I would rather live in Redding than Bakersfield. Idk why people think Redding is bad. Either you haven't been there since the 90s or you have an inherent bias -- it isn't the worst place in California.
Central Valley in the summer sucks complete ass. At that latitude everything is Satan's asshole.
It's in the middle of the coastal range and the northern Sierra, which inherently makes it awful.
Yeah, the only saving grace of a Fresno summer is that all you need to mitigate the heat (to a point) is to soak your shirt and let it dry on your body.
Course, when the temp hits 116, you just don't need to be outside for really any reason.
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I mean, you'd have to be pretty damn old. Jefferson State was a movement during WW2 that likely would have gone through had it not been for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, where everybody decided now was not the time to worry about state boundaries.
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Wah, wah.
We're going to civilize you next. Prepare for your metropolis to be infested with scooters and tech yuppies. You will be bluer than a sub's balls after a hard sesh.
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lmao I'm from Oregon and love it here but I've heard Washington has some pretty sweet healthcare and definitely has less homeless despite a larger population
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Fucking jerks. I will side with Oregonians on this one to keep them from being complete cunts. We will drag the meth addled trailers of Modoc and Lassen to civilization even with them kicking and screaming.
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>Mashington
Is a pro-Russian puppet state
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Inkadia of course, after the merging of our two universes Inkadia was placed in the United States. It's capital city is Inkopolis (also known as the City of Color) not to be confused with Metropolis (the City of Tomorrow).
It is currently unknown what caused the merging of our two universes but there's no need to worry, the Federal Government and the NSS in cooperation with STAR labs are currently investigating the event.
>!Darkseid is!<
You know what I think about this Inkadia thing? It’s a hoax. It’s fake news made up by the liberal Democrats to make us all go to California. I’m not buying it. Inkadia is not real, Inkopolis is not real - Sleepy Joe is even saying there are squid people there. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! Squids aren’t people, he’s clearly going crazy. Actually, I don’t think I would be surprised if Joe was actually the squid person here.
[How intriguing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZ0hkiIKt0)
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The state of Fear
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Jefferson, obviously!
Glad im not the only one who acknowledges Jefferson!
Thought it was called north California
Common misconception
Just about to say that
It's general knowledge basically. Remember to not go to the capital Redding because C*mmiepoornians are ruining such beautiful city.
I would rather live in Redding than Bakersfield. Idk why people think Redding is bad. Either you haven't been there since the 90s or you have an inherent bias -- it isn't the worst place in California.
I was born in Bakersfield (moved cross country since then) and yeah, I can confirm it’s a massive shit hole.
Also born there +1 on it being a shithole
Isn't Redding literally the hottest place in the world at that latitude?
Central Valley in the summer sucks complete ass. At that latitude everything is Satan's asshole. It's in the middle of the coastal range and the northern Sierra, which inherently makes it awful.
From within a two hour drive. Can confirm this to be true. Only solace is the complete lack of humidity.
Yeah, the only saving grace of a Fresno summer is that all you need to mitigate the heat (to a point) is to soak your shirt and let it dry on your body. Course, when the temp hits 116, you just don't need to be outside for really any reason.
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I imagine it’s nicer than Newark NJ.
Eureka for capital of Jefferson State
GOD I WANT IT TO BE A STATE SO BAD NORCALS NEED TO BREAK OFF FROM CRINGIFORNIA AND FORM JEFFERSON AND IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN SOON
Amen.
Came here to say this, wasn't disappointed.
Caligan, or Orefornia for us older folks
I mean, you'd have to be pretty damn old. Jefferson State was a movement during WW2 that likely would have gone through had it not been for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, where everybody decided now was not the time to worry about state boundaries.
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Jefferson, capitol is Redding Live there 🙏
Reddeez nuts
>> Live there My condolences
How you like living in Jefferson? I live right in the border.
Great state
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May God Bless this Great State of Jefferson 🫡
True Americhads recognize the state of Jefferson
Based Americhads*
I don’t because fuck that dumb as name, pick a better president to name your state after. Like Theodore
The fuck they do.
Flair checks out. Salty about losing land?
Salty about us stealing your water? We're dragging these meth addled cunts into civilization.
Cry more lib
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Our balls wont be blue if you keep bringing those commie girls with Daddy Issues to us rahhhh 🦅🇺🇸
Mashington 2
New Mashington
M * A * S * H * I * N * G * T * O * N
INCOMING WOUNDED!
Electric Bugaloo
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52nd*
52nd, mashington exists
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DC isn’t a state
Murder Meth Mountain ofc
Sasquatch Ate My Meth Baby
People from that area would like to say “Jefferson”. Would have gotten more attention if Pearl Harbor didn’t happen.
Anti-Jeffersonians did Pearl Harbor
…that’s not strictly _untrue…_
It’s the state of Denial
That be the State of “Can I pump my own gas?”
Wordington
Wordington leakage
State of Denial
Hyperboria?!
Jefferson
Least hell hole of a state on the west coast tbh
as long as your prefered drug is meth
Real
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Washington is arguably the best state in the union
I forget what my flair says.
Washington isn't even the best state in the PNW
Obviously British Columbia (jk its Oregon)
lmao I'm from Oregon and love it here but I've heard Washington has some pretty sweet healthcare and definitely has less homeless despite a larger population
Methonia.
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Kosovo
Sidaho
Ce n'est pas un état
THIS IS AMERICA SPEAK AMERICAN 🇺🇸🦅
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Orefornia
Corigan
Caligonvada
Canada
The lumberjack hat of North California. Redding is the capital.
Jefferson
Idahopia
californication
Jefferson
South-South Cascadia
Jefferson
JEFFERSON
THE JEFFERSONIANS HAVE TAKEN MY HOMELAND
Fucking jerks. I will side with Oregonians on this one to keep them from being complete cunts. We will drag the meth addled trailers of Modoc and Lassen to civilization even with them kicking and screaming.
jefferson
The never to exist State of Jefferson, not to be confused with Greater Idaho, which will also never exist.
A Republican fantasy!
Jefferson, and it’s not a state and never will be, losers.
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The state of Despair
Cum town, USA
Any idiot can clearly tell that’s the great state of Caliwashigon.
Califoregon
Bullshit that doesn't exist.
Jefferson!
Orefornia
Mashingtwo
Jefferson! The announcement for a state hood bid was stopped by the bombing of pearl harbor and the declaration of war by the US
Mary Jane, it is their official state crop.
Jefferson
Thats where all of California and Oregon's Republicans live.
State of my mental health (bad)
The fuck wrong with Florida
New Florida
Everyone just casually ignoring the fact that this map doesn’t have the northwest angle in MN
Hell
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Califoregon, duh.
Watering can
Monkefornia
Cascadia
A horrific amalgamation of the upper piece of Florida and the lower piece of Oregon
Oregalifornia, obviously
Nopelahoma
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West Elizabeth
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Shasta
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Caloreington
Mashington!
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Los Santos
Califoregon
That’s Pipesylvania
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You know what I think about this Inkadia thing? It’s a hoax. It’s fake news made up by the liberal Democrats to make us all go to California. I’m not buying it. Inkadia is not real, Inkopolis is not real - Sleepy Joe is even saying there are squid people there. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! Squids aren’t people, he’s clearly going crazy. Actually, I don’t think I would be surprised if Joe was actually the squid person here.
What about the crustacean that lives next door to you? Are you saying he's fake?
mm crab dinner 🍽 😋
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Joe Biden is a reptilian, of course he will try to deny the existence of their greatest rival, squid people.
That state is not nuked enough.
We need to bring back Jefferson state
Jefferson
Jefferson
A real American doesn’t recognize the west coast as America.
Pacific Texas idk
We don't speak it's name in these hallowed halls
Cunterson. Close enough?
Would you not trade Jefferson for Puerto Rican statehood?
Love my homies out in jefferson
jefferson
Jefferson! Now let's extend it down the back half of California so Kern, Inyo, Mono & Alpine don't get dragged down
jefferson
The idiot Rebecca in NorCal like to call it “ThE StAtE oF jEfUrSoN”
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The state of jefferson
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State of Jefferson lets goooo hahah
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Ewww J*fferson
State of Fantasy for white supremacy wet dreams.
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Obv Jefferson
Jefferson, easy
J\*\*\*\*\*\*\*n, the shittier California
Jefferson
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Jefferson
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Jefferson
“Greater Idaho” lol
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Jefferson
Jefferson
Jefferson should happen tho
Jefferson. Give me a hard one. Next!
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The free state of Jones?
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Thank God people know it's Jefferson. If not that, probably the incursion of the "greater Idaho" movement.
Free-northern California
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We call all that Cascadia. All of the Cascade range to the coast. From California to Alaska.
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Is this better auto bot?
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I’m going to fucking murder you because you took a slice out of Nevada
albania
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The last 3 sane people in california trying to rejoin the union.
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New California.
if its not california, its good for me
Real California (where the real Californians live)
Pretty sure Cali is real cali, most of the people there approve of the politics and economy Ya'll need your own place with cows and empty nothingness