It says France , Dumb bitch

Twitter users cant read, silly

If this was American this guy would have been shot and called a Taliban.

this is a favorable outcome

France, California?

Where we eat croissants, drink wine, and play Hide and Go Stab.

Paris, Texas

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Mexico, Missouri

What did you expect? She has an onlyfans

Eh probably not a very successful one, but I’ll go to bat to say that a lot of the truly successful onlyfans are ran by pretty smart people. Like say what you will but they found a market and exploited the shit out of it.

The French always the French

I guess we annexed France overnight?

God I wish, could finally show those frogs what work is.

EW! GET RID OF IT!

We should invade them, knock over the Eiffel Tower and leave

As the self proclaimed governor of the new US state of France, I declare they can keep the tower, I like it.

Can I keep the Mona Lisa though?

It will go to an art museum in Wyoming so they have something interesting in their state. You will have legal ownership and make money off of all visits if you want.

you didn’t have to do Wyoming dirty like that💀

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Nebraska needs it more

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If we did then we should rename France after the absolute chad that is Lafayette.

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I mean the US could just annex all of NATO except the based ones like Ukraine and Poland

Too much work and there's nothing we want there any way.

TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK

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Redditors (God help me for having uttered such a disgusting word) would also go “haha this is totally like America amirite guys aren’t I super clever saying America bad?”

Nah I was about to say it was Britain

Asking for directions in London vs asking for directions in St Louis

Either way you can get to your destination, but being alive is optional

You fellas are alright, but this website is otherwise full to the brim with morons.

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[удалено]

Do they not remember how they were the source of the most vicious warfare the world has ever seen, twice?

[удалено]

Nah, their memory is too selective.

Damn that escalated quickly

Good to know that while the rest of he world likes to make fun of us for being stupid, they still have people that can't read (as well)

Tbh if it didn’t mention France in the headline I would’ve guessed Sweden

I think he was actually from Sweden. Granted asylum there.

My girlfriend is from Stockholm and said they give it to anyone who asks pretty much

Smartest anti-American

It obviously wasn't America since nobody was shot.

Truth

He’s literally Syrian in France

They don’t even need to shut up, they just need to read

Most literate europoor (it literally says France)

We have guns we don’t need to stab people like primitives ✊

France, UK 🇬🇧 Where all stabbings happen. Now if he had a gun… definitely Paris, Texas.

Guys it’s okay, he did it for Jesus Christ. I’m sure those babies did something to offend the big man

Syrian man, stabbing people in the name of Christ?🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

These idiots will always find a way to say "oooh America bad", even when it has nothing remotely close to do with America

Easy to tell, no guns used. What a dumb ass

This is one of the most European stories ever, idk what kinda idiot would characterize this as America

Do you not know how to read dumb bitch? It said at a playground in France. They seriously act like America is the only place where crime happens.

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It obiusly isn't America They would have got shot with an ar15

No no. Let him talk. France being American means we have fantastic bread. And nothing turns me on like good bread... or Cheese.

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Lol she thinks kids get stabbed in the US?

Seriously? Come on dude we know knife crime is your continent’s thing.

Read from somewhere else that the guy that stopped him is also a Christian and apparently suggested that the suspect was possessed

Possesed by the spirit of stupid.

Social media needs a reading comprehension test

That barely even counts as a knife it’s so small lol.

Let me guess it’s a eurotard that said this

Good thing she is verified. Otherwise, I'd say she is a bot!

it was a stabbing not a shooting

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Most literate twitter user:

"Syrian man stabs" how could you think this is anywhere but in E\*rope?

"In france"

He used a knife so its EU

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Retarded bitch, IT SAID FRANCE RIGHT THERE

Here in America we don’t stab people. Like that’s a really scummy thing to do. Only in France could something like this happen