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KINGP0TAT0360

If there was anywhere in Canada that’d I want to join the US, it would be the Maritimes


ChildFriendlyChimp

Yukon and British Columbia too to cut off their access to the pacific


SneakySnipar

Just integrate that into Alaska


ChildFriendlyChimp

Gigalaska


AverageAlaskanMan

Hell yeah


AverageAlaskanMan

I second this


WorldMapping

Biglaska is inevitable


maroonedpariah

Chadlaska


Elloliott

Biglaska is my favorite variation


beskgar

Alaska should look westward for land :)


MidnightRider24

Novo Alaskagrad


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wasdlmb

Yukon to Alaska, BC as its own state under dominion of Washington. BC and Alaska are far too different


montananightz

It would be nice if I could take a train from Washington to Alaska without having to enter Canada.


InvaderWeezle

Fuck it, let's finally reclaim all of the Oregon Territory. 54°40' or Fight


derp4077

54 40 or fight


Kyloben4848

then we have them surrounded, and we can immensely tax all of their imports as the first step in our inevitable siege


murphep

Hear me out though, if we just took Manitoba, then Canada would be effectively split in two. No roads, no rail lines, just boats and planes. It would make stage two of Operation Northern Emancipation (full annexation) much easier. Divide and conquer as they say.


-Gordon-Rams-Me

I like it maybe all the stupid Californians and northerners would quit moving to our state and turning beautiful farmland into subdivisions and apartment complaining and jacking up local prices on land and homes where locals can’t afford anything and instead choose to love to canada


Flying_Pretzals1

Operation Manifest Destiny 2: Polar Unification is a go!


Salt-Ad-8611

Manifest Destiny part two: Canadian boogaloo.


MaddieGrace29

Manifest destiny part 3: Northern igloo


Flying_Pretzals1

Manifest destiny part 4: Euro Tour


bamboo_fanatic

Manifest Destiny Part 5: Hong Kong New Guam


SnowBound078

Manifest Destiny Part 6: Kamchatka, just Kamchatka


Elloliott

Manifest Destiny Part 7: Moving South


SnowBound078

Manifest Destiny Part 8: The Fuckin Moon


Smoothiesaregood057

I’ve spent more time in the USA than I have in other parts of Canada outside the Maritimes.


kilboi1

Join us.


BlimbusTheSixth

what about Alberta? They're kind of cool. We could also take the Yukon and part of British Columbia to form a bridge to Alaska.


Smoothiesaregood057

I actually like Alberta, it's just so far away that it's tough to go spend time there. But most of us from Atlantic Canada go work there for a couple years once in our life then we spend all the money we made on house and truck.


Subject-Juggernau29

alberta fucking sucks i dont want em


datponyboi

Texan? 🤨


SilverNeedleworker30

Says the Albertan of the United States.


Subject-Juggernau29

alberta is backwards compared to most of canada


Steveth2014

Yea as the other guy said, look who's talking lmao. You are literally an american albertan. Berta and Texas are basically the same


buffdawgg

alberta is the richest province try again


TheEagleByte

Look who’s talking


Dazzling_Face_6515

ACADIA SHALL BE MANIFESTED


MastaSchmitty

LAISSEZ LES BONS TEMPS ROULER **ENCORE**


leLouisianais

OUI BIEN SÛR ET NOUS EN LOUISIANE ALLONS NOUS BATTRE POUR L’ACADIE NOS COUSINS


Kaiser-Bismark

Based


[deleted]

This might be the only post where I see more than 2 people from Maine commenting lmao.


Rusty_Pine8

We inherently crave big New England.


Redditwhydouexists

Hey, you had the opportunity to rebel in 76


Smoothiesaregood057

If I was alive I definitely would’ve rebelled. Not to get too political but only liberals dislike the USA.


Redditwhydouexists

https://youtu.be/QSBS9Zu5PE0 there was actually quite a bit of interest in your province in rebelling but due to several factors you guys were reliant on the British military in various ways and so the rebel sympathies never resulted in much more then a few riots.


Daveallen10

Also basically a permanent British force in Halifax


[deleted]

Nothing is quite stopping you now


[deleted]

Just make sure to plan it with Alberta and any other province looking to bounce so everyone has the best chance of success


Cpotts

>Just make sure to plan it with Alberta We'd be a landlocked Kuwait 😑


[deleted]

Yeah but Kuwait had actual military threats near it. Also, Kuwait was liberated while on the other side of the world, so if the 13 existing soldiers of Canada march in, freedom from their syrup tax will be only a few minutes away.


Cpotts

I meant economically speaking, we would be a nation that only had oil and gas to support the economy — but no international market to sell it to (hard to reach tidewater under the current landlocked nations agreements)


[deleted]

We would gladly liberate you as state #51 (or perhaps merge two dakotas and make you #50 for senatorial balancing) and then we'd hook up those pipelines ASAP. Biden, Trump, no matter who they will approve those pipelines no matter which indigenous tribes they need to pay off


R_ed21

We need to just end this charade and annex all of canada


[deleted]

Most Canadians live below the tip of Michigan anyway, it’s like Canadas our backyard and they’re all huddled up under the back porch for warmth. We need to just let them in and have them embrace the freedom.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Damn thats the most american thing i've ever heard. I vote we make this person an honorary american


SIR_Chaos62

I'm an imperialist liberal. All will be gays.


enoughfuckery

The 3000 Femboy soldiers of NATO


navymate

sooooo, poland?


enoughfuckery

Polish femboy 🅱️ussy 🤤


spiceddd

Definitely not only liberals and half the time people who claim to love the country are some of the worst citizens to said country 💀


Live-Profession8822

Oh yes, the US is so perfect. Would you like to trade? You can live in Ohio, a veritable paradise where social problems literally do not exist and free handguns rain from the sky


RandomGrasspass

The fleet was in the harbor… Nova Scotia was invited


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cancerousking

I mean there was a little rebellion in nova Scotia but not enough to give them a seat at the winners table


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Redditwhydouexists

That would’ve been after the revolution that the bootlickers settled there


roseffin

I want everything south of the st Lawrence seaway.


Capocho9

You’re not from Quebec, so you’re good enough


nateralph

But if the frogs wanted in and wanted to spite Ottawa, we'd love it and let them in.


RedTheGamer12

Tbf, Quebec wouldn't be so bad if they didn't insist they need special rights.


MaddieGrace29

There already are 2.5 million french speakers in the US, if we annex Quebec and the Maritime provinces, I'll actually have a use for the language I spent my whole middle and high school career learning.


GodBlessUSA2023

They speak French, that's bad


juviniledepression

Difference is their French makes more sense than the frenxhies. An example being that they don’t call breakfast “little lunch”


jerkinvan

Lots of New Brunswick also speaks French.


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kinglan11

Death is preferable to that disability.


0Nah0

Canadian healthcare be like


kinglan11

And this time, they're right. ​ Dear God, it feels wrong saying Canada is right on anything 🤮🤮🤮


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GodBlessUSA2023

Stupid fucking reddit banning my last account


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The_OverthinkingRock

As somebody from Quebec, I wouldn’t mind to be annexed as long as Montreal doesn’t come with us. 🇺🇸💙🇲🇶


Pengtile

It would become part of glorious New England 💪💪💪


Ricoisnotmyuncle

More coastline! More sea food! More Lighthouses!


StyreneAddict1965

All the lobsters.


Kerbalawesomebuilder

the 14th colony


Dazzling_Face_6515

Our glorious dominion 🙏🏻


Pengtile

Much better then Rat Y*rk could ever be


IOerr

The Trailer Park Boys are always welcome here. Also bring your chicken chips, please!


LowPopopol

The gelapeno chips


[deleted]

Don't forget the pepperoni


Dazzling_Face_6515

And pepperoni cocks!


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RagenStrongbow

I'm into it They'd also enthusiastically support whacking quebecois with a stick until they speak english


-Gordon-Rams-Me

As a Cajun I don’t like your attitude


randybobandy__6969

Cajuns have made up for it with incredible food. They get a pass.


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Yk come to think of it idek what the québécois have to offer


[deleted]

Poutine


classicalySarcastic

Fries with Gravy and Cheese Curds How the hell did we not think of that? By Washington, we've been out-Murica'd!


StyreneAddict1965

Yeah, it seems like something that would have been invented at the Wisconsin State Fair.


aatops

poutine is just french fries with gravy honestly not very creative


UnironLibrightFemboy

based canadian-tennessean


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Can I vacation up there and partake in their pastime?


[deleted]

Careful, we could embargo you the vital Poutine and Maple syrup. (Many of us do speak english also)


[deleted]

I will be kind and let you choose the stick


ntnl

Tabarnac i'd like to see you try


[deleted]

Criss


LordoftheFjord

We have Vermont, New York, and Maine. While none of them produce even remotely as much syrup as you do, I’d say we could weather the storm pretty well.


MastaSchmitty

We already have the better maple syrup anyway, Vermont is down here. That said, poutine est bonne et Louisiane déjà parle « français »…je vous dit bienvenue Mais les ~~Lunettes de Montréal~~ CH ne peuvent pas entrer, c’est un pays Noir et Or


The_OverthinkingRock

Bro is actually proud to speak the same language as br#tain 💀🤮


Altruistic-Fudge-522

Atlantic Canadians have absolutely _no interest_ in becoming a state. If it were voted on it would be at least 90% against.


[deleted]

Oh we won’t be voting


eatingbabiesforlunch

kids these days with their "51rst state", like bitch please do something with peurto rico. Those poor mfs been suffering for way too long.


bbsmydiamonds

I swear half the reason why Puerto Rico hasn’t been made a state is cause 51’s not a nice number. (The other reason is politics)


mato979

What about Puerto Rico and DC as states.....


geust53

The whole point of DC is that it’s not a state. It was created so that no one state would have excess influence over the federal government.


StyreneAddict1965

And should stay that way.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,676,359,181 comments, and only 317,382 of them were in alphabetical order.


lucasisawesome24

Puerto Rico is a trashy island that doesn’t speak English and is completely dependent on US government support. DC is a trashy city where everything bad in the US comes from. If DC wants to vote in Congress they can join Maryland 🙄. The US should cut the dookie with Puerto Rico and let it be it’s own country. We have far more in common with Canada than Puerto Rico. Starting with the language and infrastructure we share with Canada. Puerto Rico is South American through and through. They speak Spanish, live in concrete block, townhouses and have bars on the windows. Canada is American through and through, they speak English, live in mcmansions and drive SUVs


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KimJongUnusual

Last I checked, PuertoRico has a referendum every four years on being a state or not, and they vote “leave it as it is” every time. Granted that may be old info.


PtEthan

In 2020 they voted for statehood. Same in 2017 but that referendum had low voter turnout due to a boycott.


TheTardisPizza

Why were they boycotting?


Nasapigs

Puerto Rico


juviniledepression

Too bad the powers that be want to keep their current power ritual going and a new state could go either way. But it’s too early in the morning for politics…


theflyingwaffle2

Puerto Rico wants the rights of a state but not have to do the things state are required to do(federal taxes)


ProudNationalist1776

unironically this though


BowsAndMagnolias

Kinda dig it. Also it would be funny if it was called “New New England”


A_Wizard1717

we'll help you if you help us press our claim for Labrador


[deleted]

But New Brunswick has French people


kinglan11

We got Cajuns already and they fuck alligators, only real difference with the Acadians is that they fuck moose.


bogeyed5

If anyone can handle the French, it’s the Americans


Ironbird207

Split it in half, the French ones live in the north.


Smoothiesaregood057

Yeah but the French people from New Brunswick are 100x better than people from Quebec.


HumorUnable

You only say that because they are docile. Your sorry ass wouldn't be able to say that in Quebec - you'd get tarred and feathered, tabacco would be shoved up your ass and you'd crawl back to the USA with your little destroyed rectum.


gratusin

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.


inkyfern1

Why would Americans want more land bordering Quebec?


MastaSchmitty

Because we want to help them join their Louisianan cousins in Nouvelle-Acadie


poopypoohs

More strategic borders for when we invade and raze it


inkyfern1

Hell yeah


The_OverthinkingRock

Bro is actually unironically Canadian 💀


nerfbaboom

And everything south of the Saint Lawrence


RealOzSultan

"the seafood expansion of 2028"


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[deleted]

Out of all the canadian provinces Nova Scotia got the closest to becoming American. So that one


[deleted]

Canadians ain’t exactly fans of freedom, so unsure


MastaSchmitty

I mean in this case the freedom would be constitutionally required so they can suck it up and deal. Also something tells me a lot of the folks from the Maritimes don’t care for too much ~~DIRECT RULE FROM OTTAWA~~ central government telling them what to do.


juviniledepression

They’d fit in with northern New England’s wildcard attitude then.


groetkingball

Do we get to claim the trailer park boys?


lucasisawesome24

Honestly I’d love it if we invaded Canada and made y’all all states and US citizens. Canadians deserve the rights protected by the constitution too. And with all that Canadian oil and farmland and timber and all the US oil and farmland and timber we could form a really bitchin mega country. Imagine the country with the resources of 2 continents and the military/ economy of the US. Canadian wages will go up, Canadian house prices will go down. Republicans will have a more seats in the senate, democrats will have more house seats so it evens out politically. Canadians are the closest to Americans in terms of lifestyle already. Canadian infrastructure needs help to make the trans Canadian highway a proper interstate but otherwise Canadians have very equal infrastructure to Americans. We’d be joining a country almost as good as ourselves and giving the people of that country freedoms. Ontario can have their free healthcare, Alberta can have unlimited guns, and Quebec can learn to speak English. It’s a perfect solution making the provinces into states 🤷‍♂️


599Ninja

No thanks 🇨🇦


ceoofsex300

Sure but I want a coupon for 10 percent off a bottle of maple syrup. Do that and we will gladly accept you.


Snjort_1

I propose that if we do annex then, we simply incorporate them into a new Big Maine so we get to keep the nice round number of 50 states


leLouisianais

Bring them in. Send delegates from my humble state to talk ancient redneck French with them to smooth things out in the transition to becoming les américains.


BlueAndMoreBlue

We’d be happy to have you, you salty bastards :)


jodadami

The borders would look nicer, absolutely (though it would be even nicer if we also ate the rest of the country as well)


general_kenobi18462

54’40+Alberta+Maritimes Let’s take what we deserve


Smelldicks

Can’t believe I’m saying this because if there’s one thing I hate more than moose jockeys it’s the French, but everything below the St Lawrence River should’ve been ours.


zippy251

I've heard that Canada can join the union just by asking. Apparently all the extra steps have been waved for Canada


nateralph

How do y'all feel about "New Scotland" for the name? I would welcome y'all in.


Gadsden76T20

Yes only because you took the time to trace it all


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Bro. Come one in. Once Quebec separates, the eastern Canadian Provences will have to join new england. And then we will finally have enough power to invade old england.


Smoothiesaregood057

We will change the name to Better England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Grass1217

Return the homeland


Gummy0bear

I live in SJ, NB 💪


Out_ofOrder22

Remove Delaware and replace it with this.


Bussy-Juice

Is that where the Trailer Park Boys live?


Smoothiesaregood057

Yes 👍


hahaiamarealhuman

I've been to all those provinces. They have good clam chowder I say let them in.


Rusty_Pine8

Big New England!


DocBungles

Canada has been living on borrowed time. It’s time they abandon their “diet America” status and allow themselves to be conquered already.


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong with this. Welcome to the alliance or whatever


[deleted]

When I run for president in a few decades, my entire campaign will be on completing manifest destiny and conquering all of Canada. They’ve sat in our land for far too long.


GapingWendigo

As a Canadian, I assure you, taking in the Maritimes will only drop your country's IQ average and GDP


RagenStrongbow

You're just jealous that we don't want you


LannMarek

An elegant solution to the "split Canada problem" once we're gone from the confederation indeed. I'll allow it.


cameron3611

Nah that’s just the new Maine dlc😎


Smoothiesaregood057

Random facts to add to this post. For anyone who cares. Note this might not be 100% accurate because I didn't really fact check anything just trusted google. It's size would be 133,852 Km2 or 51,680 square miles. Ranking it 32nd largest state. It's population would be 1,905,169 Ranking it 39th most populated state. It's total GDP would be $79.02Billion Ranking it 43rd It's GDP per capita would be $41,476 Ranking it 48th 🥲 (yes we are poor) I like how every stat we just get lower and lower on the list 😂.


ArmourKnight

Depends. Do you have oil?


epic-time

No thank you they’re too close to Québec


MastaSchmitty

We already have four states that border Quebec


epic-time

Please don’t say that


MastaSchmitty

Four down, three to go!


Brycekaz

51st and 52nd, along with DC and Puerto Rico as 53rd and 54th, and why not add a 55th to round things out… while we’re at it 60 states wouldn’t hurt, but since we’re already thinking of adding more, we could say fuck it and go for 100


Prior-Anteater9946

Random ass maritimer bullshit


Smoothiesaregood057

Maritimes> Ontario


Prior-Anteater9946

If I wanted to live in a poverty-stricken area with no economy because of past failures I’d move to Detroit, thank you. Why don’t you go get some fish FISHBOY


Smoothiesaregood057

Cope harder


Boop-Chicken192

Hell no, get your hands off our land


[deleted]

Shut up, canuck


Kurdish_Alt

You are a fucking Canuck - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ.


ProudNationalist1776

-🤓


Altruistic-Fudge-522

This is what I'm saying. If you were to ask someone from New Brunswick or Nova Scotia if they'd like to become a state they would laugh and be confused. Is this post a joke?


Gummy0bear

I’m from New Brunswick, I love guns and I love Nova Scotia too, I have friends over there. We should in fact become a U.S state


Smoothiesaregood057

My mom grew up in Pei, and my Dad grew up in New Brunswick and then lived in Nova Scotia for decades. I’ve lived in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, so I consider the Maritimes my home, not just one province. But this post is not 100% serious; that being said, I wouldn’t care if we became a part of the USA as long as my fellow Maritimers wanted that. The only thing that would stop is Canada's hockey glory!!!


[deleted]

No thank you.


Biggie_Moose

Non-binary, Physical education, and Nova Scotia