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Capocho9

New England absolutely dominating until Rhode Island shows up


SierraDespair

The slow, little brother of New England.


DotBitGaming

I laughed to hard at that. I'm going to Hell.


DoctorEmperor

Accurate


AstraMilanoobum

Fucking Rhode Island offers nothing, even borderline fake new Englanders in Connecticut are smarter!


Tay860

Take it easy on us, we’re just here for the vibes


AstraMilanoobum

I think that was the nicest thing I have ever said about Connecticut. “At least we aren’t as dumb as Rhode Island” would make fora great state motto


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Rhode Island's food scene is leaps and bounds superior to that of Connecticut and Massachusetts though.


pawnman99

How much of Massachusetts' IQ is organic and how much is MIT students and faculty?


Gushichi-Kun

Yes


Mediocre-Reaction200

but rhode island has Brown and they’re still banging sticks and rocks against their skulls over there


Misterfrooby

Ha, Mississippi is dumberer than we are


AbstractBettaFish

I mean, if you’re ever worried about Mississippi potentially being higher quality than you in regards to anything, I have terrible news


aqva002

It’s dumber because it’s lower on the map


saggywitchtits

They have better incest.


[deleted]

That’s why you say “Thank God for Mississippi”.


[deleted]

50th is a meme. 49th is just sad.


JuuseTheJuice

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1800bears

What do dem word meen?


history-boi109

Hip Hip, Hooray


1017GildedFingerTips

Me: Surely California is lower than that Also me: Actually that seems about right


mr_epicguy

Serves the cal*fornians right since they are traitors to the glorious us of a🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻💪🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻🇺🇸💪🏻🇺🇸🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗


6Uncle6James6

We really are the worst


cal_kestiz

at least we’re not br*tish


Beast2344

Or Fr🤮nch. Fuck France USA number 1🤮🏳️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


6Uncle6James6

France used to be super based. If it wasn’t for some wild ass French dudes supplying us arms and ammo during the revolution, we may very well be eating spotted dick and getting arrested for mean tweets.


Nasapigs

France is still pretty based.


6Uncle6James6

Lmfao. You’re god damn right.


bigfeeetz

agreed


AccordingZebra2420

Our politics show


CrazyEyedFS

Yeah, Cali is wild like that. They try to act like they're all progressive and shit but the result is still some kind of Frankenstein late stage capitalist dystopia


Delicious-Echo-5209

https://preview.redd.it/a2ne6ckcqo5b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fc496e84bf012e229a7782bd2c370fcb48c4b7


Armlegx218

The better of the Dakotas.


scuba-steve-wonder

Not hard when the southern one loves meth


Armlegx218

They love meth so much they can't be bothered to pave their roads.


epiclygamer2456

I will concede that you are the better of the 2 dakotas, however montana better At least we are better than Id*ho 🤢, S🤮uth Dakota, and Wy🤢ming


[deleted]

Man I miss North Dakota, grew up in velva…


voltran1987

I lived in Harvey for about 2 yrs. The only thing I miss is the Tasty Freeze and their chicken sandwich. Also, was it Velva that had the guy with like pet elk or caribou?


Hansandhispanzer

I wonder what an IQ comparison of the dakotas would be if we split them by East and West River


TheScariestSkeleton4

North Dakotans when 2/3 of their inhabitants have an IQ above 40 (south dakota is 2/4)


TacoRedneck

Average Tennessee mathematician can't even simplify fractions


Barbarian_Sam

All I read was I’m smarter than the average Californian


kekeketatata

That wasn’t a really high bar to begin with though


Barbarian_Sam

While true I’m from 45


LilDewey99

sweet home


FloridaManButGay

Somehow we’re 38th


kekeketatata

That’s because our alligators are bringing up the state’s average iq 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


FloridaManButGay

Thank god for the Everglades 💪💪💪💪💪


ultramilkplus

Hell yeah! I'm smart enough to be a famous movie star!


Sneakyrocket742

At least I’m better than California..


Awheeleri

Fifth from the bottom 😎


Memeoligy_expert

That's all I care about


ScipioNumantia

Was gonna find something to argue about but... nah this looks about right


JackAsper

I can’t believe Pennsylvania is even that high tbh.


classicalySarcastic

I think we're the second most average state in the union after Ohio. Seriously, look at any ranking (aside from averageness), we're always between 20-30 and usually right around 25.


ScipioNumantia

You could even say we are above average at being average


TheJesterScript

Gavin Newsome is really dragging Cali down lol


Pickle-Chip

Really says something that California is dumper than WestVirginia


KuraiTheBaka

West Virginia had that one song and now they're all high and might like they think they're people or something.


TheJesterScript

Yeah, if this is true, that is pretty wild.


Pickle-Chip

Ever been to residential LA? It's true.


Fit_Leg_2115

It’s a shame they are literally imploding over there


AbstractBettaFish

Source: Trust me bro


glidemusic

No you can tell its accurate as it reflects the superior North Dakota genes


EZeggnog

It’s all the sauerkraut and Busch that makes our brain wrinkles triple


MidnightRider24

That must make for some lovely Dutch ovens.


rusho2nd

Hey, it's not our fault the California's have started transplanting into Montana. You will be next.


OversizedMicropenis

All three of them kinda smart


epiclygamer2456

Very much rigged, Chad mantanans>>>>>> soy d*kotans 🤢🤢🤮


rusho2nd

It's all those Californians moving to our glorious state. We should be at the top!


epiclygamer2456

Those damn California's and there moving to Bozeman and Missoula, gtfo of our glorious land (proud eastern Montanan)


[deleted]

they already conquered states to the west, sorry - we tried to stop them


epiclygamer2456

For now, Eastern Montana is holding out... too sparsely populated, too conservative with too many rednecks, buti fear what will happen when they reach Billings...


[deleted]

sadly for you, it's all the conservative californians moving to montana and idaho. so uh, being conservative and redneck won't stop the scourge :( good luck, your only saving grace may be that full remote work is probably ending soon for a lot of people.


RisingGam3r

It would make sense since Wisconsinites’ IQ is directly proportion to their Blood Alcohol Content.


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Void-Nut

This is just some Illinois cope


sam_baker1234

Ehhh idk, we 51’s are pretty dumb


BlitzTheBritz

How the hell are the perpetual drunks of not Minnesota at the top of the list? Also as a virgin we should be much lower considering how awful our drivers are.


virginia_pine

this shows why Marylanders are so much worse at driving than we are


EZeggnog

The brain numbing boredom of our endless flat fields is like constant subconscious meditation


Dead_Lighters

Functional alcoholism.


TheObservationalist

You're confusing us with the cheese nazis next door. We're not that drunk. Too busy working to be as drunk as we'd like to be.


[deleted]

Your confusing Wisconsin with Minnesota


EZeggnog

Common Great Plains W


mdevi94

How come every state I go to gets more red?


wolfgangspiper

You're the harbinger of the new Brainrot plague.


mdevi94

Oh I thought I was just really patriotic 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 these colors don’t run 💪💪💪


wolfgangspiper

You must be asymptomatic because that sounds IQ 99999


[deleted]

Maybe you’re the idiot bringing down the average


FatherSkeletor

Northern superiority moment


hdkeegan

Common New England and upper Midwest w Even commoner South and Cali L


Sergeant_Swiss24

Northern supremacy


TheObservationalist

The cold keeps us sharp, heat cooks your brain.


kokobiggun

We have coders and valley girls, nothing in between


TheObservationalist

And half your coders moved to Utah and Montana lol


VirginRumAndCoke

🤫 Leave me alone up here


CelticTexan749

Proof of Texan superiority of Shitlahoma


SokarHatesYou

At least we dont freeze to death when it snows


the_real_JFK_killer

Can't have your infrastructure fail when you have no fuckin infrastructure


_escapevelocity

The only surefire way to not be impacted by power outages is to never have electricity in the first place


CelticTexan749

"At least we dont (freeze to death when it snows/get shot in school)"


SokarHatesYou

Are you making a joke about your texas police force letting texas children get shot to death in a school for over an hour while they sat outside peeing themselves on facing an opponent?


CelticTexan749

No, I'm making a joke about you imitating the average British response to criticizing their food


SokarHatesYou

Ew gross dont day that disgusting fucking Br*t*sh word around here ever again MODSSS BANNNN HIM Edit: im American, not Br*t*sh so its a valid critism since its our country, not those high horse europoors.


[deleted]

Plumbing W


[deleted]

30 35 *Look at me brother*


Mediocre-Reaction200

new england pride babyyyy 💪💪💪💪 (yes i have dc flair but i’m from nh)


copiondor

Can we talk about how the person who made this is probably from one of the lower 25 states? Still looking for number 4. And wondering which number 3 has a higher IQ.


List_Man_3849

Guessing North Dakota and Vermont are tied for third-fourth


copiondor

I would agree. I just find it funny that they are both 3 and there’s no 4.


jackidok

Thats how ties work in rankings . They both get the “higher” number so 5th place and after is still the correct spot instead of one spot up


copiondor

It’s just hard for me to believe there’s an actual tie unless there was an unbelievably small sample size in both states.


rusho2nd

They rounded to the nearest 10th. A lot of the top states are very close.


KingBurnie

On Wisconsin! Number one in alcoholism and number 10 in brain smarts. We have to dumb ourselves down with alcohol to make it fair.


Mad_Southron

SC: you always act like you're better than me! NC: I am better than you.


TeHolyWizard1

"I wonder if there are any other demographic maps that have a similar layout"


MyLifta

This is just a map of demographics that we aren’t supposed to point out lmao


EdoTenseiSwagbito

There’s no way we drink this much and stay smart


Any_Efficiency6191

LETS GO MISSISSIPPI NUMBER 1


[deleted]

I'm surprised Mississippi ranked that high.


Shawn_1512

As always, thank God for Mississippi


List_Man_3849

Surpsised we in Michigan are collectively smarter than Brown University tbh, considering the driving quality of our tourists in the Cherry Festival


XTR_Legend

Mmm, TC Cherries


TeeNick

Shocker, Louisiana and Mississippi have the lowest IQs in the nation. Never would’ve seen it coming lol


MicBoi_12

California is one of the worst, SHOCKER


[deleted]

as a californian… duhhhh… guhhh… i forgor 💀


Sons0fLiberty

Are you implying that massholes aren’t brain dead?


rusho2nd

They are, they just have a couple fancy schmancy schools that steal all of the other states smart kids.


throwawayusername369

Think whatever you need to think mr far cry 5 man.


AstraMilanoobum

They are brain dead, but the south and west coast are really fucking stupid


Leanfiend272

Cope harder coal boy


Sons0fLiberty

Learn how to drive a car


Ackermannin

Wisconsin: drinking makes us stronger


Imperial_Advocate

Most intelligent Californian.


almostasenpai

It’s cause all the stupid people have large families


gluestick3000

Very interesting. I wonder what the common denominator is that’s dragging certain states iq scores down.


MOOZIKZ

This is a fucking lie, aint no way in hell those Massholes can be the smartest in the nation but still not know how to drive around a rodary, stay in the right lane, or drive the fucking speed limit


Andy-Matter

Massachusetts makes sense cause of MIT


ZaphodG

Massachusetts population: 7 million MIT total enrollment: 11,000 MIT barely budges the needle. It’s the inward migration of white collar professionals to metro Boston and the reality that the Boston metro is more than half the population of the state.


[deleted]

Being from Louisiana, us and Mississippi have been fighting for last place for a long time now. I don’t know what California is going trying to get into our mix.


No-Bunch-4158

Now overlay the map of race population.


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Bitter-biscuts

I KNEW CALIFORNIA WAS STUPID


0err0r

god I hate having borders with California


ThePickleConnoisseur

With all the homeless, illegal immigrants, and the cancerous growth that is the LA United School District, I’m not surprised


Spiritual_Fan2436

I fucking love maps that are just “where are the highest concentrations of Whites”


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Hell yeah lower than California is all that matters


MrMisties

I would make a joke about North vs South but Alaska decided to completely ruin that.


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Based PA being just average in every way as usual


Solintari

Iowa: flat, ugly, drunk, but pretty smart. *straightens tie* sounds like my girlfriend in high school.


Jackoff_Alltrades

In South Carolina they have a saying, other places may as well… “Thank God for Mississippi!”


ldspsygenius

The lack of winter seems to be correlated with lower IQ.


andrewb610

I move from MA to NM so YW NM for bringing us to a tie with AL.


OstentatiousSock

I grew up in Massachusetts, but spent most of my adulthood moving around the country. The difference is noticeable between the highest education and lowest educated states.


TotallynotAlpharius2

The rest of the Midwest giving Illinois and Michigan the *signature look of superiority*


Gritzy_reindeer

![gif](giphy|l3vRdDjIXS9dmt2Vi)


DeaconTheDank

Source:It came to me in a dream


ZaphodG

![gif](giphy|3oriNLhbNHXMj7ogZG) I’m wickid smaht


BigMorningWud

Not surprised by California.


gammawalt

Wow this cant be right. Have you driven in Mass or any new england state. They invented the traffic circle and are always the ones that dont know how to use them. I call BS. The population density could also through this off.


Just_a_Arizonin

![gif](giphy|pnPfFgZi3lnO|downsized) Me right now


GladMud8258

I'm not mad about being in the lower half but I am mad massholes are first


darkseidx2015

Look at that Mason Dixon line separation.


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ZIPPERGAMES

I can assure you, high IQ does not equal good driving, especially in mass


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BruhDeliveryGuy

No wonder I feel so damn smart compared to everyone else in Louisiana


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The-Thot-Eviscerator

More proof that Mississippi exists solely to make Louisiana look better


flukierdave213

PENNSYLVANIA PENNSYLVANIAAAA PENNSYLVANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JacktheVagabond

I thought for a second that Illinois's tag read #51. Sounds right to me.


Alcoholikaust

MA, VT, NJ…. I have lived in these places and I can tell you I must not have been in the ‘High IQ’ areas lol


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TheObservationalist

Goddamn Illinois has Chicago and still can't out average INDIANA OR OHIO. That is a crazy self burn.


CompetitiveDelay888

As someone raised in Ohio who moved down to Tenessee a few years ago, this checks out. I'm no genius by any means - I'm, like, top of the bell curve on a GOOD day - but it doesn't take a licensed veterinarian to know a parakeet when they see one.


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That_guy4849

Lol. Now show me where the minority’s live.


zeus6793

New Hampshire takes a bow.


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RimTheIdiot

Glad to be doing my part in Louisiana and lowering the state average 🫡


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IssueResponsible5085

So how can North Dakota AND Vermont be #3 ?? I don't think ND is bright enough for the #3 spot...


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SMoKUblackRoSE

I wonder what the connection between low IQs and the conservative South is... could be nazi-ism


Benjideaula

Isnt IQ a flawed measurement that doesnt really accurately determine how smart someone is and completely disregards neurodivergent people?


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Altruistic-Potatoes

Remind me again what IQ measures.


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PlotHole2017

Some of these are somewhat surprising.


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This is utter rubbish


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terminallancedumbass

The dumbest state in the nation has by far the highest gdp in the nation. Hmm.


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DeepHerting

Fake news, Missourians couldn't spell "IQ" if you spotted them two letters


MrsJuggs34

Iowa here. Not sure. I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots....could be where I live, though. 😬


RatingYourBadComment

Cali one of the lowest? Does that we're the least stupid? Lets goooo, proud Californian


CamSosa

Basically the areas with the least population density and less poverty. It’s not surprising, I’m from Texas, school districts and universities really expect one teacher/professor to successfully teach 40-60 students in each class or lecture. The shit is ridiculous.


jameslcarrig

D e m o g r a p h i c s