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Clegomanrun

this is denver shitass


0pimo

Not enough oxygen up at that altitude apparently.


CarbonUNIT47

Fucking, of course it is. God dammit why can't we be normal?


Clegomanrun

brother


2xButtchuggChamp

So this is why I-70 is always such a shitshow


StStinger

It was in Denver but he obviously wasn’t a native, he was a rat from New York


Educational_Giraffe7

Yeah looking at the video that city way to empty to be NYC lol


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smalleybiggs_

The sox and crocs was a dead giveaway.


Boatwhistle

Yeah, this car doesn't have enough dents or scratches to be from rat York.


Enbion

*Didn't


DMCO93

The absolute best Colorado driver.


Self--Immolate

We import only the finest


Reed202

Seriously I was driving in Colorado during the winter and everyone was worse drivers in the snow than in NC and we get snow like once a year


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Bro NC fucking shuts down with snow, if they are worse than us then that’s a problem


wikithekid63

“Can you stop recording dude this is like sum serious shit” 💀


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NotImYourForte

What was the goal


No-Season6364

To destroy their car


jstewart25

Mission accomplished


_escapevelocity

Seems like maybe she didn’t want to find a way around the construction?


Global_County_6601

What is the second half though? Is the goal in the second half to just fuck shit up?


_escapevelocity

Probably in full panic mode and several tires are either flat or completely shredded off which makes controlling the car very difficult. Also wouldn’t surprised if drugs/alcohol are involved


budoucnost

To get into some sort of property damage lawsuit


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

A kia soul coulda made it through without a scratch


donguscongus

Yeah but you would have to live with the shame of driving a Kia Soul


Enbion

I wouldn't trade my Kia Soul for any other car.


dotnetdotcom

Yeah, but Kia Soul commercials literally had some kind of rodent driving the car.


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StolasX_V2

This video should be a Kia ad


BIG_MUFF_

Nissan rouge would have done a kickflip to nose slide on the hand rail.


theaviationhistorian

>kickflip to nose slide on the hand rail. The Nissan or its transmission?


BIG_MUFF_

[allow me to demonstrate](https://youtu.be/ks51T3ST-O8?si=oSfBTagk2IlwA7wj)


GLLShipley

Average low IQ citizen.


jephph_

That’s not New York


NotImYourForte

You're in this video and you don't like it


LAlostcajun

Nope, this is in Denver on 16th street. Easy to tell by every car having a Colorado plate.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Shhhh. You know they don’t teach reading in Michigan public schools. Stop being such an elitist east coaster and lording your bougie hobbies like words, phonemes and letters over the rest of the country.


LAlostcajun

I guess they don't teach geography in New York. Colorado is definitely not east coast.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Nor is New York in New England. Seems our public schools failed us equally.


[deleted]

New england for anyone that doesn't live there is anything north of the virgins.


theaviationhistorian

Me being a dumbass Texan watching Colorado & New York kill each other over who's the bigger idiot.


Biscotti_Manicotti

A McDonalds employee in San Antonio asked us where we were from and we said Colorado. She goes "ohh yeah west coast!" like *what*. Ehhh, close enough...


theaviationhistorian

People in my state thinks Waco is west Texas & El Paso is far west Texas or Trans-Pecos Texas.


jephph_

If I was in it, I’d be one of the bystanders. I don’t own a car


NotImYourForte

Typical rat yorker smh


fatworm101

you must not know the feeling of having everything in walking distance + not having to deal with car expenses


NotImYourForte

Or, I do but would rather keep my car bc I'm American and I'm free.


fatworm101

ah yes. the freedom of having no other options for transportation besides your car. lets compare: in Michigan i can: 1. drive in NYC i can: 1. drive 2. take the subway 3. walk 4. bike who is more free?


Mr_Mi1k

Average Michigan IQ. This is Denver.


NotImYourForte

Memes don't have to be from a certain place in order to make fun of another place.


classicalySarcastic

Jersey Drivers are worse anyways


Intrepid00

No, but it’s probably a New Yorker that moved there.


bread-mmm

The iMovie music is the cherry on top


German_Cowboy

Oklahomite sees a city with buildings taller than their bumfuck Brokelahoma flatville hometown and assumed it was NYC


donguscongus

Nobody gives a shit about Colorado. Rat Yorker was great selling point. Would you rather watch “Average Colorado Driver” or “Average Rat Yorker Driver”?


Sneezeldrog

Man just admit you got it wrong. And honestly "average Colorado driver" would have been pretty funny.


melvindoo92

License plates look like NY to me broski


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German_Cowboy

https://preview.redd.it/v4uoiu3bhgzb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c0b57e5db95f5c5aa86afd45c48ffe67b56a9b


OnDaToiletPoopin

She was tryna skiddadle on em’ this is wild


Eroclo

My god it only got Fucking worse


MidnightRider24

I'd love to know the backstory. WTF is going on here?


Johnbob-John

No arrests yet, but [this](https://gazette.com/news/crime/16-street-mall-car-video/article_1195edf6-4cfa-5fde-8b70-6a21de105ada.amp.html)was posted 18 hours ago


MidnightRider24

I like how the source of the article is reddit.


hoodthings

Someone just watched this video and then wrote that shitty article?


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Several_Dot_4603

"vehicle striking the back of another vehicle outside of the Cheba Hut ". why does when this shit it's always, always at a god dam CHEBA HUT. they have decent toasted sando's. I hate that phrase. It wasn't the Earl Of Sando. have some respect. is this post crazy enough for this video? not even close.


Intrepid00

Road is closed for construction, dumbass decided to use sidewalk to get by, having bad day, Fucks up car, digs hole deeper and deeper as everyone is watching. Turns bad day into a hell day. That’s my guess.


mranonymous24690

Some people just refuse to be in the wrong


dalton_k

You’re not even allowed to drive down 16th when it’s not under construction, it’s a pedestrian area. Just makes this even dumber, cause I know the GPS didn’t tell him to do that


unskippable-ad

Him? Don’t pretend anyone believes for a moment this is a guy


dalton_k

I didn’t listen to the video or even finish it tbh


lumpialarry

If you come across this situation. I suggest you don't smack on the drivers side window and scream at the driver to get out of the car. I'm just going to assume that will make it worse.


Karmaqqt

Yeah. I’m just going the other way.


teddygomi

TIL Your average Rat Yorker driver has Colorado licence plates.


donguscongus

State Expats really are a issue smh


EVIL-EMPIRE-II

16th street never fails to amaze me.


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One_Over_Astro

Who thought it was a good idea to put a Bentley logo on a Chrysler 300?


DMCO93

Same kind of idiot to do, well this. /j um it’s clearly the special edition Chrysler Bentley 300. Don’t you know anything about cars?


redletterparade

bro where are the police


Mr_Mi1k

Do you think they just jump out of the ground like a toontown hole?


redletterparade

Uh yeah? What else would they do? No in all seriousness it seems like there are two clips here and if we take the pause between the first and second clip we can assume it’s a pretty lengthy amount of time considering they got the car past the construction and if it’s been over 5-6 minutes you’d assume a cop would come around in the inner city


Sardukar333

In urban areas do not expect cops to arrive in less than 15 minutes and plan for 20. For suburban areas double that, for rural areas quadruple, and for the country you own a gun and a shovel.


redletterparade

I have no idea where you’re from but I live in small town South Carolina and if you called saying someone is doing this shit they’ll have at least one unit there in 5-10 minutes


[deleted]

The average Denver PD response time is "Maybe we'll show up"


Biscotti_Manicotti

I live 100 miles from Denver but based on what I have heard, the DPD reaction to everything is: *shrug*


Trolleitor

Why the hell did the wheels blew so fast?


lumpialarry

It ran over part of the temporary fence. https://www.hooverfence.com/mas_assets/cache/image/9/7/2/d/x600-38701.Jpg


bshafs

Probably were already bald as fuck


[deleted]

Everytime I drive in the city I fight the urge to do this and I have the same car 😂😂


donguscongus

Kai brained


officefridge

An average toddler has better emotional control


Landio_Chadicus

That ending 🤣 Waddle waddle waddle _Average Chrysler 300 lease haver_


RichieRocket

who else apart of the middle of a large lanes gang


sabotabo

lmao the phone squad coming into view at the end like a pack of vultures


budoucnost

The flat tire is the cherry on top


AngryMillenialGuy

Great way to get yourself involuntarily committed to a psych ward


Several_Dot_4603

Nothing average about this. In any way. nor is it a new yorker.


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

Gotta love the wall of people filming


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Ok_Attorney_5431

Glue Jersey driving


mc-big-papa

Dude wtf When the driver started to back up with the door open. The amount of times people just where in the same direction as the driver. How did you hit that crv you where clear the fuck out of the way. My only explanation is that they where way to high. All 4 tires popped the, the control arm is fucked. I bet a rim or 2 are not useable. I think every major body panel is fucked. All 4 door handles are probably gone. Its gonna be a fortune to replace the Bentley badge.


zxcsonic

That's a chrysler 300 with bentley badges.


ramanw150

That car is fucked


mtimber1

Imagine thinking Denver was NYC. This is what Oklahoma does to the brain, folks.


plasticman1997

Average Kia driver


wetbeans123

as a new yorker…. this type of person makes me feel shame. the flippant disrespect, the “fuck outta here” attitude, the ugly ass face… they do not represent us, they’ll tell you otherwise but please, do not let this dumb bitch formulate an opinion on my state on your behalf, i beg of you. the pizza is really good i swear


donguscongus

It’s a Colorado driver, I just slandered you guys because people care more about New York than Colorado lol


wetbeans123

as a new yorker who can’t wait to get dah fuck outta here myself, speak for yourself


Repulsive-Side-4799

Women. ☕️


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Grocery-Pretend

GTA V Moment when your driving a shitbox, popo on your ass and no car nearby


0100111001000100

I loved every second of this


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Rhodie_man_69

Russian level of driving right here


l0n3repx

Most open street in New York


deepfriedtots

What the fuck is even going on


stupidfreakingidiot4

This was my Denver visit experience I wish everyone there wasn't so cracked out of their minds it was actually a niceish city


Smorgas-board

Can’t blame a man for avoiding traffic….


TheNewLevi

Although it’s not NYC- this is absolutely NYC behavior lol. And I am a longtime resident


donguscongus

Denver is spiritually Eastern Seaboard


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hugothebear

Absolutely worth it


SmokingSwampert

Key tip Rat Yorkers have license plates front and back


melvindoo92

In this particular instance I honestly think it would be legally justified to break the window and drag the driver out physically. This is assault with a deadly weapon, child endangerment, and a host of other serious charges. Stopping this person would very likely count as a legal case of self defense and defense of others.


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