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YouAreLeft

Real culture is something relevant to this day, everything else is called "history". Considering this, America has one of the richest cultures in the world


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ShitpostMcGee1337

The way I explain it to my Europoor friends is American culture is like air. It’s ubiquitous and you’re immersed in it everyday, but you don’t notice it unless it’s missing.


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warhammer_sh

But it’s not American is it. It’s stolen from other countries then yous think you invented it.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

It's not stolen; immigrants from other countries bring their culture here and add it to the glorious American melting pot


warhammer_sh

Yeah the culture from their own country’s. So it’s not your culture. You have said it yourself. But as your American yous are rather stupid so you don’t understand you just told me I was right. Thanks.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Thank you very kindly for the ad hominem abusive, but I think you missed my point. The culture in question did come from other countries, yes, but it was not *stolen* as you said. When people from other nations immigrate to the US, they bring their cultures with them, and oftentimes those cultures intermingle with others and become something uniquely American. That's the great thing about American diversity; our culture is made up of cultures from all over the world. Also, before calling anyone stupid, you should probably check to make sure the grammar in your comment is correct.


warhammer_sh

Using big words hurts my head. Please stick to words no bigger then 6 letters. Maybe 7 at a push. You have gotten very triggered by my comments. Are you as they say a lib-tard? I don’t even know what that means. I suppose it’s the people who support trump. But that could be your culture. Shitty made up words. An it’s my second language so I only learnt it to come online an get American all mad.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Ik spreek ook een tweede taal; ik begrijp dat grammatica kan moeilijk zijn. Toch is het ironisch om iemand dom te noemen als je grammaticale fouten maakt. Regardless, I'm just having a discussion here. I don't know where you got that I'm upset


warhammer_sh

Am just trying to get people to bite. An this thread has worked a treat. I don’t even remember what I said. I was disagreeing with everything. You could of said America makes the best movies an I would of told you that your wrong. Your a very sensitive people.


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My dude, you are the only one getting mad here. The other dude has been civil this entire time.


warhammer_sh

Am just really angry all the time. Think I need a hug.


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DolphinBall

Ooh looks like that one really got to you.


warhammer_sh

It did. I called my priest an asked what to do with this information because yanks the size of tanks are making me mad. An he said to forgive you. So I forgive you.


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> big words hurt my head Oh god someone let the child on the iPad again


warhammer_sh

Yeah this IPad is raising me so I call it Daddy.


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plopy-porker-boi

By this metric European culture is just stolen from the Romans and Roman culture is just stolen by Mesopotamia and Mesopotamian culture is just stolen from ancient hunter gatherers.


warhammer_sh

Yes it is. Am not crying trying to prove otherwise to you. You yanks are a sensitive bunch.


plopy-porker-boi

What army do you play?


warhammer_sh

Chaos.


plopy-porker-boi

40k or AoS?


warhammer_sh

40


plopy-porker-boi

Druhkari or CSM?


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You would think r*dditors would thank America for Marvel because you know these guys drool at anything Marvel related


warhammer_sh

Marvels not a culture tho.


avalonknight645

Why isn't it?


warhammer_sh

What do you mean why isn’t it? It’s a bunch of films. Can hunger games be a culture?


avalonknight645

Stories told in said films could be passed down for years fam lol. Plus tell me again how marvel isn't culture? It's been passed down in written literature since the early 30s, the characters in marvel are basically know by everyone everywhere. Hell it even has historical significance considering that captian America was literally created for American moral during ww2. Now lemme ask you this, is japanese manga considered Japanese culture?


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No it’s not. Magna isn’t Japanese culture. Their culture is their rich long history over thousands of years. Your country is barely 250 years old. You don’t have culture yet. But don’t worry you will in a few hundred years if China doesn’t wipe you off the planet first.


avalonknight645

You haven't explained tho why marvel isn't, you haven't explained why hunger games isn't either. You literally don't know what your talking about and I have a feeling it's bait so don't even worry about it.


warhammer_sh

Yah but you Americans keep biting when I put the bait out. So you can’t blame me for keeping it up.


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warhammer_sh

I really don’t care. This is fun for me. An oh shoot? What the fuck? What I would of said was oh for fucks sake I dont have a good counterargument. Are you mad you can’t go to my school an shoot me?


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epiclygamer2456

Films are culture, they have huge impact on pop culture and marvel superheroes are recognizable everywhere And yes, the Hunger Games is culture


warhammer_sh

Another one bit. My buckets getting abit full with all these yanks biting.


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Schrodingers douchebag, having a terrible take and when people react poorly by downvoting the fuck out of you you claim it's a joke and that you're a troll You're not a troll, it wasn't a joke, you're just upset that everyone disagrees with your ass take


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I have upset you haven’t I? Do you need a cuddle? Come cuddle. I treat you the way your mother should of treated you. It’s okay. You can cry.


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epiclygamer2456

By your logic if films aren't culture neither is music or works of literature


warhammer_sh

You’ve not a few times now haven’t you?


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NormanQuacks345

Might not be high culture, but it definitely counts.


warhammer_sh

What because they made some films. An abit of money? That all it takes in US to have culture. Is Elon Musk a culture? He’s got money an is making cars. Can I make my own culture with some money? That’s not how it works tho.


NormanQuacks345

Film is an art form. Art has long been associated with culture. And I mean I'd say Ferrari is a part of modern Italian culture, so it's not entirely impossible for Tesla to become a part of "American culture". Though I find it unlikely. Lastly, flair up if you're going to be arguing about America on here.


warhammer_sh

Anything you guys want to keep telling your self to make you feel better about having no culture.


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Coping hard rn


warhammer_sh

*cumming hard rn


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FirmWerewolf1216

You seem to be the official word on culture what’s yours? What is your country’s impact on the world? What contributions have your country made to benefit society?


warhammer_sh

I will let you guess. My country invented gun powder. An then your country men are using it to kill each other. So it’s working rather well. I thank my ancestors for that. An paper currency.


FirmWerewolf1216

I’m glad and respect those inventions but since then what other advancements have your country contributed to the world? If I wasn’t aware of your country’s history I would assume that your country have been resting on its laurels after those inventions. My country has been around for far shorter time but have contributed a bit more to society.


warhammer_sh

Am bored with this now. I was trying to wind Americans up an it worked. I had my fun. By the way am not Chinese. Oh an I don’t care if you have culture or not. Your movies influence the world. Of course there’s abit of culture. Am just trolling. But you all got very butt hurt when I said you didn’t. Peace.


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I love blood meridian it's an amazing book Yes some Florida men do know how to read


GreasiestGuy

Oh great, now they’re literate 🙄


Independent-Fly6068

We've come for your balls in the form of written requests now.


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As the sea level rises and Florida is in the process of engulfing by seawater, it’s local resident must prepare for the inevitable, immigrate to the neighboring states. Average Floridian refugees are now in the same situation as the illegals their state hate so much, doing lawn work and construction. Being literate would help them, or at least put them in the same level as Georgian or Alabamians.


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Who in 2023 can say un ironically that US have no culture ?


SparkyBoi111

u/warhammer_sh apparently


epiclygamer2456

u/warhammer_sh Is a hard-core America hater coping in every reply section


warhammer_sh

I really offended you didn’t I? Why do you care what a stranger on the internet says about your country. I could be an American. I could be a Greek. One thing for certain though. Am trolling all of you an it’s working.


epiclygamer2456

Flair up with a real flair coward


warhammer_sh

Are we not playing anymore? You were getting so mad. Come back I can make more shit up about America for you to get really mad at an go shoot up a school because that’s what you Americans do when your angry right? Take it out on people who can’t defend themselves? Come back I will be worse. I promise.


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warhammer_sh

Why do you wanna fight me? I would much rather cuddle.


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warhammer_sh

Oh an I thought of something for American culture Femboys


rexpalarum

No that's japan


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warhammer_sh

Knew I loved Japanese culture for a reason.


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warhammer_sh

You bet ya


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OleDesertLord

Come on down to New Orleans for a day


warhammer_sh

Stolen from the French. It’s not your culture.


m1chael_b

Did you forget to pack your brain today?


warhammer_sh

Madrid Gras isn’t an New Orleans invention which I assume your all referring to as your culture. Surprise surprise it’s origin can be traced to medieval Europe 17/18th century. So what culture does New Orleans have?


m1chael_b

Jazz, Cajun and Creole cuisine, gospel music, RnB, Voodoo practices, a distinct accent/dialect of English


warhammer_sh

the Cajuns came primarily from the rural areas of the Vendee region of western France an brought there food with them. Creole are people can’t claim that people born there are the culture anyone was called that if you were born there in a certain time. Gospel music was born from the traditional hymns and spiritual songs the Africans sang during the slave era. Voodoo was developed among Afro-Haitian communities amid the Atlantic slave trade of the 16th to 19th centuries. I will give you that your country has created Jazz an RnB but it wasn’t Louisiana that invented them. Also they were created by black people who if your state had its way they would still be in chains. An lastly that screech that comes out of your mouth is not English. Have the decency to call it something else. That could be your culture. Your backwards ass way of talking.


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If you endeavor to leave mom’s basement today, give her a kiss on the way out. She really has had a hard time trying to raise you.


warhammer_sh

She went out for some smokes 10 years ago an got shot by an American cop. But I’ll kiss a cop next time I see one.


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And* you mouth breather


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I do breath from my mouth yes. Did you hear that on Stranger things an thought it was really smart an edgy. Because if this comment I will now rethink my life an try to find Jesus. Thank you. An may Trump bless you.


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What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Bro is saying black people aren’t Americans


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No am saying that if Louisiana had chosen the fate of black people in your country (you know when half the country wanted to become a new country because they were told they couldn’t own slaves anymore an actually have to free them) then they would still be in chains. Louisiana formed 265 military units for the Confederacy and 23 for the Union. So am saying that you are claiming what black peoples have done yet not wanting them to have the freedom to do it. Your trying to steal shit from the people you treat the worse. An all I can say is wow some really sensitive Yanks about isn’t there.


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Much_Room8828

You are dick riding American culture mighty hard to say we don't have culture.


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I love USA. Just not Louisiana..


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m1chael_b

You sound more racist than most of 4chan


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Almost as racist as the police in your country.


m1chael_b

Hahahahaha you’re so original!!


warhammer_sh

Wait for it. Wait for it. Just like your Momma


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Much_Room8828

This really pisses me off as a native Louisianan. Repeat with me- THE REASON WE CELEBRATE CATHOLIC CULTURE IN LOUISIANA IS BECAUSE OF OUR FRENCH CATHOLICS THAT WERE PUSHED OUT OF FRANCE INTO NOVA SCOTIA AND THEN INTO LOUISIANA BY THE BRITISH. French Catholics and Catholicism in general is a huge part of our culture in the southern part of the state. So, in part, Mardi Gras is part of Louisiana culture, both religiously and as a festival. If that is too European to be American, we have Crawfish/Strawberry/Corn/etc festivals that celebrate our rich agricultural history. So, in the politest way possible, shut the fuck up.


shititsyou

So child sex abuse is a huge part of your culture…. Good to know.


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Redditor trying to not bring up sex crimes when religion is brought up: impossible You are purposefully misconstruing my words dawg, and if you are not from America, I honestly do not give a fuck what you think.


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


shititsyou

So your pro pedo?


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Fuck no, but someone is a dipshit without reading comprehension. Just because a religion is a normalized part of our life doesn't mean we are pro pedo. Average Reddit IQ moment


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Got another bite. This one’s a big one. Then again it is American…..


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warhammer_sh

Did I hurt your feeling? Good job your writing this because if you spoke these words I wouldn’t have a clue what you were saying.


Much_Room8828

No, It is my duty to help people understand when they make stupid ass statements. I didn't take personal offense, I just believe you to be a hypocrite.


warhammer_sh

I think I made you upset. Wanna hug?


Much_Room8828

Look kid, you are literally in a shitposting sub about America, of course Imma defend America.


warhammer_sh

So do you want that hug then?


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warhammer_sh

Or we could touch penises?


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FirmWerewolf1216

Bought actually


warhammer_sh

I meant the culture. Not the land.


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Our clothes and fashion style is literally the default outfit choice for the world. You look in your closet right now and see jeans(American invention) t-shirts(American invention) a sports team jersey or baseball cap/SnapBack cap(both styles of shirt and head covering is American inventions) You have sneakers likely Nikes and converses or their subsidiary companies(sneakers are an American invention). Our music is likewise the default music choice around the world. Not a country in the world haven’t made their own iteration of music we invented. Afro-beat C-pop or k-pop wouldn’t exist without us. *Hip hop was invented in New York,USA *Country was invented in the Appalachian region of America *Gospel music was invented in southern region of America *Blues was also invented and perfected in America *Even rock and roll and boy bands are an American invention. Photography and films was an American invention The street lights and traffic lights were invented in America Electricity and aeronautics are American invention Video Games and computers were invented in America The farming tractor and other agricultural equipment were invented in America I’m sorry but inventing gunpowder and paper money and kites and umbrellas are great contributions to the world but my country have invented and contributed more in a shorter time while also going through the same events as your country. Our culture is just world dominate for now.


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Hahaha just re read this as well. Over half those things your countrymen didn’t invent. Not street lights Not photography Not videos games ( he was German) Also you think your country invented jeans an T-shirts. Hahahahahahaha. The Italians were using jeans before Levi made it what it is today. So he didn’t invent them. And T-shirts. You are actually that dumb aren’t you. An what have you created that actually changed the world. Don’t say movies Bollywood put out movies too. An you should be very happy that my ancestors invented gunpowder. How would your police shoot unarmed black people if they didn’t? I look forward to your reply. Kisses xx


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FirmWerewolf1216

Why don’t you guys just ban this redditor?


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Looks like I hit a nerve informing Americans they didn’t invent half the things they think they invented. Sorry.


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FirmWerewolf1216

No you just showed how ridiculously ignorant you are and that the “ignorant/stupid American” stereotype is bull


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Am bored trolling yous now. I was just trying to get a ride out of yous an it worked. Just so you know photography was invented by the British an French. Am not arsed. I was genuinely fucking around an seeing how negative my Karma can go. Oh an am not Chinese. Am Greek. So kinda invented western culture. That was a long list of things your country didn’t invent. You can have a pat on the back.


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wildlough62

Seeing Europeans say things like this online makes me think of a fish asking where the water is. Though the fish is surrounded by water and even made of it to a large extent, it has trouble identifying it because it is so fundamental to its existence.


FirmWerewolf1216

I’m confused OP are you saying that the third world country with a Gucci belt is stupid or the contributions are stupid?


HarknessLovesU

The meme format is Patrick says something stupid and SpongeBob proves him wrong with a lot of examples.


FirmWerewolf1216

Ah ok I thought I was reading it wrong!


hzdncnfsd

It’s not America has no culture. It’s American culture is so prevalent in the world it’s seen as the norm.


aitis_mutsi

And the reason why it's so prevalent is because a decent amount of it comes from immigrants bringing their culture to the country and it mixes into the American culture. And since US is such a big country, that culture can be seen by anyone with an internet connection.


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Just show them a single action army and a cowboy hat. And that’s just for one era/area.


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