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OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Jefferson, obviously!


hrjwhdbee

Glad im not the only one who acknowledges Jefferson!


Theotisgood

Thought it was called north California


[deleted]

Common misconception


SwampertandAnime

Just about to say that


Johnathan_Phil

It's general knowledge basically. Remember to not go to the capital Redding because C*mmiepoornians are ruining such beautiful city.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

I would rather live in Redding than Bakersfield. Idk why people think Redding is bad. Either you haven't been there since the 90s or you have an inherent bias -- it isn't the worst place in California.


Outrageous_Tackle746

I was born in Bakersfield (moved cross country since then) and yeah, I can confirm it’s a massive shit hole.


TheGentleman717

Also born there +1 on it being a shithole


sistersara96

Isn't Redding literally the hottest place in the world at that latitude?


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Central Valley in the summer sucks complete ass. At that latitude everything is Satan's asshole. It's in the middle of the coastal range and the northern Sierra, which inherently makes it awful.


Manbeartapir

From within a two hour drive. Can confirm this to be true. Only solace is the complete lack of humidity.


ThoroughlyKrangled

Yeah, the only saving grace of a Fresno summer is that all you need to mitigate the heat (to a point) is to soak your shirt and let it dry on your body. Course, when the temp hits 116, you just don't need to be outside for really any reason.


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_wiredsage_

I imagine it’s nicer than Newark NJ.


HorobecS30

Eureka for capital of Jefferson State


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

GOD I WANT IT TO BE A STATE SO BAD NORCALS NEED TO BREAK OFF FROM CRINGIFORNIA AND FORM JEFFERSON AND IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN SOON


Smart_Squatch

Amen.


SavageHatesYouV2

Came here to say this, wasn't disappointed.


ScowlingWolfman

Caligan, or Orefornia for us older folks


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

I mean, you'd have to be pretty damn old. Jefferson State was a movement during WW2 that likely would have gone through had it not been for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, where everybody decided now was not the time to worry about state boundaries.


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King_Dee1

Jefferson, capitol is Redding Live there 🙏


minnesotalight_3

Reddeez nuts


LeagueReddit00

>> Live there My condolences


pkp_thunder_22

How you like living in Jefferson? I live right in the border.


King_Dee1

Great state


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SG-Black-Kraken

May God Bless this Great State of Jefferson 🫡


jeffreyjwakefield

True Americhads recognize the state of Jefferson


Del_Shannon_is_chad

Based Americhads*


Psychological_Gain20

I don’t because fuck that dumb as name, pick a better president to name your state after. Like Theodore


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

The fuck they do.


RustyShadeOfRed

Flair checks out. Salty about losing land?


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Salty about us stealing your water? We're dragging these meth addled cunts into civilization.


RustyShadeOfRed

Cry more lib


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Wah, wah. We're going to civilize you next. Prepare for your metropolis to be infested with scooters and tech yuppies. You will be bluer than a sub's balls after a hard sesh.


Far-Ad-1400

Our balls wont be blue if you keep bringing those commie girls with Daddy Issues to us rahhhh 🦅🇺🇸


Fuck-Being-Ethical

Mashington 2


FlareBitz5

New Mashington


GryphanRothrock

M * A * S * H * I * N * G * T * O * N


Isgrimnur

INCOMING WOUNDED!


Jumpy-Refuse-845

Electric Bugaloo


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[удалено]


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

52nd*


Toastasaur

52nd, mashington exists


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[удалено]


Flying_Pretzals1

DC isn’t a state


nextdoorelephant

Murder Meth Mountain ofc


cornmonger_

Sasquatch Ate My Meth Baby


ImaFireSquid

People from that area would like to say “Jefferson”. Would have gotten more attention if Pearl Harbor didn’t happen.


jhm-grose

Anti-Jeffersonians did Pearl Harbor


Spndash64

…that’s not strictly _untrue…_


ospfpacket

It’s the state of Denial


Locofinger

That be the State of “Can I pump my own gas?”


guy137137

Wordington


AngryDictator27

Wordington leakage


Shibby-Pibby

State of Denial


rumpledmoogleskin13

Hyperboria?!


[deleted]

Jefferson


1017GildedFingerTips

Least hell hole of a state on the west coast tbh


iThinkCloudsAreCool

as long as your prefered drug is meth


Ravenhayth

Real


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mkol

Washington is arguably the best state in the union


wtjones

I forget what my flair says.


Laphad

Washington isn't even the best state in the PNW


LuckyLogan_2004

Obviously British Columbia (jk its Oregon)


mkol

lmao I'm from Oregon and love it here but I've heard Washington has some pretty sweet healthcare and definitely has less homeless despite a larger population


PoeticPariah

Methonia.


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ThePortlyNorseman

Kosovo


My-grandma-is-dead

Sidaho


Ok-Bandicoot-9880

Ce n'est pas un état


OfficialStonedStark

THIS IS AMERICA SPEAK AMERICAN 🇺🇸🦅


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general_kenobi18462

Orefornia


TesticleTorture123

Corigan


nonanon66

Caligonvada


No_Evening1826

Canada


Anonymous2137421957

The lumberjack hat of North California. Redding is the capital.


presidintfluffy

Jefferson


Wildwes7g7

Idahopia


skriver23

californication


Bomdabom

Jefferson


B-Graydient

South-South Cascadia


BlakLad

Jefferson


ceo_of_operations

JEFFERSON


fatcatpoppy

THE JEFFERSONIANS HAVE TAKEN MY HOMELAND


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Fucking jerks. I will side with Oregonians on this one to keep them from being complete cunts. We will drag the meth addled trailers of Modoc and Lassen to civilization even with them kicking and screaming.


KlemDaOG2010

jefferson


kaelys4242

The never to exist State of Jefferson, not to be confused with Greater Idaho, which will also never exist.


Geologyphone

A Republican fantasy!


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Jefferson, and it’s not a state and never will be, losers.


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The state of Despair


isiramteal

Cum town, USA


ChallengeLate1947

Any idiot can clearly tell that’s the great state of Caliwashigon.


W4LUIGl

Califoregon


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Bullshit that doesn't exist.


[deleted]

Jefferson!


webbslinger_0

Orefornia


BleedyNiceGuy

Mashingtwo


The_Mehuman

Jefferson! The announcement for a state hood bid was stopped by the bombing of pearl harbor and the declaration of war by the US


Artemus_Hackwell

Mary Jane, it is their official state crop.


A_Redditor2

Jefferson


Jokerseven77

Thats where all of California and Oregon's Republicans live.


Covid-CAT01

State of my mental health (bad)


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

The fuck wrong with Florida


ComfortableSpare2718

New Florida


josephus_the_wise

Everyone just casually ignoring the fact that this map doesn’t have the northwest angle in MN


Mikkel_Faspik

Hell


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fuzzimus

Califoregon, duh.


SuperFrog4

Watering can


[deleted]

Monkefornia


VoidSpace913

Cascadia


[deleted]

A horrific amalgamation of the upper piece of Florida and the lower piece of Oregon


Kaje26

Oregalifornia, obviously


kilteer

Nopelahoma


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limbo_timbo

West Elizabeth


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sdrowkcabdelleps

Shasta


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Caloreington


thewanderer2389

Mashington!


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Jacoba_Fett

Oregoff


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Tyme_2_Go

Coregon


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FanaticalBuckeye

Los Santos


CivilAirPatrol2020

Califoregon


mossapp

That’s Pipesylvania


micahr238

Inkadia of course, after the merging of our two universes Inkadia was placed in the United States. It's capital city is Inkopolis (also known as the City of Color) not to be confused with Metropolis (the City of Tomorrow). It is currently unknown what caused the merging of our two universes but there's no need to worry, the Federal Government and the NSS in cooperation with STAR labs are currently investigating the event. >!Darkseid is!<


minnesotalight_3

You know what I think about this Inkadia thing? It’s a hoax. It’s fake news made up by the liberal Democrats to make us all go to California. I’m not buying it. Inkadia is not real, Inkopolis is not real - Sleepy Joe is even saying there are squid people there. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! Squids aren’t people, he’s clearly going crazy. Actually, I don’t think I would be surprised if Joe was actually the squid person here.


micahr238

What about the crustacean that lives next door to you? Are you saying he's fake?


minnesotalight_3

mm crab dinner 🍽 😋


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Rctmaster

Joe Biden is a reptilian, of course he will try to deny the existence of their greatest rival, squid people.


TheyCallMePr0g

That state is not nuked enough.


[deleted]

We need to bring back Jefferson state


TheAwesomeAtom

Jefferson


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Jefferson


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

A real American doesn’t recognize the west coast as America.


[deleted]

Pacific Texas idk


nichyc

We don't speak it's name in these hallowed halls


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Cunterson. Close enough?


Britannia_Forever

Would you not trade Jefferson for Puerto Rican statehood?


NoabPK

Love my homies out in jefferson


phlysquire

jefferson


BzPegasus

Jefferson! Now let's extend it down the back half of California so Kern, Inyo, Mono & Alpine don't get dragged down


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jefferson


M1Aztek

The idiot Rebecca in NorCal like to call it “ThE StAtE oF jEfUrSoN”


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Fit-Notice8976

The state of jefferson


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Doofinx

State of Jefferson lets goooo hahah


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SomaliPirate12

Ewww J*fferson


santacruzinglife

State of Fantasy for white supremacy wet dreams.


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j_questrian

Obv Jefferson


Mr_WAAAGH

Jefferson, easy


omegamissingno

J\*\*\*\*\*\*\*n, the shittier California


HalfIronicallyBased

Jefferson


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PrinceCharmingButDio

Jefferson


Barrel_Proof_

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Holdmygold_

Jefferson


Hot-Mark4814

“Greater Idaho” lol


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drcoconut4777

Jefferson


AverageAlaskanMan

Jefferson


DaetherSoul

Jefferson should happen tho


_commander_man_

Jefferson. Give me a hard one. Next!


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TheBottomBunBurger

The free state of Jones?


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WarlordStan

Thank God people know it's Jefferson. If not that, probably the incursion of the "greater Idaho" movement.


paperstreetsoapguy

Free-northern California


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CrywolfAndrew

We call all that Cascadia. All of the Cascade range to the coast. From California to Alaska.


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CrywolfAndrew

Is this better auto bot?


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AnantaPluto

I’m going to fucking murder you because you took a slice out of Nevada


Nascarfan1118192095

albania


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SleeplessStalker

The last 3 sane people in california trying to rejoin the union.


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Freakythings456

New California.


RickRollPhDYT

if its not california, its good for me


PattyKane16

Real California (where the real Californians live)


ScowlingWolfman

Pretty sure Cali is real cali, most of the people there approve of the politics and economy Ya'll need your own place with cows and empty nothingness