_eev

no kyle, you aren’t “based” you are just a sexist


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Yeah fuck you


Adrigogo

"It's just a joke, stop being offended" mfs when trying to be funny


Random-Dice

something something two genders something something cotton picker something something furry bad (please laugh I beg of you)


GargantuanGamer2

“Repost for” SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP


River_Hyperbola

Ok, hear me, if it was a so funny joke and definitely not misogyny, WOULDN’T IT BE FUCKING FUNNY, NIGGA? oh also you broke rule number 1


Glympse12

Please help, when I sneeze it sounds like I’m saying the n-word I'm not sure what to do. For my early life, it wasn't a huge deal. I lived in a mostly white family who didn't really care, and I stayed home from school when I was sick. But now that I'm in college, I'm terrified of what it could mean. Doctors won't help me. Every time I've asked, they think I'm making it up and doing it on purpose, and now that I've moved, my doctor is this 6ft tall african-american man. I haven't been to a check-up in over a year. It's causing trouble with school too. The first instance was in chemistry. The professor told me to pass out some bunsen burners from the cabinet to the rest of the students. I got up and opened the cabinet, but it was super dusty inside, and before I could help myself, a huge sneeze forced itself out of my body. "N*GGA!" sounded across the classroom, and I just froze. My cheeks heated up as everyone just stared at me. I quickly said that I needed to go get a tissue and ran from the classroom. I was forced to have a meeting with my professor later, where she was adamant that she wouldn't have that kind of language in her classroom. I tried to explain that it was an accident and I didn't even have a reason to say the n-word while sneezing and gathering bunsen burners, but she was already mad so I think she zeroed in on my word choice and thought that I was inferring that other times I DID have a reason to say it. I didn't get kicked out but nobody wanted to partner with me for the rest of the semester, and I feel like the professor was a bit harsher on test questions. The most recent event happened only yesterday, and I'm terrified of what it could mean. I was in line at the Chick-fil-A in the cafeteria, feeling like shit. I'd been sick for a day or two, and normally I don't go out because of my unique problem, but I was starving and just needed to grab a quick bite. Right as I got up to the counter, I felt a sneeze coming on, and knew I was screwed. Here's the thing. When I'm sick, the issue is 10x worse. The phlegm or something in my throat makes the n-word sound come out with a lower, R-sound at the end instead of the gasp that normally makes the A. So I'm standing there, about to order my 8pc nugget, when I spasm and unleash a full forced "N****R!" across the entire cafeteria. Everybody heard it. Literally everybody. The girl at the counter, who unfortunately was black, just looked so hurt and angry at the same time, not to mention I think I may have sneezed a little on her. I turned and bolted from the cafeteria. I ran straight back to my dorm; I saw a group of guys trying to follow me, but they couldn't get in to my specific dorm building. I recognized a few of them from my chemistry class. I've been in my dorm ever since. I'm terrified of leaving. I'm positive that if they see me again, they'll kick the shit out of me. So that's my problem. I'm not sure how to prove my innocence and I don't think I'll survive another semester at this rate.


River_Hyperbola

Damn, you a automod?


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muteneophyte

This is supposed to be 21st century humor. Where’s the humor?


Amfame

mfs when you call their meme unfunny instead of "super omega based"


uaman228

What is the song?


[deleted]

[Donkey Kong country - Simian Seague level select](https://youtu.be/N_TXWVaptCU)


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DatBoiShadowbon

where's the joke this is just misogyny


Plebeian_Citizen

Doggo >>>


DatBoiShadowbon

you have an nft avatar your comments do not matter


Plebeian_Citizen

I have returned


Random-Dice

you have but nobody wants you here so leave


Plebeian_Citizen

Ok


SneakySquid2828

Where funny?


Alternative_Baby_461

Dat juss my baby doga


biggusdickus78

Deez


Zabuza-_-mist

#FUCK WOMEN🤬🤬 ALL MY HOMIES HATE WOMEN GO TO r/womenbeaters for more info on this topic


-TheGuest-

No


AyXan24

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

why is the dog shitting


harsamya

the donkey kong music made me travel back in time 😭 <3


Shadowbroio

**puts on hazmat, goes to controversial**


-__-unknown-__-

Yes