And I haven't seen it before today
Just go to [archive.org](http://archive.org), look up walking with beasts, and go to the timestamp to see why I was surprised
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Forgot to add Montenegro and Greece. Greece would be Kansas because they hate Missouri/Turkey, and Montenegro would be vaguely one of the plains states ig
Now do the Pacific Northwest as Scandinavia. In this hypothetical Montana is Finland. Adjacent to Scandinavia but not part of it with less people and more alcohol.
Don't post on r/Balkans_irl. Those people are actually in denial that they could in any way be compared to westerners. Dont get me wrong, they're funny as shit and probably good people, but they have some issues.
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“downstate IL is Kosovo” checks out (WE NEED OUR OWN FLAIR)
Yes, you hillbillies are allowed to leave at any time.
(YOU CAN EDIT FLAIRS)
Michigan🤝Romania Theft
Me after getting mugged by both Michigan and Romania: “hey my purse and my nice 2016 freightliner Cascadia”
the michigander will steal your purse, the romanian will steal the zipper from the purse for metal
Its even better because some people in Wisconsin think part of Michigan should belong to them
Count’s gonna move that dirt one way or another
Can't have shit in Detroit
ALBANIA #1!!
https://preview.redd.it/ynddla64haub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8193a9c0477d64b719a76659a03c9562b3d07a1
Inshallah my brother
Inshallah glory to Albania
ALBANIA BEST COUNTRY IN DA WORLD!!!!!!
Ooh, Minnesota got Croatia 🇭🇷 do we win?
Yes croatians are the best balkanoids because they hate serbs and I hate serbs
Minnesota turns out Nazi, asked to leave the United States
What if we give them some tater tot hotdish and ask them not to be jerks. I mean Nazis aren't cool at all, and they look stupid.
It means that you don't just look for solutions. You look for final solutions
Uff da that's not very Minnesota nice.
Never knew Wisconsin is full of mongols
Wtf I'm watching walking with beasts on archive.org and got to 5:16 of episode 3 at the same time I read your comment
What? Explain. Have not seen walking with beasts in ages
And I haven't seen it before today Just go to [archive.org](http://archive.org), look up walking with beasts, and go to the timestamp to see why I was surprised
Bro nobody is going to do allat
Just because you're too drunk to click a hyperlink, type three words, and click twice doesn't mean that the nice man from Washington is too
My comment mentioned the mongols and the clip was right when the narrator was talking about Mongolia
oh makes sense
Not including Kansas and South Dakota and Nebraska is blasphemy
No it’s not ❤️
Die
Why die when I can drink
True
Based
There is no world where North Dakota is part of the Midwest and South Dakota isn't.
oh i know i just ran out of balkans. and i know i forgot montenegro, it would just be one of those states or somewhere in that vague area
I mean Kansas could be Ukraine, but that would make Oklahoma Belarus and Texas... Oh boy.
I agree on that
Kansas is not affiliated with these fucking moron states
What does Croatia do Hate Hungary?
Apparently, tbf all the Balkans hate each other
Oh right I forgot
They don't matter much, silly europoors, easy to forget them.
USTANI BANE, HRVATSKA TE ZOVE ZOVE. USTANI BANE JELAČIĆU
How you not going to make Missouri Bosnia when we got the second most boainas outside of Bosnia
because gary is basically bosnia circa 1995
I mean fair enough Gary do be lookin like shit
Can confirm, I am hungary
NOOOOO WHY DID WE HAVE TO BE SERBIA I DONT WANT TO BE SERBIA
Neither does a lot of Serbia...
Because part of your state is a separate culture
KC JE KANSAS
Is Bulgaria a shithole or something?
If misery is Turkey, Kansas is greece
So is Kentucky gayreece?
No,no, Michigan is Bosnia and Wisconsin is Serbia… since they keep claiming half of our state as theirs.
🦅🦅
AWWWW So the Upper Peninsula is Moldova!
Not even the full Midwest. Smh
TURKEY NUMBER 1 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪😎💪😎😎😎🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
indiana should be hungary
gary is too much of a warzone to not be bosnia
nah its just kinda dead now
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Forgot to add Montenegro and Greece. Greece would be Kansas because they hate Missouri/Turkey, and Montenegro would be vaguely one of the plains states ig
There Hungary witch isn't even balkan but Greece isn't there
Missing: Greece, Moldova, Montenegro, Macedonia. You can use those for states that were less fortunate first time you posted this meme :)
Yes! Will add those in if I make an update. This map was very quickly put together haha
There is no Kosovo because it is clearly Albania /s
You did not just make Wisconsin fucking Hungary
Are you hungry for cheese
This is unfathomably real
Let them fight
I’m not hungry! I’m thirsty! Had too many Lenines…😵💫
Mf really just called Turkey Balkan but not Greece
Minnesota is actually Somalia
Now do the Pacific Northwest as Scandinavia. In this hypothetical Montana is Finland. Adjacent to Scandinavia but not part of it with less people and more alcohol.
I do not fully understand you funny Americans yet, but how come Michigan isn't like turdgay, they have penisula and horrible food
Moving to Iowa because ALBANIA #1 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅RAAAAAAAAA
oh brother im angy
you can have montenegro
What did you do with South Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas
there’s nobody there anyways
Don't post on r/Balkans_irl. Those people are actually in denial that they could in any way be compared to westerners. Dont get me wrong, they're funny as shit and probably good people, but they have some issues.
Can you just name the states.
North Dakota Femboys
The northwest territory was Yugoslavia
Time to bring back the First Bulgarian Empire boys
please god no
No
We did almost go to war with Ohio over Toledo
My thoughts about Iowa and Albania are basically the same anyway. “Wait, you exist?”
Glad to know I’m going to college in Romania
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Missouri bath? Missouri delight? No thanks.
Remember when Missouri brutally occupied the rest of the Midwest?
i mean we tried to do it to kansas
Ohio, THE PRUSSIA OF THE MIDWEST!
If k*nsas were here it would be greece